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I mean it I spent thousands installing uncloggable toilets in my house because I have big smelly dumps and know too many people who have had plungers hidden by poltergeists or magic burglars.
My toilets are nearly perfect but sadly not fireproof (yet)
Like my toilet has clogged like maybe twice. How along with so many other things does America do toilets so poorly?
Honestly, it's a question I wonder about.
In my 29 years in Australia I encountered a clogged toilet never
Since moving to Canada I've had to plunge dozens of times. My current apartment is slightly underground so we don't have any gravity assistance and now I own my own toilet auger because of how often our toilet clogs.
Like my toilet has clogged like maybe twice. How along with so many other things does America do toilets so poorly?
Honestly, it's a question I wonder about.
In my 29 years in Australia I encountered a clogged toilet never
Since moving to Canada I've had to plunge dozens of times. My current apartment is slightly underground so we don't have any gravity assistance and now I own my own toilet auger because of how often our toilet clogs.
I'd replace all of the non-vegan things in their fridge with vegan "replacements". You wanted some cheddar? How about a compound designed to remind you of cheddar?
I'd replace all of the non-vegan things in their fridge with vegan "replacements". You wanted some cheddar? How about a compound designed to remind you of cheddar?
A perfect half-foot tall horizontal slice of the entire house just below the second floor. So that every time they go up the stairs, they try to go up one extra step, and the same going down. Every time.
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Donovan PuppyfuckerA dagger in the dark isworth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered Userregular
A perfect half-foot tall horizontal slice of the entire house just below the second floor. So that every time they go up the stairs, they try to go up one extra step, and the same going down. Every time.
It'd be easier to just carpet their stairs with something that works like disruptive camouflage, so they can't see the stairs properly:
I'd replace all of the non-vegan things in their fridge with vegan "replacements". You wanted some cheddar? How about a compound designed to remind you of cheddar?
So what would you do with my already fully plant-based fridge?
Replace the oat milk with whitewash? The seitan with a trainer sole?
I would put small amounts of psychotropic substances into their food products, at random intervals, so they would think they're going crazy for an hour at a time. The fun stuff, though, like DMT and peyote, not the awful stuff like anthrax or salvia.
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HacksawJ. Duggan Esq.Wrestler at LawRegistered Userregular
Slightly rearrange their furniture every night while they're sleeping. When they awaken, everything will be ever so slightly out of place in a new way. Eventually they'll go crazy and light their whole home on fire.
A perfect half-foot tall horizontal slice of the entire house just below the second floor. So that every time they go up the stairs, they try to go up one extra step, and the same going down. Every time.
It'd be easier to just carpet their stairs with something that works like disruptive camouflage, so they can't see the stairs properly:
I forgot to mention for anyone who can't see the fine detail in the picture, that picture is of a staircase. That's not a flat carpeted floor, it is a murderous carpeted staircase heading downwards from left to right. The person in the leather shoes is standing on the top landing.
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Or I’d install a smart home monitoring system and continue to change it to uncomfortable temperatures.
Satans..... hints.....
This is shitty dude
My toilets are nearly perfect but sadly not fireproof (yet)
Replace all weed with pre-vaporized weed
Satans..... hints.....
America proudly has the biggest, least-healthy shits
I give birth to a baby cow like every other day
The toilet I’ve accidentally lit on fire before can handle about 11 lbs (~4 kilos) of corn-bejeweled feculence
Umm what?
Honestly, it's a question I wonder about.
In my 29 years in Australia I encountered a clogged toilet never
Since moving to Canada I've had to plunge dozens of times. My current apartment is slightly underground so we don't have any gravity assistance and now I own my own toilet auger because of how often our toilet clogs.
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
coriolis effect
Hi FBI I want to report a terrorist.
It'd be easier to just carpet their stairs with something that works like disruptive camouflage, so they can't see the stairs properly:
So what would you do with my already fully plant-based fridge?
Replace the oat milk with whitewash? The seitan with a trainer sole?
Joke's on you - how would I tell?
Will they spot the difference? Let's watch...
I forgot to mention for anyone who can't see the fine detail in the picture, that picture is of a staircase. That's not a flat carpeted floor, it is a murderous carpeted staircase heading downwards from left to right. The person in the leather shoes is standing on the top landing.
their heart.
You’re a monster.
Steal the aglets from the ends of shoelaces, then unlace each shoe to a random, asymmetric eyelet.
Steal the straw from every pump soap dispenser and spray bottle.
Devious, but not exactly thievery.
Steal the “a button” off every video game controller they have... including their keyboard.
Satans..... hints.....
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
For example, my favorite standard from Switzerland!
It wasn’t just the toilet, it was also the ceiling directly above it.
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.