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7 week old baby [chat] (no politics)

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  • IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    My sister done got betrothed again. So probably I will eventually be babbie-adjacent about once a year.

  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    My baby niece is being silly. She likes, I think, eating celery, but she makes this half-grumpy face about it.

  • Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    Surfpossum wrote: »
    babies eVERYWHERE

    I will never not awesome this.

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  • descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
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  • AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    edited December 2017
    my oldest niece* is going to fucking college so I am clearly a damn old



    *first cousin once removed

    Aioua on
    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    tumblr_p0z2mc2DFI1vdbx3no1_400.jpg

    Waiting for it to develop

    fuck gendered marketing
  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    My cousin had a baby before me

    what relation are our kids

  • CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    My cousin had a baby before me

    what relation are our kids
    Nobody knows

    Happiness is within reach!
  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    My cousin had a baby before me

    what relation are our kids

    2nd cousins

    to you, his/her kids are first cousin once removed

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  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    My cousin had a baby before me

    what relation are our kids
    Rivals for the throne.

  • navgoosenavgoose Registered User regular
    Illegal touching on Denver. I think that's my favorite penalty.

  • Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    My cousin had a baby before me

    what relation are our kids

    Master and apprentice

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  • simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    navgoose wrote: »
    Illegal touching on Denver. I think that's my favorite penalty.

    future jurors please let me remind you that this post is purely circumstantial evidence

  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Does Porp know you’ll try to embarrass her or is this like a gendered NO MEN WINE AND EYELINER thing

    gendered thing

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  • ChimeraChimera Monster girl with a snek tail and five eyes Bad puns, that's how eye roll. Registered User regular
    navgoose wrote: »
    Illegal touching on Denver. I think that's my favorite penalty.

    Touching in Denver is illegal?! But I like, touch lots of things when i'm there! D:

  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    My cousin had a baby before me

    what relation are our kids

    potential spouse?

    are YOU on the beer list?
  • navgoosenavgoose Registered User regular
    Chimera wrote: »
    navgoose wrote: »
    Illegal touching on Denver. I think that's my favorite penalty.

    Touching in Denver is illegal?! But I like, touch lots of things when i'm there! D:

    Did you step out of bounds beforehand?

  • ChimeraChimera Monster girl with a snek tail and five eyes Bad puns, that's how eye roll. Registered User regular
    amateurhour wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    My cousin had a baby before me

    what relation are our kids

    potential spouse?

    Only in Alabama.

  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    Chimera wrote: »
    amateurhour wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    My cousin had a baby before me

    what relation are our kids

    potential spouse?

    Only in Alabama.

    Also Kentucky, Tennessee, Florida, Arkansas, possibly Utah, and definitely Georgia.

    are YOU on the beer list?
  • AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    Chimera wrote: »
    amateurhour wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    My cousin had a baby before me

    what relation are our kids

    potential spouse?

    Only in Alabama.

    hey hey, Alabama's earned a reprieve

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    also the spouse comment wasn't snarky. I'm in a good mood and always enjoy a good joke at my southern heritage expense

    are YOU on the beer list?
  • descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    edited December 2017
    amateurhour wrote: »
    also the spouse comment wasn't snarky. I'm in a good mood and always enjoy a good joke at my southern heritage expense

    Allow me to yanksplain the ways in which this is problematic

    desc on
  • CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    edited December 2017
    I still don't know what cousin and removed actually is honestly

    Coinage on
    Happiness is within reach!
  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    amateurhour wrote: »
    also the spouse comment wasn't snarky. I'm in a good mood and always enjoy a good joke at my southern heritage expense

    Allow me to yanksplain the ways in which this is problematic

    yanksplain sounds like how a guy would defend porn to his wife

    are YOU on the beer list?
  • ChimeraChimera Monster girl with a snek tail and five eyes Bad puns, that's how eye roll. Registered User regular
    Aioua wrote: »
    Chimera wrote: »
    amateurhour wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    My cousin had a baby before me

    what relation are our kids

    potential spouse?

    Only in Alabama.

    hey hey, Alabama's earned a reprieve

    only 50% did!

  • AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    edited December 2017
    Coinage wrote: »
    I still don't know what cousin and removed actually is honestly

    n removed means you're off by n generations

    so your cousins kids are cousins once removed since you're one level of the tree apart

    Aioua on
    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    Why am I sitting in my car waiting for K-Ci and JoJo’s All My Life to finish playing before I go in the house

  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Why am I sitting in my car waiting for K-Ci and JoJo’s All My Life to finish playing before I go in the house

    Are you singing along?

  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    @tcheldor @credeiki had to go unexpectedly sorry

    Please consider the environment before printing this post.
  • AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    bwahahaha Lance Armstrong

    remember when he was a respected public figure

    2004 was a simpler time

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    I’ve won. I’ve beaten my body into submission and now I feel exhausted and bed-ready by 10. Hell yeah.

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  • Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    I'm in @OnTheLastCastle's channel now shittalking him for playing a game that's easier than Dark Souls.

    I have turned to the dark side, and it feels great.

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  • AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    and a Chuck Norris cameo?

    what's next, Al Gore jokes??

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
  • TcheldorTcheldor Registered User regular
    Sir Landshark wrote: »
    @tcheldor @credeiki had to go unexpectedly sorry

    roger that sharky @Sir Landshark

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  • descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    Aioua wrote: »
    bwahahaha Lance Armstrong

    remember when he was a respected public figure

    2004 was a simpler time
    Aioua wrote: »
    and a Chuck Norris cameo?

    what's next, Al Gore jokes??

    Why are you inflicting the year 2004 on yourself

  • AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    Aioua wrote: »
    bwahahaha Lance Armstrong

    remember when he was a respected public figure

    2004 was a simpler time
    Aioua wrote: »
    and a Chuck Norris cameo?

    what's next, Al Gore jokes??

    Why are you inflicting the year 2004 on yourself

    dodge, duck, dip, dive, and dodge

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    My cousin had a baby before me

    what relation are our kids

    Secon cousins

    fuck gendered marketing
  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    Henroid wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    My cousin had a baby before me

    what relation are our kids
    Rivals for the throne.

    I couldn't resist

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  • ChimeraChimera Monster girl with a snek tail and five eyes Bad puns, that's how eye roll. Registered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Henroid wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    My cousin had a baby before me

    what relation are our kids
    Rivals for the throne.

    I couldn't resist

    3oiBBH7.gif

    I feel like this photo should be hosted by photobucket and not imgur.

  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    https://i.imgur.com/QlMnQCO.mp4

    @credeiki @Sir Landshark @skippydumptruck

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