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  • SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    The Frozen 2 trailer was real good. Zero words! Just rad visuals!

  • NecoNeco In My Restless Dreams Registered User regular
    Disney more like BISMEY

  • descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    🧘‍♂️ I await geths judgment namaste

  • SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    Division 2 reviews so far seem to be positive. I am itching for Thursday night! I have friday off so I'm gonna be rocking around D.C. all weekend

  • KrathoonKrathoon Registered User regular
    Disney owns the Muppets, but they people don't like them anymore.

  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    Elki wrote: »
    Aioua wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    Man, it’s competitive out there. Also, parents are continuing to go crazy.
    Prosecutors say parents paid an admissions consultant $25 million from 2011 through February 2019 to bribe coaches and administrators to label their children as recruited athletes to boost their chances of getting into schools.

    Prosecutors allege that fake athletic profiles were also made to make students look like strong high school athletes when they actually weren’t.

    Uh, isn't $25MM the kind of donation that gets your kid's application "re-evaulated" pretty easily?
    Why run some elaborate athletics grift?

    I think $25 M is the sum of all payments, looks like individual bribes were in the six figure range

    which is still a lot but prob not enough for a "legit" entry

    Apologies for the text in picture for format.



    It’s hilarious to me, thinking of the families rich and desperate enough for prestige school admissions for their children, but not so rich they can legally buy their way in. The half million bribe purgatory.

    i write three times better than this guy and i don't make 3 mil a year

    FUCK

  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    I live in a duplex and one of our neighbors got a puppy, and for some reason it gets shut in the room that shares a wall with my room for hours periodically, where it barks/whines/screeches itself hoarse and then makes horrible bark choke noises and it is terrible :(((

    Are they crate training or something like that? Because it sucks and there is a period the dog just whines while you start it as you get them use to the crate off and on.

    I don't know. I don't know how long you're supposed to put the puppy in the crate to start out. Four+ hours? If that's what they're doing then today it's been in it since 8am which is five and a half

    This is not how you crate train a dog, if that's what they're doing, afaik

    If you just let the dog "cry it out" instead of making the crate appealing, it will not enjoy the comfort of its own spot

    If they're just leaving a puppy alone for hours, they probably shouldn't have a puppy?

    There is a small amount of "cry it out" but you also reward going in and coming out. And you build up the time in the crate as it goes on. Also a lot of my training is in the evening towards bed so they treat the crate as their sleeping place. It helps a lot.

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  • wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    “Here at Disney, we have believe in empowerment, diversity, and-”

    “So when are you going to introduce an L, G, B or T animated character. Queer coded villains don’t count.”

    “Ahem. EMPOWERMENT. DIVERSITY. MODERN VALUES”

  • KrathoonKrathoon Registered User regular
    I never got to see Captain EO at Epcot. Watched it on the internet.

  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Frozen 2: Absolute Zero
    Frozen 2: Frostbite
    Frozen 2: Wind Chill

  • Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User, Moderator, Administrator admin
    I do desperately want to see the production of "Hunchback of Notre Dame" Disney musical that Feral was talking about, where Quasimodo is deaf, and they feature that quite heavily throughout. I was particularly moved when they had a deaf cast in "Spring Awakening". That was a pretty amazing production.

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  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    just give the people what they want

    cast beautiful people as jasmine and aladdin and then they just fuck the whole movie

    there now we have a product with a reason to exist

    The internet has taught me that a lot of people want to see Jafar fuck and use that magic rod he had that hypnotized people and is not a euphemism for his penis.

  • Havelock2.0Havelock2.0 What are you? Some kind of half-assed astronaut?Registered User regular
    edited March 2019
    We have arrived, and it is now that we perform our charge. In fealty to the God-Emperor, our undying Lord, and by the grace of the Golden Throne, I declare Exterminatus upon the Imperial Thread of [Chat]. I hereby sign the death warrant of an entire thread, and consign a million butts to oblivion. May Imperial Justice account in all balance. The Emperor Protects.

    Havelock2.0 on
    You go in the cage, cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Shark's in the water, our shark.
  • Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User, Moderator, Administrator admin
    Organichu wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    Aioua wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    Man, it’s competitive out there. Also, parents are continuing to go crazy.
    Prosecutors say parents paid an admissions consultant $25 million from 2011 through February 2019 to bribe coaches and administrators to label their children as recruited athletes to boost their chances of getting into schools.

    Prosecutors allege that fake athletic profiles were also made to make students look like strong high school athletes when they actually weren’t.

    Uh, isn't $25MM the kind of donation that gets your kid's application "re-evaulated" pretty easily?
    Why run some elaborate athletics grift?

    I think $25 M is the sum of all payments, looks like individual bribes were in the six figure range

    which is still a lot but prob not enough for a "legit" entry

    Apologies for the text in picture for format.



    It’s hilarious to me, thinking of the families rich and desperate enough for prestige school admissions for their children, but not so rich they can legally buy their way in. The half million bribe purgatory.

    i write three times better than this guy and i don't make 3 mil a year

    FUCK
    I think that's a transcript from a wiretap or recording.

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  • KrathoonKrathoon Registered User regular
    It sounds like Epcot needs a good remodeling.

  • SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    edited March 2019
    Couscous wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    just give the people what they want

    cast beautiful people as jasmine and aladdin and then they just fuck the whole movie

    there now we have a product with a reason to exist

    The internet has taught me that a lot of people want to see Jafar fuck and use that magic rod he had that hypnotized people and is not a euphemism for his penis.

    Is it too much to ask that the end of the movie with the hourglass just turn into a half hour orgy with everyone? Let Abu fuck Iago, I don't care, just get it in there.

    SniperGuy on
  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    Krathoon wrote: »
    It sounds like Epcot needs a good remodeling.

    Non-Disney corporate overlords don't want to pay the cash and Disney does not know what to do with it is the basic issue.

  • zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    Krathoon wrote: »
    It sounds like Epcot needs a good remodeling.
    Epcot kinda sucks

  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    Couscous wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    just give the people what they want

    cast beautiful people as jasmine and aladdin and then they just fuck the whole movie

    there now we have a product with a reason to exist

    The internet has taught me that a lot of people want to see Jafar fuck and use that magic rod he had that hypnotized people and is not a euphemism for his penis.

    Is it too much to ask that the end of the movie with the hourglass just turn into a half hour orgy with everyone? Let Abu fuck Iago, I don't care, just get it in there.

    Only if a person who sounds the same as the cartoon Iago voices Iago.

  • wazillawazilla Having a late dinner Registered User regular
    Hmm I think everyone in the office went to lunch without me

    Psn:wazukki
  • Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User, Moderator, Administrator admin
    wazilla wrote: »
    Hmm I think everyone in the office went to lunch without me

    Or the Rapture happened.

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  • IlpalaIlpala Just this guy, y'know TexasRegistered User regular
    It's been 48 hours, know what conversation we should have again?

    FF XIV - Qih'to Furishu (on Siren), Battle.Net - Ilpala#1975
    Switch - SW-7373-3669-3011
    Fuck Joe Manchin
  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    it's interesting to me that disney parks are notoriously LG(B?T?)-friendly and their movies almost entirely pretend like queer people don't exist

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    Hahnsoo1 wrote: »
    wazilla wrote: »
    Hmm I think everyone in the office went to lunch without me

    Or the Rapture happened.

    Please, you think even half of his coworkers would get raptured?

  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    Krathoon wrote: »
    They need a Flight of the Navigator sequel.

    They could do one that would be amazing.
    The problem which the movie seems to be overlooking when it returns Davey to 1978 is that this David Scott Freeman is now a temporal duplicate. A temporal duplicate is any matter which exists in two places at the same time because a copy of itself was moved through time to a point at which the original already exists independently.

    We see Davey 1 come back to his parents. This is the temporal duplicate Davey; he has seen the future, and returned. However, his knowledge is of a future which has been erased by his return here. His parents will not be sending Jeff out to post notices on telephone poles, because their little boy is not lost.

    For eight years, Davey's life will seem very normal to everyone. He might mention his adventure to those closest to him--a best buddy, a girlfriend--especially since his possession of the alien creature will stand as proof (and reminder). Then, one day when Davey 1 is twenty years old, an event occurs which will shake his world: Davey 2 will come home.

    http://www.mjyoung.net/time/flight.html

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  • GethGeth Legion Perseus VeilRegistered User, Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    This thread is no longer active, and will be recycled.
    On average, this thread was careening by at warp 1.4

    @Hahnsoo1 will create the new thread
    @Hahnsoo1 is backup

  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    Elendil wrote: »
    Frozen 2: Absolute Zero
    Frozen 2: Frostbite
    Frozen 2: Wind Chill

    Frozen 2: Cruise Control

  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    yesssss

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