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big stupid bonK's big stupid art contest (VOTING CLOSED)

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    Y'all: "I wish I could draw"

    Me: behold the best tattoo of all time
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  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    I'm very excited about this shitty thing I'm attempting to draw

  • LadaiLadai Registered User regular
    Sure I'll try this.

    I drew this a few years ago after hearing my then-coworkers wonder aloud what an "ass-bear" would look like:
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    I really don't remember any other context.

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    Fuck I knew I should have drawn a cool S in mine

  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
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    well, this has my vote

  • discriderdiscrider Registered User regular
    edited August 2021
    discrider wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    Damn. I wish I had any artistic talent

    Dogg, you think these animals are going to be voting for the coolest drawing? No, they're going to vote for whatever will make the most heinous tattoo

    Animals? Dogs?
    What Knob really needs is a horse.
    Thankfully I'm submitting a starting point:
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    I'm sure we can get a good horse out of this.
    Otherwise Knob has to draw a squiggle on himself

    Amending mine to add, Knob gets to draw the squiggle, then has to visit other tattoo artists to complete the horse.
    Because that strikes me as more cool and less dumb, and there are waaaay too many cool entries here for dumb to win.

    discrider on
  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    BEHOLD
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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    discrider wrote: »
    discrider wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    Damn. I wish I had any artistic talent

    Dogg, you think these animals are going to be voting for the coolest drawing? No, they're going to vote for whatever will make the most heinous tattoo

    Animals? Dogs?
    What Knob really needs is a horse.
    Thankfully I'm submitting a starting point:
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    I'm sure we can get a good horse out of this.
    Otherwise Knob has to draw a squiggle on himself

    Amending mine to add, Knob gets to draw the squiggle, then has to visit other tattoo artists to complete the horse.
    Because that strikes me as more cool and less dumb, and there are waaaay too many cool entries here for dumb to win.

    I love this idea

  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
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    oh god damnit

  • Lindsay LohanLindsay Lohan Registered User regular
    Usagi wrote: »
    BEHOLD
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    If my wife would approve it, I would totally steal this.

  • Dug DangerDug Danger Registered User regular
    Usagi wrote: »
    BEHOLD
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    I love this so much! I loved Predator.

    XBL-Dug Danger WiiU-DugDanger Steam-http://steamcommunity.com/id/DugDanger/
  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited August 2021
    this could be refined and played around with but the thought of posting art on the internet has been giving me anxiety and i could use money so i'm done, here it is

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    edit: the hands all have different background colors because i drew them separately and took photos with my phone to rearrange on my computer

    Garlic Bread on
  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    OMG IS THAT ALANIS

  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited August 2021
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    (yes)

    Garlic Bread on
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
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    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • see317see317 Registered User regular
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    If I could draw, I would submit a picture of an amogus beating the shit out of a minion with a baseball bat.

    Because a good idea is still a good idea, even when the execution is terrible.
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  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    Hahaha yeah get fucked you idiot minion piece of garbage

  • LucedesLucedes Registered User regular
    one of those hands reminded me of "deep in the pouch" from EPYC that one year

  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    Poll threads seem to be broken at the moment, Stand by while I look into making a Google poll or somesuch

  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    Guess you're just gonna have to get all of them

  • HoukHouk Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    layered directly one on top of the other

  • HoukHouk Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited August 2021
    gosh there are so many great options, but I just don't see how I can vote for anything other than Ska RuleS! in good (bad) conscience

    also that Amogus hitting Minion feels like it definitely needs Calvin peeing on both of them

    Houk on
  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    i voted for garlic bread

  • QuantumTurkQuantumTurk Registered User regular
    We were all born to shit.

  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    one hand in your pocket and the other handing garlic bread fifty bucks

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    If voting continues the way its going, I'm gonna have to figure out some tiebreaker protocols.

  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    Ska rules is great, but sexual t rex is a sexual t rex

  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    The tiebreaker is that the sexual t-rex has the ska rules tattoo on its hip.

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    If I had been organised it would have been the simple lines as follows

    Nazis
    Fuck
    Off

    In a tasteful font like Dotum

  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    Vote with your heart, vote for ska

  • PeenPeen Registered User regular
    I didn't vote for myself, and I won't win, but I feel proud to have contributed to this extremely worthy endeavor.

  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    Blake T wrote: »
    If I had been organised it would have been the simple lines as follows

    Nazis
    Fuck
    Off

    In a tasteful font like Dotum

    just don't do the "fuck off" part with red pen ink

  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    Blake T wrote: »
    If I had been organised it would have been the simple lines as follows

    Nazis
    Fuck
    Off

    In a tasteful font like Dotum

    just don't do the "fuck off" part with red pen ink

    Strongly Agree

  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    edited August 2021
    Aw man it's too late for submissions? I had an idea but no time to execute. It was going to be a fist holding a sickle shaped penis in the style of the soviet hammer and sickle and below it would say "cumunist"

    TheStig on
    bnet: TheStig#1787 Steam: TheStig
  • sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    Ska picks up another point

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  • rhylithrhylith Death Rabbits Registered User regular
    Uriel’s got a good laugh out of me.

  • Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    A vote for me is a vote for me, and I want to win.

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