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Plane deboarding priority [chat]

EddyEddy Gengar the BittersweetRegistered User regular
WHO SHOULD GET TO DE-BOARD A PLANE FIRST

"and the morning stars I have seen
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin

Plane deboarding priority [chat] 117 votes

First-to-book
0%
JebusUD 1 vote
Row-by-row
19%
SyngyneRchanensilence1186TastyfishThat_GuyPeewiHahnsoo1jmcdonaldDemonStaceyPowerpuppiesPlatyronyaXaviarLord_AsmodeusJubal77SparvymysticjuicerZombie HeroTOGSolidQanamil 23 votes
Back first (bathroom sufferers)
4%
HenroidMichaelLCKruiteKadokenBlameless Cleric 5 votes
Transfers
14%
Evil MultifariousAimElendilFeraljothkiRamiAphostilePhoenix-DAldoAtomikaJokermanHonkDelmaintinwhiskersspool32Tuminbrynhrtmn 17 votes
No overhead luggage (incentivize traveling light)
11%
MulysaSemproniusMrMisterPreacherDoodmannElement BrianNova_CDarkPrimusCarson VendettaevilbobTcheldorEddyTurambarShadowhope 13 votes
Me
26%
SniperGuyIrukaRedTideGimQuidHappylilElftyrannusTTODewbackVishNubP10BogartZilla360wazillaBurnageAbdhyiusRMS Oceanic101Mr FuzzbuttSealBlarghy 31 votes
Neco
23%
RiemannLivesElldrenKid PresentableFuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudHi I'm Vee!jungleroomxwanderingAiouaAegisBrodyArchoverride367MimdescsurrealitycheckcptruggedChanusWinkySleepDark Raven X 27 votes
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  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Me
    Bein' selfish

  • DoodmannDoodmann Registered User regular
    No overhead luggage (incentivize traveling light)
    The lack of socialite elitism in this chat OP is concerning.

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  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    edited November 2018
    No overhead luggage (incentivize traveling light)
    oh god I didn't include a Random option

    or some kind of Auction system

    Eddy on
    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
  • knitdanknitdan Registered User regular
    Neco
    In the early days, planes were made of wood so when you deboarded the plane you were taking it apart

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
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  • Element BrianElement Brian Peanut Butter Shill Registered User regular
    No overhead luggage (incentivize traveling light)
    i chose 'me' but i was more surreptitious about it

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  • firewaterwordfirewaterword Satchitananda Pais Vasco to San FranciscoRegistered User regular
    they should let the pilot leave first so I don't feel compelled to awkwardly thank them for not killing us all

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  • Jubal77Jubal77 Registered User regular
    Row-by-row
    I just think if you get up prior to your turn you should be put in the back of the line.

  • TuminTumin Registered User regular
    Transfers
    It only takes about 5 seconds for any individual to exit their seat and get going but from the perspective of the back of a plane, everyone seems like an incompetent goose.

  • mysticjuicermysticjuicer [he/him] I'm a muscle wizard and I cast P U N C HRegistered User regular
    Row-by-row
    This is the most ‘answer wrong and your name will be added to a list’ Chat poll of them all. :bigfrown:

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  • HerrCronHerrCron It that wickedly supports taxation Registered User regular
    At least you didn't call it deplaning.

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  • KruiteKruite Registered User regular
    Back first (bathroom sufferers)
    Eddy wrote: »
    oh god I didn't include a Random option

    or some kind of Auction system

    you also don't include "eat the rich" and "the poor pilot/stewards on the plan trapped with the mob"

  • SnicketysnickSnicketysnick The Greatest Hype Man in WesterosRegistered User regular
    edited November 2018
    Snicketysnick on
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  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    the hell is deboarding priority

    everyone getting up at once and then not being able to move, elbowing each other in the face as they try to open overhead lockers has served us fine all these years

  • firewaterwordfirewaterword Satchitananda Pais Vasco to San FranciscoRegistered User regular
    they should also let me hang around and finish whatever movie I was watching before the landing.

    I wanna know what happens to all those fantastic beasts, damn it!

    Lokah Samastah Sukhino Bhavantu
  • IlpalaIlpala Just this guy, y'know TexasRegistered User regular
    Row-by-row
    Fuck, voted before reading all options.

    Then again, what if someone doesn't have overhead baggage but is in a window seat?

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  • TuminTumin Registered User regular
    edited November 2018
    Transfers
    Also people shouldnt bring luggage when they travel. All travelers will be assigned their drab, fabricated traveler garments as they deboard so that they can be identified as an Outside Element and properly shunned.

    Tumin on
  • NecoNeco In My Restless Dreams Registered User regular
    Me
    I’m Commander Neco and this is my favorite poll on the citadel

  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
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    I proudly told the instructor I didn't vomit, even though I came really, really close

    He seemed... pleased?

  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck Registered User regular
    okay we are back from the humane society!

    I pushed hard for that sweet doggo I posted a pic of earlier but they said he could be 100 lbs and sarah did not like that idea one bit

    she was sweet on a little pupper with heterochromia but I did not make a love connection

    so we left sans pup

  • jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    Neco
    okay we are back from the humane society!

    I pushed hard for that sweet doggo I posted a pic of earlier but they said he could be 100 lbs and sarah did not like that idea one bit

    she was sweet on a little pupper with heterochromia but I did not make a love connection

    so we left sans pup

    Monster.

  • Phoenix-DPhoenix-D Registered User regular
    Transfers
    Neco wrote: »
    I’m Commander Neco and this is my favorite poll on the citadel

    How do you even vote for this you have two correct options.

  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck Registered User regular
    Jubal77 wrote: »
    I just think if you get up prior to your turn you should be put in the back of the line.

    when you're calmly waiting for your turn to enter the aisle and someone from 6 rows back pushes forward into the space you've been planning to occupy

  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    No overhead luggage (incentivize traveling light)
    Everyone loves heterochromatic animals, that one'll get picked up

    You should've gotten the ugliest, oldest one of the bunch because they need love in their twilight

    You should know that, being an uggo old

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    stay strong skips

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  • Jubal77Jubal77 Registered User regular
    Row-by-row
    Holy. I missed Amazons announcement of cloud based file serv options for Windows. That is very enticing.

  • VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    Me
    Jubal77 wrote: »
    I just think if you get up prior to your turn you should be put in the back of the line.

    when you're calmly waiting for your turn to enter the aisle and someone from 6 rows back pushes forward into the space you've been planning to occupy

    This happened to me last night. I just kept going. I’m getting my bag down now, y’all can fucking chill.

  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    Me
    Eddy wrote: »
    oh god I didn't include a Random option

    or some kind of Auction system

    Micro transactions.

    $20 lets you be first once.

    $38 lets you be first twice.

    $75 (Best value!) let’s you be first three times.

  • navgoosenavgoose Registered User regular
    Neco
    I feel like looking up the definition of heterochromatic will be a letdown.

  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    Tumin wrote: »
    Also people shouldnt bring luggage when they travel. All travelers will be assigned their drab, fabricated traveler garments as they deboard so that they can be identified as an Outside Element and properly shunned.

    No, no, clearly the superior option is the ryanair system of charging exorbitant rates for checked baggage, such that literally everyone brings hand baggage right on the limit of the size restrictions, meaning that they won't all fit so at least half of them have to be laboriously loaded into the hold by the cabin crew at the gate following an extended faff while they try to get people to volunteer their bags, only to ultimately just start taking bags off people

    This process will involve at least three arguments

  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck Registered User regular
    navgoose wrote: »
    I feel like looking up the definition of heterochromatic will be a letdown.

    (in this case, one brown eye one blue eye)

  • VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    Me
    navgoose wrote: »
    I feel like looking up the definition of heterochromatic will be a letdown.

    In fact it was

  • jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    edited November 2018
    Neco
    1

    jungleroomx on
  • JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    First-to-book
    I choose the clearly insane first to book option. It doesn't make any real world sense and would basically be total mayhem of random people leaving, so it's the most true to life.

    and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
    but they're listening to every word I say
  • NEO|PhyteNEO|Phyte They follow the stars, bound together. Strands in a braid till the end.Registered User regular
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  • XaviarXaviar Registered User regular
    Row-by-row
    Plane deboarding should be a silent auction-style system, where the first person to stand is volunteering to be the last person to deboard. The next person to stand gets to go just before them, and so on.

  • firewaterwordfirewaterword Satchitananda Pais Vasco to San FranciscoRegistered User regular
    just ordered a bed frame for a bed I don't have yet in an apartment I don't live in yet. amazon person assured me they could reschedule the delivery for like 2 weeks away. I'm sure it'll all go horribly wrong.

    but it was on a huge sale so gotta take the shot.

    Lokah Samastah Sukhino Bhavantu
  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    Jubal77 wrote: »
    I just think if you get up prior to your turn you should be put in the back of the line.

    when you're calmly waiting for your turn to enter the aisle and someone from 6 rows back pushes forward into the space you've been planning to occupy

    Punch them in the face

    I mean, you're already on the ground, what're they going to do, remove you from the plane?

  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck Registered User regular
    navgoose wrote: »
    I feel like looking up the definition of heterochromatic will be a letdown.

    (in this case, one brown eye one blue eye)

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  • XaviarXaviar Registered User regular
    Row-by-row
    "Sorry, my flight was delayed. No, it arrived on time, but we had some real jerks who just had to get off first, so we all stood there for three hours while the last two people just refused to stand up."

  • MortiousMortious The Nightmare Begins Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    japan wrote: »
    Jubal77 wrote: »
    I just think if you get up prior to your turn you should be put in the back of the line.

    when you're calmly waiting for your turn to enter the aisle and someone from 6 rows back pushes forward into the space you've been planning to occupy

    Punch them in the face

    I mean, you're already on the ground, what're they going to do, remove you from the plane?

    If it's Delta, they might just offer you a job

    Move to New Zealand
    It’s not a very important country most of the time
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