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  • zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    Kamiro wrote: »
    zepherin wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    Trace wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    Burnage wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    “I before E” seems like the kind of thing a country schoolmarm came up with in 1875 because it rhymed and made them feel clever

    Is this not how teaching works?

    I mean, yeah, at least in many parts of America

    I noticed in high school that there was a contingent of teachers who got off on showing just how much more wise and smarter than the students they were.

    I had a teacher in high school that was absolutely positive the Chinese Army was going to invade the US any day now
    I had a doomsday preppers as my computer science teacher in college, this was before preppers was a show. He was convinced we would run out of oil in the next 10 years and the government was lying about it.

    Yes, hello, this was my uncle

    He would bring all sorts of charts and graphs to our family reunions
    Yeah, this fella had a Texas ranch, and all sorts of interesting advice on what to do where to go, and where not to go.

  • BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    To be fair, kids are dumb af and if I was a teacher I would be constantly in their face yelling BOOYAH whenever they got something wrong. Repeating their wrong answers in a silly singsong voice and throwing up loser signs.

  • TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
    White
    I do like the fact that after reading about cricket and watching bits and bobs of it over the last few days, one of the first matches I really watched wound up breaking records.

    I like record breaking.

  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    edited June 2019
    Kamiro wrote: »
    What’s the procedure?

    Injecting dye to see where his heart might be blocked then going up through his leg to clear out the blockage

    bloodyroarxx on
  • VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    edited June 2019
    Buttercream
    Nothing

    VishNub on
  • VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    Buttercream
    Patient has not been to Colorado recently

  • BrodyBrody The Watch The First ShoreRegistered User regular
    White
    So, from a conversation at work the other day. Can human flesh be marketed as organic?

    "I will write your name in the ruin of them. I will paint you across history in the color of their blood."

    The Monster Baru Cormorant - Seth Dickinson

    Steam: Korvalain
  • zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    To be fair, kids are dumb af and if I was a teacher I would be constantly in their face yelling BOOYAH whenever they got something wrong. Repeating their wrong answers in a silly singsong voice and throwing up loser signs.
    Classic English schooling I see.

    The worst of the students would play Rugby in the masters game I assume?

  • SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    White
    Kamiro wrote: »
    Brody wrote: »
    So, from a conversation at work the other day. Can human flesh be marketed as organic?

    Depends on their diet. Are they American? Then probably not

    Lol

    Let me go get a pack of Sainsbury's bangers, hold on

  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    isn't it a little early for cannibalism chat

  • zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    isn't it a little early for cannibalism chat
    If your going to partake a full English breakfast made with an English man is a good way to start.

  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    on that note tape made he hear about this thing the other day

    https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/sourtoe-cocktail

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Buttercream
    the complete mnemonic is "I before E, except after C, unless the word rhymes with 'weigh'", which covers a lot more exceptions but is starting to get convoluted to the point where maybe it's not a simple as a catchy mnemonic because English is a bastard language

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    White
    Chanus wrote: »
    the complete mnemonic is "I before E, except after C, unless the word rhymes with 'weigh'", which covers a lot more exceptions but is starting to get convoluted to the point where maybe it's not a simple as a catchy mnemonic because English is a bastard language

    Look

    You cannot Kobe the grammar

    You need to Yeet the grammar

  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    Buttercream
    Just look up how to spell words, for God's sake

  • BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    isn't it a little early for cannibalism chat

    lol noooooope

  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    Buttercream
    Kamiro wrote: »
    Chanus, how’s satisfactory?

    Eponymous, I'd imagine.

  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Kamiro wrote: »
    Chanus, how’s satisfactory?

    Eponymous, I'd imagine.

    jfc

  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    White
    Just look up how to spell words, for God's sake

    You mean use spell check right?

    It will always give you the right answer.

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  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    This is the part of the conversation where I start casually dousing the room in gasoline

  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Just look up how to spell words, for God's sake

    You mean use spell check right?

    It will always give you the right answer.

    What if you're like me and spell so poorly you confuse the spell check?

  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    White
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Just look up how to spell words, for God's sake

    You mean use spell check right?

    It will always give you the right answer.

    What if you're like me and spell so poorly you confuse the spell check?

    Google.

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  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Just look up how to spell words, for God's sake

    You mean use spell check right?

    It will always give you the right answer.

    What if you're like me and spell so poorly you confuse the spell check?

    Google.

    You sorely underestimate my incompetence

  • BrodyBrody The Watch The First ShoreRegistered User regular
    White
    Its never too early for cannabilism chat.

    "I will write your name in the ruin of them. I will paint you across history in the color of their blood."

    The Monster Baru Cormorant - Seth Dickinson

    Steam: Korvalain
  • zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    BBQ made with a Texan would be a nice late lunch.

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  • BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    edited June 2019
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Just look up how to spell words, for God's sake

    You mean use spell check right?

    It will always give you the right answer.

    What if you're like me and spell so poorly you confuse the spell check?

    Google.

    You sorely underestimate my incompetence

    Did you mean: You sorely understimulate my incontinence

    Burnage on
  • SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    White
    zepherin wrote: »
    BBQ made with a Texan would be a nice late lunch.

    No sauce tho

    I'd be down for a Georgian, I do like mustard

  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    White
    zepherin wrote: »
    BBQ made with a Texan would be a nice late lunch.

    The marbling on a southerner must be divine.

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  • VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    Buttercream
    @Kamiro

    Can you delete your quote of me before the thread gets locked

  • GethGeth Legion Perseus VeilRegistered User, Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    This thread is no longer active, and will be recycled.
    On average, this thread was careening by at warp 1.2

    @nexuscrawler will create the new thread
    @nexuscrawler is backup

  • BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    You have to imagine regular cannibals have favourite kids of human meat. What nationality of person tastes the best? What diet results in the most flavourful cuts?

  • EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator, Administrator admin
    Vanguard wrote: »
    ANIME ANIME ANIME

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