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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    Personifying the seven deadly sins is boring

    uh excuse me I think you need to read my post

  • Lord_AsmodeusLord_Asmodeus goeticSobriquet: Here is your magical cryptic riddle-tumour: I AM A TIME MACHINERegistered User regular
    Tube wrote: »
    Pride: A titted woman, boobing proudly at her boobies
    Wrath: an enormously bosomed warrior woman, representing hysterical female rage
    Envy: a woman, massive of chest, looking enviously at another woman who is even more massive of chest
    Gluttony: a fat woman with huge tits
    Sloth: a woman who couldn't even be bothered to put a bra on to cover her tremendous norks
    Greed: a woman who wanted all the jugs for herself, and received them
    Lust: a woman beset with lust for her own titanic knockers

    I'm really more of an ass man myself.

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    Brb

  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User, Moderator mod
    does anyone remember that rather surrealist comic about being eaten by a tiger or something, where the tiger is a house and the people who are labeled as "eaten" are inside sitting at a table having cups of tea, which had an edit about the crwthcomics thread where the tiger is the thread and the people who have been eaten are "infracted"? I was looking for that recently and couldn't find it with my vague search terms.

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  • darunia106darunia106 J-bob in games Death MountainRegistered User regular
    Tube and the author of Full Metal Alchemist are the only people allowed to personify the seven deadly sins.

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  • ThetherooThetheroo Registered User regular
    Full Metal Alchemist should have swapped Pride and Wrath

    This has been my hot anime take for the day

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Thetheroo wrote: »
    Full Metal Alchemist should have swapped Pride and Wrath

    This has been my hot anime take for the day

    They did, once.

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  • darunia106darunia106 J-bob in games Death MountainRegistered User regular
    Thetheroo wrote: »
    Full Metal Alchemist should have swapped Pride and Wrath

    This has been my hot anime take for the day

    They did, once.

    It wasn't good.

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  • BadablackBadablack Registered User regular
    What if I’m an ass man.

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  • darunia106darunia106 J-bob in games Death MountainRegistered User regular
    I'm an ass, man.

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  • ThetherooThetheroo Registered User regular
    I had completely forgotten the first FMA series totally did do that

  • ElderlycrawfishElderlycrawfish Registered User regular
    crwth wrote: »
    the seven deadly sins as various office supplies

    The copy machine is wrath, right? Because that goddamn thing keeps jamming after 20 pages and Janet from accounting never refills the frigging paper what the hell Janet

  • miscellaneousinsanitymiscellaneousinsanity grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, i hurt peopleRegistered User regular
    FMA talk reminds me i still gotta pick up the new hardcover edition, it looks gorgeous

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  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    crwth wrote: »
    the seven deadly sins as various office supplies

    The copy machine is wrath, right? Because that goddamn thing keeps jamming after 20 pages and Janet from accounting never refills the frigging paper what the hell Janet

    I could make a case for every sin for the copier

    Wrath is obvious
    Gluttony: That thing fuckin guzzles toner
    Pride: You have to use certified parts and can only get certified service, nothing else is good enough.
    Sloth: They're down more than they're up, y'know
    Greed: I mean you ever bought anything for a printer? Seriously.
    Envy: If you've ever talked to a sales rep about printers, you'll know this one. The way they talk about their competitors...
    Lust: I dunno, you can print porn, I guess

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  • FiendishrabbitFiendishrabbit Registered User regular
    Lust: I dunno, you can print porn, I guess

    Have you ever wondered why photocopying your butt is such a popular prank/drunk move?
    Yeah. Now you know.

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User, Moderator mod
    lust: the copier inexplicably has an amazing pair of breasts

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  • darunia106darunia106 J-bob in games Death MountainRegistered User regular
    Lust: you MUST have the copier. You NEED it. You cannot perform ANY work without it.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    How come Lust is always a hot girl or guy, and not a shitty fuckboy who thinks he's entitled to the redistribution of sex because of the incel movement

    In Neil Gaiman's Sandman, Desire is androgynous

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  • Moth 13Moth 13 Registered User regular
  • Kevin CristKevin Crist I make the devil hit his knees and say the 'our father'Registered User regular
    Madican wrote: »
    How come Lust is always a hot girl or guy, and not a shitty fuckboy who thinks he's entitled to the redistribution of sex because of the incel movement

    Why does Lust always have to involve sex? Why not a lust for power? A lust for knowledge? A lust for delicious food?

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  • GvzbgulGvzbgul Registered User regular
    Aree we here, in the webcomics thread, discussing the seven deadly sins and completely ignoring the existence of K6BD?

  • darunia106darunia106 J-bob in games Death MountainRegistered User regular
    My bad. Abaddon is added to the list. Along with OmnipotentBagel.

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    Badablack wrote: »
    What if I’m an ass man.
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  • wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    How come Lust is always a hot girl or guy, and not a shitty fuckboy who thinks he's entitled to the redistribution of sex because of the incel movement
    socrates basically said the same thing

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  • see317see317 Registered User regular
    crwth wrote: »
    the seven deadly sins as various office supplies

    Okay, but what if instead of people, the seven deadly sins were actually giant robots?

  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    see317 wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    the seven deadly sins as various office supplies

    Okay, but what if instead of people, the seven deadly sins were actually giant robots?

    Then we get Shinji. Do you want Shinji? Because I don't want Shinji.

  • SadgasmSadgasm Deluded doodler A cold placeRegistered User regular
    I read somewhere that one of the original Sins was Despair, but it doesnt really come up these days.

  • GundiGundi Serious Bismuth Registered User regular
    I think that's part of what sloth is.

  • SadgasmSadgasm Deluded doodler A cold placeRegistered User regular
    Gundi wrote: »
    I think that's part of what sloth is.

    That really hasnt been my experience with despair, it's very stressfull

  • GvzbgulGvzbgul Registered User regular
    wikipedia!
    The modern concept of the seven deadly sins is linked to the works of the fourth-century monk Evagrius Ponticus, who listed eight evil thoughts in Greek as follows:[7][8]

    Γαστριμαργία (gastrimargia) gluttony
    Πορνεία (porneia) prostitution, fornication
    Φιλαργυρία (philargyria) avarice
    Ὑπερηφανία (hyperēphania) pride – sometimes rendered as self-overestimation[9]
    Λύπη (lypē) sadness – in the Philokalia, this term is rendered as envy, sadness at another's good fortune
    Ὀργή (orgē) wrath
    Κενοδοξία (kenodoxia) boasting
    Ἀκηδία (akēdia) acedia – in the Philokalia, this term is rendered as dejection
    They were translated into the Latin of Western Christianity (largely due to the writings of John Cassian),[10][11] thus becoming part of the Western tradition's spiritual pietas (or Catholic devotions), as follows:[12]

    Gula (gluttony)
    Luxuria/Fornicatio (lust, fornication)
    Avaritia (avarice/greed)
    Superbia (pride, hubris)
    Tristitia (sorrow/despair/despondency)
    Ira (wrath)
    Vanagloria (vainglory)
    Acedia (sloth)

  • SadgasmSadgasm Deluded doodler A cold placeRegistered User regular
    Yeah, "Gula" just means "Yellow" in Swedish, but I'll give them props for predicting Suburbia pretty much spot on.

  • Moth 13Moth 13 Registered User regular
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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    what if the eighth deadly sin was glam

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  • GundiGundi Serious Bismuth Registered User regular
    Sadgasm wrote: »
    Gundi wrote: »
    I think that's part of what sloth is.

    That really hasnt been my experience with despair, it's very stressfull
    Oh no I'm not saying it's accurate but I believe the original conception of "sins" was that depression, apathy, and laziness were all very connected.

  • SadgasmSadgasm Deluded doodler A cold placeRegistered User regular
    Gundi wrote: »
    Sadgasm wrote: »
    Gundi wrote: »
    I think that's part of what sloth is.

    That really hasnt been my experience with despair, it's very stressfull
    Oh no I'm not saying it's accurate but I believe the original conception of "sins" was that depression, apathy, and laziness were all very connected.

    I guess it is in a sense, once you give up it's very hard to give a shit about anything.

  • masterofmetroidmasterofmetroid Have you ever looked at a world and seen it as a kind of challenge?Registered User regular
  • King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    Thetheroo wrote: »
    Full Metal Alchemist should have swapped Pride and Wrath

    This has been my hot anime take for the day

    In the comic Bradley is Wrath and Pride is a creepy shadow child.


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  • Kevin CristKevin Crist I make the devil hit his knees and say the 'our father'Registered User regular
    edited May 2018
    In the comic/brotherhood, Wrath is Bradley and Pride is his adopted son

    in the OG anime, Bradley is Pride and Wrath is the resurrected child of Izumi Curtis. (Ed and Als teacher)

    OG anime was being made while the comic was nowhere near finished so the author told the studio to tell their own story after a certain point.

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