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  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    Priest was kind of a dumb movie, but Karl Urban really nailed the cowboy Dracula aesthetic.

    I really felt after I saw it they should have done the animation as the whole movie

  • Special KSpecial K Registered User regular
    Kringle just inspired me to watch a Friday 13th movie out of curiosity. I'm sure I've seen the first (but I don't remember it), and I've definitely seen the most recent with Jamie Lee Curtis.

    I watched Jason X.

    Hahaha, holy shit - that was waaaay more fun than I expected it to be.

    "Yeah, that'll do it.".

  • Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    Special K wrote: »
    Kringle just inspired me to watch a Friday 13th movie out of curiosity. I'm sure I've seen the first (but I don't remember it), and I've definitely seen the most recent with Jamie Lee Curtis.

    I watched Jason X.

    Hahaha, holy shit - that was waaaay more fun than I expected it to be.

    "Yeah, that'll do it.".

    this is an attack

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  • astrobstrdastrobstrd So full of mercy... Registered User regular
    Special K wrote: »
    Kringle just inspired me to watch a Friday 13th movie out of curiosity. I'm sure I've seen the first (but I don't remember it), and I've definitely seen the most recent with Jamie Lee Curtis.

    I watched Jason X.

    Hahaha, holy shit - that was waaaay more fun than I expected it to be.

    "Yeah, that'll do it.".

    this is an attack

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Special K wrote: »
    Kringle just inspired me to watch a Friday 13th movie out of curiosity. I'm sure I've seen the first (but I don't remember it), and I've definitely seen the most recent with Jamie Lee Curtis.

    I watched Jason X.

    Hahaha, holy shit - that was waaaay more fun than I expected it to be.

    "Yeah, that'll do it.".

    this is an attack

    Sometimes I get Jamie Lee Curtis and Willa Ford confused as well.

  • FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    astrobstrd wrote: »
    Special K wrote: »
    Kringle just inspired me to watch a Friday 13th movie out of curiosity. I'm sure I've seen the first (but I don't remember it), and I've definitely seen the most recent with Jamie Lee Curtis.

    I watched Jason X.

    Hahaha, holy shit - that was waaaay more fun than I expected it to be.

    "Yeah, that'll do it.".

    this is an attack

    x3t05umdk5kl.jpeg

    Oh my Gods I laughed at this for way too long

  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    Ironically, Jamie Lee Curtis showed up to an EVO dressed as Vega.

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  • TefTef Registered User regular
    So I just finished watching Southbound, at the recommendation of @Johnny Chopsocky and I thought it was great! I can see why a bunch of people really like it when it came out.

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  • astrobstrdastrobstrd So full of mercy... Registered User regular
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    Ironically, Jamie Lee Curtis showed up to an EVO dressed as Vega.

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    As great as JLC as Vega is, I have to shout out Christopher Guest as Tekken deep cut, Dr. B.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    JLC is a huge fucking weeb and loves to cosplay

  • GrisloGrislo Registered User regular
    GR_Zombie wrote: »
    I believe his giant cowboy Bowie knife is what stabs Dracula in the heart

    I believe the Whedon Dracula script has the line, "Do you know what happens to a Dracula when it's stabbed by two knives? The same thing that happens to everything else."

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Oh so a very good line then

  • miscellaneousinsanitymiscellaneousinsanity grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, i hurt peopleRegistered User regular
    cowboys and Draculas y'say

    https://youtu.be/Wdh_Fbiu5zE

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  • SatanIsMyMotorSatanIsMyMotor Fuck Warren Ellis Registered User regular
    edited October 2020
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Thread got me thinking about wooden stakes and vampires.

    Has Groot ever gone against vampires? I'd figure he'd be outright terrifying to vampires

    dracula exist in the marvel universe, but I dunno if he ever fought groot

    Gimme a Blade/Groot team up

    Blade is actually currently sporting around a baby Man-Thing that hangs out on his shoulder and provides him with wooden stakes to kill vampires.

    Prior to being with Blade, baby Man-Thing was tethered to Dracula's vampire son who sported a gatlin gun that fired wooden stakes generated by baby Man-Thing.

    edit: this post sounds like I should be headed to prison if taken out of context.

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Oh so a very good line then

    I mean in this context probably not, Dracula getting stabbed by two knives is probably different than me getting stabbed by two knives

  • TefTef Registered User regular
    Grislo wrote: »
    GR_Zombie wrote: »
    I believe his giant cowboy Bowie knife is what stabs Dracula in the heart

    I believe the Whedon Dracula script has the line, "Do you know what happens to a Dracula when it's stabbed by two knives? The same thing that happens to everything else."
    Are you gonna be a good terminator, a bad terminator, or a kind of in the middle terminator?

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    JLC is a huge fucking weeb and loves to cosplay

    she likes Tonytony Chopper, she's A-OK in my book

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  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    JLC is a huge fucking weeb and loves to cosplay

    she also did a few episodes of game grumps

  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited October 2020
    Mysst wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    JLC is a huge fucking weeb and loves to cosplay

    she likes Tonytony Chopper, she's A-OK in my book

    coulda been jinbei, but oh well

    PiptheFair on
  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    JLC is a huge fucking weeb and loves to cosplay

    Makes sense. Seems like the kind of thing a Dream Warrior would do.

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  • Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular

    oh finally gotta get on this

    what if there was a cow?

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  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    What the fuck is a cow?

  • 3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    And why is there only one of it?

  • Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    Jedoc wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    JLC is a huge fucking weeb and loves to cosplay

    Makes sense. Seems like the kind of thing a Dream Warrior would do.

    don't think i didn't see what you just did

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  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    is that like

    what if the president was married to a cow

  • wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    edited October 2020
    [deleted Tom and Jerry trailer]

    The animation looks good but I feel strongly that all the human characters should only be visible from the neck down

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  • GrisloGrislo Registered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Oh so a very good line then

    Sure, it was always a perfectly fine line.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    people dunk on that storm line and batman begins' "SWEAR TO ME" but what's the fuckin point of being a superhero if you don't say cheesy shit like that

  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    people dunk on that storm line and batman begins' "SWEAR TO ME" but what's the fuckin point of being a superhero if you don't say cheesy shit like that

    Chaos dunking nerds?

  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    people dunk on that storm line and batman begins' "SWEAR TO ME" but what's the fuckin point of being a superhero if you don't say cheesy shit like that

    I wanna know about bears and rabbits.

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  • wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    edited October 2020
    I feel like the Storm line could’ve been good but that Halle Berry/the director kinda flubbed it

    Like it should’ve been delivered with a shrug instead of a dramatic monotone

    wandering on
  • OdinOdin Registered User regular
    Storm's line would have made more sense if they hadn't cut most of Toad's dialogue

    His whole thing was to deliver random facts about frogs and toads during the fights, so that was her turning it around on him

  • GustavGustav Friend of Goats Somewhere in the OzarksRegistered User regular
    As long as we all acknowledge that “some motherfuckers are always trying to ice skate uphill” remains the true reigning champ of superhero one liners

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  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    am I imagining it or was there an alternate version of the Toad line where the punchline was "it croaks"

  • wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    The best line in X-men is Magneto’s little sneer at wolf boy for letting blob man go

  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    "Oh yes. A bolt of lightning into a huge copper conductor. I thought you lived at a school."

  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    bitchy old queen magneto is one of the best things about that series

    "We love what you've done with your hair" is ace

    I saw somebody on Twitter ask David Hayter what his favorite thing to write in X2 was, and he said Magneto

    I'm pretty sure he's talking about lines like that

  • wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    edited October 2020
    The problem with alot of the newer X-men is that they’re like “what if we cast people who aren’t Ian McKellen and Patrick Stewart as Magneto and Xavier” which is obviously unacceptable

    I don’t care how hot whatshisface and whatshisname are or the fact that you’re make a prequel or whatever, there is no excuse

    wandering on
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