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  • TrexyTrexy Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Raneados wrote: »
    I pretended I was colorblind for a little bit

    it was fun

    My old ex girlfriend would say anything to appear quirky.
    At first you would be like, oh hay that’s pretty cool.
    But after about a month of dating her I was just like
    NO SHUT UP, YOU ARE NOT COLORBLIND
    God I hated that women.

    Trexy on
  • turtleantturtleant Gunpla Dad is the best.Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Ever notice how you never sneeze while taking a wizz. It's like your body knows that if it did, you would be paying for new wallpaper. Wierd. And yeah, sneezing while going #2 feels really wierd.

    turtleant on
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  • MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    turtleant120 wrote: »
    Ever notice how you never sneeze while taking a wizz. It's like your body knows that if it did, you would be paying for new wallpaper. Wierd. And yeah, sneezing while going #2 feels really wierd.

    I have had to sneeze while I was taking a piss before. It's a very ominous feeling.

    Marathon on
  • ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    teehee

    I was just reading the directions on my airsoft pistol

    1. Put the safety on
    2. cock pointing down

    I am giggling uncontrollably.

    you people have ruined me.

    Scrumtrulescent on
  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Scrumtrulescent wrote: »
    teehee

    I was just reading the directions on my airsoft pistol

    1. Put the safety on
    2. cock pointing down

    I am giggling uncontrollably.

    you people have ruined me.


    What kind is it?

    Uriel on
  • turtleantturtleant Gunpla Dad is the best.Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Marathon wrote: »
    turtleant120 wrote: »
    Ever notice how you never sneeze while taking a wizz. It's like your body knows that if it did, you would be paying for new wallpaper. Wierd. And yeah, sneezing while going #2 feels really wierd.

    I have had to sneeze while I was taking a piss before. It's a very ominous feeling.

    I'd be worried about blowing the back end out to, if you know what I mean.

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  • TrexyTrexy Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Did you know, when you know you have a sneeze coming, but it is taking its time, staring in to a light source makes it come faster.
    No clue why, but I swear to god it works.

    Trexy on
  • ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Uriel wrote: »
    Scrumtrulescent wrote: »
    teehee

    I was just reading the directions on my airsoft pistol

    1. Put the safety on
    2. cock pointing down

    I am giggling uncontrollably.

    you people have ruined me.


    What kind is it?

    I don't know

    desert eagle

    I am thinking of buying a p-90 for like thirty bucks

    these things are cheap

    Scrumtrulescent on
  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Trexy wrote: »
    Did you know, when you know you have a sneeze coming, but it is taking its time, staring in to a light source makes it come faster.
    No clue why, but I swear to god it works.

    Yeah, sometimes I get sneezes triggered by light sources. I'm allergic to light or something, I dunno.

    Mysst on
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  • KarnackKarnack Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    That's nothin'.

    If it's sunny enough and I'm just walkin' outside I can stare at the sun and sneeze with no provocation.

    Worst super power in the world or some crap about science and pollen?

    You decide!

    Karnack on
  • ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    reaction to the yellow sun's rays

    like Superman but less cool

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Scrumtrulescent wrote: »
    Uriel wrote: »
    Scrumtrulescent wrote: »
    teehee

    I was just reading the directions on my airsoft pistol

    1. Put the safety on
    2. cock pointing down

    I am giggling uncontrollably.

    you people have ruined me.


    What kind is it?

    I don't know

    desert eagle

    I am thinking of buying a p-90 for like thirty bucks

    these things are cheap
    The cheap ones are usually crap.

    I had a P99 spring airsoft pistol, recently fell right apart.

    Uriel on
  • ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    so what kind of price am I looking for

    like a hundred

    Scrumtrulescent on
  • PhonehandPhonehand Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    sometimes i could just kill a man

    Phonehand on
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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Scrumtrulescent wrote: »
    so what kind of price am I looking for

    like a hundred

    A hundred something for a decent full auto or semi auto one yeah.

    But for a full auto one you know wont just fall apart you are looking at a couple hundred.

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  • ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    so like a forty dollar p90 from Amazon isn't a safe bet

    it looks pretty damn solid

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  • Wombat!!Wombat!! Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I have raynords syndrome, so if i keep my hands or feet in weather, even if it is in the low 40s, they will get extremely cold. They turn purple, blue, and orange.

    Also, i had horrible posture during a growth spurt, so now my sternum has a healthy CURVE to it!

    Wombat!! on
  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I have sneezes triggered by grapefruit juice and dark chocolate.

    As7 on
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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    so like a forty dollar p90 from Amazon isn't a safe bet

    it looks pretty damn solid

    The motor and gearbox are probably junk, and will probably last like a couple days of firing.

    Check these out, look at about a 130-250 dollar range. Tokyo Marui is really the best of the bunch there, best bang for your buck.

    If you are looking for a semi auto pistol, look at gas guns.

    Uriel on
  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I am a paragon of physical, mental and spiritual perfection the likes of which has not been seen since the heyday of the Greek pantheon.

    Fallout on
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  • ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    so if I want something cheap I should go with a spring

    Scrumtrulescent on
  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Scrumtrulescent wrote: »
    so if I want something cheap I should go with a spring

    Yeah but they wont last very long, and you have to cock them before each shot.

    Uriel on
  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    I'm missing one part of my body.

    Guess which one.

    Hint:
    I'm still able to masturbate.

    PotU on
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  • BijlBijl Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I feel like I have to take a shit but I don't

    Bijl on
  • BijlBijl Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    PotU wrote: »
    I'm missing one part of my body.

    Guess which one.

    Hint:
    I'm still able to masturbate.
    One ball

    Bijl on
  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    PotU wrote: »
    I'm missing one part of my body.

    Guess which one.

    Hint:
    I'm still able to masturbate.

    Your tonsils or your wisdom tooth or something equally boring, no doubt.

    As7 on
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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    Bijl wrote: »
    PotU wrote: »
    I'm missing one part of my body.

    Guess which one.

    Hint:
    I'm still able to masturbate.
    One ball

    Ding ding ding

    PotU on
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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    Arsenic7 wrote: »
    PotU wrote: »
    I'm missing one part of my body.

    Guess which one.

    Hint:
    I'm still able to masturbate.

    Your tonsils or your wisdom tooth or something equally boring, no doubt.

    Ha, no, it's not boring at all!

    PotU on
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  • BijlBijl Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    PotU wrote: »
    Bijl wrote: »
    PotU wrote: »
    I'm missing one part of my body.

    Guess which one.

    Hint:
    I'm still able to masturbate.
    One ball

    Ding ding ding
    So one ball is enough? Why do we have two?

    Bijl on
  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    i'm too nice

    mrpaku on
  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    Bijl wrote: »
    PotU wrote: »
    Bijl wrote: »
    PotU wrote: »
    I'm missing one part of my body.

    Guess which one.

    Hint:
    I'm still able to masturbate.
    One ball

    Ding ding ding
    So one ball is enough? Why do we have two?

    Hell, I don't know. I guess I don't have that much (many? I always forget which one is right) semen anymore.

    Or I just masturbate to often.

    PotU on
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  • BijlBijl Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    It's good to know that I have a backup testicle

    Bijl on
  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    I guess it's the same with the kidneys.

    PotU on
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  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    What is wrong with me:

    I am intensely paranoid.

    Shorty on
  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Shorty wrote: »
    What is wrong with me:

    I am intensely paranoid.

    Yeah but you do have a lot of enemies

    BusterK on
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  • BijlBijl Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Shorty wrote: »
    What is wrong with me:

    I am intensely paranoid.
    You don't look so paranoid to me

    Bijl on
  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    BusterK wrote: »
    Shorty wrote: »
    What is wrong with me:

    I am intensely paranoid.

    Yeah but you do have a lot of enemies

    Shut up.

    Shorty on
  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited May 2007
    ascot wrote: »
    I tend to like people way more than they like me.

    Meant i used to kind of get shit on quite a lot, (not literally).

    So now i just mostly hate everyone. Still happens occasionally though.

    I'm just a mug i guess.

    Hey! Stop copying me!

    Quetzi on
  • B.C.B.C. is a bee! remember me?Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I have Eczema on my scalp on my fingers. The scalp leads to dandruff issues that are very hard to control, and it's a real bitch to play the guitar when your fretting fingers are cracked and bloody.

    I have self esteem issues.
    I am also chronically unmotivated.

    B.C. on
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  • PhonehandPhonehand Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    PotU wrote: »
    Bijl wrote: »
    PotU wrote: »
    Bijl wrote: »
    PotU wrote: »
    I'm missing one part of my body.

    Guess which one.

    Hint:
    I'm still able to masturbate.
    One ball

    Ding ding ding
    So one ball is enough? Why do we have two?

    Hell, I don't know. I guess I don't have that much (many? I always forget which one is right) semen anymore.

    Or I just masturbate to often.

    balance

    Phonehand on
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