What Is The Best Day, [chat]?

Bogart

Solve life's greatest riddles with me, your handsome mod. First up, which is the best day, and which days are awful travesties visited upon humankind by a hateful trickster God??

Mojo_Jojo

Plane vomits may be worse. Especially given that about one of five seats actually have sick bags.

The one time I was sick on a plane I was travelling first class so I had people to deal with my sack'o'vom

Trace

Friday - wooo PARTY TIME!

any day that Cricket is on

also C'MON ENGLAND

Echo

Saturday - oh god so hungover this is awful it's noon already and all you've done is taste last night's sick on your lips

Damn spammers, spamming while I'm taking a dump.

Elendil

Sunday - blessed quiet, but also the traitorous handmaiden to Monday

jfc eva

Rhesus Positive

Thursday - feels like the weekend is about to start but it doesn't, might as well call it Liarday

Thursdays will always hold pleasant memories for me, as it used to be the days of my tutorials

Nine thirty start, finished by four, and often with a Warhammer session to finish off the day

Bogart

Sunday - blessed quiet, but also the traitorous handmaiden to Monday

Sunday is best. Just a long stretch of nothing pressing to do, nowhere to urgently go.

WiseManTobes

The best day is Off

Rhesus Positive

Thursday - feels like the weekend is about to start but it doesn't, might as well call it Liarday

Sunday is now my meal prep day

Which has the benefit of being a day of feasting as I test what I'm cooking

Honk

Saturday - oh god so hungover this is awful it's noon already and all you've done is taste last night's sick on your lips

Oh man

One lady in a podcast I listen to were stopping by Las Vegas on a road trip. Apparently had mistakenly booken a complete wrong date, like weeks off, and it turned out to be during CES or something and the city was full. They had to book a room for one night for $2k.

I literally don't understand how it is possible to book the wrong date. I triple check every standard daily email I send. Whenever I book something I make very sure it's correct.

Bogart

Sunday - blessed quiet, but also the traitorous handmaiden to Monday

I accidentally slept on my front for a bit last night with my head turned ninety degrees to the side and when I woke up at like 4am I thought I'd paralysed myself or something. Just a horrible feeling turning my head back.

Chanus

Sunday - blessed quiet, but also the traitorous handmaiden to Monday

hello good morning i am sleepy

syndalis

Saturday - oh god so hungover this is awful it's noon already and all you've done is taste last night's sick on your lips

It is definitely Saturday how is this even a question? No work if you are a weekday warrior, no work the next day so you can afford to enjoy yourself more than usual in the evening, stay up late, etc etc.

Sunday is just the calm before the storm - you aren’t working but you are definitely thinking about it.

syndalis

Saturday - oh god so hungover this is awful it's noon already and all you've done is taste last night's sick on your lips

Chanus wrote: »

hello good morning i am sleepy

Were it not for the caffeine and amphetamines I would be a zombie right this moment.

syndalis

Saturday - oh god so hungover this is awful it's noon already and all you've done is taste last night's sick on your lips

And I do wonder - has autocorrect ever put punctuation into a word and been accurate about it? We’re I to hazard a guess? No.

Oh look point proved.

P10

i tried to stick my fingers in kits mouth and she really scratched me

Bogart

Sunday - blessed quiet, but also the traitorous handmaiden to Monday

syndalis wrote: »

It is definitely Saturday how is this even a question? No work if you are a weekday warrior, no work the next day so you can afford to enjoy yourself more than usual in the evening, stay up late, etc etc.

Sunday is just the calm before the storm - you aren’t working but you are definitely thinking about it.

I assure you when I am not at work I don't think about it at all.

Haphazard

Saturday - oh god so hungover this is awful it's noon already and all you've done is taste last night's sick on your lips

Hello Monday lovers.

DiannaoChong

How is 'any day you don't need an AK' not an option?

Tav

Bogart wrote: »

syndalis wrote: »

It is definitely Saturday how is this even a question? No work if you are a weekday warrior, no work the next day so you can afford to enjoy yourself more than usual in the evening, stay up late, etc etc.

Sunday is just the calm before the storm - you aren’t working but you are definitely thinking about it.

I assure you when I am not at work I don't think about it at all.

i barely think about it when i'm here

Honk

Saturday - oh god so hungover this is awful it's noon already and all you've done is taste last night's sick on your lips

DiannaoChong wrote: »

How is 'any day you don't need an AK' not an option?

Bogart is a millennial and wasn’t around pre-soundcloud rap.

Rhesus Positive

Thursday - feels like the weekend is about to start but it doesn't, might as well call it Liarday

Haphazard wrote: »

Hello Monday lovers.

Monday goes quickly, I'll say that for it

What with weekly admin tasks, completing the quick things I couldn't be bothered with from the previous week, and dealing with all the emails from people doing the same, I can make it to lunchtime without noticing

Mojo_Jojo

DiannaoChong wrote: »

How is 'any day you don't need an AK' not an option?

A day has not passed where Bogart has not used his AK

syndalis

Saturday - oh god so hungover this is awful it's noon already and all you've done is taste last night's sick on your lips

Oh shit Apple Arcade has a really fucking good marble blast ultra clone, complete with 10 player multiplayer, and no faffing about with the usual mobile nonsense (microtransactions, ftp timers, etc). And if works offline.

I know my in flight entertainment today

Echo

Saturday - oh god so hungover this is awful it's noon already and all you've done is taste last night's sick on your lips

syndalis wrote: »

Oh shit Apple Arcade has a really fucking good marble blast ultra clone, complete with 10 player multiplayer, and no faffing about with the usual mobile nonsense (microtransactions, ftp timers, etc). And if works offline.

I know my in flight entertainment today

On the subject of mobile games, Space Team is a great party game.

Rhesus Positive

Thursday - feels like the weekend is about to start but it doesn't, might as well call it Liarday

Echo wrote: »

syndalis wrote: »

Oh shit Apple Arcade has a really fucking good marble blast ultra clone, complete with 10 player multiplayer, and no faffing about with the usual mobile nonsense (microtransactions, ftp timers, etc). And if works offline.

I know my in flight entertainment today

On the subject of mobile games, Space Team is a great party game.

Or as my friend calls it, Shouting

Elendil

Sunday - blessed quiet, but also the traitorous handmaiden to Monday

what a straightforward and satisfying conclusion

really tied a nice bow

Rhesus Positive

Thursday - feels like the weekend is about to start but it doesn't, might as well call it Liarday

I don't know if Space Team would be the worst game to play on a plane, or the best game

Maximum number of players, ideally all sat on different parts of the plane

Echo

Saturday - oh god so hungover this is awful it's noon already and all you've done is taste last night's sick on your lips

https://twitter.com/ditzkoff/status/1219007397483765760

Chanus

Sunday - blessed quiet, but also the traitorous handmaiden to Monday

ugh i just remembered today is going to be a very stupid day in Richmond

i work in the city but far enough away that it should just be annoying

i hope it doesn't get overly stupid

evilbob

Wednesday - suspended eternally between work and the weekend, the Xeno's arrow of days

Wednesday is the best day because the CSIRO posts cute wombats on Wednesday.

knitdan

Saturday - oh god so hungover this is awful it's noon already and all you've done is taste last night's sick on your lips

I chose Saturday because
-I’ve never had a hangover
-Friday night being my third treatment of the week, it’s as clean as my blood will get
-it’s also the time furthest away from the next treatment on Monday night
-Don’t give me none of your aggravation
We had it with your discipline
Saturday nights all right for fighting
Get a little action in

Echo

Saturday - oh god so hungover this is awful it's noon already and all you've done is taste last night's sick on your lips

I don't drink. Yay, Saturday!

Tav

honestly the best day depends on what time of year it is and what sports are on

fridays between feb and october and then saturdays for the rest of the year

Chanus

Sunday - blessed quiet, but also the traitorous handmaiden to Monday

i prefer sunday because there's no expectation or wasted potential

it's just down time

bloodyroarxx

Tuesday - barely more tolerable than Monday, joy long gone, pleasures ahead too far away to taste

Im playing a tower defense gatcha game and Im pretty sure if I'm following right I'm an amnesiac doctor/commander of a Phamaceutical Company/PMC

very anime

knitdan

Saturday - oh god so hungover this is awful it's noon already and all you've done is taste last night's sick on your lips

The thousand injuries of Jolene I had borne as best I could, but when she ventured to take my man I vowed revenge

knitdan

Saturday - oh god so hungover this is awful it's noon already and all you've done is taste last night's sick on your lips

Don’t ask me why the bricks and grout
You’ll find out soon what they’re about
But first let’s taste this cask of wine Jolene

syndalis

Saturday - oh god so hungover this is awful it's noon already and all you've done is taste last night's sick on your lips

knitdan wrote: »

Don’t ask me why the bricks and grout
You’ll find out soon what they’re about
But first let’s taste this cask of wine Jolene

I need this version in my life.

RMS Oceanic

Tuesday is worst day

Gotta get down

syndalis

Saturday - oh god so hungover this is awful it's noon already and all you've done is taste last night's sick on your lips

The officers seemed satisfied
but I'm positive they knew I lied
That beating heart you hear? It is Jolene