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I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boomRegistered User regular
hit me with your squatch relationship

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[SASQUATCH] 124 votes

Absolutely real. Woods are big. Big woods!!!
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ShortyAl_watRear Admiral ChocoBahamutZEROrhylithUnbrokenEvaStraightziLibrarian's ghostUrielPeasCentipede DamascusMetzger MeisterGrey GhostJimothyPinfeldorfSatanic JesusThe Cow KingMagellCelloStilts 26 votes
If it was real, it's extinct by now.
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Magic PinkDarkPrimusKetBraani_game_bumDaebunzTheStigKruiteIronKnuckle's GhostEddySLyMPreciousBodilyFluidsWeedLordVegetaLikeaBoshCrippl3cursedking 15 votes
It's supernatural, like Sting. A spirit, or a ghost.
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TayaBucketmanZonugalel_vicioRadiusEndless_SerpentsLucedesMysterious FoxmageormikeJuggernutDr. FlamingoThe Escape Goat 12 votes
Look I know this isn't going to be the most popular opinion but hear me out it's probably an alien
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bowenchromdomDirtyboyLost SalientEvilCake 5 votes
Just people struggling to properly identify stinky bears
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#pipeMulysaSemproniusSnorkRaijin QuickfootKevin CristHouk the NamebringerASimPersonKadithJavenBendery It Like BeckhamWeaverLindsay LohanSonelancj iwakurasarukunSirToastyTheySlashThemPoorochondriacOlivawspono 45 votes
I'm from another part of the world and no one cares to ask about our local cryptids and frankly it's annoying
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FishmanIndie WintertynicHoA-playerDepressperadoCrimson KingXaquinRhesus PositiveFlarneGrisloPeewiElaroDonovan PuppyfuckerXehalusDarkPresenceMidniteMr FuzzbuttGrogdiscriderGvzbgul 21 votes
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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
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    DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    I got a big wood, nahmsayin?

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    UrielUriel Registered User regular
    Absolutely real. Woods are big. Big woods!!!
    Woods are pretty big

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Just people struggling to properly identify stinky bears
    A Sasquatch is just the stinkiest bear

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    Just people struggling to properly identify stinky bears
    People don't realize that bears are facultatively bipedal.

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    JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    It's supernatural, like Sting. A spirit, or a ghost.
    Squatches are absolutely phantoms or spectres it's the only possible explanation that makes any kind of scientific sense.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Just people struggling to properly identify stinky bears
    Juggernut wrote: »
    Squatches are absolutely phantoms or spectres it's the only possible explanation that makes any kind of scientific sense.

    I don’t know. Did you consider chemtrails?

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    milskimilski Poyo! Registered User regular
    Just people struggling to properly identify stinky bears
    Hit me with your local cryptids please

    I ate an engineer
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    DysDys how am I even using this gun Registered User regular
    Just people struggling to properly identify stinky bears
    milski wrote: »
    Hit me with your local cryptids please

    This is exactly what I was about to ask; I would adore hearing about weird cryptids abroad.

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    Just people struggling to properly identify stinky bears
    Paget Brewster as Sadie Doyle saying "Sass-quatch" is the closest I've ever gotten to understanding ASMR

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    JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    It's supernatural, like Sting. A spirit, or a ghost.
    Our local cryptid is the lizard man I will give you three guesses what his deal is all about

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    UrielUriel Registered User regular
    Absolutely real. Woods are big. Big woods!!!
    Am I the only rube that wants to believe.

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    Just people struggling to properly identify stinky bears
    Juggernut wrote: »
    Our local cryptid is the lizard man I will give you three guesses what his deal is all about

    Oh hey I actually know this one because I spend my weekend nights watching stupid paranormal videos on Youtube because it's fun.

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    JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    It's supernatural, like Sting. A spirit, or a ghost.
    Juggernut wrote: »
    Squatches are absolutely phantoms or spectres it's the only possible explanation that makes any kind of scientific sense.

    I don’t know. Did you consider chemtrails?

    Chemtrails?

    Is this a fucking joke to you?

    Get out of here with your conspiracy theory garbage this is a forum to discuss the quantifiable science behind poltergeist bigfoot

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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    If it was real, it's extinct by now.
    Juggernut wrote: »
    Our local cryptid is the lizard man I will give you three guesses what his deal is all about

    is he a man what owns many lizards

    and trains them to kill

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    Absolutely real. Woods are big. Big woods!!!
    Part of me says that Sasquatch is probably just stinky bears, but part of me really wants Sasquatch to be real, and my friend.

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    JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    It's supernatural, like Sting. A spirit, or a ghost.
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    Juggernut wrote: »
    Our local cryptid is the lizard man I will give you three guesses what his deal is all about

    is he a man what owns many lizards

    and trains them to kill

    No but I did work with that guy at a Best Buy once.

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    Just people struggling to properly identify stinky bears
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKJDYXbxCdI

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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited April 2020
    I'm from another part of the world and no one cares to ask about our local cryptids and frankly it's annoying
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    nothing but respect for my {cordelia} sasquatch

    Indie Winter on
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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    If it was real, it's extinct by now.
    Sam Elliot killed Bigfoot.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkP4bZKCHE8

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    RadiusRadius Registered User regular
    edited April 2020
    It's supernatural, like Sting. A spirit, or a ghost.
    Could you please clarify whether you are referring to Sting the musician or Sting the wrestler?

    It won't change my answer, but I would appreciate it nonetheless.

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    PolaritiePolaritie Sleepy Registered User regular
    Just people struggling to properly identify stinky bears
    "Booze did it" wasn't an option, so...

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    Linespider5Linespider5 ALL HAIL KING KILLMONGER Registered User regular
    Just people struggling to properly identify stinky bears
    One documentary inadvertently killed the entire premise for me when they revealed that 50 years of scientific advances in forensics have yielded not a single new piece of evidence supporting the existence of Sasquatch.

    It’s just like realizing that Loch Ness didn’t even exist back when there were plesiosaurs.

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    Absolutely real. Woods are big. Big woods!!!
    Radius wrote: »
    Could you please clarify whether you are referring to Sting the musician or Sting the wrestler?

    It won't change my answer, but I would appreciate it nonetheless.

    Aren't they the same person?

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    GrisloGrislo Registered User regular
    I'm from another part of the world and no one cares to ask about our local cryptids and frankly it's annoying
    Is this the Pottersville thread?

    This post was sponsored by Tom Cruise.
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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    Absolutely real. Woods are big. Big woods!!!
    having grown up in a samsquantch region I can say that the general attitude is "probably real but it's not a big deal, just leave him be"

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Just people struggling to properly identify stinky bears
    Juggernut wrote: »
    Juggernut wrote: »
    Squatches are absolutely phantoms or spectres it's the only possible explanation that makes any kind of scientific sense.

    I don’t know. Did you consider chemtrails?

    Chemtrails?

    Is this a fucking joke to you?

    Get out of here with your conspiracy theory garbage this is a forum to discuss the quantifiable science behind poltergeist bigfoot

    Do you think jet fuel can melt steel beams?

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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    i'm PNW and i think there's a good chance he's not real but also a lot of the arguments about not finding material ring hollow because woods.......woods VERY big

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    Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    Just people struggling to properly identify stinky bears
    Probably not real; My reasoning, I saw a bear on Saturday, but not a Sasquatch. Checkmate athiests.

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    KetBraKetBra Dressed Ridiculously Registered User regular
    If it was real, it's extinct by now.
    We're very good at killing animals we don't even know about so

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Absolutely real. Woods are big. Big woods!!!
    I would like to think they're real but will almost certainly never get confirmation, and if I ever saw one I doubt I'd ever talk about it

    While we're here though, y'all should check out a podcast called Wild Thing

    An NPR reporter learns that a distant cousin of hers, whom she never knew, was Grover Krantz, one of the few Sasquatch researchers who was at all respected by the scientific community, because he was a tenured professor of anthropology and insisted on approaching the issue with rigorous methodology

    The podcast is more about the community around Sasquatch than real questions of whether it exists, though there's a little of that, but it's just a really fun and fascinating show

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    you didn't even ping @Gustav ????

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    Absolutely real. Woods are big. Big woods!!!
    I'm voting for real but I also would go for sasquatch being supernatural in a sort of non-dismissive blanket belief in the supernatural. I think sasquatch is real and whether or not it's a supernatural being doesn't make a difference one way or the other to me.

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    I'm from another part of the world and no one cares to ask about our local cryptids and frankly it's annoying
    Nobody ever wants to know about Bunyips!

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    PeasPeas Registered User regular
    Absolutely real. Woods are big. Big woods!!!
    It's not logical to think that the image of such a big sized creature would not be captured by our current photography technology
    I deduce that the Sasquatch is actually the wandering spirit of a neanderthal who got lost in the woods 50 thousand years ago

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    el_vicioel_vicio Registered User regular
    It's supernatural, like Sting. A spirit, or a ghost.
    Supernatural obv

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INy_YfzkXJ4

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    Absolutely real. Woods are big. Big woods!!!
    Nobody ever wants to know about Bunyips!

    Tell me about bunyips! I obviously want to know about bunyips.

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    UnbrokenEvaUnbrokenEva HIGH ON THE WIRE BUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered User regular
    Absolutely real. Woods are big. Big woods!!!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJphX1WtVSY

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    I'm from another part of the world and no one cares to ask about our local cryptids and frankly it's annoying
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Nobody ever wants to know about Bunyips!

    Tell me about bunyips! I obviously want to know about bunyips.

    I'll take the lazy way out and link you to the wiki, because it knows more than me: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bunyip

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited April 2020
    Absolutely real. Woods are big. Big woods!!!
    Oh I've read that wiki before, I know all about bunyips (they're rad as hell), I just wanted to know if you had that true local lore going on here

    Straightzi on
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