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  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Evil Multifarious wrote: »
    Kamiro wrote: »
    Evil Multifarious wrote: »
    I would describe my feet as cracked, fungal wastelands so nobody wants to see that

    Then why do you insist on wearing sandals to the office?

    The fungus commands it

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  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    Dating nowadays is fun but exhausting. It's certainly easier for people who don't want to cold approach other people, but also prone to the anxiety of texts and messaging.

  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    edited March 2019
    Variable wrote: »
    wait, my thumbs don't have that many joints

    It's got the same as the other fingers but the bottom one is down almost at your wrist and the underside of it is hidden inside the palm. You can tell it's there though because it's articulated.

    Donkey Kong on
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  • spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User, Transition Team regular
    also @Doodmann I think bowen is making a pass at you right now

  • VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    Neco wrote: »
    How did the smell not kill everyone?

    Small pieces of meat usually* dry out before they smell.

    *usually

  • navgoosenavgoose Registered User regular
    You pull their hair and run away giggling up to the top of the play structure.

  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    Donkey Kong wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    wait, my thumbs don't have that many joints

    It's got the same as the other fingers but the bottom one is down almost at your wrist and the underside of it is hidden inside the palm. You can tell it's there though because it's articulated.

    but then it seems like you're saying you had to lock out the bottom of your thumb in order to bend it in a way that it should easily bend

    I'm gonna require a video

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  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    Re hand tightening thing this is what my hand looks like completely relaxed which is apparently not normal

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    My mom says it’s due to some genetic thing ppl with north European genes get

  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    Spool pls

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    navgoose wrote: »
    You pull their hair and run away giggling up to the top of the play structure.

    Man, I was so good at this

    My dating game peaked at 5 or 6 years old

  • Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User, Moderator, Administrator admin
    Doodmann wrote: »
    So uh, how does dating work in 2019?

    I assume its mostly a catfishing hellscape?

    ugh, nevermind I'm just going to be celibate for the foreseeable future.
    As someone who recently became single in 2016, the current dating thing is a hellscape of online apps and uncertainty. Some good times, of course, but I wasn't nearly ready for it, and I think if I were to go back, I would have waited longer before diving back in.

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  • BrodyBrody The Watch The First ShoreRegistered User regular
    Casual Eddy wrote: »
    Re hand tightening thing this is what my hand looks like completely relaxed which is apparently not normal

    57bcucgwl9sd.jpeg

    My mom says it’s due to some genetic thing ppl with north European genes get

    Better than the claw!

    "I will write your name in the ruin of them. I will paint you across history in the color of their blood."

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  • DoodmannDoodmann Registered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    also Doodmann I think bowen is making a pass at you right now

    yeah, he came on a little strong. but on the other had a/s/l amirite?!

    Whippy wrote: »
    nope nope nope nope abort abort talk about anime
    I like to ART
  • SealSeal Registered User regular
    the claw?

  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    that's NOT normal? ruh roh

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  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    watching starcraft and they're going into first person view way more often than they do in other tournaments. it almost gives me motion sickness watching how fast they play.

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  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    navgoose wrote: »
    You pull their hair

    daddy

  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    navgoose wrote: »
    You pull their hair

    daddy

    *swipes left*

  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    EM you're still on thin ice from the cookie monster joke

  • VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    Is swiping left good or bad?

  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    nexuscrawler wrote: »
    EM you're still on thin ice from the cookie monster joke

    Cookies are best when thinly iced

  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    VishNub wrote: »
    Is swiping left good or bad?

    Depends on how lonely you feel later that day.

  • SealSeal Registered User regular
    VishNub wrote: »
    Is swiping left good or bad?
    left banishes the other party to the shadow realm I think

  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    nexuscrawler wrote: »
    EM you're still on thin ice from the cookie monster joke

    Aesthetically, I would hope cookie monsters nipples are black like oreos. Imagine fresh lil pink nips under that blue fur. Or even worse, scarlet.

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  • VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    but left means no thanks?

  • GethGeth Legion Perseus VeilRegistered User, Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    This thread is no longer active, and will be recycled.
    On average, this thread was careening by at warp 2

    @Variable will create the new thread
    @Variable is backup

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