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[College Football] One Last Game that We've Seen 3 Times Already

NiryaNirya Registered User regular
Lol I had to make a new thread for this.

Ok so we're down to the last game of the season, when the Alabama Crimson Tide and Clemson Tigers meet in the sterile compounds of Levi's Stadium in Santa Clara. Speaking of which...

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Responses due by Jan. 7 at 8:00 PM Eastern. Correct pick is worth eight (8) points.

#2 Clemson vs. #1 Alabama (-6.5) - LIVE FROM THE CORPORATE PARK THAT IS LEVI'S STADIUM IN SANTA CLARA, IT'S THE COLLEGE FOOTBALL NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP GAME PRESENTED BY AT&T. Honestly, that sponsorship makes way too much sense, as I can tell you from personal experience that AT&T does not actually have competent service at Levi's Stadium. Anyway, let's try something new for once and give this an honest breakdown.

Alabama has now failed to cover the spread in two straight games. Those were also the two best teams that Alabama has faced this year, and considering Clemson is better than either Oklahoma or Georgia, it makes sense that this is the smallest spread Alabama has faced this year (I'm assuming this to be true, just cause the Georgia spread was like 14 or something. Please send all complaints to ASimPerson if you find any statistical inconsistencies in this writeup). That said, Heisman runner-up Tua Tagovailoa looked healthy in the win over Oklahoma, and they probably would have actually covered had the Tide defense not stopped playing for a good portion of the game. We'll see if the Alabama offense can keep it up against Clemson, as the last time they played an elite defense, things weren't so hot until the latent Georgia sports took over and led the Bulldogs to lose.

Meanwhile, Clemson was able to work out some things against an outmanned Notre Dame team. What do I mean by that? Well, the Tigers lost a few players due to some pesky things like failing a drug test, so the Notre Dame game gave them a chance to get the backups some meaningful playing time in a game they were never going to lose. It's like when you schedule an FCS team like The Citadel or Rutgers, really. It also gave their true freshman QB Trevor Lawrence some valuable playoff experience against what is easily the best team they've played all season (for those who care, the rankings of Clemson's schedule goes Notre Dame, then Pitt, then Texas A&M. The ACC was dire this year). Yes, Alabama is a step up, but the Irish defense ranked better than Alabama's in S&P+ this year, so theoretically that experience will be helpful.

Overall, this game should be good. The problem for casual observers may be that this is the 4th time in 4 years we've seen this matchup. It's hard to diagnose how this is happening beyond both of these schools operating on a completely different level compared to everyone else (and also lots of lots of money legitimately and illegitimately poured into having a successful football program), but it will be interesting to see how the ratings end up this year. And it has been really funny to listen to all the complaints about this game being held in Santa Clara, as the rest of the country suddenly realizes why no one goes to the Pac-12 Championship Game because getting to that stadium fucking sucks.


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  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    I just want it on the record that I object to the options on this form.

    There should be a third option for "Alternate universe where we got a national title game that is not the same one we've already seen 3 times in a row, also UCF wins by a billion points."

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  • PellaeonPellaeon Registered User regular
    The local alternative weekly had a crossword themed "things that went wrong in 2018"

    One of the clues was about a college football team.

    The answer of course was Rutgers

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Jesus Christ.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • NiryaNirya Registered User regular
    Mike Florio is floating that Kliff may resign over this, which would be hilarious.

    Also heard rumors that he’s been MIA from USC essentially since ESD, which is also funny in its own way.

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  • ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... ... and hard.Registered User regular
    Oh hey, new thread.

    So far my plan to try to go the national title game is running into people apparently buying tickets because they heard tickets were cheap, causing the prices to go up. Nonetheless, I'm reasonably flexible so I'm sticking to my guns of seeing what's it's like on Monday.

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    ROLL TIDE

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  • Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 Twinning is WinningRegistered User regular


    This is me right now

    Can I be a Bama fan instead

  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    If you recall, when he was DC OSU's offense absolutely destroyed us. Also he's 70.

    Anyway, Lawrence is a taaaaad over excited.

    The idea that your vote is a moral statement about you or who you vote for is some backwards ass libertarian nonsense. Your vote is about society. Vote to protect the vulnerable.
  • BobbleBobble Registered User regular
    Welp, that 62 yard bomb might settle his nerves.

  • Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 Twinning is WinningRegistered User regular
    Look, I'm full BPONE. Logic has no power over me

  • VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    Defense anyone?

  • rhylithrhylith Death Rabbits HoustonRegistered User regular
    One touchdown every minute and a half let’s go

  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    I see we're going to play a dumb Big 12 game.

    The idea that your vote is a moral statement about you or who you vote for is some backwards ass libertarian nonsense. Your vote is about society. Vote to protect the vulnerable.
  • ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... ... and hard.Registered User regular
    edited January 2019
  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    Nick Saban's inability to find a kicker in the midst of his otherwise unstoppable machine is amazing.

    The idea that your vote is a moral statement about you or who you vote for is some backwards ass libertarian nonsense. Your vote is about society. Vote to protect the vulnerable.
  • ManetherenWolfManetherenWolf Registered User regular
    I swear... if Alabama ever got a decent kicker it would be the end of the world.

  • BobbleBobble Registered User regular
    Nick Saban's inability to find a kicker in the midst of his otherwise unstoppable machine is amazing.

    He thought he was being clever by picking the kicking game as his weakness in his deal with the devil.

  • Trajan45Trajan45 Registered User regular
    This is starting to go the way I figured, Clemson can’t stop the run, get to the QB, or stop/break up passes.

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  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    Pretty sure by the letter of the rule, Lawrence should have been ejected.

    The idea that your vote is a moral statement about you or who you vote for is some backwards ass libertarian nonsense. Your vote is about society. Vote to protect the vulnerable.
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Reminder

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    EHoly shit, these gutsy calls.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Central OhioRegistered User regular
    Like you might look at how Alabama is methodically moving the ball and think this is crazy, but

    Clemson’s D is nuts

    (Bama’s offense is off the charts too so)

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  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Central OhioRegistered User regular
    What the hell

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    The WR stopped running, Jeez.

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  • NiryaNirya Registered User regular
    EHoly shit, these gutsy calls.

    Nothing about going for it on 4th and inches is gutsy. Saban just finally figured out that it’s an easy conversion.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Nirya wrote: »
    EHoly shit, these gutsy calls.

    Nothing about going for it on 4th and inches is gutsy. Saban just finally figured out that it’s an easy conversion.
    On his own 35.

    It was gutsy.

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  • NiryaNirya Registered User regular
    Nirya wrote: »
    EHoly shit, these gutsy calls.

    Nothing about going for it on 4th and inches is gutsy. Saban just finally figured out that it’s an easy conversion.
    On his own 35.

    It was gutsy.

    Stop listening to Herbstreit. Any good coach would have gone for it in that spot in a competitive game.

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  • NiryaNirya Registered User regular
    Like you might look at how Alabama is methodically moving the ball and think this is crazy, but

    Clemson’s D is nuts

    (Bama’s offense is off the charts too so)

    I think Clemson’s D ended the season at #1 in defensive S&P+, so it’s not completely surprising to see Bama struggle a bit.

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  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Central OhioRegistered User regular
    Nirya wrote: »
    Nirya wrote: »
    EHoly shit, these gutsy calls.

    Nothing about going for it on 4th and inches is gutsy. Saban just finally figured out that it’s an easy conversion.
    On his own 35.

    It was gutsy.

    Stop listening to Herbstreit. Any good coach would have gone for it in that spot in a competitive game.

    I agree going for it is the better play, and I don’t think it should be termed “gutsy” but lots of good coaches still don’t go for it there when they should

    Like why is Alabama even kicking extra points anyway

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  • NiryaNirya Registered User regular
    Nirya wrote: »
    Nirya wrote: »
    EHoly shit, these gutsy calls.

    Nothing about going for it on 4th and inches is gutsy. Saban just finally figured out that it’s an easy conversion.
    On his own 35.

    It was gutsy.

    Stop listening to Herbstreit. Any good coach would have gone for it in that spot in a competitive game.

    Not to belabor the point, but one of my favorite things about Chip Kelly this year was that he looked at this year’s UCLA squad, which really lacked talent because as it turns out Jim Mora is a bad coach, and said “hell yeah we’re gonna go for it on 4th down a lot this year”. They were literally going for it on 4th and 5 from their own 40 in the 1st quarter of games, and it was great.

    Bonus, the offense got way more confident in those plays as the season progresses, so by the end of the season they were converting at like an 80% success rate and turning games into shootouts with Wilton Speight at QB.

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  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Central OhioRegistered User regular
    So that makes me despise Chip Kelly a lot less

    Also did he even sign anyone this year? Not sure it was Mora....

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  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Central OhioRegistered User regular
    By how much more would Clemson be beating OSU right now

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  • NiryaNirya Registered User regular
    So that makes me despise Chip Kelly a lot less

    Also did he even sign anyone this year? Not sure it was Mora....

    All I will say is it has been very fun trying to manage a host of UCLA fans attempting to fire every defensive coach for some lackluster recruiting.

    We did get the best offensive tackle in the West which was nice at least.

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  • ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... ... and hard.Registered User regular
    Willing to go for it on 4th down is definitely something I’m going to miss about Paul Johnson.

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    That was almost way worse than it could have been.

    Jesus.

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  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Central OhioRegistered User regular
    Tua May be incapable of fathering children after that hit

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  • rhylithrhylith Death Rabbits HoustonRegistered User regular
    Tua just got murdered

  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Central OhioRegistered User regular
    The football may not be the only ball that came out of Tua there

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  • VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    Hurts coming in the second half?

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