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[Chat]mirable

WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
Please select which of the following terms best describes the new Aladdin movie:

[Chat]mirable 61 votes

Aladdindescribable
3%
PreacherMsAnthropy 2 votes
Insultan
27%
SanderJKShazkar ShadowstormbowenDarkPrimusTTODewbackCapt HowdyMimJebusUDEddyKamirozepherinknitdanKanacredeikiSummaryJudgmentInvectivusdiscrider 17 votes
Unfheiress
6%
AthenorElendilHonkHavelock2.0 4 votes
Jaffarduous
24%
QuidTetraRayFuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudAiouaArchTL DRHahnsoo1CristovalAbdhyiusCoinagemysticjuicerChanusKadokenTurambarAuralynx 15 votes
Parrotrocious
24%
MulysaSemproniusGimDoodmannHi I'm Vee!jungleroomxAegisBrodyemnmnmeTcheldorKruitePowerpuppiesSealspool32TuminChall 15 votes
Aladdinconsistent
8%
nexuscrawlerElldrenVishNubRhesus PositiveBouwsT 5 votes
Traumankey
4%
TehSpectrePlatyronya 3 votes
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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Aladdindescribable
    Finally a poll worth responding to

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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  • SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
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  • IlpalaIlpala Just this guy, y'know TexasRegistered User regular
    I snubject to this poll.

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  • bowenbowen Sup? Registered User regular
    Insultan
    Preacher wrote: »
    Finally a poll worth responding to

    you ain't never had a poll like this

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    I wanna say unfheiress but I don't wanna be reducing women down to sex objects but also I have a thing for brown skinned ladies

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  • TcheldorTcheldor Registered User regular
    Parrotrocious
    The delay in [chat] thread was worth it.

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  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    Jaffarduous
    anyways to everyone who sassed me about not knowing it is arabic
    ACTUALLY IT TAKES PLACE IN CHINA IN THE ORIGINAL STORY
    and Disney just kind of mashed all that shit up

  • TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    Insultan
    The real life King(Queen?) Baby has been born.
    We must celebrate the only way [Chat] knows how.
    Playing Lightning Crashes on loop

    https://youtu.be/xsJ4O-nSveg

    Bless your heart.
  • bowenbowen Sup? Registered User regular
    Insultan
    I wanna say unfheiress but I don't wanna be reducing women down to sex objects but also I have a thing for brown skinned ladies

    I know what shark and porp are gonna roleplay soon

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Aladdinconsistent
    SniperGuy wrote: »
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    captain: sploosh

  • SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    anyways to everyone who sassed me about not knowing it is arabic
    ACTUALLY IT TAKES PLACE IN CHINA IN THE ORIGINAL STORY
    and Disney just kind of mashed all that shit up

    100205_1308830543459_full_preview_featured.jpg

  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    Jaffarduous
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    anyways to everyone who sassed me about not knowing it is arabic
    ACTUALLY IT TAKES PLACE IN CHINA IN THE ORIGINAL STORY
    and Disney just kind of mashed all that shit up

    100205_1308830543459_full_preview_featured.jpg
    yes its very taj ma hal
    also not in arabia

  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Parrotrocious
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  • bowenbowen Sup? Registered User regular
    Insultan
    anyways to everyone who sassed me about not knowing it is arabic
    ACTUALLY IT TAKES PLACE IN CHINA IN THE ORIGINAL STORY
    and Disney just kind of mashed all that shit up

    Aladdin borrows form like 4 fables I think.

    It combines the Chinese street-rat Aladdin with the lamp and prince ali stories from Arabian Nights.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • credeikicredeiki Registered User regular
    Insultan
    Lol the instructor was like ‘thanks for your questions’ and then amiably punched me in the arm
    First of all fuck you, don’t touch me
    Second of all he’s clearly not pleased I’m here even though I’m occasionally tuning in and hardly participating
    Third of all literally just asking extremely basic ‘I cannot log in because you didn’t resolve the firewall issues’ and ‘hey is there a way to list the properties of a graph’ (“uhh I don’t know I use the GUI”)

    One hour

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  • TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    Insultan
    The original story takes place in China but is Middle Eastern and the writer didn't know jack shit about China so it was kind of terrible.

    Bless your heart.
  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Parrotrocious
    bowen wrote: »
    anyways to everyone who sassed me about not knowing it is arabic
    ACTUALLY IT TAKES PLACE IN CHINA IN THE ORIGINAL STORY
    and Disney just kind of mashed all that shit up

    Aladdin borrows form like 4 fables I think.

    It combines the Chinese street-rat Aladdin with the lamp and prince ali stories from Arabian Nights.

    ... so Aladdin is now an American story? USA USA!

  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    I wanna say unfheiress but I don't wanna be reducing women down to sex objects but also I have a thing for brown skinned ladies

    I know what shark and porp are gonna roleplay soon

    hahaah you think I haven't asked already

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  • CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    Jaffarduous
    Parrotrocious is better in text but it's too hard to say

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  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Aladdinconsistent
    bowen wrote: »
    I wanna say unfheiress but I don't wanna be reducing women down to sex objects but also I have a thing for brown skinned ladies

    I know what shark and porp are gonna roleplay soon

    yeah "soon"

  • descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Unfheiress
    All of this is circumstantial evidence that Aladdin takes place in the middle east but without physical evidence I'm afraid we can't say for sure.

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  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Aladdinconsistent
    Jafar/Iago play is their new thing

  • bowenbowen Sup? Registered User regular
    Insultan
    emnmnme wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    anyways to everyone who sassed me about not knowing it is arabic
    ACTUALLY IT TAKES PLACE IN CHINA IN THE ORIGINAL STORY
    and Disney just kind of mashed all that shit up

    Aladdin borrows form like 4 fables I think.

    It combines the Chinese street-rat Aladdin with the lamp and prince ali stories from Arabian Nights.

    ... so Aladdin is now an American story? USA USA!

    Most disney fairy tales are like a really watered down whimsy version of the original ones yeah. Even Snow White.

    I think the magic lamp story showed Jinn are kind of huge fucking assholes and Prince Ali was like a crazy ass warlord (he killed a lot of people?).

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    And I am pretty sure via dress, design, and such that the Disney version is Persian at its base. Which would be a decent middle ground between China and the Arab world.

    Which the original tale is Arabic.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aladdin

    But Aladdin is Chinese or probably more likely Uyghur or some other group on the Silk Road. Top it off, it wasn't part of the original tales and was added by a French dude talking to a Syrian storyteller supposedly.

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  • BrodyBrody The Watch The First ShoreRegistered User regular
    Parrotrocious
    bowen wrote: »
    I wanna say unfheiress but I don't wanna be reducing women down to sex objects but also I have a thing for brown skinned ladies

    I know what shark and porp are gonna roleplay soon

    hahaah you think I haven't asked already

    I don't get why more sex shops don't sell offbrand Disney costumes. Its a pain having to stock up every halloween.

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  • credeikicredeiki Registered User regular
    Insultan
    Hm I actually have no idea whether that means the instructor thinks I’m male or female or how old he thinks I am

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  • SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    Jafar/Iago play is their new thing

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  • wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    edited May 2019
    I complained to Domino’s that if you search for “dominos” in iOS without the apostrophe the app won’t come up

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    I hope they take this issue seriously. Think of all those precious seconds that have been lost, seconds that could’ve been spent eating pizza

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  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    Aladdinconsistent
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    anyways to everyone who sassed me about not knowing it is arabic
    ACTUALLY IT TAKES PLACE IN CHINA IN THE ORIGINAL STORY
    and Disney just kind of mashed all that shit up

    100205_1308830543459_full_preview_featured.jpg
    yes its very taj ma hal
    also not in arabia

    Like those exaggerated onion domes are way more Eastern Orthodox architecture than Mughal architecture

    So clearly it’s actually set in Russia

    fuck gendered marketing
  • bowenbowen Sup? Registered User regular
    Insultan
    Maybe I'm mis-remembering the prince ali story but disney definitely "family washes" all their fables.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    edited May 2019
    Insultan
    Honk wrote: »
    All of this is circumstantial evidence that Aladdin takes place in the middle east but without physical evidence I'm afraid we can't say for sure.

    I mean at one point they sit on the roof of the Imperial Palace in China
    and also the Gardens of Greece ..and the actual Taj Mahal

    They could literally be anywhere

    TTODewback on
    Bless your heart.
  • PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    Parrotrocious
    Punching codes male I think?

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  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    porn videos but with youtube clickbait thumbnails

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Parrotrocious
    Coinage wrote: »
    Parrotrocious is better in text but it's too hard to say

    Pair + atrocious

  • BrodyBrody The Watch The First ShoreRegistered User regular
    Parrotrocious
    credeiki wrote: »
    Hm I actually have no idea whether that means the instructor thinks I’m male or female or how old he thinks I am

    He probably wouldn't punch you unless he was reading you as male. Age doesn't really matter in this context, because people who "playfully" arm punch are like 4 years old internally.

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  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Prince Ali is way more boring in the original tales.
    Ali
    Prince Ali (Arabic: الأمير علي‎) is a son of Sultan of the Indies. He travels to Shiraz, the capital Persia, and buys a magic perspective glass that can see for hundreds of miles.

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  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Parrotrocious
    TTODewback wrote: »
    Honk wrote: »
    All of this is circumstantial evidence that Aladdin takes place in the middle east but without physical evidence I'm afraid we can't say for sure.

    I mean at one point they sit on the roof of the Imperial Palace in China
    and also the Gardens of Greece ..and the actual Taj Mahal

    They could literally be anywhere

    :whistle: Arabian niiiights,
    Like Arabian daaaays :whistle:

  • TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    edited May 2019
    Insultan
    Kamiro wrote: »
    TTODewback wrote: »
    Honk wrote: »
    All of this is circumstantial evidence that Aladdin takes place in the middle east but without physical evidence I'm afraid we can't say for sure.

    I mean at one point they sit on the roof of the Imperial Palace in China
    and also the Gardens of Greece ..and the actual Taj Mahal

    They could literally be anywhere

    They're in Vegas, obviously

    This does check out even though the Imperial Palace in Vegas doesn't have a Chinese aesthetic
    Edit: Actually it..kind of does. It's just real half assed.

    TTODewback on
    Bless your heart.
  • TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    Insultan
    Oh they got rid of IP in 2012 it's called something else now and doesn't have that look anymore

    Bless your heart.
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