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  • LemmyLemmy Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I worked on a TV show once.

    It wasn't too bad, I guess.

    It just made me realise I don't have the attitude to work on a live TV show.

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited May 2007
    technology, yes

    anyone willing to pay every single last television manufacturer to put superfluous circuity in their product? no

    citizens who are okay with gross invasions of privacy? no

    Knob on
  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Man I don't watch TV anymore

    Except maybe if something interesting is on the History Channel and I've got nothing better to do.

    TheySlashThem on
  • UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Invasion of privacy.

    God forbid someone finds out I watch King of the Hill reruns at 12am.

    Or someone in my house does.

    Ubik on
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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited May 2007
    maybe you're cool with people monitoring what you're doing, but i'm not

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I signed up for Neilsen once, but then it turned out I was out of town the week the list was supposed to be filled out. And of course the rest of my family didn't do it.

    I still kept the $5 though.

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I would hate if all tv's were monitored. It would mean my wife could become responsible for keeping shows like Gilmore Girls on the air.

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  • JoonJoon Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Hey, Knob, they ever figure out what happened with that missing camera that you got questioned about?

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  • UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    But maybe if all TVs were monitored we wouldn't have so many crappy shows and lose so many good shows.

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited May 2007
    Joon wrote: »
    Hey, Knob, they ever figure out what happened with that missing camera that you got questioned about?

    Never turned up. I asked about it awhile ago, and the leading theory is that it was taken out on a shoot and then forgotten, or someone busted it and rather than owning up and shelling out a few grand to replace it they just vanished it.

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited May 2007
    Ubik wrote: »
    But maybe if all TVs were monitored we wouldn't have so many crappy shows and lose so many good shows.

    I'd think you'll find that if the amount of televisions monitored was to increase, the ratings would remain largely unchanged. Arrested Development didn't get canned because it wasn't a good show, or because they just weren't monitoring the right people, it seriously got pulled because hardly anyone was watching it

    Knob on
  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Knob I love your new signature.

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  • UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    Ubik wrote: »
    But maybe if all TVs were monitored we wouldn't have so many crappy shows and lose so many good shows.

    I'd think you'll find that if the amount of televisions monitored was to increase, the ratings would remain largely unchanged. Arrested Development didn't get canned because it wasn't a good show, or because they just weren't monitoring the right people, it seriously got pulled because hardly anyone was watching it

    Well like what's the percentage of households that are part of the Nielsen thing? Is it big enough to offer a proper sample?

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Ubik wrote: »
    Invasion of privacy.

    God forbid someone finds out I watch King of the Hill reruns at 12am.

    Or someone in my house does.

    Do you understand the concept of privacy?

    Because if and only if you don't, then what you just said is a very understandable thing to think.

    Defender on
  • JoonJoon Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    # 1997–1998: Seinfeld (NBC) [Final season of series]
    # 1998–1999: ER (NBC)
    # 1999–2000: Who Wants To Be A Millionaire (ABC)
    # 2000–2001: Survivor: The Australian Outback (CBS)
    # 2001–2002: Friends (NBC)
    # 2002–2003: CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (CBS)
    # 2003–2004: CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (CBS)
    # 2004–2005: American Idol (FOX)
    # 2005–2006: American Idol (FOX)
    # 2006–2007: American Idol (FOX)

    Dang...

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Ubik wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    Ubik wrote: »
    But maybe if all TVs were monitored we wouldn't have so many crappy shows and lose so many good shows.

    I'd think you'll find that if the amount of televisions monitored was to increase, the ratings would remain largely unchanged. Arrested Development didn't get canned because it wasn't a good show, or because they just weren't monitoring the right people, it seriously got pulled because hardly anyone was watching it

    Well like what's the percentage of households that are part of the Nielsen thing? Is it big enough to offer a proper sample?

    I imagine that the ratings numbers are a raw number of Nielsen sets. Is this correct?

    Also, um, the sample size for statistical significance is 30. So if they had 10,000 across the entire nation, that would be enough. And I seriously doubt that it's anywhere near as low as 10,000.

    EDIT: What I'm saying is that "percentage" doesn't really matter so much.

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  • UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Defender wrote: »
    Ubik wrote: »
    Invasion of privacy.

    God forbid someone finds out I watch King of the Hill reruns at 12am.

    Or someone in my house does.

    Do you understand the concept of privacy?

    Because if and only if you don't, then what you just said is a very understandable thing to think.

    I mean there's degrees of privacy.

    There's things worse and more specific that I wouldn't want monitored

    But like which station a tv in my house is tuned to, I'm not worried about.

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited May 2007
    here check this out

    google trends can also give us some similar insight

    http://www.google.com/trends?q=arrested+development%2C+american+idol%2C+lost%2C+heroes&ctab=0&geo=all&date=all&sort=0

    and i'm sure if you searched a site like myspace for users who have arrested development listed as their favorite show compared to the users who have american idol, or jerry springer, or most other shows, the results would be much the same

    and even if it's 1% of television owners, you'll find that you can accurately measure 10,000 people by only polling 100 of them

    Knob on
  • UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Defender wrote: »
    Ubik wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    Ubik wrote: »
    But maybe if all TVs were monitored we wouldn't have so many crappy shows and lose so many good shows.

    I'd think you'll find that if the amount of televisions monitored was to increase, the ratings would remain largely unchanged. Arrested Development didn't get canned because it wasn't a good show, or because they just weren't monitoring the right people, it seriously got pulled because hardly anyone was watching it

    Well like what's the percentage of households that are part of the Nielsen thing? Is it big enough to offer a proper sample?

    I imagine that the ratings numbers are a raw number of Nielsen sets. Is this correct?

    Also, um, the sample size for statistical significance is 30. So if they had 10,000 across the entire nation, that would be enough. And I seriously doubt that it's anywhere near as low as 10,000.

    EDIT: What I'm saying is that "percentage" doesn't really matter so much.


    Well as long as it's a big enough group that everyone's really represented. If the 10,000 homes are the homes that vote on American Idol, then that's going to be #1 all the time. But like no one in my house watches that show, so I'd hope there are some Nielsen households that don't.

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I remember there was this guy who wanted to outlaw the ability to mute commercials.

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited May 2007
    the majority of people watch bullshit

    every day i hear people go one and on about cheaters and montell williams while i'm going, 'hey, did anybody watch house? no, it isn't an interior design show'

    Knob on
  • UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    the majority of people watch bullshit

    every day i hear people go one and on about cheaters and montell williams while i'm going, 'hey, did anybody watch house? no, it isn't an interior design show'

    Yeah I guess my beef is really with American culture and not the Nielsen system.

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Ubik wrote: »
    Defender wrote: »
    Ubik wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    Ubik wrote: »
    But maybe if all TVs were monitored we wouldn't have so many crappy shows and lose so many good shows.

    I'd think you'll find that if the amount of televisions monitored was to increase, the ratings would remain largely unchanged. Arrested Development didn't get canned because it wasn't a good show, or because they just weren't monitoring the right people, it seriously got pulled because hardly anyone was watching it

    Well like what's the percentage of households that are part of the Nielsen thing? Is it big enough to offer a proper sample?

    I imagine that the ratings numbers are a raw number of Nielsen sets. Is this correct?

    Also, um, the sample size for statistical significance is 30. So if they had 10,000 across the entire nation, that would be enough. And I seriously doubt that it's anywhere near as low as 10,000.

    EDIT: What I'm saying is that "percentage" doesn't really matter so much.


    Well as long as it's a big enough group that everyone's really represented. If the 10,000 homes are the homes that vote on American Idol, then that's going to be #1 all the time. But like no one in my house watches that show, so I'd hope there are some Nielsen households that don't.

    That's not how statistics (by which I mean the field within mathematics) works. If you pick your sample at random, that sort of thing will not happen. Weird coincidences will happen, but you know what's cool about statistics? You can also use stats to figure out how often those weird coincidences will happen.

    Defender on
  • BogdanichBogdanich Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    potatoe wrote: »
    some of those take up, like, a third of the screen

    fuck that

    these are commercials that play between commercial breaks? like during the entertainment programming?

    I don't even watch tv and this is the worst news I've ever heard

    Bogdanich on
  • TrexyTrexy Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I had one roommate in college who watched the Morey show on a daily basis.
    I tried to tell him that they are all the same.
    Either the guy is the father, or he is not.
    Either the women will yell at him, or the guy will tell the girl she’s a whore.
    He gave me the blankest look ever.

    I don’t know if I can explain it any better then that.

    Trexy on
  • UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Defender wrote: »
    Ubik wrote: »
    Defender wrote: »
    Ubik wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    Ubik wrote: »
    But maybe if all TVs were monitored we wouldn't have so many crappy shows and lose so many good shows.

    I'd think you'll find that if the amount of televisions monitored was to increase, the ratings would remain largely unchanged. Arrested Development didn't get canned because it wasn't a good show, or because they just weren't monitoring the right people, it seriously got pulled because hardly anyone was watching it

    Well like what's the percentage of households that are part of the Nielsen thing? Is it big enough to offer a proper sample?

    I imagine that the ratings numbers are a raw number of Nielsen sets. Is this correct?

    Also, um, the sample size for statistical significance is 30. So if they had 10,000 across the entire nation, that would be enough. And I seriously doubt that it's anywhere near as low as 10,000.

    EDIT: What I'm saying is that "percentage" doesn't really matter so much.


    Well as long as it's a big enough group that everyone's really represented. If the 10,000 homes are the homes that vote on American Idol, then that's going to be #1 all the time. But like no one in my house watches that show, so I'd hope there are some Nielsen households that don't.

    That's not how statistics (by which I mean the field within mathematics) works. If you pick your sample at random, that sort of thing will not happen. Weird coincidences will happen, but you know what's cool about statistics? You can also use stats to figure out how often those weird coincidences will happen.

    What do you mean that's not how statistics work? If there's 30 homes, isn't there a greater chance that they all watch American Idol than if there's 200,000 homes?

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited May 2007
    yeah, you use non-commercial airtime in shit timeslots to pimp the big money shows

    been going on for ages

    Knob on
  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Ubik wrote: »
    Defender wrote: »
    Ubik wrote: »
    Defender wrote: »
    Ubik wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    Ubik wrote: »
    But maybe if all TVs were monitored we wouldn't have so many crappy shows and lose so many good shows.

    I'd think you'll find that if the amount of televisions monitored was to increase, the ratings would remain largely unchanged. Arrested Development didn't get canned because it wasn't a good show, or because they just weren't monitoring the right people, it seriously got pulled because hardly anyone was watching it

    Well like what's the percentage of households that are part of the Nielsen thing? Is it big enough to offer a proper sample?

    I imagine that the ratings numbers are a raw number of Nielsen sets. Is this correct?

    Also, um, the sample size for statistical significance is 30. So if they had 10,000 across the entire nation, that would be enough. And I seriously doubt that it's anywhere near as low as 10,000.

    EDIT: What I'm saying is that "percentage" doesn't really matter so much.


    Well as long as it's a big enough group that everyone's really represented. If the 10,000 homes are the homes that vote on American Idol, then that's going to be #1 all the time. But like no one in my house watches that show, so I'd hope there are some Nielsen households that don't.

    That's not how statistics (by which I mean the field within mathematics) works. If you pick your sample at random, that sort of thing will not happen. Weird coincidences will happen, but you know what's cool about statistics? You can also use stats to figure out how often those weird coincidences will happen.

    What do you mean that's not how statistics work? If there's 30 homes, isn't there a greater chance that they all watch American Idol than if there's 200,000 homes?

    Yeah, obviously if you poll fewer homes then you get more error. Statistics features these gigantic tables that can tell you exactly how much error you have.

    Statistics can let you make a prediction and then say how certain you are that it's correct. For example, you can calculate that there are between 48 and 52 percent of houses watching American Idol with 95% certainty if you poll the right amount of houses. This "right amount" can be calculated, but I suck at stats and don't have the tables with me right now anyway. If you use that method, you will be correct 95% of the time, assuming that you did indeed pick a random sample when you first started.

    EDIT: But the point is that if you poll a really small number of households, stats will tell you that your margin of error and/or your chance of being wrong will be HUGE. That said, if half the households are watching American Idol, the chances of you picking 30 out of 30 that are ALL watching it are not good. Like, not good at all. We don't even need stats, the chances of that are the same as the chances of flipping a coin and getting heads 30 times in a row.

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  • UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Yeah what I was saying was that I hope they have enough people to make good predictions for the rest of the nation. But it seems like the Nielsen people know what they're doing. And it really comes down to the fact that Americans watch shit.

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Ubik wrote: »
    Yeah what I was saying was that I hope they have enough people to make good predictions for the rest of the nation. But it seems like the Nielsen people know what they're doing. And it really comes down to the fact that Americans watch shit.

    It's really not hard. Probably 100,000 households would be enough, and equipping that many households in a nation of 300,000,000 isn't really that hard. That said, I'm sure they have more than that.

    Yeah, the fact is that people just watch shit.

    Defender on
  • futilityfutility Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    tivo has apparently fucked the long since outdated ratings system up.

    I kind of wish that maybe our tv was more like how I understand bbc to work.

    futility on
  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    futility wrote: »
    tivo has apparently fucked the long since outdated ratings system up.

    I kind of wish that maybe our tv was more like how I understand bbc to work.

    Wait, don't brits pay extra to get the bbc, like a bbc tax for everyone? Because I'll be damned if I'll put mone directly into NBC's or whoever's wallets. Or are you referring to something else about the bbc?

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  • SASA Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I am watching the MASH movie.

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  • GABBO GABBO GABBOGABBO GABBO GABBO Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    the majority of people watch bullshit

    every day i hear people go one and on about cheaters and montell williams while i'm going, 'hey, did anybody watch house? no, it isn't an interior design show'

    But House is a horrible show Knob.

    GABBO GABBO GABBO on
  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    :whistle:Through early morning fog I see
    Visions of the things to be,
    The pains that are withheld for me,
    I realize and I can see...

    That suicide is painless,
    It brings on many changes
    And I can take or leave it if I please.
    :whistle:

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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    my tv's only use is to be hooked up to my dvd player and games systems

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  • GABBO GABBO GABBOGABBO GABBO GABBO Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    mrpaku wrote: »
    my tv's only use is to be hooked up to my dvd player and games systems

    My tv is really only used for watching Lost and BSG, along with a once a week Colbert marathon on the weekends.
    It's not going to be getting much use by me until next year I guess.

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    what does next year bring for you

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    AIDS

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  • AWIYAWIY Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I watch BSG on my computer.

    In fact I watch just about everything on my computer.

    Including occasional TV.

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