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10 minutes is too long to not have a [MOVIES] thread

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    From Make-A-Wish New Jersey: "Emily wished to meet her favorite actor, Keanu Reeves, on the set of Bill & Ted Face The Music! "It was an unbelievable day," her mom says. "She hasn't been this happy in months! Keanu seemed to be having as much fun with Emily as she was with him."

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    Man that's super nice of them, though I always wonder if its hard on a famous person to meet someone who's dying and its their wish to meet them. Like that's got to fuck with your head "what if I'm not the person they expected and they die thinking 'man that guys was an asshole'"

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    I think it would be really hard to deal with, yeah. But goddamn if it wouldn't make you want to give that kid the best day ever.

  • ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    I do wonder if it fucks up someone like John Cena, who has now seen and interacted with more kids with terminal illnesses than most doctors probably have

    Whatever else that guy's done I'll never stop admiring that

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom try The Substance it changed my lifeRegistered User regular
  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    That is a coward's Bigfoot design

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  • SnicketysnickSnicketysnick The Greatest Hype Man in WesterosRegistered User regular
    That's just Travis McElroy

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  • ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    I want to make it clear before I say this that I have absolutely no problem with furries and kind of consider myself furry-curious

    That raccoon makes me very uncomfortable

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  • GrisloGrislo Registered User regular
    That's just Travis McElroy

    Wait, so the kid is someone famous?

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  • ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    Grislo wrote: »
    That's just Travis McElroy

    Wait, so the kid is someone famous?

    either that or someone who paid to have a photo taken with him

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom try The Substance it changed my lifeRegistered User regular
    I want to make it clear before I say this that I have absolutely no problem with furries and kind of consider myself furry-curious

    That raccoon makes me very uncomfortable

  • GustavGustav Friend of Goats Somewhere in the OzarksRegistered User regular
    is that bigfoot wearing jeans

    did bigfoot stroll into a jeans store buck ass naked and plop down ten acorns and say "gimme your best pair of jeans"

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  • GustavGustav Friend of Goats Somewhere in the OzarksRegistered User regular
    Since it's 4d are we gunna finally figure out the aroma of a bigfoot

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  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    I want to make it clear before I say this that I have absolutely no problem with furries and kind of consider myself furry-curious

    That raccoon makes me very uncomfortable

    Look I've been on the internet long enough to know that will do nothing to deter the ravenous hordes

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  • GustavGustav Friend of Goats Somewhere in the OzarksRegistered User regular
    It just pivots it to a different ravenous horde if anything

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    Gustav wrote: »
    Since it's 4d are we gunna finally figure out the aroma of a bigfoot

    gus, you have smelled a goddamn skunk ape and you know it

  • astrobstrdastrobstrd So full of mercy... Registered User regular
    Gustav wrote: »
    is that bigfoot wearing jeans

    did bigfoot stroll into a jeans store buck ass naked and plop down ten acorns and say "gimme your best pair of jeans"

    He just stole them off a laundry line like Jason Vorhees, because that boy would lose his mind if he saw the non-Euclidian mess of a hog he's sporting.

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  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Gustav wrote: »
    Since it's 4d are we gunna finally figure out the aroma of a bigfoot

    gus, you have smelled a goddamn skunk ape and you know it
    Skunk Apes aren't native to The Hills

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  • GustavGustav Friend of Goats Somewhere in the OzarksRegistered User regular
    I just read the synopsis and that is no bigfoot. That is a scientist who worked for an evil hair product corporation who got mutated
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Gustav wrote: »
    Since it's 4d are we gunna finally figure out the aroma of a bigfoot

    gus, you have smelled a goddamn skunk ape and you know it

    Wrong part of Arkansas

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  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Gustav wrote: »
    I just read the synopsis and that is no bigfoot. That is a scientist who worked for an evil hair product corporation who got mutated
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Gustav wrote: »
    Since it's 4d are we gunna finally figure out the aroma of a bigfoot

    gus, you have smelled a goddamn skunk ape and you know it

    Wrong part of Arkansas
    No it is a bigfoot

    The synopsis says he is on the run from HAIRCO because he got special hairy DNA

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    as a red headed hirsute man I fully endorse this new sexy bigfoot

  • GustavGustav Friend of Goats Somewhere in the OzarksRegistered User regular
    Ok. I'm clearly trying to procrastinate work today but

    this 'bigfoot' was designed with fuckability in mind and you can't convince me otherwise.

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  • Kevin CristKevin Crist I make the devil hit his knees and say the 'our father'Registered User regular
    Gustav wrote: »
    I just read the synopsis and that is no bigfoot. That is a scientist who worked for an evil hair product corporation who got mutated

    Cowards.

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  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Oh wow yeah thats a pretty fuckable Bigfoot

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  • GustavGustav Friend of Goats Somewhere in the OzarksRegistered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Gustav wrote: »
    I just read the synopsis and that is no bigfoot. That is a scientist who worked for an evil hair product corporation who got mutated
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Gustav wrote: »
    Since it's 4d are we gunna finally figure out the aroma of a bigfoot

    gus, you have smelled a goddamn skunk ape and you know it

    Wrong part of Arkansas
    No it is a bigfoot

    The synopsis says he is on the run from HAIRCO because he got special hairy DNA

    I posit that there is much more to Bigfoot than being hairy

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    do you see his dick at least

  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Gustav wrote: »
    Ok. I'm clearly trying to procrastinate work today but

    this 'bigfoot' was designed with fuckability in mind and you can't convince me otherwise.

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    This does have a very 2019 sunglasses model aesthetic.

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Gustav wrote: »
    Ok. I'm clearly trying to procrastinate work today but

    this 'bigfoot' was designed with fuckability in mind and you can't convince me otherwise.

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    And it's working!

  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    I would argue that most of the animals in the poster are currently looking to fuck that Bigfoot

  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Gustav wrote: »
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Gustav wrote: »
    I just read the synopsis and that is no bigfoot. That is a scientist who worked for an evil hair product corporation who got mutated
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Gustav wrote: »
    Since it's 4d are we gunna finally figure out the aroma of a bigfoot

    gus, you have smelled a goddamn skunk ape and you know it

    Wrong part of Arkansas
    No it is a bigfoot

    The synopsis says he is on the run from HAIRCO because he got special hairy DNA

    I posit that there is much more to Bigfoot than being hairy
    Oh I agree, the filmmakers are cowards and should fully embrace the Squatch traditions

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  • GustavGustav Friend of Goats Somewhere in the OzarksRegistered User regular
    At the very least the title gives away that this bigfoot fucks

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  • ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    hey what is nWave

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Straightzi wrote: »
    I would argue that most of the animals in the poster are currently looking to fuck that Bigfoot

    That bear has sex eyes

  • Kevin CristKevin Crist I make the devil hit his knees and say the 'our father'Registered User regular
    hey what is nWave

    Belgium animation studio.

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  • GustavGustav Friend of Goats Somewhere in the OzarksRegistered User regular
    I hope they get to the Children of Nessie so we can find out if she's a smilf

    sea monster i'd like to fuck of course
    I know loch ness is a lake fuck you

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Gustav wrote: »
    I hope they get to the Children of Nessie so we can find out if she's a smilf

    sea monster i'd like to fuck of course
    I know loch ness is a lake fuck you

    Dude. Loch Ness is a lake. It's right in the name!

  • 3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    Lochs are fed by the sea so she could just be a sea monster who hangs out there but originally came from the ocean!

  • GustavGustav Friend of Goats Somewhere in the OzarksRegistered User regular
    @Rorshach Kringle is that Bigfoot a hunk this is your area of expertise

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  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Is this movie actually just Book 17 in the Cum for Bigfoot series?

    I'm pretty sure she gave birth to some little Bigfoots back in like, book five or six, so the timeline does seem to check out, but I'm not up to date on any of the current stuff.

  • Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Cybertronian Paranormal Eliminator Registered User regular
    Remember that politician who got linked to bigfoot porn.

  • GustavGustav Friend of Goats Somewhere in the OzarksRegistered User regular
    I. I do not

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