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Émilie du [Chât]elet

Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
edited October 2019 in Debate and/or Discourse
Oh hey bitches! How is everyone? It's just me, ya bitch Émilie.

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I'm just relaxing and focusing on SELF CARE in my salon.

Oh and uncovering the mysteries of the universe 100 to 200 years before the great Physics boom of the early 1900s.

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My Mom tried to send me to NUN JAIL because I wanted to be an academic. #notblessed

I'm real tight with Voltaire and I was the first woman to have a scientific paper admitted to the French Academy.

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I also thought Locke was a little unempirical bitch and argued with him using the power of math and science.

In 1737 I wrote a real paper called 'Dissertation sur la nature et la propagation du feu'. I accidentally generated the field of Thermodynamics 100 years before some dumb man with a steam boiler will get the credit.

I also translated Newton's Principia into French. It is still the standard translation of Newton's work to this day. LOL. Take that you little volcel.

P.S. I added an equation in the translation where I derived energy from mass, demonstrating an extra Newtonian principle that no one else had noticed.

I also lost a SHITTON of money gambling and invented the concept of financial derivatives to get my money back. Oops.

I figured out a whole bunch of physical properties centuries before their big MANBUT (lol like debut...) and am only getting credit after 250 years of SCHOLARLY INJUSTICE.

Here's me using my titty to help translate whatever the fuck Newton was talking about.

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  • jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    omg so many diacritics

  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    edited October 2019
    Fix those chat tags please or this is going to mess me up good

    bloodyroarxx on
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    @Havelock 2.0
    I wish there was a WFRP first person CRPG, like take Vermintide but add an actual open world and RP element to it.

    I sympathize with this. I don't care about the warhammer universe, but there are two IPs I would love to see as a setting for CRPGs: Legend of the Five Rings's Rokugan, and Magic the Gathering's Ravnica.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • NecoNeco In My Restless Dreams Registered User regular
    I once chat so hard that I Emilied all over my arm

  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    I also thought Locke was a little unempirical bitch and argued with him using the power of math and science.


    Haha, fucking Locke. Hey Locke, fuck you.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck Registered User regular
    is this the titty spankin thread

  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    is this the titty spankin thread

    clap those dummy thicc

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • NecoNeco In My Restless Dreams Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    I also thought Locke was a little unempirical bitch and argued with him using the power of math and science.


    Haha, fucking Locke. Hey Locke, fuck you.

    Hey, he PREFERS the term TREASURE HUNTER

  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    Oh wow

    New credible Blizzcon rumor is Overwatch 2

    No new Heroes but adds pve


    Blizzard that IS not the right call

  • NecoNeco In My Restless Dreams Registered User regular
    Oh wow

    New credible Blizzcon rumor is Overwatch 2

    No new Heroes but adds pve


    Blizzard that IS not the right call

    PVE? Yes it is!

  • A Kobold's KoboldA Kobold's Kobold He/Him MississippiRegistered User regular
    Twitter delenda est, natch.

    Switch Friend Code: SW-3011-6091-2364
  • SnicketysnickSnicketysnick The Greatest Hype Man in WesterosRegistered User regular
    Oh wow

    New credible Blizzcon rumor is Overwatch 2

    No new Heroes but adds pve


    Blizzard that IS not the right call

    pfft if it's not a phone based clicker why bother

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  • Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    Theyre all pve games if youre the only real person

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  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Neco wrote: »
    Oh wow

    New credible Blizzcon rumor is Overwatch 2

    No new Heroes but adds pve


    Blizzard that IS not the right call

    PVE? Yes it is!

    PVE? Yes.

    New title/sku? No.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Theyre all pve games if youre the only real person

    Whoa that's some deep shit man. I'm glad I'm the comedic relief in your main story.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck Registered User regular
    I have been to bookstores in two cities now looking for an English version of _song of achilles_ I think I’m going to have to settle for something other than my first choice which is deeply unfair

  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    i am super super super anxious about my passport application

    i hate interacting with this government in particular

    fuck gendered marketing
  • BrodyBrody The Watch The First ShoreRegistered User regular
    Nope, its a new mobile game, as they moonwalk out of the US and into China.

    "I will write your name in the ruin of them. I will paint you across history in the color of their blood."

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  • jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    Brody wrote: »
    Nope, its a new mobile game, as they moonwalk out of the US and into China.

    This is the most likely thing.

    Blizz don't give a shit about the NA market anymore.

  • Element BrianElement Brian Peanut Butter Shill Registered User regular
    Ok i agreed to a couples therapy session which is probably pointless, its in an hour and either during it or right after I'm going to have to officially break it off.

    I'm just still so afraid for her throughout this, like i just can't think about myself

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  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    Neco wrote: »
    Oh wow

    New credible Blizzcon rumor is Overwatch 2

    No new Heroes but adds pve


    Blizzard that IS not the right call

    PVE? Yes it is!

    PVE? Yes.

    New title/sku? No.

    I love Overwatch.

    I'm not paying $60 for something that should have been added ages ago.

  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Ok i agreed to a couples therapy session which is probably pointless, its in an hour and either during it or right after I'm going to have to officially break it off.

    I'm just still so afraid for her throughout this, like i just can't think about myself

    No brian god damn it no. Are you paying for this? Stop now, do not pay a dime for couple therapy for someone who broke your trust so badly. I'm putting on my dad voice now. YOU WILL NOT DO THIS!

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    Maybe they'll make a game where Mei gets to ice Hong Kong protestors for the glory of the empire

  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    also thank you mods who we all know are the wizard behind the curtain for who geth chooses
    i needed this
    had a bad week

  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    also thank you mods who we all know are the wizard behind the curtain for who geth chooses
    i needed this
    had a bad week

    David Hasselhoff cancel another concert? We're here for you Fuzzy.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • NecoNeco In My Restless Dreams Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    Neco wrote: »
    Oh wow

    New credible Blizzcon rumor is Overwatch 2

    No new Heroes but adds pve


    Blizzard that IS not the right call

    PVE? Yes it is!

    PVE? Yes.

    New title/sku? No.

    I mean I agree it should have been in the original, but that game came out years ago so I don’t think a new game for pve is unreasonable

  • Havelock2.0Havelock2.0 What are you? Some kind of half-assed astronaut?Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    "Havelock 2.0"
    I wish there was a WFRP first person CRPG, like take Vermintide but add an actual open world and RP element to it.

    I sympathize with this. I don't care about the warhammer universe, but there are two IPs I would love to see as a setting for CRPGs: Legend of the Five Rings's Rokugan, and Magic the Gathering's Ravnica.

    Both would be cool. Ravnica has that weirdness vibe going for it

    I'd love to see a first person CRPG of the Planescape setting, like Sigil and The Outlands

    You go in the cage, cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Shark's in the water, our shark.
  • NecoNeco In My Restless Dreams Registered User regular
    edited October 2019
    Like, I don’t want a new generation of consoles and pc hardware yet but companies keep doing it to me, so by that metric I don’t think two games in a franchise in three+ years is all that much

    Neco on
  • jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    Is this gonna be another "DON'T YOU HAVE PHONES?" thing where they were aghast that Diablo fans weren't excited for some garbage mobile game?

  • CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    Happiness is within reach!
  • TuminTumin Registered User regular
    Is my 970 going to struggle to run this year's batch of games? :(

  • jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    Tumin wrote: »
    Is my 970 going to struggle to run this year's batch of games? :(

    *seesaw hand*

  • NecoNeco In My Restless Dreams Registered User regular
    Well whatever guess I’ll go to bed

  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    hitler invades russia and out comes the popcorn gifs

  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    edited October 2019
    Ok let’s start by divorcing Blizzard from China for this.

    I have zero faith in current Blizzard to make a full priced PVE follow up to OW that is worth the price.

    Now don’t get me wrong I want it. I loved the PVE in Battleborn and I would love something with what I would call the Blizzard polish but I’m not sure that exists anymore.


    Also no new characters is hilarious is true.





    bloodyroarxx on
  • BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    So I just finished watching Avatar: The Last Airbender and how in the fuck did a Nickelodeon cartoon turn out that good?

  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    They should announce Diablo 4 will be a mobile game.

  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Coinage wrote: »

    Well I mean considering we have the modern version and literally made him a leader... yeah that's just no.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    Coinage wrote: »

    Well I mean considering we have the modern version and literally made him a leader... yeah that's just no.

  • jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    Couscous wrote: »
    They should announce Diablo 4 will be a mobile game.

    Why should?

    Why ruin a perfectly fine franchise by putting it on a bad platform?

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