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Big Bag of Bears - Brand?

Lindsay LohanLindsay Lohan Registered User regular
I got a $10 Amazon gift card. I'm using it to have gummy bears shipped to my lazy ass. What brand of bear is best? Note: Sugar free butt bomb variation not an option.

Big Bag of Bears - Brand? 62 votes

Haribo
41%
ShortyNothingMunkus BeaverRaijin QuickfootNo Great NamecaptainkcrwthbowenBedlamJayKaosOlivawCouscousBathTubbRingoPeewigodmodeYaYaPeenRadiusLiiya 26 votes
Albanese
22%
tynicastrobstrduserrhylithTallahasseerielBucketmanA Dabble Of TheloniusPinfeldorfLuvTheMonkeyjgeisKetarButler For Life #1knitdanMadican 14 votes
Black Forest
16%
Slacker71NeoTomaBrainleechMetzger Meister3cl1ps3Sir PlatypusLinespider5SorceDr. FlamingoGvzbgul 10 votes
Other
19%
MulysaSemproniusKadithKarlDouglasDangerZonugalHeadCreepsJedocDonovan PuppyfuckerDesert LeviathanSLyMMr FuzzbuttFatWagon 12 votes
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  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    Haribo
    Diabeetus-brand

  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    Albanese
    Albanese is best and anyone who votes haribo instead is ignorant of the true reigning king of the gummy bear.

    BucketmanA Dabble Of Thelonius
  • Slacker71Slacker71 subgenius RentonRegistered User regular
    Black Forest
    From what is locally available I prefer Black Forest, so get the Albanese and send them to me to change my mind.

  • DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    Other
    Larlar

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  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    Haribo
    Gummies for some reason hurt my teeth and I never got why

  • PerrsunPerrsun Registered User regular
    If I’m buying a product featuring bears, it’s usually terlit paper.

  • 3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    Black Forest
    Beets, Battlestar Galactica.

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  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    Other
    it's not nice to put people into bags

    even if it's on brand

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  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    Haribo
    Haribo Berries are better

  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    Albanese
    Albanese reign supreme

    Haribo is generic

    Bucketman
  • Lindsay LohanLindsay Lohan Registered User regular
    I bought my son a big egg of Haribo ones for Easter thinking I'd get to steal some. Then he ate them all. So as a showing of what it means to be a grown up I'm ordering 5lbs of them.

  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    Albanese
    I bought my son a big egg of Haribo ones for Easter thinking I'd get to steal some. Then he ate them all. So as a showing of what it means to be a grown up I'm ordering 5lbs of them.

    Until he eats them all

    Couscous
  • ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    Other
    PABST BLUE RIBBON

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  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Haribo
    Zonugal wrote: »
    PABST BLUE RIBBON
    That's

    No

    That's not an actual answer, Jimmy

    You need help

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  • HeadCreepsHeadCreeps NOW IS THE TIME FOR DRINKING! Registered User regular
    Other
    Did you know one of the suppliers of an ingredient in Haribo Gold Bears uses what is essentially slave labor to harvest it?

    I knew that, and now you do too!!!

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  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    Albanese
    Its me, the official unofficial spokesperson of Albeanese candies. Back when I started sending them out in Secret Santa packages you could only get them from the actual factory in Hobart/Merrillville Indiana, now they've expanded their size 3 times (its huge), and they ship everywhere. I HIGHLY recommend you buy some online. Hell your local candy shop might even have them in stock, we were surprised when we ere in Tennessee a few years back to see them in every candy shop. Just look for a bear holding a big A.

  • RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    Haribo
    HeadCreeps wrote: »
    Did you know one of the suppliers of an ingredient in Haribo Gold Bears uses what is essentially slave labor to harvest it?

    I knew that, and now you do too!!!

    Guess I chose poorly then

    Sterica wrote: »
    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
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  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    Albanese
    Shit right now I'm eating a mixed bag of grapefruit and black cherry gummy bears

  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    I got some albanese gummi bears from the grocery store the other day

    hey they're pretty good

  • ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    Other
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Zonugal wrote: »
    PABST BLUE RIBBON
    That's

    No

    That's not an actual answer, Jimmy

    You need help

    I may have misread the title of the thread...

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  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    Albanese
    Zonugal wrote: »
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Zonugal wrote: »
    PABST BLUE RIBBON
    That's

    No

    That's not an actual answer, Jimmy

    You need help

    I may have misread the title of the thread...

    I honestly want to try your version of reality for a day, JD.

    Bucketman
  • KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    Being a big bear is my brand and I'm gonna sue everyone in this thread

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    Bucketman
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    Zonugal wrote: »
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Zonugal wrote: »
    PABST BLUE RIBBON
    That's

    No

    That's not an actual answer, Jimmy

    You need help

    I may have misread the title of the thread...

    This in not a blue velvet thread

  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    Other
    Other.

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  • SCREECH OF THE FARGSCREECH OF THE FARG #1 PARROTHEAD margaritavilleRegistered User regular
    get the sugar free butt bomb version

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    PlatycB557
  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    Albanese
    get the sugar free butt bomb version

    It's not a butt bomb, that'd be manageable at least. It's a horrific gut bomb.

    Bucketman
  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    Jedoc wrote: »
    Other.

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    Is this the butt bomb version?

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  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    Black Forest
    TheStig wrote: »
    Jedoc wrote: »
    Other.

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    Is this the butt bomb version?

    Don't kink shame

    cB557
  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    I don't eat gummy bears any more.

  • useruser Registered User regular
    Albanese
    Get chocolate covered or sour Albanese.

  • Dr. FlamingoDr. Flamingo 49 Gilded Disc Perceives the Sun Registered User regular
    Black Forest
    I dont understand this love for Albanese gummies! I tried a bag and they were gross! Maybe that was a bad bag... Should I try again y/n?

  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Albanese
    it's ok, some people have bad mouths.

  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    Albanese
    tynic wrote: »
    it's ok, some people have bad mouths.

    Oh hey Tynic, you like Albanese? Thats good because remember how I said theres a second, very late part of your Secret Satan present? Ask @rhylith about his

    tynic
  • KarlKarl Registered User regular
    Other
    None because chocolate is far superior to sweets.

    Where is my joke option larlar you bunch of commies

    sarukun
  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    Only rubes buy gummy bears. Everyone knows the best kind of gummy bears are the fresh kind you make at home yourself.

    Now, that begs the question, do you have access to a real bear and can you kill it and render it down to its constiuent chemicals? Because if so, we can skip right to step three.

    tynic
  • ElaroElaro Apologetic Registered User regular
    Karl wrote: »
    Where is my joke option larlar you bunch of commies

    It's a free market, where people can post any kind of poll they want, including ones which lack the basics, like a joke option larlar.

    Children's rights are human rights.
  • Lindsay LohanLindsay Lohan Registered User regular
    Only rubes buy gummy bears. Everyone knows the best kind of gummy bears are the fresh kind you make at home yourself.

    Now, that begs the question, do you have access to a real bear and can you kill it and render it down to its constiuent chemicals? Because if so, we can skip right to step three.

    Maybe. I have a co-worker who is super into bears. He might be able to find me one.

  • PLAPLA The process.Registered User regular
    On one hand, Haribo macht Kinder froh. Erwachsene eben so.

  • SLyMSLyM Registered User regular
    Other
    Wildcard option, sour gummy worms

    My friend is working on a roguelike game you can play if you want to. (It has free demo)
  • SorceSorce Not ThereRegistered User regular
    Black Forest
    Worms are better than bears, it's true. But regardless, Black Forest reigns supreme.

    (I've never had Albanese-brand.)

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    Dr. Flamingo
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