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what's the onomatopoeia for a derisive, snorting chuckle?
Yeah, because owning a fuel efficient vehicle that doesn't take up much space and is easy to park would be such a pain in the ass for a city dweller.
What the hell is it doing!
Taking a quick nap while you're in the supermarket, picking up your "Damn I'm so lonely, I wish I lived with someone else so I had a reason to own a car that fits TWO people" meal.
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ButtersA glass of some milksRegistered Userregular
what's the onomatopoeia for a derisive, snorting chuckle?
Yeah, because owning a fuel efficient vehicle that doesn't take up much space and is easy to park would be such a pain in the ass for a city dweller.
It would be fine until you turn into a bump in the road for a larger vehicle.
Driving a car that small in the US just isn't safe. You're a tin can to a 60% of the cars on the road around me.
Just consider it a motorcycle you don't need a special license for.
1. I don't ride motorcycles for the same reason. I know too many people that have been injured (one fatally) in accidents that weren't even their fault.
2. A motorcycle looks way less ridiculous. If I am gonna risk my life like that I'll look way less gay on a Kawasaki.
It would be fine until you turn into a bump in the road for a larger vehicle.
Driving a car that small in the US just isn't safe. You're a tin can to a 60% of the cars on the road around me.
Shut the fuck up Butters, and never open your idiot mouth again.
Jesus FUCK.
I drive small cars. I've always driven small cars. My first was a Fiat 128. I've also had a Dodge Colt hatchback made in 1981, and now I have a Saturn SC2 - which is, contrary to what people originally think, a small car. My first wife had a Chevy Lumina. I tried not to drive the fucking thing.
But EVERY FUCKING TIME someone sees a small car, the first bullshit they spew is "Oh, you're ded in a axident with some1 bigar lol"
I have never had an accident. Not one. I am 32 and have kept my ass out of harm's way by driving well, and being small and fast enough to get out of the fucking way.
So fuck you and anyone else with this bullshit of "small cars r dangerouse lol"
It would be fine until you turn into a bump in the road for a larger vehicle.
Driving a car that small in the US just isn't safe. You're a tin can to a 60% of the cars on the road around me.
Shut the fuck up Butters, and never open your idiot mouth again.
Jesus FUCK.
I drive small cars. I've always driven small cars. My first was a Fiat 128. I've also had a Dodge Colt hatchback made in 1981, and now I have a Saturn SC2 - which is, contrary to what people originally think, a small car. My first wife had a Chevy Lumina. I tried not to drive the fucking thing.
But EVERY FUCKING TIME someone sees a small car, the first bullshit they spew is "Oh, you're ded in a axident with some1 bigar lol"
I have never had an accident. Not one. I am 32 and have kept my ass out of harm's way by driving well, and being small and fast enough to get out of the fucking way.
So fuck you and anyone else with this bullshit of "small cars r dangerouse lol"
my biggest problem with small cars is lack of visibility. i drive a small truck with so-so gas mileage because there are no blind spots and i have a better view of the road ahead. i'll get a small car when everyone else does.
It would be fine until you turn into a bump in the road for a larger vehicle.
Driving a car that small in the US just isn't safe. You're a tin can to a 60% of the cars on the road around me.
Shut the fuck up Butters, and never open your idiot mouth again.
Jesus FUCK.
I drive small cars. I've always driven small cars. My first was a Fiat 128. I've also had a Dodge Colt hatchback made in 1981, and now I have a Saturn SC2 - which is, contrary to what people originally think, a small car. My first wife had a Chevy Lumina. I tried not to drive the fucking thing.
But EVERY FUCKING TIME someone sees a small car, the first bullshit they spew is "Oh, you're ded in a axident with some1 bigar lol"
I have never had an accident. Not one. I am 32 and have kept my ass out of harm's way by driving well, and being small and fast enough to get out of the fucking way.
So fuck you and anyone else with this bullshit of "small cars r dangerouse lol"
Um I think there is a slight difference between a "small car" and that motorized tricycle these fuckers are talking about, you jackass. Why don't you pay attention before flipping a shit, dickweed.
And for the record my Jimmy was rear-ended on the highway twice. Once by a Corolla and once by a Civic. In both cases their cars were totaled and mine only had the rear bumper replaced.
everyone needs to get over it and buy their fucking segway. we could start a segway gang.
you're just bitter 'cause we all promised but you're the only one who bought one
the worst part is Reggie already ordered the biker jackets for the gang
what are you guys calling the gang?
has he picked a name yet
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FrankoSometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeatRegistered Userregular
edited May 2007
I rode a segway at this little village thing where they had segway tours and I rode it for 30 minutes and it was so awesome and it could go pretty fast, but it had these safety measures built into it, to make sure you don't go TOO FAST.
I rode a segway at this little village thing where they had segway tours and I rode it for 30 minutes and it was so awesome and it could go pretty fast, but it had these safety measures built into it, to make sure you don't go TOO FAST.
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Taking a quick nap while you're in the supermarket, picking up your "Damn I'm so lonely, I wish I lived with someone else so I had a reason to own a car that fits TWO people" meal.
It would be fine until you turn into a bump in the road for a larger vehicle.
Driving a car that small in the US just isn't safe. You're a tin can to a 60% of the cars on the road around me.
Just consider it a motorcycle you don't need a special license for.
It seats 2
but the person in the back would look like a retard
pretty much like on motorcycles
You know, something like a 1937 500cc BSA
You think that thing has room for groceries?
Its trunk is like a trashcan
Thankfully you live alone, so the one bag of groceries a month you eat can be easily held on your lap as you drive around.
Also, this car is going to increase McDonald lawsuits by 1200% due to coffee related spilling.
1. I don't ride motorcycles for the same reason. I know too many people that have been injured (one fatally) in accidents that weren't even their fault.
2. A motorcycle looks way less ridiculous. If I am gonna risk my life like that I'll look way less gay on a Kawasaki.
yeah right, mcdonald goers can't fit in this car
I was talking about the spit-takes when one drives by.
edit: wait, still looking for financial investors. nevermind.
Also, it would be really shitty to parallel park that thing while it is all swiveling, taking out pedestrians and humping the curb.
Why would you parallel park, when you can just carry it into the building and stick it in the coat room?
God I wish Arrested Development was still on the air when they had that recall.
i don't care how fuel efficient it is if it gets my ass kicked every time i get out of it
you're just bitter 'cause we all promised but you're the only one who bought one
Shut the fuck up Butters, and never open your idiot mouth again.
Jesus FUCK.
I drive small cars. I've always driven small cars. My first was a Fiat 128. I've also had a Dodge Colt hatchback made in 1981, and now I have a Saturn SC2 - which is, contrary to what people originally think, a small car. My first wife had a Chevy Lumina. I tried not to drive the fucking thing.
But EVERY FUCKING TIME someone sees a small car, the first bullshit they spew is "Oh, you're ded in a axident with some1 bigar lol"
I have never had an accident. Not one. I am 32 and have kept my ass out of harm's way by driving well, and being small and fast enough to get out of the fucking way.
So fuck you and anyone else with this bullshit of "small cars r dangerouse lol"
my biggest problem with small cars is lack of visibility. i drive a small truck with so-so gas mileage because there are no blind spots and i have a better view of the road ahead. i'll get a small car when everyone else does.
the worst part is Reggie already ordered the biker jackets for the gang
Um I think there is a slight difference between a "small car" and that motorized tricycle these fuckers are talking about, you jackass. Why don't you pay attention before flipping a shit, dickweed.
And for the record my Jimmy was rear-ended on the highway twice. Once by a Corolla and once by a Civic. In both cases their cars were totaled and mine only had the rear bumper replaced.
so i kind of want a small truck
but i want good gas mileage
and i want to be able to carry at least three other people (comfortably, i don't want dudes stuck behind me all cramped up)
and extended cabs look so dumb i think
and everyone would point out that i have always said that trucks are gay and not let me forget this
what are you guys calling the gang?
has he picked a name yet
people can ride in the bed
Take 'em out. Get that bitch to go TOO FAST.
You didn't watch the video, did you?
Dude, it's a 700cc enclosed motorcycle with kickass Autobot action. I can guarantee, when I get mine, chicks will want to ride in it.
Segwangs