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    VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    Doctor Doom. Refuses to beg for your vote.
    Honk wrote: »
    VishNub wrote: »
    Kamiro wrote: »
    Honk wrote: »
    Our puppy farts a lot now.

    He was hogging my pillow when I went to bed and as I leaned in to carry him away he farted on my pillow.

    you deserved it

    taking a puppy's pillow. What a monster.

    He lacks concept of ownership and from what I learned at puppy training they count everything they’re currently in contact with as their stuff.

    He looks very cutely mopey and let’s out a grunt when I carry him away from things.

    ownership is unethical you capitalist

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    VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    edited March 2020
    Doctor Doom. Refuses to beg for your vote.
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    VishNub on
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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    Doctor Doom. Refuses to beg for your vote.
    tyrannus wrote: »
    So it's official. All grades are in. I graduated. 3.83 GPA BS in computer science!!

    Congrats!

    Unfortunately my sister’s graduation was canceled because none of the students in her class can complete their clinical hours because everyone is canceling non-emergent care : (

    fuck gendered marketing
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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    Magneto. Has a point, let's be honest here.
    cB557 wrote: »
    Athenor wrote: »
    I just got presented an ad for a kickstarter.. of a model of the lunar surface.

    It's basically a hunk of square "rock', molded to look like the lunar surface, with an aluminum base.

    At best I could call it a paperweight. But it's too big to be easily usable as such.

    Seriously, who would buy this?

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    @Donkey Kong

    This literally just looks like a segment of my 3D printed map! They also just stole the data from NASA like I did and made it into a CAD file!

    I wonder if I ever posted my python script that does this online...

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    DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    There are two 1500+ sqft 3BR apartments in my building now up for rent. I need to convince my wife/the managemnt company to let us transfer the lease and get out of the relative bullshit closet we're now living in.

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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Doctor Doom. Refuses to beg for your vote.
    VishNub wrote: »
    Honk wrote: »
    VishNub wrote: »
    Kamiro wrote: »
    Honk wrote: »
    Our puppy farts a lot now.

    He was hogging my pillow when I went to bed and as I leaned in to carry him away he farted on my pillow.

    you deserved it

    taking a puppy's pillow. What a monster.

    He lacks concept of ownership and from what I learned at puppy training they count everything they’re currently in contact with as their stuff.

    He looks very cutely mopey and let’s out a grunt when I carry him away from things.

    ownership is unethical you capitalist

    I reward him with candy when he shits in public.

    PSN: Honkalot
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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    my doggy learned so fast that my bed and just me bed is off limits (for now), and we bring her bed in from my dad's room during the day and she lays there. I really thought she'd be insistent since she's always hung out on my bed but seriously like two times of 'no' and she doesn't even jump up anymore. I'm impressed.

    (we're worried she could increase my wife's chances of getting sick in general by walking around outside and then on our bed so we ordered some doggy booties, once we can implement that for walks she comes back on the bed) (yay)

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    DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    that lunar surface could be a spray painted used kitchen sponge. It's not like anyone's gonna check.

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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Doctor Doom. Refuses to beg for your vote.
    Our problem is we let him be in the bed during castration recovery because he was very worried and bothered, and now he’s used to it and also big enough that he can jump up by himself.

    PSN: Honkalot
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    Nova_CNova_C I have the need The need for speedRegistered User regular
    edited March 2020
    I've seen a lot of social media saying something like, "We've learned that it's not the bankers or hedge fund managers that are essential to society, but the health care workers, the grocery store workers," etc.

    And, like....

    Did anyone ever think the financial industry was essential? They produce NOTHING. They build NOTHING. Anyone who ever thought their industry was important to society was delusional.

    Nova_C on
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    TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    Magneto. Has a point, let's be honest here.
    The worst super villain is this lady who keeps relying all AND writing a new email to me so I get two of every fucking email

    Bless your heart.
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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    Is this lo-son of a bitch, it is.

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    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    Magneto. Has a point, let's be honest here.
    Kamiro wrote: »
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    I'm so horny that I think these curves are fucking.

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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    kamiro pls

    Please consider the environment before printing this post.
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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    Doctor Doom. Refuses to beg for your vote.
    Can I use someone else's chain?

    Ramsden is a bit of a prick about using his.

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    OrcaOrca Also known as Espressosaurus WrexRegistered User regular
    Kamiro wrote: »
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    I'm so horny that I think these curves are fucking.

    They're not?

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    Magneto. Has a point, let's be honest here.
    Like 1% of finance sector workers provide a useful service and most of their job is automated. Personal loans, savings, things like that. Moving and securing money, and extending credit.

    The rest is absolute garbage and we would probably be better off if it were outlawed.

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    my friend sent me four max-length snap videos in a row of him looking at the water flowing out of his tap, counting air bubbles

    welp, that's him in the "went stark raving mad from isolation" column

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    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    Magneto. Has a point, let's be honest here.
    Is that curve loss. Jesus.

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    japanjapan Registered User regular
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    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    Magneto. Has a point, let's be honest here.
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    my friend sent me four max-length snap videos in a row of him looking at the water flowing out of his tap, counting air bubbles

    welp, that's him in the "went stark raving mad from isolation" column
    I had my break down over the weekend. Talking to coworkers today. Looks like they are on the brink and not there juuust yet.

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    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    Magneto. Has a point, let's be honest here.
    Timmy's gonna get dropped off at a mystery island if he keeps selling me the same item every day.

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Kamiro wrote: »
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    proceed directly to jail

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    VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    Doctor Doom. Refuses to beg for your vote.
    Apparently the public areas (national parks, etc...) that are still open are so slammed with visitors that they're closing by like 10am.

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    cB557cB557 voOOP Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Kamiro wrote: »
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    proceed directly to jail
    He can't, he has to rush to the hospital first.

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Doctor Doom. Refuses to beg for your vote.
    man nothing like a little lunch time light exercise while working from home to make you realize how ridiculously out of shape you've gotten

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    edited March 2020
    Doctor Doom. Refuses to beg for your vote.

    "The health and safety of our visitors, employees, volunteers, and partners at Zion is our number one priority. The CDC guidance for the COVID-19 pandemic includes social distancing. We are concerned that Saturday’s visitation patterns were not following the CDC recommendations.

    If you are coming to the Park, please choose to visit areas that are not crowded to allow for adequate social distancing. It is difficult to follow CDC recommendations on trails like Angels Landing, Riverside Walk, Upper Emerald Pools and other high-use trails. The Zion Canyon Scenic Drive became so congested on Saturday that the park had to close the road.

    Use this opportunity to explore different areas of the Park. Visit our website to plan hikes to lesser known areas. If you encounter a crowded trailhead, go elsewhere. Many trailheads have panels with hike directions and maps. Snap a photo of it so you have it with you."

    Yes lets all get sweaty and touch the same chain. What could go wrong?

    VishNub on
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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    cB557 wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Kamiro wrote: »
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    proceed directly to jail
    He can't, he has to rush to the hospital first.

    DIRECTLY to jail

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    Magneto. Has a point, let's be honest here.
    after 30 years of extraverts irritating me all day long and making me live in a stupid world designed around their deviancy, it has been fun watching them utterly crumble under the stress of being partially alone for a week.

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    VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    Doctor Doom. Refuses to beg for your vote.
    Meanwhile at yosemite (which is closed)

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    Magneto. Has a point, let's be honest here.
    Maybe by week 3 I will feel the tiniest bit bad for them

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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Doctor Doom. Refuses to beg for your vote.
    VishNub wrote: »
    Meanwhile at yosemite (which is closed)


    How does that view exist? 500 feet waterfall to your right, forest valley, perfectly vertical cliff to your left.

    I’m offended.

    PSN: Honkalot
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    VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    edited March 2020
    Doctor Doom. Refuses to beg for your vote.
    You can go outside. Just don't be a dumbass.

    VishNub on
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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Doctor Doom. Refuses to beg for your vote.
    Scenery having ass mfers

    PSN: Honkalot
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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    Magneto. Has a point, let's be honest here.
    Honk wrote: »
    VishNub wrote: »
    Meanwhile at yosemite (which is closed)


    How does that view exist? 500 feet waterfall to your right, forest valley, perfectly vertical cliff to your left.

    I’m offended.

    Yellowstone is like if the compressed map of an open world video game were a real place. It's 100% nuts and I really want to go back

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    VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    Doctor Doom. Refuses to beg for your vote.
    Honk wrote: »
    Scenery having ass mfers

    I mean it's basically a fjord minus the water.

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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    Thanos. Wants you to read a 17,000 word blogpost about why he's right.
    @Aioua @Feral @syndalis

    presented, again, without comment:

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    bonus content!
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    VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    Doctor Doom. Refuses to beg for your vote.
    I can't quite read it, but does the fortune cookie say something ironic?

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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    Thanos. Wants you to read a 17,000 word blogpost about why he's right.
    VishNub wrote: »
    I can't quite read it, but does the fortune cookie say something ironic?

    Nah... "A beautiful, smart, and loving person will be coming into your life".

    You can see the keys on the top left are just melted to shit though :):)

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    Magneto. Has a point, let's be honest here.
    wowsers

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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