backup [chat]

skippydumptruck

handing this one over to skippy, he'll take it from here

BSoB

The most we could expect of someone who doesn't put their carts in the corral.

Doodmann

Bowen's magics apparently have a limit.

skippydumptruck

BSoB wrote: »

The most we could expect of someone who doesn't put their carts in the corral.

we* fail up

*for some values of 'we'

Chanus

this is the not returning the cart to the corral of [chat]s

Winky

Only skippy

Bogart

The evidence against skippy mounts. Justice will have her day.

Ilpala

Someone really needs to have a chat with Geth about what the word "backup" means.

Honk

Maybe the barrier reef would live longer if you stopped throwing carts at coral

skippydumptruck

Bogart wrote: »

The evidence against skippy mounts. Justice will have her day.

with geth on my side, who can stand against me

bowen

Doodmann wrote: »

Bowen's magics apparently have a limit.

I haven't pooped today maybe that's it

emnmnme

skippydumptruck wrote: »

Bogart wrote: »

The evidence against skippy mounts. Justice will have her day.

with geth on my side, who can stand against me

The other skippy.

Athenor

My record of dodging making a new chat continues!

skippydumptruck

Athenor wrote: »

My record of dodging making a new chat continues!

it appears I have not made one since last summer

must have triggered geth's pity timer

Chanus

Kamiro wrote: »

Chanus wrote: »

this is the not returning the cart to the corral of [chat]s

Pot, meet kettle

okay but let me just explain why it's different for me only

Winky

I never put my shopping cart back in the corral because I exclusively steal them

SniperGuy

But your car won't even fit in the cart corral!

Also everyone calls that a cart right because some people are crazy and call it a buggy

Chanus

also this is just a reskin of my "okay jake you can make the [chat] i don't feel like it" [chat] from august 2016

Havelock2.0

low energy [chat]

spool32

Once I gave a cart a hearty shove directed at the corral, but it missed and rolled a long, long way down a hill then hit a curb and fell over into a field.

I left.

skippydumptruck

SniperGuy wrote: »

But your car won't even fit in the cart corral!

Also everyone calls that a cart right because some people are crazy and call it a buggy

haha this is so cute



who could even be mad

Bogart

Chanus wrote: »

also this is just a reskin of my "okay jake you can make the [chat] i don't feel like it" [chat] from august 2016

Plagiarism, you say? This could be the tax evasion that gets us our Capone.

BSoB

SniperGuy wrote: »

But your car won't even fit in the cart corral!

Not with that attitude.

Organichu

I feel like someone in chat, years ago, said they intentionally litter in their rental car. Not like whoops I spilled that, I should probably clean it up. But like, I ate that burger. The wrapper is in my hand. Instead of throwing it in a trash can on the way to where I’m going I’ll toss it on the floor. That’s someone’s job, not mine

I wanted to jerk him off until right before climax and then stop and laugh at him

Donkey Kong

Evil Multifarious wrote: »

Donkey Kong wrote: »

“Stupid” is one of the few intelligence based insults that isn’t entrenched in mocking of the mentally handicapped, mocking the otherwise disabled, and by connotation doesn’t insult intrinsically a person’s ability.

In modern usage it means “unintelligent” but historical usage and still valid connotation tie it to being stunned or dazzled, and unable to think because of some external force.

I think this basically doesn't matter, though, in terms of words becoming taboo. The reaction and politicization is what shapes our behaviour.

"Stupid" is very cutting when used earnestly, like "shut up" can be. I could see it falling into disfavor because it's the essential word we use for insulting intelligence.

But the one that's probably going to become a battleground next is "crazy." It's already verboten in some progressive circles. I wonder how much traction that will get.

I guess in my circles and online I see the strongest pushback on any words that are modern or historical descriptors of a handicap or condition. It’s not so much about being nicer as it is not stigmatizing someone’s condition, even archaically, to add sting to your insult.

Evil Multifarious

Oh did you park in the cart corral

I guess your car is a giant cart. I'll just slam my cart into it, over and over, until they fit snugly together as carts do

Maybe this involves destroying your windshield; who can say.

Chanus

i wonder if i've made all possible [chat]s at this point and can start suing everyone for copyright infringement

VishNub

Evil Multifarious wrote: »

Oh did you park in the cart corral

I guess your car is a giant cart. I'll just slam my cart into it, over and over, until they fit snugly together as carts do

Maybe this involves destroying your windshield; who can say.

my car is designed so it folds up and lets the other car in. nice try

Bogart

Ugh I hate that "it's someone else's job" attitude behind littering. Just ugh. An instant ticket to being deemed a low grade human.

Organichu

Evil Multifarious wrote: »

Oh did you park in the cart corral

I guess your car is a giant cart. I'll just slam my cart into it, over and over, until they fit snugly together as carts do

Maybe this involves destroying your windshield; who can say.

I’d say I’ve seen it happen about 70 times and every time the person claims ignorance and is shocked- oh, is that where the carts go??? I don’t know what I was thinking, so sorry

VishNub

If you just take the cart far enough it locks up and then its not a hazard to anyones car

SniperGuy

Organichu wrote: »

Evil Multifarious wrote: »

Oh did you park in the cart corral

I guess your car is a giant cart. I'll just slam my cart into it, over and over, until they fit snugly together as carts do

Maybe this involves destroying your windshield; who can say.

I’d say I’ve seen it happen about 70 times and every time the person claims ignorance and is shocked- oh, is that where the carts go??? I don’t know what I was thinking, so sorry

You mean it's not a throne for my car??

Jubal77

Played through Pokemon Lets go in about 20 hours. Nice and slow.

System is getting review bombed by shitty people. For me the system did seem lacking on paper but in practice no overworld battles is a net gain and I hope it gets put into the next major game.

Having your second joycon be a ad hoc second person throwing pokeballs is so nintendo. And very very fun.

So It Goes

I always take the cart back you monsters

Ilpala

Organichu wrote: »

Evil Multifarious wrote: »

Oh did you park in the cart corral

I guess your car is a giant cart. I'll just slam my cart into it, over and over, until they fit snugly together as carts do

Maybe this involves destroying your windshield; who can say.

I’d say I’ve seen it happen about 70 times and every time the person claims ignorance and is shocked- oh, is that where the carts go??? I don’t know what I was thinking, so sorry

Ok NOW I'm mad at them. Fuck, just straight up insult my intelligence why don't you.

JebusUD

Work was interesting this week. We had a new person pass out in the bathroom between shifts. Pretty sure she was on pills but she tried to claim it was just illness.

We had a server have their racist parents come in and request their section so they could berate her about her boyfriend being a Muslim until we had to ask them to leave.

Then racist parents girl lost her wallet mysteriously with whacked out on goofballs girl being around where she left her wallet.

And someone got fired for not carding on an alcohol sale and surprise it was a police sting operation.

Restauraunts are crazy places to work.

wandering

Organichu wrote: »

I feel like someone in chat, years ago, said they intentionally litter in their rental car. Not like whoops I spilled that, I should probably clean it up. But like, I ate that burger. The wrapper is in my hand. Instead of throwing it in a trash can on the way to where I’m going I’ll toss it on the floor. That’s someone’s job, not mine

I wanted to jerk him off until right before climax and then stop and laugh at him

Someone like that would be incapable of delaying their gratification so he probably comes near instantly every time. He’d have the last laugh and wouldn’t even offer to help clean the cum off the car

Elendil

i always put my cart in the corral and take one that is not in a corral when i enter the store

please suck my d please

RMS Oceanic

Extra hey-check-you're-signed-up-for-Secret-Santa-last-call post

Chanus

my flight for pax south changed again

this is like the fifth time

wandering

If the cart return is far off is it acceptable to put the cart on a median tho