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I'm eating lunch, you dumb robot [chat]

ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster ApocalypseThe Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
edited January 2018 in Debate and/or Discourse
but duty calls

Allegedly a voice of reason.
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I'm eating lunch, you dumb robot [chat] 79 votes

a
17%
tyrannusTTODewbackjungleroomxemnmnmeCaptain InertiaHonkKrathoonJuliuszepherinknitdandoomybearPLAcB557Chall 14 votes
b
20%
Captain UltraMulysaSemproniusRiemannLivesGimRear Admiral ChocoHappylilElfElendilMichaelLCAtomikaTcheldorDemonStaceycptruggedEddyGazingBSoBdiscrider 16 votes
3
62%
HenroidredxMrMistermatt has a problemSanderJKAimNightDragonAnarchy Rules!VishNubIncenjucarP10HaphazardFuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudCasual EddyCapt HowdyThomamelasAegisArchDesktop HippieZilla360 49 votes
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  • Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User, Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited January 2018
    3
    Eddy wrote: »
    I have eaten
    the tide pods
    that were in
    the cupboard

    and which
    you were probably
    saving
    for laundry
    baby shoes
    never worn
    I do not like them here or there.
    I do not like them anywhere!
    I do not like Tide Pods and Ham.
    I do not like them, Sam-I-Am!

    Hahnsoo1 on
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  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    You could have let me have the chat thread.

  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Man another Chanus chat, its almost like he's gamed the system.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • GazingGazing In My Restless Dreams Registered User regular
    b
    Yay super quick AND you made a poll!

    This is how you make a chat op, people!

  • zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    a
    Fucking Geth, I was almost done with a missive on why Amazon is probably going to put their second HQ in Chicago Pittsburgh or Miami.

  • GazingGazing In My Restless Dreams Registered User regular
    b
    Couscous wrote: »
    You could have let me have the chat thread.

    But also this would have been a good option too!

  • RonTheDMRonTheDM Yes, yes Registered User regular
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  • kedinikkedinik Registered User regular
    chanus you son of a-

  • kedinikkedinik Registered User regular
    I'm not gonna say I've never put dice in my mouth, because that would be a lie

  • DoodmannDoodmann Registered User regular
    Get your poll is broken.

    Whippy wrote: »
    nope nope nope nope abort abort talk about anime
    I like to ART
  • descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    3
    @chanus yeah at first I was like "is the battery dying?" But I plugged in a little Pocket Operator which pumps out clearly louder volume and it was fine

    All the volcas are pretty quiet

    So: https://www.sweetwater.com/store/detail/SparkMini?gclid=CjwKCAiAy4bTBRAvEiwAFtatHBRbD1twNLnM9dqEv7GKhw9iF4gq_1Ea4z1fH7Oroho4gB9wvly6BxoCQrAQAvD_BwE

    I didn't want to go down some signal routing rabbit hole

    Then I was like look at thes boutique hipster $200 boost pedals with more knobs

    Then I was like "desc shut up"

    STICK MORE VOLUME IN THE MIDDLE PROBLEM SOLVED I BET

  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Central OhioRegistered User regular
    a
    Preacher wrote: »
    Man another Chanus chat, its almost like he's gamed the system.

    It’s sex perverts all the way down

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  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    b
    lol at people who picked 3

    fucken tryhards

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    desc wrote: »
    chanus yeah at first I was like "is the battery dying?" But I plugged in a little Pocket Operator which pumps out clearly louder volume and it was fine

    All the volcas are pretty quiet

    So: https://www.sweetwater.com/store/detail/SparkMini?gclid=CjwKCAiAy4bTBRAvEiwAFtatHBRbD1twNLnM9dqEv7GKhw9iF4gq_1Ea4z1fH7Oroho4gB9wvly6BxoCQrAQAvD_BwE

    I didn't want to go down some signal routing rabbit hole

    Then I was like look at thes boutique hipster $200 boost pedals with more knobs

    Then I was like "desc shut up"

    STICK MORE VOLUME IN THE MIDDLE PROBLEM SOLVED I BET

    i've looked at that exact pedal a lot

    it's inexpensive enough to be alluring

    like a lady

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Central OhioRegistered User regular
    a
    a is on the move!

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  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    i haven't picked it up yet because i'm still recovering from all the gear i bought over the summer

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Central OhioRegistered User regular
    a
    Or not

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  • GazingGazing In My Restless Dreams Registered User regular
    b
    I have to dye my hair but I have a very busy morning of videogames ahead

  • RedTideRedTide Registered User regular
    @spool32

    Or Amazon can opt for the cheapest buy in to the NYC metro area ever.

    - Up and coming city
    - multiple mass transit connections and short distance to Manhattan
    - 3 major area airports including international airport within city limits
    - half of one of nation's largest seaports in city limits
    - very well equipped private airport (Teterboro) which caters to rich dickheads
    - multiple universities/tech schools to pull from
    - we're throwing money at them

    RedTide#1907 on Battle.net
    Come Overwatch with meeeee
  • CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    3
    i just put duck pate and dairylea cream cheese in a toasted bagel

    come at me bro

  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    b
    I think Amazon HQ should be in the DC area so Bezos can rule his two kingdoms from the same throne

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Preacher wrote: »
    Man another Chanus chat, its almost like he's gamed the system.

    the system is me

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • GazingGazing In My Restless Dreams Registered User regular
    b
    Casual wrote: »
    i just put duck pate and dairylea cream cheese in a toasted bagel

    come at me bro

    WHAT THE

    *comes at casual, dies of pate breath*

  • GazingGazing In My Restless Dreams Registered User regular
    b
    Someday I hope one of the mods spills the beans on the chat op list and how/Who it works

  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    I think Amazon HQ should be in the DC area so Bezos can rule his two kingdoms from the same throne

    I feel part of the reason the DC area is attractive to Amazon is they already have a large group here who runs the Federal Cloud services so they have folks to pull from right away internally.

    Top it off DC is still the most educated city in the country.

    Our public transit is ballz though.

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  • GazingGazing In My Restless Dreams Registered User regular
    b
    I invented Boston

  • credeikicredeiki Registered User regular
    3
    Is the new amazon HQ going to have the same toxic/overwork culture as the old one, probably? It's the sort of place that might be worth considering as a resume booster (if it ends up in a city I like) but also being miserable for N years at work is not great.

    Steam, LoL: credeiki
  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Central OhioRegistered User regular
    a
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Eddy wrote: »
    I think Amazon HQ should be in the DC area so Bezos can rule his two kingdoms from the same throne

    I feel part of the reason the DC area is attractive to Amazon is they already have a large group here who runs the Federal Cloud services so they have folks to pull from right away internally.

    Top it off DC is still the most educated city in the country.

    Our public transit is ballz though.

    Your private transit is ballz too

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  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Neco wrote: »
    Someday I hope one of the mods spills the beans on the chat op list and how/Who it works

    if (chanus == true)
    chanus
    else

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • credeikicredeiki Registered User regular
    3
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Eddy wrote: »
    I think Amazon HQ should be in the DC area so Bezos can rule his two kingdoms from the same throne

    I feel part of the reason the DC area is attractive to Amazon is they already have a large group here who runs the Federal Cloud services so they have folks to pull from right away internally.

    Top it off DC is still the most educated city in the country.

    Our public transit is ballz though.

    metro is pretty great; it just needs more investment in ongoing maintenance

    Steam, LoL: credeiki
  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    credeiki wrote: »
    Is the new amazon HQ going to have the same toxic/overwork culture as the old one, probably? It's the sort of place that might be worth considering as a resume booster (if it ends up in a city I like) but also being miserable for N years at work is not great.

    i still have never heard good things about working for amazon

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    credeiki wrote: »
    Is the new amazon HQ going to have the same toxic/overwork culture as the old one, probably? It's the sort of place that might be worth considering as a resume booster (if it ends up in a city I like) but also being miserable for N years at work is not great.

    I want it in NoVA so the worth of my condo goes up and I can sell it for a lot of money and pay off my student loans and then move back West.

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  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
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    What is the point then?

  • GazingGazing In My Restless Dreams Registered User regular
    b
    credeiki wrote: »
    Is the new amazon HQ going to have the same toxic/overwork culture as the old one, probably? It's the sort of place that might be worth considering as a resume booster (if it ends up in a city I like) but also being miserable for N years at work is not great.

    I don’t have any skills to get myself into amazon, but I would happily work there long enough for their tax insurance so I could get my transition surgeries covered

    Also yeah it would be great on a resume

    I can’t think of any other good things about working there

  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    edited January 2018
    b
    When I saw this poll, I knew deep down in my heart 3 would clean up but I still chose b without regrets

    "b for beta..." I mumbled to myself, my chest caving from ignominy and shame

    "no eddy" you whispered fiercely

    "b for brave"

    Eddy on
    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Eddy wrote: »
    I think Amazon HQ should be in the DC area so Bezos can rule his two kingdoms from the same throne

    I feel part of the reason the DC area is attractive to Amazon is they already have a large group here who runs the Federal Cloud services so they have folks to pull from right away internally.

    Top it off DC is still the most educated city in the country.

    Our public transit is ballz though.

    it has been [3] days since the Red Line had a derailment

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
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  • descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    3
    Chanus wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    chanus yeah at first I was like "is the battery dying?" But I plugged in a little Pocket Operator which pumps out clearly louder volume and it was fine

    All the volcas are pretty quiet

    So: https://www.sweetwater.com/store/detail/SparkMini?gclid=CjwKCAiAy4bTBRAvEiwAFtatHBRbD1twNLnM9dqEv7GKhw9iF4gq_1Ea4z1fH7Oroho4gB9wvly6BxoCQrAQAvD_BwE

    I didn't want to go down some signal routing rabbit hole

    Then I was like look at thes boutique hipster $200 boost pedals with more knobs

    Then I was like "desc shut up"

    STICK MORE VOLUME IN THE MIDDLE PROBLEM SOLVED I BET

    i've looked at that exact pedal a lot

    it's inexpensive enough to be alluring

    like a lady

    Affordable, amps your signal

    What everyone looks for in a wife

  • aiouaaioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    credeiki wrote: »
    Is the new amazon HQ going to have the same toxic/overwork culture as the old one, probably? It's the sort of place that might be worth considering as a resume booster (if it ends up in a city I like) but also being miserable for N years at work is not great.

    fwiw the culture problem is a bit overstated, the company is hueg

    so it depends on who your manager or director is

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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