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Retarded Food Ideas

GravesGraves Registered User regular
edited May 2007 in Social Entropy++
I am about to try to heat up leftover McDonalds using a microwave and a toaster oven.

I'm hoping this will work but logic tells me it wont.

What stupid things have you guys done concerning food preparation?

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  • QuestionMarkManQuestionMarkMan Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    put a bowl of chocolate kisses in the microwave

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  • suttbeckssuttbecks Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I don't know if this counts but I fucked a banana

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  • FirmSkaterFirmSkater Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    It always fucks me up how Arby's wrappers are like aluminum foil.

    So I've microwaved those things like twenty times.

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    suttbecks wrote: »
    I don't know if this counts but I fucked a banana

    well...that depends, did you eat it afterwards?

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  • SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Dry spaghetti dipped in ketchup/mayo dip. Don't, just don't even.

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  • ArcibiArcibi Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Whoever thought that selling bags of roasted crickets with bacon cheddar flavoring on them was a rad idea is pretty dumb

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    edited May 2007
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  • SamiSami Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    The fact that you're eating McDonald's at all is pretty stupid

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Hence Retarded Food Ideas.

    And you shut up it's the only thing open at 4am and I totally used stolen money.

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    cock

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I didn't know I stole the money....

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    no one asked

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  • CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    One time, I ate at Taco Bell.

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  • jpegjpeg ODIE, YOUR FACE Scenic Illinois FlatlandsRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    The only thing I have ever had from Taco Bell is their awesome cinammon twist things, those are great.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    i'd rather eat at taco bell than any of the burger joints cept white castle

    we don't have in-and-out in the northeast

    that crunchwrap thing taco bell has is damn tasty

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Faricazy wrote: »
    i'd rather eat at taco bell than any of the burger joints cept white castle

    we don't have in-and-out in the northeast

    that crunchwrap thing taco bell has is damn tasty


    i approve of this message

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  • LardalishLardalish Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I once ran out of Kool-Aid and instead of going to the store for more, I grabbed a pack of jello. I figured it would taste the same.


    Oh man it didnt.

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  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    When I was little I went to the fridge and grabbed an egg and tried to see how hard I had to squeeze to make it break.
    Not very hard.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    also taco bell is so much cheaper

    burger king you pay fucking six bucks for a crappy soggy sandwich

    taco bell you get the crunchwrap, a taco, and a big drink for like four bucks

    :^:

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I would not eat beef that you can buy for 99 cents a pound in the USA.

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  • FortyTwoFortyTwo strongest man in the world The Land of Pleasant Living Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Hickory-smoked horse buttholes?

    from a cup

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Mmmmm hickory!

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  • Seattle ThreadSeattle Thread Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I fried some tuna fish, once

    I thought it needed a little sauce, so I added the only thing in the fridge: tomato paste.

    It was goddamn atrocious

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  • JinnJinn Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    i just ate two chili cheese dogs and a regular hot dog and an order of fries

    from the Varsity

    i guess only people from GA will know what that means but basically...

    i'll probably drop dead of a massive coronary any second now, the only solution is
    MORE WEED!

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Faricazy wrote: »
    also taco bell is so much cheaper

    burger king you pay fucking six bucks for a crappy soggy sandwich

    taco bell you get the crunchwrap, a taco, and a big drink for like four bucks

    :^:

    anyone who buys a drink at a fast food place is a sucker

    1.50 for a small sprite

    or 1.50 for two liters of sprite somewhere else

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  • Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    jpeg wrote: »
    The only thing I have ever had from Taco Bell is their awesome cinammon twist things, those are great.

    Dude, they're like cinnamon dusted pork rinds.

    They're okay, at best.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Skull Man wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    also taco bell is so much cheaper

    burger king you pay fucking six bucks for a crappy soggy sandwich

    taco bell you get the crunchwrap, a taco, and a big drink for like four bucks

    :^:

    anyone who buys a drink at a fast food place is a sucker

    1.50 for a small sprite

    or 1.50 for two liters of sprite somewhere else
    yeah totally man

    cause like

    it's not like the drink is cold

    or there a refills

    or that the whole point of going to a fast food joint is convenience

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    When I was little I went to the fridge and grabbed an egg and tried to see how hard I had to squeeze to make it break.
    Not very hard.

    last night i thought it would be cool to bite into an egg straight out of the carton

    It was.

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  • Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    also taco bell is so much cheaper

    burger king you pay fucking six bucks for a crappy soggy sandwich

    taco bell you get the crunchwrap, a taco, and a big drink for like four bucks

    :^:

    anyone who buys a drink at a fast food place is a sucker

    1.50 for a small sprite

    or 1.50 for two liters of sprite somewhere else
    yeah totally man

    cause like

    it's not like the drink is cold

    or there a refills

    or that the whole point of going to a fast food joint is convenience

    The whole world's out to screw ya.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    no in fact

    fuck fast food

    im gonna go to a soup kitchen

    ITS FREE

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I guess I should have clarified--I mean the drive-through

    eat in fast food restaurants is naaaaasty

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    ham slices and melted chocolate from a fondue fountain

    it's pretty good

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Skull Man wrote: »
    I guess I should have clarified--I mean the drive-through

    eat in fast food restaurants is naaaaasty

    most of us don't sit on the floor

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  • JinnJinn Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    hey dude from georgia

    you know the Varsity?

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Skull Man wrote: »
    I guess I should have clarified--I mean the drive-through

    eat in fast food restaurants is naaaaasty
    huh?

    it's the same food, bubbo

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Jinn wrote: »
    hey dude from georgia

    you know the Varsity?


    i have been in it once yes

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  • Fort1tudeFort1tude Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    McDonalds chicken nuggets have a form of butane sprayed on them as a preservative, BUT ITS OK CAUSE ITS ONLY .02% SO ITS WITHIN EPA LIMITS THEREFORE HEALTHY

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I think the stupidest food decision I ever made was a hot dog from AMPM
    I was only 10 at the time so really I think it was my parents fault for letting me eat it

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Fort1tude wrote: »
    McDonalds chicken nuggets have a form of butane sprayed on them as a preservative, BUT ITS OK CAUSE ITS ONLY .02% SO ITS WITHIN EPA LIMITS THEREFORE HEALTHY
    butane?

    lighter fluid?

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    I guess I should have clarified--I mean the drive-through

    eat in fast food restaurants is naaaaasty
    huh?

    it's the same food, bubbo

    just don't like, you know

    being in there

    all weird and clinical and populated

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