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[Chat] is RUINED FOREVER?! UTTERLY DESTROYED?! Slightly Inconvenient? OWNED?!

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  • CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    wandering wrote: »
    Let us all strive to be as wondrous and lovely as the human dick
    I don't know, it seems like if that were true we would be allowed to post pictures of our penis

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  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    I can't read the text but skimmed a quick article on it.

    https://heart.bmj.com/content/early/2019/08/16/heartjnl-2019-314999

    There is a correlation between napping and reduced cardiovascular events.

    I feel we should get at least two paid daily naps a week at work with this research.
    Don’t feel guilty about sneaking in a nap now and then: It might be good for your heart. People who napped once or twice a week were 48 percent less likely than non-nappers to face serious cardiovascular problems — heart attack, stroke, heart failure — according to new research. The findings, published in the journal Heart, were based on nearly 3,500 adults, ages 35 to 75, who were tracked for about five years. How long people napped each time made no difference, and napping more frequently than a couple times a week did not improve the results. Sleep experts generally agree that a ­20-minute nap is all that most people need to feel refreshed and less stressed. Napping longer means waking from a deeper sleep and that can leave someone feeling groggy or fuzzy-headed. Napping late in the day also is not recommended because it can mar nighttime sleeping. The recommended amount of sleep for most adults is at least seven hours a night, with an hour or two more for people 61 and older. According to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, more than a third of Americans regularly get too little sleep. That can lead to chronic health problems, including diabetes, high blood pressure and heart disease, according to experts at Harvard Medical School’s Division of Sleep Medicine.

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  • CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    Maybe people with the courage to nap regardless of society's judgement just live more relaxed lifestyles

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    EddyDonnictonshrykeKristmas KthulhuRhesus Positive
  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    If they pay me to nap I probably won’t want to do it though

    PSN: Honkalot
    Eddy
  • 21stCentury21stCentury A lovely pixel artist and gamecrafter [They/Them]Registered User regular
    cB557 wrote: »
    Honestly, what counts as being a dick does vary wildly between social groups.

    i used to hang on a forum with one rule "Don't be an ass hat, i will ban".

    Everyone there was a dick, though, because the definition was so lax.

    Feral
  • CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
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    melty boi

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    HonkMazzyxShazkar ShadowstormRchanenFeralAegisDonnictonskippydumptruckknitdanMimWinkyKristmas KthulhuInfamyDeferredRhesus PositiveSnicketysnick
  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    Think of airline seats as affirmative action for us short people thank you for coming to my Ted talk

    poo
    EddyVanguardArch
  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    I had dim sum, a yuzu cream puff, and returned to the only legitimate gelato place in the city imo

    And then I was drunk off carbs and went shopping oops

    poo
  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    I have been lazy today and not eaten a lot.

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  • syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    The battery life on this new phone is legit. Been using it off and on all day, no charger, played a pretty graphically intensive game for a bit and it is still at 80% as of 6:30pm.

    The camera upgrade is nice but this is probably the biggest upgrade for the device.

    SW-4158-3990-6116
    Let's play Mario Kart or something...
    ElkiRhesus Positive
  • wanderingwandering Registered User regular
    Coinage wrote: »
    wandering wrote: »
    Let us all strive to be as wondrous and lovely as the human dick
    I don't know, it seems like if that were true we would be allowed to post pictures of our penis
    picture of penis beneath spoiler
    xexhrx4awjgj.jpg

    syndalisKristmas Kthulhu
  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Subverting expectations

    PSN: Honkalot
    P10
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    I can't read the text but skimmed a quick article on it.

    https://heart.bmj.com/content/early/2019/08/16/heartjnl-2019-314999

    There is a correlation between napping and reduced cardiovascular events.

    I feel we should get at least two paid daily naps a week at work with this research.
    Don’t feel guilty about sneaking in a nap now and then: It might be good for your heart. People who napped once or twice a week were 48 percent less likely than non-nappers to face serious cardiovascular problems — heart attack, stroke, heart failure — according to new research. The findings, published in the journal Heart, were based on nearly 3,500 adults, ages 35 to 75, who were tracked for about five years. How long people napped each time made no difference, and napping more frequently than a couple times a week did not improve the results. Sleep experts generally agree that a ­20-minute nap is all that most people need to feel refreshed and less stressed. Napping longer means waking from a deeper sleep and that can leave someone feeling groggy or fuzzy-headed. Napping late in the day also is not recommended because it can mar nighttime sleeping. The recommended amount of sleep for most adults is at least seven hours a night, with an hour or two more for people 61 and older. According to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, more than a third of Americans regularly get too little sleep. That can lead to chronic health problems, including diabetes, high blood pressure and heart disease, according to experts at Harvard Medical School’s Division of Sleep Medicine.

    I just woke up from a nap and saw this

    Thank you

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
    wanderingAegisVariableRchanenArchshrykeKristmas Kthulhudurandal4532Mazzyx
  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    If only I could actually fall asleep for a nap quickly enough or at all

    Well here I go bye

    poo
  • cB557cB557 voOOP Registered User regular
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    wanderingHonkRchanenArchBlameless ClericHappylilElfRhesus Positive
  • AegisAegis Not Quite TorontoRegistered User regular
    That melty dog has the face of a dog that naps.

    We'll see how long this blog lasts
    Currently DMing: None :(
    Characters
    [5e] Dural Melairkyn - AC 18 | HP 40 | Melee +5/1d8+3 | Spell +4/DC 12
  • DonnictonDonnicton Registered User regular
    Honk wrote: »
    If they pay me to nap I probably won’t want to do it though

    "This was the worst sleep study participant we ever had in the lab."

  • 21stCentury21stCentury A lovely pixel artist and gamecrafter [They/Them]Registered User regular
    edited September 2019
    cB557 wrote: »
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    Jeepers, America. Are you okay? 15 dollars for a tylenol?

    21stCentury on
    wanderingzepherinKristmas Kthulhudurandal4532Atomika
  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    my mousewheel is a little funny now. it works fine and I never use it in games but it's still annoying me that it feels weird.

    this feels like a roughly $30,000 problem

    BNet-Vari#1998 | Switch-SW 6960 6688 8388 | Steam | Twitch
    Surfpossumwandering
  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Donnicton wrote: »
    Honk wrote: »
    If they pay me to nap I probably won’t want to do it though

    "This was the worst sleep study participant we ever had in the lab."

    I can be the weird outlier that makes the stats look believable.

    PSN: Honkalot
  • ZephiranZephiran Registered User regular
    Variable wrote: »
    my mousewheel is a little funny now. it works fine and I never use it in games but it's still annoying me that it feels weird.

    this feels like a roughly $30,000 problem

    Prob got some grime or uncomfy amount of random lint down in the well.

    I'd say it's probably a simple cleaning fix if I hadn't totally fucking biffed my own cleanup operation not much more than 48 hours ago.

    Alright and in this next scene all the animals have AIDS.

    I got a little excited when I saw your ship.
    Variable
  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited September 2019
    Honk wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Honk hello hi how are you my friend

    Almost impotent but living large, how are you?

    No shame in needing boner pills my friend

    Casual Eddy on
    Elki wrote: »

    Casual Eddy: best poster 2014.
    tyrannus wrote: »
    Casual Eddy: best poster of 2015

    gotta update that stuff man
    wandering21stCenturyKristmas Kthulhu
  • CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    You should try Dr. Porkenheimer's Boner Juice

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  • durandal4532durandal4532 Registered User regular
    Zephiran wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    my mousewheel is a little funny now. it works fine and I never use it in games but it's still annoying me that it feels weird.

    this feels like a roughly $30,000 problem

    Prob got some grime or uncomfy amount of random lint down in the well.

    I'd say it's probably a simple cleaning fix if I hadn't totally fucking biffed my own cleanup operation not much more than 48 hours ago.

    My mouse is mostly good but the wheel goes up when you scroll down like 20% of the time. It's super annoying.

    Take a moment to donate what you can to Critical Resistance and Black Lives Matter.
    ZephiranWhiteZinfandel
  • wanderingwandering Registered User regular
    Honk wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Honk hello hi how are you my friend

    Almost impotent but living large, how are you?

    No shame in needing boner pills my friend
    aren't they living apart atm?

    teledildonics a better investment

    Eddy
  • zepherinzepherin Registered User regular
    Why is it I’m always super cold after sex. For like an hour after my feet and hands are always super cold.

  • shrykeshryke Member of the Beast Registered User regular
    shryke wrote: »
    people who recline airline seats:

    hitler or double ultra hitler

    The seat reclines for a reason.

    Yes but couldn't we identify hitlers some
    other way that doesn't embed my knees in a seat and cause the tray table to become entirely useless for anything over 4" tall

    My experience flying is that everyone reclines the seat.

    I haven't flown much but, hey, maybe Canadian planes are bigger or something.

  • KrathoonKrathoon Registered User regular
    zepherin wrote: »
    Why is it I’m always super cold after sex. For like an hour after my feet and hands are always super cold.

    Blood shifting?

    RchanenzepherinwanderingDonnictonRhesus PositiveKristmas Kthulhu
  • IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    Krathoon wrote: »
    zepherin wrote: »
    Why is it I’m always super cold after sex. For like an hour after my feet and hands are always super cold.

    Blood shifting?

    Ice elementals who won't use protection?

    zepherin
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Good times singapore-amsterdam behind an intellectual giant who every fifteen minutes thought that if she threw her entire weight into the chair, this time it would recline further

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    Eddy
  • zepherinzepherin Registered User regular
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Krathoon wrote: »
    zepherin wrote: »
    Why is it I’m always super cold after sex. For like an hour after my feet and hands are always super cold.

    Blood shifting?

    Ice elementals who won't use protection?
    Oglaf.jpg

    Incenjucarmatt has a problemDonnictonAegis
  • IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    zepherin wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Krathoon wrote: »
    zepherin wrote: »
    Why is it I’m always super cold after sex. For like an hour after my feet and hands are always super cold.

    Blood shifting?

    Ice elementals who won't use protection?
    Oglaf.gif

    :winky:

    zepherinRchanenmatt has a problemDonnictonAegis
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    I've had to explain that the one bar is closed four times

    Which I do not understand

    But it says you close 2:30

    Yes but, are there perhaps some other things this door can tell you

    Like the fact that it is locked and the inside is pitch black and empty

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  • RedTideRedTide Registered User regular
    RedTide#1907 on Battle.net
    Come Overwatch with meeeee
    InfamyDeferred
  • IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
  • RedTideRedTide Registered User regular
    Incenjucar wrote: »

    At least they were delicious.

    RedTide#1907 on Battle.net
    Come Overwatch with meeeee
    Incenjucar
  • SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    I'ma stream more WoW Classic because @wafflesmagee is sick so sadly no RE. Feel better waffles!

    twitch.tv/sniperguygaming

    beacons:

    Twitch Streaming basically all week
    SniperGuyGaming on PSN / SniperGuy710 on Xbone Live
  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    zepherinwanderingmatt has a problemAegisRhesus PositiveKristmas Kthulhu
  • RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Or just "Ron" Registered User regular
    AHHGAAADDA NAAAAATHER CONFESSION TAH MAKE

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