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This entire fucking tumblr image is wrong because every joke misconstrued the entire conceit that is “i can’t believe it’s not butter”. The point is, it’s not butter, but it taste like it anyway.
Saying “holy shit, THIS is Ranch?” Implies that you didn’t think it was ranch but was surprised to learn, after eating what you presumed was mystery white sauce that doesn’t taste like ranch was in fact Ranch. which just makes it seem like the ranch doesn’t taste like it’s intended product, Ranch. WHAT THE FUCK DOES THE RANCH TASTE LIKE THAT YOU ATE WHITE SAUCE AND ONLY AFTER SOMEONE TOLD YOU IT WAS RANCH DID YOU FIND OUT, TO YOUR COMPLETE BEWILDERMENT, WHAT IT IS?
They did that with every joke when all they had to do was add the negative qualifier and say “wow Linda this ISNT ketchup??”
But no they fucked up their own stupid jokes by not understanding grammar
How is no one else bothered by this.
I'm with you. I enjoyed them anyway but yeah, completely missed the point.
This entire fucking tumblr image is wrong because every joke misconstrued the entire conceit that is “i can’t believe it’s not butter”. The point is, it’s not butter, but it taste like it anyway.
Saying “holy shit, THIS is Ranch?” Implies that you didn’t think it was ranch but was surprised to learn, after eating what you presumed was mystery white sauce that doesn’t taste like ranch was in fact Ranch. which just makes it seem like the ranch doesn’t taste like it’s intended product, Ranch. WHAT THE FUCK DOES THE RANCH TASTE LIKE THAT YOU ATE WHITE SAUCE AND ONLY AFTER SOMEONE TOLD YOU IT WAS RANCH DID YOU FIND OUT, TO YOUR COMPLETE BEWILDERMENT, WHAT IT IS?
They did that with every joke when all they had to do was add the negative qualifier and say “wow Linda who’s ISNT ketchup”
But no they fucked up their own stupid jokes but not understanding grammar
How is no one else bothered by this.
because i'm going with the flow and enjoying something i find funny instead of nitpicking it to death
it's weird i know
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don't bother me right now my team is busy crying after being totally slayed by Villanova
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Hi I'm Vee!Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C ERegistered Userregular
This entire fucking tumblr image is wrong because every joke misconstrued the entire conceit that is “i can’t believe it’s not butter”. The point is, it’s not butter, but it taste like it anyway.
Saying “holy shit, THIS is Ranch?” Implies that you didn’t think it was ranch but was surprised to learn, after eating what you presumed was mystery white sauce that doesn’t taste like ranch was in fact Ranch. which just makes it seem like the ranch doesn’t taste like it’s intended product, Ranch. WHAT THE FUCK DOES THE RANCH TASTE LIKE THAT YOU ATE WHITE SAUCE AND ONLY AFTER SOMEONE TOLD YOU IT WAS RANCH DID YOU FIND OUT, TO YOUR COMPLETE BEWILDERMENT, WHAT IT IS?
They did that with every joke when all they had to do was add the negative qualifier and say “wow Linda who’s ISNT ketchup”
But no they fucked up their own stupid jokes but not understanding grammar
How is no one else bothered by this.
because i'm going with the flow and enjoying something i find funny instead of nitpicking it to death
it's weird i know
doesn't sound like u
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Element BrianPeanut Butter ShillRegistered Userregular
This entire fucking tumblr image is wrong because every joke misconstrued the entire conceit that is “i can’t believe it’s not butter”. The point is, it’s not butter, but it taste like it anyway.
Saying “holy shit, THIS is Ranch?” Implies that you didn’t think it was ranch but was surprised to learn, after eating what you presumed was mystery white sauce that doesn’t taste like ranch was in fact Ranch. which just makes it seem like the ranch doesn’t taste like it’s intended product, Ranch. WHAT THE FUCK DOES THE RANCH TASTE LIKE THAT YOU ATE WHITE SAUCE AND ONLY AFTER SOMEONE TOLD YOU IT WAS RANCH DID YOU FIND OUT, TO YOUR COMPLETE BEWILDERMENT, WHAT IT IS?
They did that with every joke when all they had to do was add the negative qualifier and say “wow Linda who’s ISNT ketchup”
But no they fucked up their own stupid jokes but not understanding grammar
How is no one else bothered by this.
because i'm going with the flow and enjoying something i find funny instead of nitpicking it to death
This entire fucking tumblr image is wrong because every joke misconstrued the entire conceit that is “i can’t believe it’s not butter”. The point is, it’s not butter, but it taste like it anyway.
Saying “holy shit, THIS is Ranch?” Implies that you didn’t think it was ranch but was surprised to learn, after eating what you presumed was mystery white sauce that doesn’t taste like ranch was in fact Ranch. which just makes it seem like the ranch doesn’t taste like it’s intended product, Ranch. WHAT THE FUCK DOES THE RANCH TASTE LIKE THAT YOU ATE WHITE SAUCE AND ONLY AFTER SOMEONE TOLD YOU IT WAS RANCH DID YOU FIND OUT, TO YOUR COMPLETE BEWILDERMENT, WHAT IT IS?
They did that with every joke when all they had to do was add the negative qualifier and say “wow Linda who’s ISNT ketchup”
But no they fucked up their own stupid jokes but not understanding grammar
How is no one else bothered by this.
because i'm going with the flow and enjoying something i find funny instead of nitpicking it to death
it's weird i know
look, vh, buddy
i'm starting to think you don't even, like, get what the internet is for
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Lord_AsmodeusgoeticSobriquet:Here is your magical cryptic riddle-tumour: I AM A TIME MACHINERegistered Userregular
I hate my bouts of hypochondria because they almost always come late at night and no matter how obvious it is to me that I'm overreacting to nothing, it still freaks me out and keeps me from sleeping. My current overreaction is a relatively minor chest cold, but I'm worried that I'll get fluid build up in my lungs while I'm asleep and not wake up/be able to deal with it. I know it's a minor cold, that I've had worse and that the phlegm in my oesophagus isn't that much at all like there isn't even any fluid rattle when I cough or breathe heavily, but I'm still crazily worried. And besides staying awake until like 4AM to reassure myself that if it was going to have any effects I'd notice by then, there's basically nothing I can do to relieve my anxiety. Trying to reassure myself with Google clearly won't help at all, for instance. It'd almost certainly make it worse.
Capital is only the fruit of labor, and could never have existed if Labor had not first existed. Labor is superior to capital, and deserves much the higher consideration. - Lincoln
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TTODewbackPuts the drawl in ya'llI think I'm in HellRegistered Userregular
I wanna throw a saddle on that ripped roo and ride that son of a bitch through main st.
son that roo's throwin' a saddle on you
A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
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Powerpuppiesdrinking coffee in themountain cabinRegistered Userregular
I hate my bouts of hypochondria because they almost always come late at night and no matter how obvious it is to me that I'm overreacting to nothing, it still freaks me out and keeps me from sleeping. My current overreaction is a relatively minor chest cold, but I'm worried that I'll get fluid build up in my lungs while I'm asleep and not wake up/be able to deal with it. I know it's a minor cold, that I've had worse and that the phlegm in my oesophagus isn't that much at all like there isn't even any fluid rattle when I cough or breathe heavily, but I'm still crazily worried. And besides staying awake until like 4AM to reassure myself that if it was going to have any effects I'd notice by then, there's basically nothing I can do to relieve my anxiety. Trying to reassure myself with Google clearly won't help at all, for instance. It'd almost certainly make it worse.
I hate my bouts of hypochondria because they almost always come late at night and no matter how obvious it is to me that I'm overreacting to nothing, it still freaks me out and keeps me from sleeping. My current overreaction is a relatively minor chest cold, but I'm worried that I'll get fluid build up in my lungs while I'm asleep and not wake up/be able to deal with it. I know it's a minor cold, that I've had worse and that the phlegm in my oesophagus isn't that much at all like there isn't even any fluid rattle when I cough or breathe heavily, but I'm still crazily worried. And besides staying awake until like 4AM to reassure myself that if it was going to have any effects I'd notice by then, there's basically nothing I can do to relieve my anxiety. Trying to reassure myself with Google clearly won't help at all, for instance. It'd almost certainly make it worse.
Sorry. That sounds not fun. Are you on anxiety medication? I had stuff like this and my medication for anxiety really helped me.
This entire fucking tumblr image is wrong because every joke misconstrued the entire conceit that is “i can’t believe it’s not butter”. The point is, it’s not butter, but it taste like it anyway.
Saying “holy shit, THIS is Ranch?” Implies that you didn’t think it was ranch but was surprised to learn, after eating what you presumed was mystery white sauce that doesn’t taste like ranch was in fact Ranch. which just makes it seem like the ranch doesn’t taste like it’s intended product, Ranch. WHAT THE FUCK DOES THE RANCH TASTE LIKE THAT YOU ATE WHITE SAUCE AND ONLY AFTER SOMEONE TOLD YOU IT WAS RANCH DID YOU FIND OUT, TO YOUR COMPLETE BEWILDERMENT, WHAT IT IS?
They did that with every joke when all they had to do was add the negative qualifier and say “wow Linda who’s ISNT ketchup”
But no they fucked up their own stupid jokes but not understanding grammar
How is no one else bothered by this.
because i'm going with the flow and enjoying something i find funny instead of nitpicking it to death
it's weird i know
Mods
don't bother me right now my team is busy crying after being totally slayed by Villanova
Wait, Villanova won? Sweet! this is the third year in a row I've won the office pool by picking near randomly. I don't even watch basketball.
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I ate an engineer
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Lord_AsmodeusgoeticSobriquet:Here is your magical cryptic riddle-tumour: I AM A TIME MACHINERegistered Userregular
edited April 2018
No I've never taken anxiety medication really. I mean this kind of thing doesn't happen to me much, like maybe once every couple of months at most usually, it's just every once in awhile I'll get a strong headache or have bad heartburn and it's midnight and I'm already tired and it freaks me out, and I just can't convince myself it's not a big deal even though I totally know it's not.
I mean most of the times I have heartburn at 1AM I don't freak out. Mostly it's just because I like half-remember something I read about how easy it is to mistake a heart attack or something and I think "Well I better stay awake 3 more hours just to be sure."
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Capital is only the fruit of labor, and could never have existed if Labor had not first existed. Labor is superior to capital, and deserves much the higher consideration. - Lincoln
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firewaterwordSatchitanandaPais Vasco to San FranciscoRegistered Userregular
A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
This entire fucking tumblr image is wrong because every joke misconstrued the entire conceit that is “i can’t believe it’s not butter”. The point is, it’s not butter, but it taste like it anyway.
Saying “holy shit, THIS is Ranch?” Implies that you didn’t think it was ranch but was surprised to learn, after eating what you presumed was mystery white sauce that doesn’t taste like ranch was in fact Ranch. which just makes it seem like the ranch doesn’t taste like it’s intended product, Ranch. WHAT THE FUCK DOES THE RANCH TASTE LIKE THAT YOU ATE WHITE SAUCE AND ONLY AFTER SOMEONE TOLD YOU IT WAS RANCH DID YOU FIND OUT, TO YOUR COMPLETE BEWILDERMENT, WHAT IT IS?
They did that with every joke when all they had to do was add the negative qualifier and say “wow Linda who’s ISNT ketchup”
But no they fucked up their own stupid jokes but not understanding grammar
How is no one else bothered by this.
because i'm going with the flow and enjoying something i find funny instead of nitpicking it to death
This entire fucking tumblr image is wrong because every joke misconstrued the entire conceit that is “i can’t believe it’s not butter”. The point is, it’s not butter, but it taste like it anyway.
Saying “holy shit, THIS is Ranch?” Implies that you didn’t think it was ranch but was surprised to learn, after eating what you presumed was mystery white sauce that doesn’t taste like ranch was in fact Ranch. which just makes it seem like the ranch doesn’t taste like it’s intended product, Ranch. WHAT THE FUCK DOES THE RANCH TASTE LIKE THAT YOU ATE WHITE SAUCE AND ONLY AFTER SOMEONE TOLD YOU IT WAS RANCH DID YOU FIND OUT, TO YOUR COMPLETE BEWILDERMENT, WHAT IT IS?
They did that with every joke when all they had to do was add the negative qualifier and say “wow Linda who’s ISNT ketchup”
But no they fucked up their own stupid jokes but not understanding grammar
How is no one else bothered by this.
because i'm going with the flow and enjoying something i find funny instead of nitpicking it to death
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Yeah, seriously. They'll issue a nerd card to anyone these days. Not nitpick something to death? I never.
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They moistly come out at night, moistly.
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simonwolfi can feel a differencetoday, a differenceRegistered Userregular
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I... I may have forgotten to take a picture...
I'm with you. I enjoyed them anyway but yeah, completely missed the point.
don't bother me right now my team is busy crying after being totally slayed by Villanova
If you wait awhile you'll get another chance.
Oh I have enough materials to create another tomorrow.
All they had to do was add the word “isn’t” in there, somewhere, or something similar. And not one of them did it.
7 (presumably) different people all contributed to this and every one of them is wrong. That’s astounding odds.
Arch,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_goGR39m2k
It's got bicep veins like garden hoses holy shit
doesn't sound like u
That wasn’t garlic butter.
Arch,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_goGR39m2k
tf u say
*nod* true this is very out of character for me
the ADA would like a word
Michigan did not play good. So just like, feel free to lord that over them. It wasn't really close.
At least your team lost to a good team.
Kentucky played like garbage and lost to a shitty team.
Stay happy, [chat].
look, vh, buddy
i'm starting to think you don't even, like, get what the internet is for
According to the stats Michigan won in a single category..
They had 1 more steal than Nova.
bunch of thieving motherfuckers.
let this be a lesson
CRIME DOESN'T PAY
other wise
CRIME DOESN'T PAY
son that roo's throwin' a saddle on you
sucks
Sorry. That sounds not fun. Are you on anxiety medication? I had stuff like this and my medication for anxiety really helped me.
Wait, Villanova won? Sweet! this is the third year in a row I've won the office pool by picking near randomly. I don't even watch basketball.
I mean most of the times I have heartburn at 1AM I don't freak out. Mostly it's just because I like half-remember something I read about how easy it is to mistake a heart attack or something and I think "Well I better stay awake 3 more hours just to be sure."
I would definitely give it my lunch money, no question there.
How the fuck it get pipes like that?
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Yeah, seriously. They'll issue a nerd card to anyone these days. Not nitpick something to death? I never.
But, it's not. That's not the crux of the meme at all.
Also that example is bad because they should be talking to each other, not about each other.
Michigan played quite well in the first half at least and Nova was barely awake, yet the game was still completely in Nova's hands at the half
At which point I was just rooting for Wagner to get noticed by nba scouts
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin