I dislike how much of adult relationships is expected to be somehow public
why do marriage proposals gotta be this big ordeal in front of people
why do we have to do this whole gender reveal party nonsense for babies
why is there so much public involvement on such a private thing
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I dislike how much of adult relationships is expected to be somehow public
why do marriage proposals gotta be this big ordeal in front of people
why do we have to do this whole gender reveal party nonsense for babies
why is there so much public involvement on such a private thing
But all that stuff is just for bad people who are bad
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-Colonel Mustard didn't know about the secret passage before the motorist died.
-The editing suggests Mrs White stayed upstairs and wasn't in the billiard room with Yvette
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ChanusHarbinger of the Spicy Rooster ApocalypseThe Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderatormod
the idea that some random punk who has nothing to do with Spiderman got his marriage proposal seen by (I assume at this point) millions of people is just stupid to me
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I dislike how much of adult relationships is expected to be somehow public
why do marriage proposals gotta be this big ordeal in front of people
why do we have to do this whole gender reveal party nonsense for babies
why is there so much public involvement on such a private thing
First is usually after discussion have happened. But it is not a required thing. I know more than a few folks whose proposals consists of sitting on couches going, "Want to get married?" "Sure".
Second is new and weird and I don't get. Feels like a manufactured thing by Hallmark.
Third marriage and childbirth are community events because they are changes in ones community. Though we don't live in small villages anymore but our social groups are not that far off when it comes to proxies and changes in that social group are public affairs because we are social creatures.
I dislike how much of adult relationships is expected to be somehow public
why do marriage proposals gotta be this big ordeal in front of people
why do we have to do this whole gender reveal party nonsense for babies
why is there so much public involvement on such a private thing
All but 1 ex told me they dreamed of having a grandiose proposal in a public setting, like at disney world.
When I was under 30, a lot of the relationship pains were trying to reign in the expectations that life is not a movie with Ryan Gosling in it. No one actually wants that, and when you do get it it feels really awkward more than it feels romantic.
I thought I had to do it, they would think they wanted it or expected it. The worst part was one of them kept track of how often I'd get them flowers or chocolate and if too much time had pass they'd tell me I was a shit boyfriend for not doing it enough, but oh if I get her flowers this week or next week it'll be because she told me and it doesn't count then because it wasn't me thinking of her, just being reminded about it. That was fun.
I dislike how much of adult relationships is expected to be somehow public
why do marriage proposals gotta be this big ordeal in front of people
why do we have to do this whole gender reveal party nonsense for babies
why is there so much public involvement on such a private thing
One simple rule to live by, everyone forgets it:
Real Gs move in silence like a mute driving a new hybrid
I dislike how much of adult relationships is expected to be somehow public
why do marriage proposals gotta be this big ordeal in front of people
why do we have to do this whole gender reveal party nonsense for babies
why is there so much public involvement on such a private thing
All but 1 ex told me they dreamed of having a grandiose proposal in a public setting, like at disney world.
When I was under 30, a lot of the relationship pains were trying to reign in the expectations that life is not a movie with Ryan Gosling in it. No one actually wants that, and when you do get it it feels really awkward more than it feels romantic.
I thought I had to do it, they would think they wanted it or expected it. The worst part was one of them kept track of how often I'd get them flowers or chocolate and if too much time had pass they'd tell me I was a shit boyfriend for not doing it enough, but oh if I get her flowers this week or next week it'll be because she told me and it doesn't count then because it wasn't me thinking of her, just being reminded about it. That was fun.
That sounds like a fucking nightmare
I'm glad they're exes.
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jungleroomxIt's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovelsRegistered Userregular
I dunno Bowen, life is kinda like Bladerunner2077 if you think about it.
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ChanusHarbinger of the Spicy Rooster ApocalypseThe Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderatormod
I dislike how much of adult relationships is expected to be somehow public
why do marriage proposals gotta be this big ordeal in front of people
why do we have to do this whole gender reveal party nonsense for babies
why is there so much public involvement on such a private thing
lol one of my fears about weddings is just being in a wedding and the center of attention in any regard
we sacrificed small communities on the altar of technological progress
we shouldn't be picking its bones for meat so many years after its death
but yes I suppose that makes sense as far as origin
we super didn't! I mean *gestures around*
my dudes, there are like 40 regulars here
I suppose that's true
small communities are evolving! (doot doot doot) (weird internet noise)
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Donkey KongPutting Nintendo out of business with AI nipsRegistered Userregular
Do a gender reveal party and imply the cake will answer the question but the cake is just funfetti.
When older relatives respond in confusion, be increasingly obtuse until they ask about the baby’s genitals, at which point you accuse them of being a pedophile.
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Imagine if that kind of movie was released today. "I will not stand for microtransactions in my movie experience!"
I've been faster. Usually when I had a draft lying around and launched a coup about Undertale
some cultures think that is good luck
why do marriage proposals gotta be this big ordeal in front of people
why do we have to do this whole gender reveal party nonsense for babies
why is there so much public involvement on such a private thing
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seems like more than previous ones just from like anecdotally looking at my polling station
but also my district's state senate seat is contested
also look at the shape of this district https://www.nysenate.gov/district/20
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But all that stuff is just for bad people who are bad
The main complaints are
-The editing suggests Mrs White stayed upstairs and wasn't in the billiard room with Yvette
that’s quite a shape
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First is usually after discussion have happened. But it is not a required thing. I know more than a few folks whose proposals consists of sitting on couches going, "Want to get married?" "Sure".
Second is new and weird and I don't get. Feels like a manufactured thing by Hallmark.
Third marriage and childbirth are community events because they are changes in ones community. Though we don't live in small villages anymore but our social groups are not that far off when it comes to proxies and changes in that social group are public affairs because we are social creatures.
so
how about uhhh
i dunno
moose
we shouldn't be picking its bones for meat so many years after its death
but yes I suppose that makes sense as far as origin
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Celebrate kids are occurring. That I am fine with. No one will know the actual gender of the kid for a while anyway.
All but 1 ex told me they dreamed of having a grandiose proposal in a public setting, like at disney world.
When I was under 30, a lot of the relationship pains were trying to reign in the expectations that life is not a movie with Ryan Gosling in it. No one actually wants that, and when you do get it it feels really awkward more than it feels romantic.
I thought I had to do it, they would think they wanted it or expected it. The worst part was one of them kept track of how often I'd get them flowers or chocolate and if too much time had pass they'd tell me I was a shit boyfriend for not doing it enough, but oh if I get her flowers this week or next week it'll be because she told me and it doesn't count then because it wasn't me thinking of her, just being reminded about it. That was fun.
Yeah but there's one thing I don't understand
One simple rule to live by, everyone forgets it:
Real Gs move in silence like a mute driving a new hybrid
we super didn't! I mean *gestures around*
my dudes, there are like 40 regulars here
That sounds like a fucking nightmare
I'm glad they're exes.
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it’s closer to like 150 but still relatively small
That'd be a cool ass wedding.
So some of your guests are secret murder robots and you play a bad cover of All Along The Watchtower at low volume under every song? :biggrin:
lol one of my fears about weddings is just being in a wedding and the center of attention in any regard
I suppose that's true
small communities are evolving! (doot doot doot) (weird internet noise)
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When older relatives respond in confusion, be increasingly obtuse until they ask about the baby’s genitals, at which point you accuse them of being a pedophile.