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  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Oh god he’s a libertarian

    I’m gonna maul him with a daiquiri blender

  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    Sounds like a cool guy I’d fuck him

  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    Oh god he’s a libertarian

    I’m gonna maul him with a daiquiri blender

    Can we maybe tone this down a bit please?

  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Clickin' agree on both of those, seeing where the night takes me

  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    Organichu wrote: »
    Checking out a big cart. Another cart gets in line behind him. Asks me to open another lane. I tell him I’m sorry but I’m the only checker left at this time of night. He says, open another lane or I’m walking out. I say, I’ll be done here in just one minute. He walks out and leaves his whole cart of refrigerated stuff for me to frantically put back before it goes bad

    A+ customer

    Describe him in lurid details.

    smCQ5WE.jpg
  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    Elki wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Checking out a big cart. Another cart gets in line behind him. Asks me to open another lane. I tell him I’m sorry but I’m the only checker left at this time of night. He says, open another lane or I’m walking out. I say, I’ll be done here in just one minute. He walks out and leaves his whole cart of refrigerated stuff for me to frantically put back before it goes bad

    A+ customer

    Describe him in lurid details.

    My life would be better if he were funnier looking. Just a slender white guy, maybe 60 years old, slacks and a dress shirt, glasses

    Nothing people of Walmart going on here, alas

  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    Oh god he’s a libertarian

    I’m gonna maul him with a daiquiri blender

    Can we maybe tone this down a bit please?

    I’m going to sulk and drink my beer and share knowing glances with the bartender

  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    Organichu wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Checking out a big cart. Another cart gets in line behind him. Asks me to open another lane. I tell him I’m sorry but I’m the only checker left at this time of night. He says, open another lane or I’m walking out. I say, I’ll be done here in just one minute. He walks out and leaves his whole cart of refrigerated stuff for me to frantically put back before it goes bad

    A+ customer

    Describe him in lurid details.

    My life would be better if he were funnier looking. Just a slender white guy, maybe 60 years old, slacks and a dress shirt, glasses

    Nothing people of Walmart going on here, alas

    In these stories I’m just crossing from my fingers for upper middle class types, but I guess they might not frequent Kroger so much.

    smCQ5WE.jpg
  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    Elki wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Checking out a big cart. Another cart gets in line behind him. Asks me to open another lane. I tell him I’m sorry but I’m the only checker left at this time of night. He says, open another lane or I’m walking out. I say, I’ll be done here in just one minute. He walks out and leaves his whole cart of refrigerated stuff for me to frantically put back before it goes bad

    A+ customer

    Describe him in lurid details.

    My life would be better if he were funnier looking. Just a slender white guy, maybe 60 years old, slacks and a dress shirt, glasses

    Nothing people of Walmart going on here, alas

    In these stories I’m just crossing from my fingers for upper middle class types, but I guess they might not frequent Kroger so much.

    I don’t live in a very high income area. When I used to work closer to Boulder I got a lot of well off people buying up natural products. I was always surprised they didn’t just go to Whole Foods.

  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    Elki wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Checking out a big cart. Another cart gets in line behind him. Asks me to open another lane. I tell him I’m sorry but I’m the only checker left at this time of night. He says, open another lane or I’m walking out. I say, I’ll be done here in just one minute. He walks out and leaves his whole cart of refrigerated stuff for me to frantically put back before it goes bad

    A+ customer

    Describe him in lurid details.

    My life would be better if he were funnier looking. Just a slender white guy, maybe 60 years old, slacks and a dress shirt, glasses

    Nothing people of Walmart going on here, alas

    In these stories I’m just crossing from my fingers for upper middle class types, but I guess they might not frequent Kroger so much.

    What about that description precludes him from being upper middle class?

  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
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    Atomika wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    Oh god he’s a libertarian

    I’m gonna maul him with a daiquiri blender

    Can we maybe tone this down a bit please?

    I’m going to sulk and drink my beer and share knowing glances with the bartender

    It might be dangerous for inebriated people to be wielding blenders anyway <3

  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Elki wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Checking out a big cart. Another cart gets in line behind him. Asks me to open another lane. I tell him I’m sorry but I’m the only checker left at this time of night. He says, open another lane or I’m walking out. I say, I’ll be done here in just one minute. He walks out and leaves his whole cart of refrigerated stuff for me to frantically put back before it goes bad

    A+ customer

    Describe him in lurid details.

    My life would be better if he were funnier looking. Just a slender white guy, maybe 60 years old, slacks and a dress shirt, glasses

    Nothing people of Walmart going on here, alas

    In these stories I’m just crossing from my fingers for upper middle class types, but I guess they might not frequent Kroger NAMELESS MID-SCALE FORTUNE 500 GROCERY CHAIN - GOD, INFOSEC ELKI, INFOSEC so much.

  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Why do customers think walking out is some kind of effective protest?

    Chu doesn’t work on commission. Piss off, jerk.

  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    edited July 2018
    Atomika wrote: »
    Why do customers think walking out is some kind of effective protest?

    Chu doesn’t work on commission. Piss off, jerk.

    It did make a lot more work for me (30m for me to shop everything back, vs 90s for me to check out the order)

    But idk if he thought of that when leaving it

    Organichu on
  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    a
    Atomika wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    Oh god he’s a libertarian

    I’m gonna maul him with a daiquiri blender

    Can we maybe tone this down a bit please?

    I’m going to sulk and drink my beer and share knowing glances with the bartender

    It might be dangerous for inebriated people to be wielding blenders anyway <3

    Explain the original Bloody Mary recipe then

  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    Why do customers think walking out is some kind of effective protest?

    Chu doesn’t work on commission. Piss off, jerk.

    It did make a lot more work for me (30m for me to shop everything back, vs 90s for me to check out the order)

    But idk if he thought of that when leaving it

    No he didn't because he's a jerkmobile runnin on jerkfuel

  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    a
    Atomika wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    Oh god he’s a libertarian

    I’m gonna maul him with a daiquiri blender

    Can we maybe tone this down a bit please?

    I’m going to sulk and drink my beer and share knowing glances with the bartender

    It might be dangerous for inebriated people to be wielding blenders anyway <3

    Explain the original Bloody Mary recipe then

    I don't think I can, because I don't think I know it

    Suddenly I am worried that it called for actual blood ...

  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Upper/middle-class white boomers sure are an angry bunch

    Must be exhausting

  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    THE JERK STORE CALLED

    THEY'RE RUNNING OUTTA THAT GUY

  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    The only thing I get angry about is INFOSEC, ELKI

  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    Everyone seems p mad to me except young people

    18-35 year olds are my best customers in terms of disposition and thoughtfulness

  • evilbobevilbob RADELAIDERegistered User regular
    Note to self: updating laptop on uni wifi before you go home is not a 2 minute thing when one of the updates is firmware and you have 20 kernel versions installed because you're too lazy to delete them.

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  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Sometimes the ... separation between my positivity and my angry thoughts can get pretty thin in my brain

    Like I apply a positive spin to a lot of stuff, intentionally, that I could let make me a little upset

    And it would just be a single, small thing

    But I know if I did that, I would eventually add another single, small thing on top of that

    And it would repeat, small things being piled on top of small things

    Until I had an unsmall pile of angry feelings

    And I ain't got time for that

    I got bees to watch

    They're very industrious

  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    evilbob wrote: »
    Note to self: updating laptop on uni wifi before you go home is not a 2 minute thing when one of the updates is firmware and you have 20 kernel versions installed because you're too lazy to delete them.

    Noooot even a little bit, my foolish friend :P

  • KanaKana Registered User regular
    Kana wrote: »
    Kana wrote: »
    Alternately pretend I posted something about yuri, Watamote, Overwatch, and Kpop

    i'm thankful you didn't go for Watamote.

    watamote-48.png

    i'm sorry but Watamote makes me feel real bad.

    actually, no, that's a lie.

    i'm not sorry.

    Weirdly Tomoko is sooort of the most popular girl in her class now?

    She's not like, the coolest girl in class

    But she's got a bunch of friends now

    A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
  • cB557cB557 voOOP Registered User regular
    21st I really think you should give Watamote another chance, it's actually pretty heartwarming and it seems really up your alley.

  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    I just envisioned a Tesla running on millions of AA batteries.

    PSN: Honkalot
  • SurfpossumSurfpossum A nonentity trying to preserve the anonymity he so richly deserves.Registered User regular
    Surfpossum wrote: »
    In honor of the monstrous pizza discussion earlier, may I p r e s e n t

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    The breakfast pizza. How will this turn out? Will it be tasty? Will my sudden thought that maybe the eggs will cook at a vastly different rate be something I should have thought of earlier?

    Who knows, but we're in this together now!
    An important update:

    dmnbrq1ghz9c.jpg

    This turned out quite tasty, tho next time I will take @Casual Eddy's advice and add the eggs partway through, since they developed a hard, glossy exterior that was very difficult to bite through (at least while the rest of the pizza was still magmatic).

    I also made chocolate chip cookies and they were delish.

  • A Kobold's KoboldA Kobold's Kobold He/Him MississippiRegistered User regular
    I think I personally will pass on Watamote because, from what I've seen, Tomoko is, like, the most mundane version of chaotic evil that I've ever seen and that isn't real appealing to me

    Switch Friend Code: SW-3011-6091-2364
  • simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
  • A Kobold's KoboldA Kobold's Kobold He/Him MississippiRegistered User regular
    oh hai momotaro didn't see you there

    Switch Friend Code: SW-3011-6091-2364
  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    Surfpossum wrote: »
    Surfpossum wrote: »
    In honor of the monstrous pizza discussion earlier, may I p r e s e n t

    nbh4cs1xqihb.jpg

    The breakfast pizza. How will this turn out? Will it be tasty? Will my sudden thought that maybe the eggs will cook at a vastly different rate be something I should have thought of earlier?

    Who knows, but we're in this together now!
    An important update:

    dmnbrq1ghz9c.jpg

    This turned out quite tasty, tho next time I will take "Casual Eddy"'s advice and add the eggs partway through, since they developed a hard, glossy exterior that was very difficult to bite through (at least while the rest of the pizza was still magmatic).

    I also made chocolate chip cookies and they were delish.
    Properly cooking eggs on a pizza is always tough. Additional straight from the fridge normally helps

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    The way to do a brekkie pizza is with scrambled

  • TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Everyone seems p mad to me except young people

    18-35 year olds are my best customers in terms of disposition and thoughtfulness

    What I'm hearing is that I, personally, am perfect and flawless

  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    @ronya @Powerpuppies @Donkey Kong

    My roommate gets her dog such bougie food that I had to stare at this for a couple seconds before realizing it was pet food

    wc5i9zbzlksz.jpeg

  • simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    stare at a couple of seconds, have a quick spoonful, same diff

  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    Arch wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Everyone seems p mad to me except young people

    18-35 year olds are my best customers in terms of disposition and thoughtfulness

    What I'm hearing is that I, personally, am perfect and flawless

    it's a really dramatic difference. if things are taking a while, they just check their phone rather than glaring daggers. if there's a technical issue, they are cool- they use technology every day and understand there are glitches and shit. when something is outside of my control- a supply chain issue or whatever- they are reasonable. they are early enough in their careers that unlike my older customers, they haven't forgotten what it's like to be powerless. half of my old customers do their USED TO BE PEOPLE WOULD STAND BEHIND THEIR PRODUCTS, AMERICA like i'm the founder.

    this is all setting aside quality of life issues- they're quicker with their cards, they don't make dumb jokes about DIDN'T SCAN IT'S FREE etc. from a purely 'not being an asshole' perspective younger retail customers are light years kinder.

  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    That could be your food, Chu!

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    The only time I've gotten mad at a cashier in recent years was when a cashier did... something... to cause an error to appear on the register screen that said "Press F10 to continue" and then proceeded to pound on keys randomly and look around confused. When I said "hey, just do what it says on the screen" she said "yeah uh I dunno," wandered off, found a manager who came over, pressed F10 on the keyboard, and apologized to me.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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