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Fearmeister

Here be the new thread for all the headbangers, heshers, metalheads and degenerate fucks out there

https://youtu.be/yuVmjv22Nqc

Some basic guidelines for people just joining up with us:

-we know that dethklok are the brutalest
-we know that Dragonforce are the noodliest
-we know that Opeth is some craaaazy shit, dog
-we know Varg Vikernes is crazy as fuck and totally stabbed a dude
-we know Behemoth has way too much money to make music videos
-we do, in fact, look down harshly upon Killswitch Engage

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Most of this post was directly ripped off from @TerribleMisathrope who ripped it off from @LoveIsUnity who ripped it off from @Morgenstern.

GreasyKidsStuff

I wonder if we should update the basic guidelines someday.

Fearmeister

I'm down with adding some more if we got good ones

GreasyKidsStuff

I feel like Deafheaven comes up a lot. We could sneak them in. I don't know where the thread generally falls on them though.

Fearmeister

I feel it's mixed. Most of us don't like them but there are a few fans in here.

One idea I just had is to put a link to the forum bands. Visigoth and Bog Wizard are the only two I'm aware of though

Dissociater

I feel like we don't really have a lot of metal faux pas in this thread to be honest. Probably because it's like the same 10-15 users who frequent it.

But I know Slip Knot has a new album coming out, so maybe something about them? Also Metalsucks seems to be generally disliked/distrusted.

Perhaps something about Lost in Vegas, since they come up every few pages (I like them though!).

Auralynx

Dissociater wrote: »

I feel like we don't really have a lot of metal faux pas in this thread to be honest. Probably because it's like the same 10-15 users who frequent it.

But I know Slip Knot has a new album coming out, so maybe something about them? Also Metalsucks seems to be generally disliked/distrusted.

Perhaps something about Lost in Vegas, since they come up every few pages (I like them though!).

I think there are more people keeping an eye on this thread than are regularly posting in it, fwiw.

Steev

I have actually only ever heard of Deafheaven from this thread up until recently, when a former coworker of mine posted pictures from one of their shows. He's very much not a metalhead.

EthelTheFrog

Come on, guys. I'm offline for less than a day and we start a new thread that isn't a Paddington Bear reference. I've been waiting all year for this.

But in all seriousness, I like the new name choice.

Jazz

Marmalade sandwiches are fucking metal.

Yeah, solid title choice. One of Iommi's finest riffs (from his embarrassment of riches).

Daimar

Jazz wrote: »

Marmalade sandwiches are fucking metal.

Yeah, solid title choice. One of Iommi's finest riffs (from his embarrassment of riches).

I thought it was a U2 reference.

Jazz

Daimar wrote: »

Jazz wrote: »

Marmalade sandwiches are fucking metal.

Yeah, solid title choice. One of Iommi's finest riffs (from his embarrassment of riches).

I thought it was a U2 reference.

Fearmeister wrote: »

Here be the new thread for all the headbangers, heshers, metalheads and degenerate fucks out there

https://youtu.be/yuVmjv22Nqc

Incindium

I thought it was reference to

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_6IjeprfEs

before opening the new thread and looking at the first post. Either way a good thread title.

autothrall

If you leapt to U2 or Sepultura before the earlier Black Sabbath album, then clearly we have failed you. I now commence the self-flagellation and swear to do better next time!

Incindium

Eh dunno Sepultura was more impactful to me personally as it was the metal I started listening to first as a teen. Sabbath I didn't listen to until later and even then was mainly seeing them when they headlined Ozzfest multiple times in late 90's early 00's.

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TerribleMisathrope

Oh the fucking irony!!

I started the last thread and disappeared into a black hole of work and now that I'm ready to say hi again occasionally it's a new thread!! Nice additions to the OP @Fearmeister!

Edit: Guess I got a little catching up to do! The last posts I read were from early 2018, something about new Summoning... \m/

New Behemoth setting the world aflame? I've heard it's good and closely related, stylistically, to The Satantist. I've not heard it yet myself, but I'm fucking excited to!! I just have to get through all the other good things that've happened in 2018 first.

Steev

New Behemoth seems OK. Not really a fan of the children choir or whatever it is. I've never even heard the entirety of the first track (effectively an intro) because my wife skips it and she's the bigger Behemoth fan here.

TerribleMisathrope

I've been told that, like the The Satanist, I Loved You At Your Darkest is back loaded and so it may take a few spins to click, because you have to get past the first few songs. IDK, The Satanist was that way for me, but I also really love The Satanist (I think it is their best album so far, not having heard LYAYD yet).

Most of their prior work was good, but nothing really special and a bit generic, if very well produced and brutal, IMO, YMMV.

Dissociater

New Behemoth was alright. Was a bit of a surprise when they busted out the grandpa's guitars, but it's kind of bounced off me to be honest. But it did take a while for the Satanist to really click with me. Also I feel like Nergal's antics have started to get on my nerves lately.

In other news, was anyone looking for a Seinfeld themed grindcore supergroup containing members of Rivers of Nihil, Alterbeast and Wretched?

Grindfeld's got you covered:

https://grindfeld.bandcamp.com/album/5-songs-about-nothing

autothrall

Apparently Dave 'Scarface' Castillo, the drummer of Deceased (since King Fowley moved over to just the vocals), passed away yesterday. R.I.P. sir, I will listen to your drumming on the new Ghostly White record in memory.

TerribleMisathrope

R.I.P. in peaces Stan Lee.

Futt Bucker

And one last RIP to Virus, who announced today that they're breaking up.

EthelTheFrog

Futt Bucker wrote: »

And one last RIP to Virus, who announced today that they're breaking up.

Nooooo. Virus is one of my favorite bands of the last few years.

autothrall

Well, Virus never failed to deliver, so they've got a great track record that they'll never need to worry about breaking now. I assume we're talking about the good Virus and not the lukewarm British thrash band.

autothrall

Hell yeah, gonna have to head out for this one. Especially for the two openers!

Futt Bucker

Decibel never disappoints. I might go up to Worcestor for this one. It's been too long since I last saw Immolation.

Fearmeister

Is that Blood Incantation? I'm sleep deprived and can barely read the scribbles

LoveIsUnity

Hell yes! Been wanting to see Blood Incantation for a while now.

desc

I liked this thread’s old material better

desc

Before it sold out

autothrall

This thread was only good on the demo thread.

Jazz

I love that we didn't necessarily know who that logo was

Sir Carcass

Jazz wrote: »

I love that we didn't necessarily know who that logo was

I had no clue. All I could think of was this:

Steev

Jazz wrote: »

I love that we didn't necessarily know who that logo was

I assumed everyone else knew except me, so I google searched "cannibal corpse tour" to find the answer.

autothrall

Let me provide some context. BE SCORCHED EARTHLINGZ.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfqazkCunhA

jungleroomx

Jazz

Sir Carcass wrote: »

Jazz wrote: »

I love that we didn't necessarily know who that logo was

I had no clue. All I could think of was this:

I had no idea either!

McKid

Blood Incantation is awesome, as well as Spectral Voice, which is almost the same band. Also, this exists :

EthelTheFrog

@Futt Bucker , you bring up that Virus is breaking up, but how could you not post their farewell address? It's glorious.

"Good evening y'all. Or good morning or afternoon, depending on where you are in the world which is made up of time-zones and landslides. We are now into our 18th year of existance, and as you all know, in 1918, in plymouth, Charlie Chaplin forgot his drivers-license at the chemist's while simultaneously thinking about tunafish and batteries. An odd moment, yes, but it has reminded us (in Virus) that it's time to throw in the towel... It's been 4 full-lengths, a demo and a mini-album and a few handfuls of gigs, plus the odd whale-shark encounter. Einz has become voivod of bulgaria (1155-1299), Plenum has become the prime minister of Equador while simultaneously working as a paediatrician in Ukraine. Czral has become a well known Elvis -and Bret Michaels-impersonator whilst working as a moped-vendor machine-operator in birmingham. So that's why we've decided to lay down our deplorable riffs and beats and bass-lines, rather than being 'on ice, don't know what's happening' -mode, for an unforeseeable future... You know, you can't devour an apple more than three times: the time you buy it, the time you put it on your kitchen-counter, and the time you decide to throw it away because it's gone bad. Only thrice. But I digress.. My point is: at some point, you realise that what you set out to do has now been done, now, so now.. Thank you, bye bye, we were Virus."

autothrall

Hahaha.