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ITT: Horrible Names

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  • NofrikinfuNNofrikinfuN Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I knew a Starzan Stipes in high school.

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  • J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    sarukun wrote: »
    Dang, Grant.

    That was pretty good.

    Thanks! One might even suspect I've done this kind of thing before.

    POINT YOUR EYES DOWNWARD
    Druhim wrote: »
    Grant, are you bullshitting about the .38 slug?

    Yeh. You can't have a noir detective without a bullet left in their body. It's just a rule. They also have to drink a lot.

    Whereas the real Ms. Coldbreath is a rather stunning blonde, she's also a very English girl who works as an IT admin and gardens a lot. She would never actually do anything that would involve getting shot with a .38

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  • FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I know a chick named Asia.

    She's a fuckin hottie, too. Super cool.

    Her sister had a crush on me for a while, and I blew it, and Asia looooved rubbing that in my face.

    It's gotta suck when an entire continent disses you for not getting easy poontang

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Wise_a wrote: »
    Seven.

    Soda.

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  • SullySully Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I knew a girl in high school named Trina Fatland. Also I went to Cold Stone the other day and got helped by this really squirrelly guy. Fucker's name was Skippy.


    P.S. Thor Pudlik is quite possibly the most magnificent name I've ever heard.

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  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    A guy named Jon Poon.

    Another guy, who's name was Richard But-something, but for some reason, he went by "Dick."

    Another guy named Richard Long, who goes by "Dick."

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  • misbehavinmisbehavin Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Pepsi. No lie. It was a chick named Pepsi.

    Her parents must have been stoned.

    Also, I knew a guy named Jock... We used to joke that it was a good think his last name wasn't "Strap".

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  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Thanatos wrote: »
    A guy named Jon Poon.

    Another guy, who's name was Richard But-something, but for some reason, he went by "Dick."

    Another guy named Richard Long, who goes by "Dick."

    He winks whenever he introduces himself.

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  • ElectricBoogalooElectricBoogaloo Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    sarukun wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    Thor.

    Pudlik.

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I used to live in a town where a prominent lawyer was named Dick Rubwright.

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  • ElectricBoogalooElectricBoogaloo Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Gaylord Fuckwap is probably the most hilarious name I've encountered. Dude went to my middleschool. His last name might have been spelled a bit differantly but it sounded the same.

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  • ElectricBoogalooElectricBoogaloo Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    In fact I should probably just scan the really fucked up ones out of the yearbook.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited May 2007
    Franko wrote: »
    I know a chick named Asia.

    She's a fuckin hottie, too. Super cool.

    Her sister had a crush on me for a while, and I blew it, and Asia looooved rubbing that in my face.

    It's gotta suck when an entire continent disses you for not getting easy poontang

    You'd think so, but I kept reminding them that I was so much taller then they were.

    And they'd run off crying and go play Starcraft.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited May 2007
    Gaylord Fuckwap is probably the most hilarious name I've encountered. Dude went to my middleschool. His last name might have been spelled a bit differantly but it sounded the same.

    if you don't scan this or provide some kind of proof, I am straight up calling bullshit on this.

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  • ElectricBoogalooElectricBoogaloo Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Gaylord Fuckwap is probably the most hilarious name I've encountered. Dude went to my middleschool. His last name might have been spelled a bit differantly but it sounded the same.

    if you don't scan this or provide some kind of proof, I am straight up calling bullshit on this.

    I shall find it and scan it, this may require a trip to my mothers house.
    I can also present you with the wonderous Ikpu Ifreke.

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  • misbehavinmisbehavin Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Gaylord Fuckwap is probably the most hilarious name I've encountered. Dude went to my middleschool. His last name might have been spelled a bit differantly but it sounded the same.

    if you don't scan this or provide some kind of proof, I am straight up calling bullshit on this.

    Seconded

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited May 2007
    oh ho hey guys I can play too one time I went to a school with a dude named ummm Dickbutt McHumpsguysbutts

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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    Was he Scottish?

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  • Der Waffle MousDer Waffle Mous Blame this on the misfortune of your birth. New Yark, New Yark.Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Best I've got was some car salesman named Joe Pinault.



    Which sounded like "Joe Peen-o"


    Peen-o being widely used local slang for penis for some reason.

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    I was waiting for a table at Applebees and a woman was called before me: Mascara

    I will say nothing about what race she might or might not have been

    I once heard a woman call her little daughter by her name, which was also the name of a country in Africa.

    I think it was Ethiopia, but it was a while ago so I forget which one. . . I don't think it really matters.

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  • J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    PotU wrote: »
    Was he Scottish?

    Sounds Portugeuse to me.

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  • The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I worked at a video store and there was a guy named Dark Sword. No joke.

    There was also a customer named Suk Yoo, so when you pulled up their account it read Yoo, Suk, and I would always be a little annoyed with them after that.

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  • ElectricBoogalooElectricBoogaloo Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Then there's my good friend Ivan Cheeseman. I haven't seen him in forever. El Hombre De Queso.

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  • Der Waffle MousDer Waffle Mous Blame this on the misfortune of your birth. New Yark, New Yark.Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Sheri wrote: »
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    I was waiting for a table at Applebees and a woman was called before me: Mascara

    I will say nothing about what race she might or might not have been

    I once heard a woman call her little daughter by her name, which was also the name of a country in Africa.

    I think it was Ethiopia, but it was a while ago so I forget which one. . . I don't think it really matters.
    "Chad" doesn't count.

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  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    WHY wrote: »
    Best I've got was some car salesman named Joe Pinault.



    Which sounded like "Joe Peen-o"


    Peen-o being widely used local slang for penis for some reason.

    El-Oh-El Car salesmen are dicks.

    Ruckus on
  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    WHY wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    I was waiting for a table at Applebees and a woman was called before me: Mascara

    I will say nothing about what race she might or might not have been

    I once heard a woman call her little daughter by her name, which was also the name of a country in Africa.

    I think it was Ethiopia, but it was a while ago so I forget which one. . . I don't think it really matters.
    "Chad" doesn't count.

    Okay, some non-name-like-country in Africa.

    EDIT: It wasn't Kenya. >.>

    Sheri on
  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I can't think of any examples off the top of my head, but I'm pretty sure children of celebrities get the worst names.

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    also, I once read about a lady who named her twin daughters Lemonjelo and Oranjelo.

    Pronounced Leh-mahn-juh-low and Or-ahn-juh-low.

    But fuck you lady, you're fat and named them after gelatin snacks.
    I'm pretty sure an orangejelo is a type of hybrid citrus fruit, actually.

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  • SASA Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Sheri wrote: »
    WHY wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    I was waiting for a table at Applebees and a woman was called before me: Mascara

    I will say nothing about what race she might or might not have been

    I once heard a woman call her little daughter by her name, which was also the name of a country in Africa.

    I think it was Ethiopia, but it was a while ago so I forget which one. . . I don't think it really matters.
    "Chad" doesn't count.

    Okay, some non-name-like-country in Africa.

    EDIT: It wasn't Kenya. >.>

    Sierra Leone?

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited May 2007
    I know a guy, a friend of my fiancee's, that now works at a bookstore in the mall.

    He changed his name, legally, to Jet Ryder.

    Which is pretty fuckin sweet.

    I don't even know what his name was before. Something boring.

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I can't think of any examples off the top of my head, but I'm pretty sure children of celebrities get the worst names.

    Shiloh
    Apple
    Moonunit

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  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Liberia?
    Mali?
    Mauritania?
    Congo?
    Democratic Republic of Congo?

    Ruckus on
  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    My neighbor's name is Dick Sandercock

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  • SASA Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Sheri wrote: »
    I can't think of any examples off the top of my head, but I'm pretty sure children of celebrities get the worst names.

    Shiloh
    Apple
    Moonunit

    Kal-El

    SA on
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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    Max Power!

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Zappa gets a pass on naming his kid Moonunit, because I'm pretty sure he knew how bad of a name it was. Also: he is Frank Zappa.

    Apple and Shiloh have no excuses.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited May 2007
    SA wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    I can't think of any examples off the top of my head, but I'm pretty sure children of celebrities get the worst names.

    Shiloh
    Apple
    Moonunit

    Kal-El

    Dweezil.

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I was almost H'rothgar Tietze

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I have mentioned this before, though.

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
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