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Webcomics, A retrospective

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
  • Moth 13Moth 13 Registered User regular
  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    My favorite dumb insult against Elves is from Shadowrun and is calling them "keebs", short for Keebler.

    Because something about comparing the noble, arrogant and haughty race of elves to those dumb little cookie makers is just hilarious to me.

  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    toymakers would also be an appropriate diss

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    toymakers would also be an appropriate diss

    Oooh, Santa's helpers too.

  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    Damn tree-living leaf eaters!

  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    Remember when it was decided that a slur against North Koreans needed to be invented for the gaming pleasure of Homefront Revolution to be maximally exquisite and so they invented one

    I do

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    presleys might be good too

    you know

    cause they're all a little elvish

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    ... SO HOW BOUT THEM WEBCOMS HUH

    SOME GOOD CHUCKLES TO BE FOUND THERE

  • Mx. QuillMx. Quill I now prefer "Myr. Quill", actually... {They/Them}Registered User regular
    Brolo wrote: »
    klemming wrote: »
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    Dumbing of Age

    I'd complain about cartoonish villainy, but what else would we expect.
    Besides, I'm guessing it's mostly slashfic.

    Oh Lord, no just get rid of these characters

    Faz, or the entire Walkyverse.

  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    presleys might be good too

    you know

    cause they're all a little elvish

    No puns, thousands year dungeon, etc.

    (I kind of hate that I like that one).

  • HeadCreepsHeadCreeps NOW IS THE TIME FOR DRINKING! Registered User regular
    Today's Oglaf is a very important PSA about curses

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  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    Aw, I was hoping for Curse Ghost. I really like the one where laws are curses, that's some pretty creative thinking.

  • UnbrokenEvaUnbrokenEva HIGH ON THE WIRE BUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered User regular
    Yeah, I am fuckin done with Dumbing of Age. I actually enjoy the core cast for the most part flaws and all, and the various gags and dramas and such, but then the camera swings to such cartoonishly vile and unpleasant nastiness and it's just not worth it

  • see317see317 Registered User regular
    edited May 2018
    Cambiata wrote: »
    Ahhhhh! Alfie and Ozge, cutest pairing ever. Why isn't Alfie as big a draw as Oglaf in this thread? It's fantastic.
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    Because up until today I was not aware of Alfie.
    I'll try to be more vigilant about keeping abreast of the pornographic web comic world from now on.
    Brolo wrote: »
    This is just Wilbur's fantasy as he strokes out, right?

    Edit:
    Although, speaking of Oglaf, it's updated today.
    And today's is actually suitable for work, and provides a substantial amount of helpful information.
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    The ads on the page, less so on both counts, so no direct link.

    see317 on
  • wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
  • Mr_RoseMr_Rose 83 Blue Ridge Protects the Holy Registered User regular
    Brolo wrote: »
    klemming wrote: »
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    Dumbing of Age

    I'd complain about cartoonish villainy, but what else would we expect.
    Besides, I'm guessing it's mostly slashfic.

    Oh Lord, no just get rid of these characters

    Faz, or the entire Walkyverse.

    *pats pockets* now where did I leave that Kosh clip…

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  • Der Waffle MousDer Waffle Mous Blame this on the misfortune of your birth. New Yark, New Yark.Registered User regular
    nothing but respect for the artists who can make good quality serial smut.

    see also: Sunstone.

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  • I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    the author of alfie is indeed a guy, and he is very, very bisexual

    though he obviously prefers lean androgynous bodies rather than bears

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  • PMAversPMAvers Registered User regular
    edited May 2018
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    My favorite dumb insult against Elves is from Shadowrun and is calling them "keebs", short for Keebler.

    Because something about comparing the noble, arrogant and haughty race of elves to those dumb little cookie makers is just hilarious to me.

    My character (who's also a elf, but super on the short side so she'd find that comment hilarious) totally has a specialization in Sperethiel 'l33tspeak specifically to annoy the haughtier-than-thou elves. Have only had to use it once, but the reaction it got was worth the point. Oh no, what manner of bastardization did you do to our beautiful ancient language? *swoon*

    I don't think that Johnson liked me very much.

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  • wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
  • ThetherooThetheroo Registered User regular
    Posting Calvin and Hobbes apropos of nothing like that should be a crime because for a glorious second I thought that Watterson had made a new strip

  • CambiataCambiata Commander Shepard The likes of which even GAWD has never seenRegistered User regular
    "Keebs" is an excellent fake slur, containing all the dismissivness and contempt something like that should. A shame that it doesn't work in a middle-earth-style setting.

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    But fuck you — no, fuck y'all, that's as blunt as it gets"
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  • BadablackBadablack Registered User regular
    Calling someone an elf is all the insult you need.

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  • Lord_AsmodeusLord_Asmodeus goeticSobriquet: Here is your magical cryptic riddle-tumour: I AM A TIME MACHINERegistered User regular
    the author of alfie is indeed a guy, and he is very, very bisexual

    though he obviously prefers lean androgynous bodies rather than bears

    A man after my own heart he is
    Cambiata wrote: »
    Neveron wrote: »
    Cambiata wrote: »
    Scooter wrote: »
    Cambiata wrote: »
    I think it's pretty clear that Alfie's author is a Dragon Age fan. Also I'm assuming a female author based on how the porn is presented.

    Dude, I'm pretty sure. And I think his main things are shortstacks and dicks. He's done a lot of mini-comics as well, they're worth checking out.

    I mean, who else uses 'knife-ear'? That's the dorkiest faux-slur in all of fantasy fiction, imo. Only a Dragon Age fan would reference it.

    Eh, I'm pretty sure that it's wormed its way into the rest of the fantasy fandom. I've never played any Dragon Age and I recognise it, after all.

    No way in hell. I mean, I'm sure you've heard of it, but you've heard of it due to the popularity of Dragon Age and the fans of Dragon Age who have referenced it, you'll have to do some work to convince me that other fictional universes saw that and thought, "oh, that's really clever, let's use it, too!" Extraordinary claims call for extraordinary evidence, etc.

    Also, even if the use of that fictional slur doesn't clinch it, the artist's fictional race Voch'Khari are pretty obviously similar to the Qunari (and not the first time this artist has drawn a species that share traits with the Qunari).

    His comics about the alien people for whom humans/human pheromones are like an aphrodisiac are good quality smut and I'd love to see him do more in that vein.

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  • GvzbgulGvzbgul Registered User regular
    My favourite fantasy slur is "Tark" from the LotR.

  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    one of my partners writes sexy dragon age fan fiction so this is something that doesn't bother me in the slightest

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  • SlymSlym Registered User regular
    Thetheroo wrote: »
    Posting Calvin and Hobbes apropos of nothing like that should be a crime because for a glorious second I thought that Watterson had made a new strip

    I didn't because I've read though my Calvin and Hobbes books so much that I saw that image and thought "oh yeah, I remember that one"

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  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    Gvzbgul wrote: »
    My favourite fantasy slur is "Tark" from the LotR.

    Peck or how ever you spell it from willow

  • Commander ZoomCommander Zoom Registered User regular
    edited May 2018
    N'wah!
    (You'll hear that one a lot in Morrowind.)

    Commander Zoom on
  • LalaboxLalabox Registered User regular
    N'wah!
    (You'll hear that one a lot in Morrowind.)

    as opposed to the khajiit, which are more nyah

  • CambiataCambiata Commander Shepard The likes of which even GAWD has never seenRegistered User regular
    the author of alfie is indeed a guy, and he is very, very bisexual

    though he obviously prefers lean androgynous bodies rather than bears

    A man after my own heart he is
    Cambiata wrote: »
    Neveron wrote: »
    Cambiata wrote: »
    Scooter wrote: »
    Cambiata wrote: »
    I think it's pretty clear that Alfie's author is a Dragon Age fan. Also I'm assuming a female author based on how the porn is presented.

    Dude, I'm pretty sure. And I think his main things are shortstacks and dicks. He's done a lot of mini-comics as well, they're worth checking out.

    I mean, who else uses 'knife-ear'? That's the dorkiest faux-slur in all of fantasy fiction, imo. Only a Dragon Age fan would reference it.

    Eh, I'm pretty sure that it's wormed its way into the rest of the fantasy fandom. I've never played any Dragon Age and I recognise it, after all.

    No way in hell. I mean, I'm sure you've heard of it, but you've heard of it due to the popularity of Dragon Age and the fans of Dragon Age who have referenced it, you'll have to do some work to convince me that other fictional universes saw that and thought, "oh, that's really clever, let's use it, too!" Extraordinary claims call for extraordinary evidence, etc.

    Also, even if the use of that fictional slur doesn't clinch it, the artist's fictional race Voch'Khari are pretty obviously similar to the Qunari (and not the first time this artist has drawn a species that share traits with the Qunari).

    His comics about the alien people for whom humans/human pheromones are like an aphrodisiac are good quality smut and I'd love to see him do more in that vein.

    Agreed, I like the Puazi (as I think they're called. I can't google it right now since I'm at work)

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    But fuck you — no, fuck y'all, that's as blunt as it gets"
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  • Lord_AsmodeusLord_Asmodeus goeticSobriquet: Here is your magical cryptic riddle-tumour: I AM A TIME MACHINERegistered User regular
    It is indeed the Puazi

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  • King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    wandering wrote: »

    This hit close to home

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  • knitdanknitdan Registered User regular
    I just tell people I didn’t watch the video.

    Also it’s never 8 minutes, it’s a minimum of 20 and the payoff is somewhere in minute 16

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  • RoyceSraphimRoyceSraphim Registered User regular
    I think we can all agree that there are a great many creators of titillation that create webcomics and whose art would kill a game developer's art budget but it would look totally awesome

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  • PaladinPaladin Registered User regular
    Hey, if Dragon's Crown worked...

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    Doc: That's right, twenty five years into the future. I've always dreamed on seeing the future, looking beyond my years, seeing the progress of mankind. I'll also be able to see who wins the next twenty-five world series.
  • I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    dragon's crown has always been put up as a weird avatar of horny to me, like it's the Big Kahuna, when it's really not any hornier than most video games

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  • Duke 2.0Duke 2.0 Time Trash Cat Registered User regular
    I mean, did it?

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  • Lavender GoomsLavender Gooms Tiny Bat Registered User regular
    Dragon's Crown is pretty dang horny. Some of the npc portraits wouldn't be out of place in a porn game.

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