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  • jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    Delmain wrote: »
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    THEY



    WAS



    FUCKIN

    they fucked in the shrimp fried rice

    *Indecent Proposal moneybed scene, only with fried rice*

  • ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    edited March 2018
    awww. A storm blew through a chicken farm today, knocked over multiple structures.


    There's a video on the news showing confused chickens sitting in the wreckage :(

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    ronya on
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  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    The sudden withdrawal of charges does suggest a sinister undercurrent.

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
  • y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    Also, there’s zero defensible reason for throwing something away that’s been in the fridge less than 30 min. There just isn’t. Especially considering she buried it so she knew her actions weren’t above board

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    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
  • jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    Also, there’s zero defensible reason for throwing something away that’s been in the fridge less than 30 min. There just isn’t. Especially considering she buried it so she knew her actions weren’t above board

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  • milskimilski Poyo! Registered User regular
    I appreciate when servers keep drinks topped off, but not with coffee.

    I just got the creamer/sugar right and took a couple sips, don't screw up the balance!

    I ate an engineer
  • DelmainDelmain Registered User regular
    milski wrote: »
    I appreciate when servers keep drinks topped off, but not with coffee.

    I just got the creamer/sugar right and took a couple sips, don't screw up the balance!

    my family complains about this with unsweet tea + sweetener all the time

  • milskimilski Poyo! Registered User regular
    Delmain wrote: »
    milski wrote: »
    I appreciate when servers keep drinks topped off, but not with coffee.

    I just got the creamer/sugar right and took a couple sips, don't screw up the balance!

    my family complains about this with unsweet tea + sweetener all the time

    As well they should! But also unsweet tea with no sweetener 4 lyfe

    I ate an engineer
  • milskimilski Poyo! Registered User regular
    edited March 2018
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    Also, there’s zero defensible reason for throwing something away that’s been in the fridge less than 30 min. There just isn’t. Especially considering she buried it so she knew her actions weren’t above board

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    I dunno what's worse: everything about the templating making no sense, or the fact the one thing they made sure of was that it was a DARK attribute card

    milski on
    I ate an engineer
  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    It’s not shrimp discrimination

    It’s not the smell

    This lady keeps dead pizza delivery boys in her basement

  • AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    she's a monster and belongs in jail

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
  • DelmainDelmain Registered User regular
    awww, Blizzard made an awesome little "history of SC" clip that they're showing when the show comes back from a break, but it's longer than Twitch's clip system allows me to save all at once

  • jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    milski wrote: »
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    Also, there’s zero defensible reason for throwing something away that’s been in the fridge less than 30 min. There just isn’t. Especially considering she buried it so she knew her actions weren’t above board

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    I dunno what's worse: everything about the templating making no sense, or the fact the one thing they made sure of was that it was a DARK attribute card

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  • navgoosenavgoose Registered User regular
    My current manager would prosecute food theft with gusto.

    My very first manager would probably call in the emergency response team and sweep the building. He was extra serious about food.

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Chanus wrote: »
    also i am astounded at what percentage of humanity will see food they are fully aware they didn't buy and just think to themselves yes this is mine and i will eat it

    but she didn't eat it she threw it away

    this requires a level of pettiness

    like perhaps pettiness from a coworker who was secretly fucking another coworker but is mad because he wants to keep things NSA while she wants it to be a full relationship

    oh i have gone far away from this story and into a dark place where i am just thinking about what it was like having roommates

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • DelmainDelmain Registered User regular
    BTW 2v2 Huk+Idra vs LzGamer+CatZ is getting ready to start

  • DelmainDelmain Registered User regular
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  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Kamiro wrote: »
    OK, I've done a full 180. She is a master troll.

    NO. This is sociopath or psychopath behavior I always forget which one. SHE EATS BABIES

  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    Y'all I'm going all out

    Hot tea, sour soup, beef n broccoli, order of crab puffs

  • Jubal77Jubal77 Registered User regular
    I am sorry but that is a perfect ending to that saga. Both parties would be best to file it away and just live on.

  • y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    Now i think it’s fake tee hee

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    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
  • AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    Kamiro wrote: »
    OK, I've done a full 180. She is a master troll.

    NO. This is sociopath or psychopath behavior I always forget which one. SHE EATS BABIES

    it's narcissist behavior

    like I guarantee the reason she threw it out in the first place is because in her mind it's a 'smelly' food or otherwise somehow objectionable so she was right to toss it, everyone else in the office was secretly thanking her

    and this free fried rice? just proof that people agree

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Jubal77 wrote: »
    I am sorry but that is a perfect ending to that saga. Both parties would be best to file it away and just live on.
    This isn’t over until she’s paid for all the crimes of all the people who have ever been wronged by workplace pettiness

  • Jubal77Jubal77 Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    Jubal77 wrote: »
    I am sorry but that is a perfect ending to that saga. Both parties would be best to file it away and just live on.
    This isn’t over until she’s paid for all the crimes of all the people who have ever been wronged by workplace pettiness

    There are lessons in workplace pettiness going on on both sides.

  • y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    The problem with twitter fake story writers is they never know when to quit, it’s always just becoming even more absurd, by necessity

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    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Who cares if it’s fake if it IS fake then I want her to get fired in front of her mother! Saying it’s fake only makes me want the punishment to be worse!

  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    They did NOT give me enough hot mustard

  • Jubal77Jubal77 Registered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    They did NOT give me enough hot mustard

    Burn it down!

  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    If it’s fake I want the demon ghost baby from that OTHER twitter thread to kill her for being a lunch thief.

  • PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    Jubal77 wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Jubal77 wrote: »
    I am sorry but that is a perfect ending to that saga. Both parties would be best to file it away and just live on.
    This isn’t over until she’s paid for all the crimes of all the people who have ever been wronged by workplace pettiness

    There are lessons in workplace pettiness going on on both sides.

    I really don't think there are!

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  • descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »

    what is even fucking happening

  • navgoosenavgoose Registered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    They did NOT give me enough hot mustard

    Review the security footage and see who shorted you.

  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    Delmain wrote: »
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    "This better not be 'Bill & Ted Lost Their Way and Found it Again'."
    Face the Music will see Winter and Reeves play middle-aged versions of Bill and Ted, who are now family men rather than young aspiring musicians.

    God dammit...
    What we wanna do is the story of Bill and Ted as middle-aged men, and tell what we think could be a really funny, and actually really moving, story about their lives and where they are now – their families, their kids..."

    GOD DAMMIT DO NOT EAT PRAY LOVE BILL & TED

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  • Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    Everybody except me is reacting the wrong way to this twitter thing.

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  • descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    Delmain wrote: »
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    It is difficult for me to overstate the size of my nostalgic soft spot for bill & ted

  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    I don't understand a single thing.

    PSN: Honkalot
  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Jubal is both sidesing this like chuck todd

  • Jubal77Jubal77 Registered User regular
    edited March 2018
    Jubal77 wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Jubal77 wrote: »
    I am sorry but that is a perfect ending to that saga. Both parties would be best to file it away and just live on.
    This isn’t over until she’s paid for all the crimes of all the people who have ever been wronged by workplace pettiness

    There are lessons in workplace pettiness going on on both sides.

    I really don't think there are!

    The dude who didnt have anything to do with the situation bought the girl a snarky lunch. And she ate it. Good on her. The dude is an ass and would be disciplined by any respectable boss. Edit: If she gets outed otherwise just good on her.

    Jubal77 on
  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    damn i want some shrimp fried rice is this story sponsored by benihana yet or what

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