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  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Bethryn wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    like everyone knows the gunblade is the height of melee weaponry but what about a gunspear
    what about a heavily armoured tank with ground and air support?

    Right, an attack helicopter is the real answer here.

  • IlpalaIlpala Just this guy, y'know TexasRegistered User regular
    What about explosion knuckles?

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  • zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    Depends on context and armor. Spears aren't great unless you have a big honkin shield, then spears are pretty great. Although a Rapier was designed for duels and single combat, but those generally were lightly armored affairs.
    Swords suck de nutz if your adversary has good armor. For someone with good armor, a honkin mace was what you want. Concussive Blugeoning damage works well when it hits metal, Newtonian physics and all.

    All in all it just depends.

  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    edited June 2019
    everyone knows that when your phone is hacked, a thing that definitely happens, that the first thing the hacker does is send your nude videos, something we all keep around, to a woman.

    this is just how hacking works. they get into your phone and they send nudes. once that's done they maybe try to drain your bank account or w/e but definitely nudes first

    Donkey Kong on
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  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    I bet I could take on an attack helicopter with a sword

    In the documentary FF7 advent children...

  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    everyone knows that when your phone is hacked, a thing that definitely happens, that the first thing the hacker does is send your nude videos, something we all keep around, to a woman.

    this is just how hacking works. they get into your phone and they send nudes. once that's done they maybe try to drain your bank account or w/e but definitely nudes first

    Yeah, they definitely pick a woman that you are probably attracted to as well, that just makes sense.

  • AthenorAthenor Battle Hardened Optimist The Skies of HiigaraRegistered User regular
    Was it Chat was talking about lantern shields a couple days ago?

    He/Him | "We who believe in freedom cannot rest." - Dr. Johnetta Cole, 7/22/2024
  • DoodmannDoodmann Registered User regular
    Warhammmer with an axe blade on the back seems like the best of both worlds. Is that just a hailbird?

    Also how are the connections going Winky? That's the real question. Have you found someone that will properly crush your skull between their thighs?

    Whippy wrote: »
    nope nope nope nope abort abort talk about anime
    I like to ART
  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    like everyone knows the gunblade is the height of melee weaponry but what about a gunspear

    Historical records (shown below) show that King Arthur had a knight who had a gunspear

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USUucZVnno0

  • Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    "Okay, but if your phone was hacked, why do you keep staring into the camera and saying her name over and over?"

    "It was just a joke, bro, it's not like I was gonna actually send it."

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    like everyone knows the gunblade is the height of melee weaponry but what about a gunspear
    bloodborne did it

  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    like everyone knows the gunblade is the height of melee weaponry but what about a gunspear

    Or the harpoon axe

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    i was under the impression that jerking off and recording it and then sending it to women i am attracted to is how you get rid of a phone virus

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    Athenor wrote: »
    Was it Chat was talking about lantern shields a couple days ago?

    I saw a big ol' thing about it on Imgur a few days ago. Dunno if it made it's way to [chat].

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  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Doodmann wrote: »
    Warhammmer with an axe blade on the back seems like the best of both worlds. Is that just a hailbird?

    Also how are the connections going Winky? That's the real question. Have you found someone that will properly crush your skull between their thighs?

    I literally only use tinder to see who I get matched to. If I'm feeling really saucy I will respond to a message once, and then never again.

    I'll be honest I have a very hard time getting motivated to attempt actual dates with people. I generally just meet people at parties and then submit to inevitable bone gravity and/or lock myself in my apartment and hermit it out for months/years at a time.

  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck Registered User regular
    me: explains cultist simulator to a coworker
    also me: sounds like a lunatic

  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    i was under the impression that jerking off and recording it and then sending it to women i am attracted to is how you get rid of a phone virus

    The hackers hacked my brain, actually.

  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited June 2019
    what about a rocket axe

    Elendil on
  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    No details but this just got announced?
    Vampire: The Masquerade - Coteries of New York presents the conflict between two vampiric factions: the traditionalist Camarilla and the fiercely independent Anarchs among the iconic landmarks and night lights of The Big Apple. It's a unique, atmospheric, single-player narrative experience, set in a rich, fully licensed, globally recognized universe of Vampire: The Masquerade 5th Edition. Coming Q4 2019 to PC and Nintendo Switch.

  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    me: explains cultist simulator to a coworker
    also me: sounds like a lunatic

    There is no good way to tell people you are having fun pretending to be in a cult.

    "Hey, you should try it!"

  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    me: explains cultist simulator to a coworker
    also me: sounds like a lunatic

    did you have that realization partway through explaining? that's the best

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Athenor wrote: »
    Was it Chat was talking about lantern shields a couple days ago?

    dark souls did it

  • NEO|PhyteNEO|Phyte They follow the stars, bound together. Strands in a braid till the end.Registered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    what about a rocket axe

    No no no, Thor has the axe, Rocket uses guns.

    It was that somehow, from within the derelict-horror, they had learned a way to see inside an ugly, broken thing... And take away its pain.
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  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Vampire: The Masquerade - Coteries of New York

    There is way too much punctuation going on in this title

  • DemonStaceyDemonStacey TTODewback's Daughter In love with the TaySwayRegistered User regular
    No details but this just got announced?
    Vampire: The Masquerade - Coteries of New York presents the conflict between two vampiric factions: the traditionalist Camarilla and the fiercely independent Anarchs among the iconic landmarks and night lights of The Big Apple. It's a unique, atmospheric, single-player narrative experience, set in a rich, fully licensed, globally recognized universe of Vampire: The Masquerade 5th Edition. Coming Q4 2019 to PC and Nintendo Switch.


    How many different teams do they have working on games at the same time right now?

  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck Registered User regular
    I am interested in a tightly focused game about being a vampire and striving against your vampire rivals!

  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    I am at a company office instead of the government one this morning for a meeting in 30 minutes. It took me 40 minutes to get my damn computer working here between resets, crashing outlook, and just freezing.

    *sigh*

    u7stthr17eud.png
  • zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    No details but this just got announced?
    Vampire: The Masquerade - Coteries of New York presents the conflict between two vampiric factions: the traditionalist Camarilla and the fiercely independent Anarchs among the iconic landmarks and night lights of The Big Apple. It's a unique, atmospheric, single-player narrative experience, set in a rich, fully licensed, globally recognized universe of Vampire: The Masquerade 5th Edition. Coming Q4 2019 to PC and Nintendo Switch.


    How many different teams do they have working on games at the same time right now?
    I mean, I'm glad Paradox Interactive is doing things with the property, I have high hopes for their purchase of Hairbrained Schemes as well, maybe we'll get another shadowrun returns?

  • JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    I bet I could take on an attack helicopter with a sword

    In the documentary FF7 advent children...

    How many dogs could you fight with a baton though?

    and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
    but they're listening to every word I say
  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    WOKE UP THIS MORNING
    YOU GOT YOURSELF A SPEAR
    YE YE YE
    GOT YOURSELF A SPEAR

    Yo I'm living in this time before invented nines
    I got mine I hope you

    PSN: Honkalot
  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    JebusUD wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    I bet I could take on an attack helicopter with a sword

    In the documentary FF7 advent children...

    How many dogs could you fight with a baton though?

    I could take on like 80 pugs

  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    I hope they release a fancy version for Switch. never played VTM and I'd love to play it, probably on switch either way but for sure if there's some special edition I can salivate over.

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  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    edited June 2019
    It sucks that the Labrys is a fascist symbol because being an axe lesbian would be great.

    Edit: This organization could not have been more fascisty.
    Ordine Nuovo (Italian for "New Order"), (full name Centro Studi Ordine Nuovo, "New Order Scholarship Center") was an Italian far right cultural and extra-parliamentary political and paramilitary organization founded by Pino Rauti in 1956. It had been the most important extra-parliamentary far-right organization of the post-war Italian republic.
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    The organization, considered as an attempt at reforming the Fascist Party (banned by the Constitution), was forcibly dissolved by the Italian government in 1973. Remaining elements of the group formed the Ordine Nero (Black Order) in 1974.
    I assume the argument they were an attempt to create a new fascist party amounted to "look at the name and their freaking flag."

    Couscous on
  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    I am at a company office instead of the government one this morning for a meeting in 30 minutes. It took me 40 minutes to get my damn computer working here between resets, crashing outlook, and just freezing.

    *sigh*
    zepherin wrote: »
    No details but this just got announced?
    Vampire: The Masquerade - Coteries of New York presents the conflict between two vampiric factions: the traditionalist Camarilla and the fiercely independent Anarchs among the iconic landmarks and night lights of The Big Apple. It's a unique, atmospheric, single-player narrative experience, set in a rich, fully licensed, globally recognized universe of Vampire: The Masquerade 5th Edition. Coming Q4 2019 to PC and Nintendo Switch.


    How many different teams do they have working on games at the same time right now?
    I mean, I'm glad Paradox Interactive is doing things with the property, I have high hopes for their purchase of Hairbrained Schemes as well, maybe we'll get another shadowrun returns?

    Maybe?

    They are releasing a full expansion to Battletech I think this week.

    u7stthr17eud.png
  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    No details but this just got announced?
    Vampire: The Masquerade - Coteries of New York presents the conflict between two vampiric factions: the traditionalist Camarilla and the fiercely independent Anarchs among the iconic landmarks and night lights of The Big Apple. It's a unique, atmospheric, single-player narrative experience, set in a rich, fully licensed, globally recognized universe of Vampire: The Masquerade 5th Edition. Coming Q4 2019 to PC and Nintendo Switch.


    How many different teams do they have working on games at the same time right now?

    there are 4 WoD games

    this, a Werewolf game, the Paradox one and one from the Devs of "The Council"

  • DoodmannDoodmann Registered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    Doodmann wrote: »
    Warhammmer with an axe blade on the back seems like the best of both worlds. Is that just a hailbird?

    Also how are the connections going Winky? That's the real question. Have you found someone that will properly crush your skull between their thighs?

    I literally only use tinder to see who I get matched to. If I'm feeling really saucy I will respond to a message once, and then never again.

    I'll be honest I have a very hard time getting motivated to attempt actual dates with people. I generally just meet people at parties and then submit to inevitable bone gravity and/or lock myself in my apartment and hermit it out for months/years at a time.

    Ah yes, I too use this method to...mixed results.

    Whippy wrote: »
    nope nope nope nope abort abort talk about anime
    I like to ART
  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    Has anybody in the history of the universe ever reacted positively to unsolicited nudes?

    The advice is and has always been a perfectly unambiguous "do not send", without exception, for all time. Plus, if your clothed body isn't alluring enough, what is your naked body gonna do that isn't worse?

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
  • JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    What's with all of these "brush all teeth simultaneously" kickstarter gadgets I keep seeing?

    Who supports this crap?

    and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
    but they're listening to every word I say
  • bowenbowen Sup? Registered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    everyone knows that when your phone is hacked, a thing that definitely happens, that the first thing the hacker does is send your nude videos, something we all keep around, to a woman.

    this is just how hacking works. they get into your phone and they send nudes. once that's done they maybe try to drain your bank account or w/e but definitely nudes first

    Yeah, they definitely pick a woman that you are probably attracted to as well, that just makes sense.

    y'all are joking and dunking on thirsty dudes, I get that

    but, also, yes, bad actors like to get blackmail material and extort people with nudes and all kinds of compromising material. Generally they don't just fire it off all willy nilly though. Gotta wring out some money first.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • DoodmannDoodmann Registered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    I am at a company office instead of the government one this morning for a meeting in 30 minutes. It took me 40 minutes to get my damn computer working here between resets, crashing outlook, and just freezing.

    *sigh*

    Is this *private business efficiency*?

    Whippy wrote: »
    nope nope nope nope abort abort talk about anime
    I like to ART
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