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  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited March 23
    Have you suffered an injury due to Bogart's abuse of power? Did you have a chat thread struck down in its prime by a power hungry mod? Do you need justice? Call me, sometime. We'll bitch about it.

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  • QuidQuid I don't... what... hnnng Registered User regular
    Doctor Doom. Refuses to beg for your vote.
    I'm making a list of every name not voting Doom to pass to my local Doombot official

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  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Quid wrote: »
    I'm making a list of every name not voting Doom to pass to my local Doombot official

    Doombot's Basilliskbot

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  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Doctor Doom. Refuses to beg for your vote.

    PSN: Honkalot
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  • KamiroKamiro Registered User regular
    Magneto. Has a point, let's be honest here.
    Honk wrote: »
    GF got her banjo delivered today and doesn’t have time for me anymore.

    Have you tried getting your own banjo so then you can have a banjo duel?

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  • EchoEcho Moderator mod
    *consults folder of Doctor Doom images*

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    Hey Doc, how do you propose dealing with the covid-19 pandemic?

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    Hmm, a radical new approach.

    Echo wrote: »
    Let they who have not posted about their balls in the wrong thread cast the first stone.
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  • JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    Alazull wrote: »
    There's a few people on my Facebook who still want to use COVID's low fatality numbers to say this is being blown out of proportion.

    It helped to point out that a 3.2% fatality rate in America could potentially be 11.2 million people. So even if you think its silly shut the fuck up and stay home for a few weeks of your life.

    Literally a good 1/4th of America.

    And I won, so you lose,
    Guess it always comes down to.
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  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    those giant ring things on Dooms cape look like boob plate

    Doom is a lover as well as a fighter.

    💦

  • RedTideRedTide Registered User regular
    Magneto. Has a point, let's be honest here.
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Have you suffered an injury due to Bogart's abuse of power? Did you have a chat thread struck down in its prime by a power hungry mod? Do you need justice? Call me, sometime. We'll bitch about it.

    It was 2005, I was a young poster in SE++. Pretty soon the mods noticed me, said I had real potential to become an accomplished shit poster. It was then that Evander invited me into his office, offered to tutor me...

    If you've been abused by mods like I was, call our toll free number and we can stay up all night complaining about them

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  • TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    Magneto. Has a point, let's be honest here.
    Disappointed in the lack of a Bogart option whose thumbnail would be a dinner plate full of upside down baked beans

    Bless your heart.
  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Doctor Doom. Refuses to beg for your vote.
    Kamiro wrote: »
    Honk wrote: »
    GF got her banjo delivered today and doesn’t have time for me anymore.

    Have you tried getting your own banjo so then you can have a banjo duel?

    Early on I sat down full of confidence, picked up her guitar and was gonna play something smooth. I played a guitar for ten years after all. Then realized I had forgotten everything, don’t remember where any notes are and I can’t read music notes anymore.

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  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    How about a villain with no personality whatsoever?



    (Pay no attention to that queen behind the nebula)

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  • BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Fighting The Rising Odds Registered User, Moderator mod
    Doctor Doom. Refuses to beg for your vote.
    Doom has a sensitive side.

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  • TavTav Registered User regular
    a thing that bugs me is people going "but the spanish flu (replace with whatever disease) killed more"

    woah its almost as if we've learned more about virology and how to prevent mass deaths over the past century, you fucking morons

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  • BlackDragon480BlackDragon480 Bluster Kerfuffle Master of Windy ImportRegistered User regular
    Doctor Doom. Refuses to beg for your vote.
    milski wrote: »
    Could the Doom Slayer Slay Doom?

    Could the Doom Slayer Slay Doom at Doom?

    Could the Doom Slayer Slay Doom at Doom Slayer Doomed Slater DoomDoom SlayDoom?

    Can Doom defeat Tom Nook?

    He sucks against woodland creatures.

    If Tippy-toe can take him down, an immortal tanuki slumlord would tear him a Latveria sized new one.

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  • VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    edited March 23
    Doctor Doom. Refuses to beg for your vote.
    I voted for the academic. The liz warren of supervillains.

    we should elect our bestworst and brightest.

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  • PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    Arch wrote: »
    Also Thanos's plan is completely undone by simple population replacement curves, making him threatening at first, overwhelmingly egotistical, and ultimately useless just like [insert your least favorite political party here]!

    This is only true if the population continually increases without bound. If it does level off though people wouldn't suddenly have more children

  • EchoEcho Moderator mod
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    Echo wrote: »
    Let they who have not posted about their balls in the wrong thread cast the first stone.
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  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    None of those villains are all that super. What's the criteria for "super-" anyway? Territory captured? The British Empire wins there. Body count? Let me show you some historic figures. Crazy murder science? Oppenheimer. So called "super" villains managed to like, take over the UN for half an hour and act like they deserve some kind of villain award.

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  • Dark Raven XDark Raven X Laugh hard, run fast, be kindRegistered User regular
    Does Doom still owe Luke Cage $20?

    Oh brilliant
  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
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  • BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Fighting The Rising Odds Registered User, Moderator mod
    Doctor Doom. Refuses to beg for your vote.
    Ain't no false modesty with Doom.

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    Also he's sassy.

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    Me-ow kittycat.

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  • BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Fighting The Rising Odds Registered User, Moderator mod
    Doctor Doom. Refuses to beg for your vote.
    None of those villains are all that super. What's the criteria for "super-" anyway? Territory captured? The British Empire wins there. Body count? Let me show you some historic figures. Crazy murder science? Oppenheimer. So called "super" villains managed to like, take over the UN for half an hour and act like they deserve some kind of villain award.

    Doom once ruled over the entirety of creation. He has destroyed whole universes. He has broken into hell.

  • BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Fighting The Rising Odds Registered User, Moderator mod
    Doctor Doom. Refuses to beg for your vote.
    Does Doom still owe Luke Cage $20?

    Doom pays his debts. All know this.

  • evilbobevilbob Registered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    You literally couldn't wait 24 pages for this shit, Bogart?

    Look I don't make the rules here. It's literally beyond my control.

    If you've surrendered your will to Darkseid, why isn't he in the poll?

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  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    evilbob wrote: »
    Bogart wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    You literally couldn't wait 24 pages for this shit, Bogart?

    Look I don't make the rules here. It's literally beyond my control.

    If you've surrendered your will to Darkseid, why isn't he in the poll?

    Lord Darkseid? A Villain?! Preposterous!

  • PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    evilbob wrote: »
    Bogart wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    You literally couldn't wait 24 pages for this shit, Bogart?

    Look I don't make the rules here. It's literally beyond my control.

    If you've surrendered your will to Darkseid, why isn't he in the poll?

    You think your vote matters? The true supervillain will just declare victory and discard these results

  • SixSix Thankful for my limbs and teeth Registered User regular
    What have I done?

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  • HerrCronHerrCron It that wickedly supports taxation Registered User regular
    None of those villains are all that super. What's the criteria for "super-" anyway? Territory captured? The British Empire wins there. Body count? Let me show you some historic figures. Crazy murder science? Oppenheimer. So called "super" villains managed to like, take over the UN for half an hour and act like they deserve some kind of villain award.

    tbf the british empire has a good shout at taking the gold in all three categories there.

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  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    None of those villains are all that super. What's the criteria for "super-" anyway? Territory captured? The British Empire wins there. Body count? Let me show you some historic figures. Crazy murder science? Oppenheimer. So called "super" villains managed to like, take over the UN for half an hour and act like they deserve some kind of villain award.

    Doom once ruled over the entirety of creation. He has destroyed whole universes. He has broken into hell.

    And yet, a pile of rocks, Stretch Armstrong, and the world's biggest OSHA violation can reliably take him down.

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  • IlpalaIlpala Just this guy, y'know Texas booniesRegistered User regular
    Lex Luthor. Fooled by a pair of glasses.
    I mean the question was which supervillain would we benefit most from if they won. And that's not even a contest really. Cuz under most of the others, we'd be dead.

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  • EchoEcho Moderator mod
    Six wrote: »
    What have I done?

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    Echo wrote: »
    Let they who have not posted about their balls in the wrong thread cast the first stone.
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  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Echo you could fix this

  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit I'm a good person yes it's trueRegistered User regular
    Doctor Doom. Refuses to beg for your vote.
    Tav wrote: »
    a thing that bugs me is people going "but the spanish flu (replace with whatever disease) killed more"

    woah its almost as if we've learned more about virology and how to prevent mass deaths over the past century, you fucking morons

    It is also almost always presented as an argument without relation to time.

    Like sure X disease killed more people over a year and a half. This disease didn’t exist 5 months ago

    Give it time

    fuck gendered marketing
  • BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Fighting The Rising Odds Registered User, Moderator mod
    Doctor Doom. Refuses to beg for your vote.
    Echo you could fix this

    If two titans of such terrifying talents tussled surely the whole world would be destroyed.

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  • EchoEcho Moderator mod
    Echo you could fix this

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    Echo wrote: »
    Let they who have not posted about their balls in the wrong thread cast the first stone.
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  • VanguardVanguard A wretched country of duskRegistered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    Vanguard wrote: »
    bogart closes a chat thread early to make the worst kind of OP (a poll chat) about supervillains and doesn't even have the decency to include himself?

    smdh

    How do you know it's not my face under that handsome, steel mask, Vanguard?

    remove the mask and prove it, coward

  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Let it be known Echo is a collaborator

  • IncenjucarIncenjucar Audio Game Developer Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    Ultron. Needs oiling.
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