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    McHogerMcHoger Registered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Is the reason why the antagonists stands always have time powers because Araki himself is a time traveler?!?
    Because he thinks time powers are the most powerful potential powers and the end game boss should have the best powers.

    I mean the best stands would have to have time powers. That or be talking bullet friends.

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    KupiKupi Registered User regular
    Xehalus wrote: »

    On a related note:

    Click here to get your Stand name.
    For the URL-shy, it's just a link to the "Random Page" action on a Rock and Roll wiki.
    My apologies if you get a category page...

    My favorite musical instrument is the air-raid siren.
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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Kupi wrote: »
    Xehalus wrote: »

    On a related note:

    Click here to get your Stand name.
    For the URL-shy, it's just a link to the "Random Page" action on a Rock and Roll wiki.
    My apologies if you get a category page...

    My stand is uh

    New Modern Hard Rock

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    StiltsStilts Registered User regular
    Kupi wrote: »
    Xehalus wrote: »

    On a related note:

    Click here to get your Stand name.
    For the URL-shy, it's just a link to the "Random Page" action on a Rock and Roll wiki.
    My apologies if you get a category page...

    The quiz gave me Soft & Wet

    The randomized url gave me "Good Day Sunshine", which is honestly a fantastic Stand name

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    KupiKupi Registered User regular
    edited May 2019
    Stilts wrote: »
    Kupi wrote: »
    Xehalus wrote: »

    On a related note:

    Click here to get your Stand name.
    For the URL-shy, it's just a link to the "Random Page" action on a Rock and Roll wiki.
    My apologies if you get a category page...

    The quiz gave me Soft & Wet

    The randomized url gave me "Good Day Sunshine", which is honestly a fantastic Stand name

    I tried as long as I could stand it to find the original wiki that was used for this purpose when the idea of picking a random page out of a Rock and Roll wiki was used to generate stand names, but I couldn't find it-- in that version of it, I wound up with "The Hardest Part".

    I choose to interpret this as a Stand that induces lethargy in those within its range, such that it becomes increasingly difficult to move if you aren't already moving.

    The hardest part... is getting started.

    (Searching by "The Hardest Part" led me to a wiki for music videos, which has 50,000 pages compared to the rock and roll wiki's 3200. Possibly a better source for general music references.)

    Kupi on
    My favorite musical instrument is the air-raid siren.
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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Kupi wrote: »
    Xehalus wrote: »

    On a related note:

    Click here to get your Stand name.
    For the URL-shy, it's just a link to the "Random Page" action on a Rock and Roll wiki.
    My apologies if you get a category page...

    I got Venom.

    So I guess I gotta go kill peter parker, brb

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    StiltsStilts Registered User regular
    Kupi wrote: »
    Stilts wrote: »
    Kupi wrote: »
    Xehalus wrote: »

    On a related note:

    Click here to get your Stand name.
    For the URL-shy, it's just a link to the "Random Page" action on a Rock and Roll wiki.
    My apologies if you get a category page...

    The quiz gave me Soft & Wet

    The randomized url gave me "Good Day Sunshine", which is honestly a fantastic Stand name

    I tried as long as I could stand it to find the original wiki that was used for this purpose when the idea of picking a random page out of a Rock and Roll wiki was used to generate stand names, but I couldn't find it-- in that version of it, I wound up with "The Hardest Part".

    I choose to interpret this as a Stand that induces lethargy in those within its range, such that it becomes increasingly difficult to move if you aren't already moving.

    The hardest part... is getting started.

    (Searching by "The Hardest Part" led me to a wiki for music videos, which has 50,000 pages compared to the rock and roll wiki's 3200. Possibly a better source for general music references.

    That music video link gave me "Rainbow" by Kesha

    Which is a slightly worse Stand name but a song I like way more

    Now I just have to figure out what Good Day Sunshine would even do

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    P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    dang they crushed that lady to death (Editor's Note: She's fine, we promise)
    time to gird my loins and watch the worst episodes ever

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    I feel like Good Day Sunshine would provide you amazing luck but only if you stay in an area with sunlight

    the Stand user is always moving to keep in the light, and they get beaten by, I dunno, some fuckin' bullshit

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    I feel like Good Day Sunshine would provide you amazing luck but only if you stay in an area with sunlight

    the Stand user is always moving to keep in the light, and they get beaten by, I dunno, some fuckin' bullshit

    Oh, I got it.

    While you are in the sunshine you get probability powers that make everything go your way.

    And once you step into shade you get hit by all the negative karma that built up from your probability powers being used.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    miscellaneousinsanitymiscellaneousinsanity grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, i hurt peopleRegistered User regular
    i used that first link and got Pearl Jam, which, i would be extremely okay with

    previously it has been established that my actual stand would be「METAL  MACHINE  MUSIC」, a metronome that makes anything within its range dance to its beat

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    I feel like Good Day Sunshine would provide you amazing luck but only if you stay in an area with sunlight

    the Stand user is always moving to keep in the light, and they get beaten by, I dunno, some fuckin' bullshit

    Oh, I got it.

    While you are in the sunshine you get probability powers that make everything go your way.

    And once you step into shade you get hit by all the negative karma that built up from your probability powers being used.

    Aha, but I wanted you to trap me in the shade because

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    StiltsStilts Registered User regular
    edited May 2019
    Moriveth wrote: »
    I feel like Good Day Sunshine would provide you amazing luck but only if you stay in an area with sunlight

    the Stand user is always moving to keep in the light, and they get beaten by, I dunno, some fuckin' bullshit

    Oh, I got it.

    While you are in the sunshine you get probability powers that make everything go your way.

    And once you step into shade you get hit by all the negative karma that built up from your probability powers being used.

    Okay, yeah, that's really good

    Stilts on
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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    I feel like Good Day Sunshine would provide you amazing luck but only if you stay in an area with sunlight

    the Stand user is always moving to keep in the light, and they get beaten by, I dunno, some fuckin' bullshit

    Oh, I got it.

    While you are in the sunshine you get probability powers that make everything go your way.

    And once you step into shade you get hit by all the negative karma that built up from your probability powers being used.

    Aha, but I wanted you to trap me in the shade because

    "The negative karma is heading right here! WHERE YOU ARE STANDING"
    "NANIIIIII"

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    I do wish they explained what was up with the alien guy in DiU

    I assume he's just a nut and is actually just a dude who likes to pretend to be an alien, but maybe Araki wanted him to go to space at some point too

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    Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    one of my favorite bullshit stands is in part 8

    i forget what it's called, but the user can make any person be a source of massive gravity for one type of object

    so like josuke's just walking around and suddnely notices that he's surrounded by cactuses that keep getting closer to him

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    Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    Just gonna throw some out there:

    - Even Flow
    - Smokey Water
    - Devil Runner (I can’t believe there’s no Van Halen in the series)
    - Search & Destroy
    - Free Bird
    - Scary Monster
    - Super Creep (definitely has to be a duo with Scary Monster)
    - Seven Nation Army

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    StiltsStilts Registered User regular
    one of my favorite bullshit stands is in part 8

    i forget what it's called, but the user can make any person be a source of massive gravity for one type of object

    so like josuke's just walking around and suddnely notices that he's surrounded by cactuses that keep getting closer to him

    Man, I REALLY need to just catch up on the manga like I used to do instead of just waiting for the anime

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    Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    Stilts wrote: »
    one of my favorite bullshit stands is in part 8

    i forget what it's called, but the user can make any person be a source of massive gravity for one type of object

    so like josuke's just walking around and suddnely notices that he's surrounded by cactuses that keep getting closer to him

    Man, I REALLY need to just catch up on the manga like I used to do instead of just waiting for the anime

    i read up to the most recent stuff in part 8 about a year ago

    part of me keeps thinking that i should catch back up but then i remember that it only comes out a chapter a month and i'll be caught up in like half an hour and frustrated that there isn't more to read

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    miscellaneousinsanitymiscellaneousinsanity grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, i hurt peopleRegistered User regular
    Mr. G wrote: »
    - Scary Monster

    I have good news for you

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    Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    I understand it’s probably significantly less stressful on a guy who’s been doing this for 30 years and more than deserves to work at whatever pace he wants

    But once a month for the typical substance of a manga chapter (read: not a lot!) seems like it would be frustrating to read as an ongoing

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    I just found out that apparently there was a short manga series all about Rohan?

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    PeewiPeewi Registered User regular
    Kupi wrote: »
    Xehalus wrote: »

    On a related note:

    Click here to get your Stand name.
    For the URL-shy, it's just a link to the "Random Page" action on a Rock and Roll wiki.
    My apologies if you get a category page...

    When I use my stand 「Strictly Instrumental」, you won't be able to say a word!

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    P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    points for the villain being smart enough to still use a gun in addition to having magic stand powers
    negative a million for *gestures vaguely at everything else*

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
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    Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    P10 wrote: »
    points for the villain being smart enough to still use a gun in addition to having magic stand powers

    but enough about Hol Horse

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    Mr. G wrote: »
    P10 wrote: »
    points for the villain being smart enough to still use a gun in addition to having magic stand powers

    but enough about Hol Horse

    The gun is the stand and hol horse only cares about getting paid

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    Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited May 2019
    i'm running an RPG based on JJBA right now

    instead of song titles all the stands are named after TV shows

    some stands i've come up with that I like a lot:
    Unsolved Mysteries- a man made out of VHS tape stuffed into a trenchcoat. it can step into any video monitor and attack the people in the footage, causing the real world versions of his targets to suffer spontaneous nerve damage that reflects his attacks
    That's So Raven- a crow that emits an extreme bad luck field around itself, but it doesn't listen to its user at all and just behaves like a normal crow
    Littlest Pet Shop- a toy petshop with crab legs that captures animals and shrinks them down to keep inside itself for its user, a little girl who loves animals but isn't allowed to have pets
    The Prisoner- a ghost hanging from a noose that automatically transforms any negative emotions it senses into iron bars that try to ensnare and murder the person creating them
    Undercover Boss- a big monstrous stand, when you acknowledge that its user has authority over you, you turn into a skin suit and it creates a clone of the user to wear you. as long as she's wearing you you have no memory of being attacked by Undercover Boss but she has the power to influence your decision-making

    Speed Racer on
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    miscellaneousinsanitymiscellaneousinsanity grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, i hurt peopleRegistered User regular
    edited May 2019
    Moriveth wrote: »
    I just found out that apparently there was a short manga series all about Rohan?

    there's a couple of Rohan side stories! the main one is Thus Spoke Rohan Kishibe, two chapters of which got adapted into OVAs after the DiU anime wrapped up, but there are also manga oneshot collabs ft. the Louvre and Gucci

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    Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    I wish there was an ongoing Marvel fighting game that could have a Killer Queen skin for Black Panther

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    DaypigeonDaypigeon Registered User regular
    Kupi wrote: »

    On a related note:

    Click here to get your Stand name.
    For the URL-shy, it's just a link to the "Random Page" action on a Rock and Roll wiki.
    My apologies if you get a category page...

    hmm alright, let's try- oh no

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    EnlongEnlong Registered User regular
    i used that first link and got Pearl Jam, which, i would be extremely okay with

    previously it has been established that my actual stand would be「METAL  MACHINE  MUSIC」, a metronome that makes anything within its range dance to its beat

    I remember that! I still love that idea.

    ———————

    The random link got me [A Legal Matter], which is probably what the show-runners use to change Stand names for the English version.

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    Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    Hey why’s my boy called “Josuke 4” in All Star Battle

    I know the Jojolion guy is also called Josuke, is that why? The 4’s in the DiU ending but it never actually comes up

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    Moth 13Moth 13 Registered User regular
    edited May 2019
    I got "Fox on the Run" from that random Stand/Band Generator. That's a nice sounding one.
    Mr. G wrote: »
    Hey why’s my boy called “Josuke 4” in All Star Battle

    I know the Jojolion guy is also called Josuke, is that why? The 4’s in the DiU ending but it never actually comes up

    Basically just "Josuke from Part 4" and "Josuke from Part 8".

    Moth 13 on
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    Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    Mr. G wrote: »
    Hey why’s my boy called “Josuke 4” in All Star Battle

    I know the Jojolion guy is also called Josuke, is that why? The 4’s in the DiU ending but it never actually comes up

    Yeah it's just to differentiate them

    I think they're spelled with different characters in Japanese but that doesn't come through in English

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    EnlongEnlong Registered User regular
    Mr. G wrote: »
    Hey why’s my boy called “Josuke 4” in All Star Battle

    I know the Jojolion guy is also called Josuke, is that why? The 4’s in the DiU ending but it never actually comes up
    This is indeed the case. Jojolion Josuke is also playable, and they call him “Josuke 8”

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    Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    Semi-related, is Josuke 8 always in that sailor suit cause that seems pretty boring design wise if they’re not gonna give him a big lollipop

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    Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    Mr. G wrote: »
    Semi-related, is Josuke 8 always in that sailor suit cause that seems pretty boring design wise if they’re not gonna give him a big lollipop

    As far as I can remember he's always in the sailor suit yeah

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    miscellaneousinsanitymiscellaneousinsanity grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, i hurt peopleRegistered User regular
    edited May 2019
    Daypigeon wrote: »
    Kupi wrote: »

    On a related note:

    Click here to get your Stand name.
    For the URL-shy, it's just a link to the "Random Page" action on a Rock and Roll wiki.
    My apologies if you get a category page...

    hmm alright, let's try- oh no

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    you'll be part of a whole team of stand users, featuring the likes of 『SKILLET』, 『SWITCHFOOT』, 『CASTING CROWNS』, and 『MICHAEL W. SMITH』
    Mr. G wrote: »
    Semi-related, is Josuke 8 always in that sailor suit cause that seems pretty boring design wise if they’re not gonna give him a big lollipop

    As far as I can remember he's always in the sailor suit yeah

    his stand at least looks cool as fuck

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    KharnorKharnor Registered User regular
    My Stand, The Boys Light Up, has the power to make gardens dorseted

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    DaypigeonDaypigeon Registered User regular
    Daypigeon wrote: »
    Kupi wrote: »

    On a related note:

    Click here to get your Stand name.
    For the URL-shy, it's just a link to the "Random Page" action on a Rock and Roll wiki.
    My apologies if you get a category page...

    hmm alright, let's try- oh no

    agzxvn369ti7.png

    you'll be part of a whole team of stand users, featuring the likes of 『SKILLET』, 『SWITCHFOOT』, 『CASTING CROWNS』, and 『MICHAEL W. SMITH』
    honestly the actual worst part of this is that my brain now immediately associates the name starfield with todd howard (and also garfield)

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