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Dog [chat] Support

Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C ERegistered User regular
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  • PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    Hmmmmm what an impressive collection of good boys

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  • Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    man, good thing i already had this one prepared, i was away from the computer until just now

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    i coulda made a better chat but i didn't feel like it

  • Duke 2.0Duke 2.0 Time Trash Cat Registered User regular
    Weirdly okay with geometry

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  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    i coulda made a better chat but i didn't feel like it

    Delicious Monster Hunter Recipes [chat]

  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    Dogs and I are quite fond of one another

  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Dogs and I are quite fond of one another

    that's not what i heard from dogs

  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    visiblehowl wrote: »
    man, good thing i already had this one prepared, i was away from the computer until just now

    Never fear, the unofficial backup backup was pacing eagerly in the wings :twisted:

  • Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    I just made this like a week ago too.

    I finally found a fourth Dog Tech Support meme on Imgur and figured that was enough for a post.

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  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    [chat], open vote on me catching a 90 minute nap right now

  • Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    Also this is my fifth [chat] of this year.

    If I get another one, I'm definitely doing a "Best VH [chat] of 2018" poll like @simonwolf did.

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  • Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    [chat], open vote on me catching a 90 minute nap right now

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  • Duke 2.0Duke 2.0 Time Trash Cat Registered User regular
    Why stop at 90

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  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited September 2018
    Rip

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  • spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User, Transition Team regular
    edited September 2018
    Speaking of doggos, ours we're excellent on the trip here. No barking, no messes, no problems at all.

    They are currently very confused because they're used to walking out the back door whenever they ask, and there's a back door right here why won't we open it for them it clearly goes to outside

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  • Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    edited September 2018
    Ah fuck, I forgot the most important one.

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    Hi I'm Vee! on
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  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Duke 2.0 wrote: »
    Why stop at 90

    At some point I have to start making dinner, and also I don't want to mess with my sleep schedule!

    I have a very precisely scheduled week coming up that, if executed seamlessly, will pay dividends for future Narwhal :P

  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    Every time I see [passenger has a problem with some airline thing, is removed from flight] and everyone goes damn that’s fucked up why remove someone for that problem

    I wonder if people complain to their friends that they tried to use a coupon at Kroger and got kicked out, ignoring the fact that while discussing the coupon they called my 17 year old cashier a stupid cunt

  • spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User, Transition Team regular
    wow posting imgur links is annoying now.

  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Who called you a stupid cunt chu

  • Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    wow posting imgur links is annoying now.

    stop doing everything on your phone, you goddamn millennial

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  • knitdanknitdan Registered User regular
    Spool why won’t you let your poor doggies out into the rain on your 5 square feet of outside

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Good ebnin dondelingers

  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    nexuscrawler wrote: »
    Who called you a stupid cunt chu

    Uh many people over the years

  • MrMisterMrMister Jesus dying on the cross in pain? Morally better than us. One has to go "all in".Registered User regular
    Phyphor wrote: »
    Donkey Kong wrote: »
    Powerpuppies wrote: »
    A degree is really preposterously helpful in getting an entry level computing job

    Where I work, the only way to get a programming job without a degree is to start in Sales or Manufacturing and swim against the current. Prove yourself by working your normal job AND going above and beyond, shoehorning in programming and showing it off to the right people.

    It’s been done a few times and I’m super impressed when someone does it, but it takes like 5 years and it’s real hard and if you have a degree you can just waltz right in the door by contrast.

    The whole self-taunt programmer thing has been mostly dead for a while, all the big places want degrees to even look at you

    why hire some kind of subaltern who didn't have money and foresight as a youth

    if you didn't major in CS in college, then you should like, mine coal, by which we mean not mine coal and instead get state assistance retraining to code*

    (*we won't hire you)

  • knitdanknitdan Registered User regular
    Whoever designed that building should be ashamed to call that a balcony.

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    customer service is cruel and unusual punishment

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
  • Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    Donkey Kong wrote: »
    customer service is cruel and unusual punishment

    giving it or calling it?

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  • KadokenKadoken Giving Ends to my Friends and it Feels Stupendous Registered User regular
    If you like Biggie over Tupac
    That is valid as they were both phenomenal rappers that were influenced by the times and coasts they lived on and it is terrible that they suffered early deaths due to the environments within the entertainment industry and outside of it.

  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    i get a little heated just trying to use my $1 coupon and i'm the bad guy

  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    I made frozen matcha green tea lemonade and it’s amazing. The only issue is that matcha green tea powder that isn’t garbage costs a dollar a serving here. I need to find a good place to buy it in bulk, this is one of those things I need to have on hand to impress guests.

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    I don’t have work today and my landlord is really mild mannered. So chances are I won’t get called a cunt today, which is good

  • knitdanknitdan Registered User regular
    What if instead of making me use a coupon you charge reasonable prices all the time and I can just go in and give you money and walk out with the product and no hassle.

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
  • EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator, Administrator admin
    Started watching the Limitless TV show. Liking it so far, but I feel they could have dialled the comedy back a notch.

  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    visiblehowl wrote: »
    Donkey Kong wrote: »
    customer service is cruel and unusual punishment

    giving it or calling it?

    Both. A guy in a suit decides to fuck over a million people for his own personal gain and then he hires 100 underpaid whipping boys to take all the heat for it.

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    I don’t have work today and my landlord is really mild mannered. So chances are I won’t get called a cunt today, which is good

    check ur pms

  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    Good ebnin dondelingers

    How you holdin' up, recovery-lady?

  • 21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    adult things are happening to me and it's scary.

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    Check out my site, the Bismuth Heart | My Twitter
  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    21stCentury wrote: »
    adult things are happening to me and it's scary.

    You house-hunting again? :P

  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    knitdan wrote: »
    What if instead of making me use a coupon you charge reasonable prices all the time and I can just go in and give you money and walk out with the product and no hassle.

    We're selling these at a loss because we ordered too many and they're approaching their best before date

    This is an untenable practice you've suggested! :P

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