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Well, I'm boned...

HighfireHighfire Registered User regular
edited May 2007 in Social Entropy++
I just remember that I have Jury duty today, at 2:30.

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Just stand up, look the judge in the eye, and tell him that you believe a trial is unnecessary, as they wouldn't have been arrested if they were innocent.

    And then you will be dismissed.

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  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    don't worry pauly shore will fill in

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  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    in jury duty 2: laughing to the chamber

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  • yourclothesyourclothes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    do some drugs

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Call everyone a darkie, or a towel headed terrorist.

    Even the judge.





    They'll soon throw your ass out.

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Tell them you're a racist

    Tell them you fucking hate Hungarians

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    If ever get arrested, take comfort in the fact that your fate lies with twelve people too stupid to get out of jury duty.

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    just say you can tell if someone's guilty by the shape of their eyes

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Silmaril and I know what's going down

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Call everyone a darkie, or a towel headed terrorist.

    Even the judge.





    They'll soon throw your ass out.
    And into jail.

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Silmaril and I know what's going down


    hi5

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    ThatDudeOverThere wrote: »
    If ever get arrested, take comfort in the fact that your fate lies with twelve people too stupid to get out of jury duty.

    Who will probably sleep through most of the trial and genuinely hold the belief I posted in jest earlier.

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    mine's the best

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Penguin Incarnate wrote: »
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Call everyone a darkie, or a towel headed terrorist.

    Even the judge.





    They'll soon throw your ass out.
    And into jail.

    And that gets you out of jury duty forever







    I'm a goddamn genius.

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  • HighfireHighfire Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I was think of just telling them, I don't believe in juries. And that I believe that we just shot them all, and letting God sort them out.

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  • yourclothesyourclothes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    no really do some drugs

    do they test you or something because if they don't

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Just stand up, look the judge in the eye, and tell him that you believe a trial is unnecessary, as they wouldn't have been arrested if they were innocent.

    And then you will be dismissed.

    that's smooth as shit.

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited May 2007
    bring a book and a gom jabbar

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  • yourclothesyourclothes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    txt your frendz

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  • HighfireHighfire Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    bring a book and a gom jabbar

    What book?

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    bring a book and a gom jabbar


    and some deep blue contact lenses.

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    bring a book and a gom jabbar


    and some deep blue contact lenses.

    and some spice

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited May 2007
    anything but dune

    or it'll be obvious

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  • yourclothesyourclothes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    blah blah blah blah

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  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    you should go do it and then disagree with everyone

    free room, free food, free pool - free willy!

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited May 2007
    i been watching the grim adventures of billy and mandy

    the sheer amount of dune references in that show is astounding

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  • HighfireHighfire Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I was thinking of bring my copy of Aqualung.

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Go in a Judge Dred Costume

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  • EinhanderEinhander __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    Don't you get like free food and shit when you're stuck in jury duty?

    Imagine how rad it would be to have a free ham sandwich.

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  • yourclothesyourclothes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    what kind of thing are you being a juror for anyways

    do you know

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  • HighfireHighfire Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    thinevestments wrote: »
    what kind of thing are you being a juror for anyways

    do you know

    No, if I did.

    I'd get out of it.

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    In all seriousness though, if I got jury duty, I would take it.

    It would most likely be a boring case that is open and shut.

    But

    There is that chance that it is an important case where things are not cut and dried and it will take an intelligent individual like you to stand up in front of eleven idiots and say "HEY LOOK AT THIS, THE CONCLUSION YOU ALL THOUGHT WAS CORRECT IS IN FACT INCORRECT." And you will have done your civic duty.

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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    "I don't know if I could be impartial, given that the defendant is a Negro."

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  • yourclothesyourclothes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    12 "on the shy side" unassertive men

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I know quite a few lawyers and judges, and you would be surprised how many people stand up and calmly state that they are in fact racist.

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  • HighfireHighfire Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    In all seriousness though, if I got jury duty, I would take it.

    It would most likely be a boring case that is open and shut.

    But

    There is that chance that it is an important case where things are not cut and dried and it will take an intelligent individual like you to stand up in front of eleven idiots and say "HEY LOOK AT THIS, THE CONCLUSION YOU ALL THOUGHT WAS CORRECT IS IN FACT INCORRECT." And you will have done your civic duty.

    Yeah, but I'm one for the angry mob.

    I mean I have a torch all set, in case I get the call.

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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    I know quite a few lawyers and judges, and you would be surprised how many people stand up and calmly state that they are in fact racist.
    Seems like the easiest way to get off doing jury duty.

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Highfire wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    In all seriousness though, if I got jury duty, I would take it.

    It would most likely be a boring case that is open and shut.

    But

    There is that chance that it is an important case where things are not cut and dried and it will take an intelligent individual like you to stand up in front of eleven idiots and say "HEY LOOK AT THIS, THE CONCLUSION YOU ALL THOUGHT WAS CORRECT IS IN FACT INCORRECT." And you will have done your civic duty.

    Yeah, but I'm one for the angry mob.

    I mean I have a torch all set, in case I get the call.

    Sounds like a great plan to me.
    Bring spare torches for the other 11 jurors

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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    What's the most controversial book you can find? Take that.

    Or better yet, a pink DS. With Cooking Mama.

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