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[chat] Resident Evil Toll Gurl

CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
edited January 2021 in Debate and/or Discourse
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Or maybe you are into the other hot women who will kill you in the game

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  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    Yaaaaassss

  • joshgotrojoshgotro nah nahRegistered User regular
    YOO-HOO IS THE NECTAR OF THE GODS.

  • 21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Question: where are her glove blades when they’re not extended??????

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  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    21stCentury wrote: »
    Question: where are her glove blades when they’re not extended??????

    she's like wolverine

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  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    edited January 2021
    21stCentury wrote: »
    Question: where are her glove blades when they’re not extended??????

    How is there a 9ft tall woman who has blades in her hands

    The answer is who gives a shit just step on me mommy

    bloodyroarxx on
  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    the original big titty goth gf

  • 21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    bloodyroarxx wrote: »
    21stCentury wrote: »
    Question: where are her glove blades when they’re not extended??????

    How is there a 9ft tall woman who has blades on her hands

    The answer is who gives a shit just step on me mommy

    Are we expected to believe that giant vampire lady has *snort* magical gloves? I hope someone got fired for that blunder.

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  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod


    @echo @honk

    vänsterpartiet is hip with the youths

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  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    You just know she's hiding an extra giant eye under that wide-brimmed hat. She'll reveal it when you fight her final boss form.

  • IlpalaIlpala Just this guy, y'know TexasRegistered User regular
    They seemed more like her nails growing.

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    You just know she's hiding an extra giant eye under that wide-brimmed hat. She'll reveal it when you fight her final boss form.

    is that supposed to be a turn off

  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    nexuscrawler wrote: »
    the original big titty goth gf

    A goth dressed all in white? Is that even legal?

  • BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    CAPCOM: So there's this goth lady

    INTERNET: Yes

    CAPCOM: She's trying to kill you

    INTERNET: Yes

    CAPCOM: She's very tall

    INTERNET: Yes

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Ilpala wrote: »
    They seemed more like her nails growing.

    she must drink a lot of milk

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  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Burnage wrote: »
    CAPCOM: So there's this goth lady

    INTERNET: Yes

    CAPCOM: She's trying to kill you

    INTERNET: Yes

    CAPCOM: She's very tall

    INTERNET: Yes

    i feel like you could arrange the capcom lines in any order and this still works

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  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    Well, time to take a sick day

    I’m supposed to get tested right? Hmm do I see local urgent care or trek to a city run site with less wait and prob quicker turn around time

    There’s also in home testing options covered by insurance but that’s lots of turn around time


    Also, work sent this out - not a surprise but:
    we have made the decision to extend our WFH arrangement globally until September 1, 2021. This means that, even though we intend to open our offices before September 1, no one will be required to come into the office before then if you do not feel safe doing so

    poo
  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    edited January 2021
    Why isn't Farfetch'd in the list of Pokémon to eat? That's the one that even comes with its own side of veggies

    Rhesus Positive on
    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
  • zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    You just know she's hiding an extra giant eye under that wide-brimmed hat. She'll reveal it when you fight her final boss form.
    I'm thinking weird reverse jointed legs.

  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    zepherin wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    You just know she's hiding an extra giant eye under that wide-brimmed hat. She'll reveal it when you fight her final boss form.
    I'm thinking weird reverse jointed legs.

    hawt

  • VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    edited January 2021
    It might have Congress with its side of veggies

    You don’t know

    :winky:

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  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    You saw nothing

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
  • VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    A bunch of our director levels have just moved out of state during covid

    I’m not sure what’s going to happen after

  • JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2021
    joshgotro wrote: »
    YOO-HOO IS THE NECTAR OF THE GODS.

    Get new gods.

    JebusUD on
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    but they're listening to every word I say
  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    i weighed in at 218 this morning

    which is what i weighed this time last year

    i think i was up to like 226 in august

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  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    JebusUD wrote: »
    joshgotro wrote: »
    YOO-HOO IS THE NECTAR OF THE GODS.

    Get new gods.

    those are clown gods bro

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  • A Kobold's KoboldA Kobold's Kobold He/Him MississippiRegistered User regular
    i'm glad for y'all that y'all got a tall lady to admire

    i'll be in the mcorner, thinking about hydrated ganondorf or something idk

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  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    A Kobold's Kobold wrote: »
    i'm glad for y'all that y'all got a tall lady to admire

    i'll be in the mcorner, thinking about hydrated ganondorf or something idk

    make male gays not male gaze

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  • navgoosenavgoose Registered User regular
    Imagine pitching tall lady at every brainstorming session at Capcom and then finally, they approve it!

  • navgoosenavgoose Registered User regular
    Is it safe to search for hydrated Ganondorf?

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    navgoose wrote: »
    Imagine pitching tall lady at every brainstorming session at Capcom and then finally, they approve it!

    and then handing in your resignation because your life's work is complete

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  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    If modders can swap out Mr. X for Thomas the Tank Engine for that Resident Evil 2 remake, there is a very good chance they'll swap out that giant lady for a Futurama Amazon chasing the player through the castle, demanding snu-snu.

  • AuralynxAuralynx Darkness is a perspective Watching the ego workRegistered User regular
    navgoose wrote: »
    Is it safe to search for hydrated Ganondorf?

    Are you a Link? You have to tell us if you're a Link.

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  • zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    edited January 2021
    A Kobold's Kobold wrote: »
    i'm glad for y'all that y'all got a tall lady to admire

    i'll be in the mcorner, thinking about hydrated ganondorf or something idk
    I mean you have RoadHog...and there is so much RoadHog porn our there, to the point where there is a general consensus on his Hawg.

    zepherin on
  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Tall, long hair, scarf

    Pick two of three

    Or all three

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    hmm. phone spam ability upgrade

    random number calls me three times and then texts that they were on the other line and missed my call but if i call them they're free now

    i haven't made an outgoing phone call in over a month

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  • navgoosenavgoose Registered User regular
    edited January 2021
    Chanus wrote: »
    hmm. phone spam ability upgrade

    random number calls me three times and then texts that they were on the other line and missed my call but if i call them they're free now

    i haven't made an outgoing phone call in over a month

    Better call. It might be the 14 thousandth final warning your vehicle's warranty is about to expire.

    navgoose on
  • SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    What happened to the werewolves

    I was told there would be werewolves

    Also I like that you're gonna be the same guy from RE7, RE7 was great. When's this coming out because there's gonna be a baby in my house soon so playing through RE8, a game that likely has lots of terrible noises, seems like it might be tricky.

  • navgoosenavgoose Registered User regular
    Maybe she's a dire werewolf

    weredirewolf

    Uh

  • BurnageBurnage Registered User regular


    You, too, will be hunted and killed by hot people on May 7th, 2021

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