What Government agency do you think Six works for [chat] ???

amateurhour

So we all love Six. He's been to all of our states, just bought a new place, seems to be in big business, and is generally a great dude.

I THINK IT'S A LIE! I THINK THIS IS A COVER AND SIX WORKS FOR AN ALPHABET AGENCY SO LET'S FIGURE IT OUT TOGETHER!

Seriously this guy has 100% been a handler for Jason Bourne



Where does Six Work?

SniperGuy

FBI - he's a rock hard G-Man who always saves the day

Well he did tell us he fucks

Tcheldor

NSA - every year he has a crossover episode with Synd

@amateurhour you should contact your health insurance, as they will reimburse you for COVID tests.

Chu

Chanus

i always figured six works for some dumbass startup that repurposes sizing labels you peel off jeans, or something

xXx_bLunTmaSTeR_420x69?

The Molemanocracy's Council of Seven

Seven moles to dig our doom and us in dark devour

SummaryJudgment

CIA - he's killed 14 people and overthrown two governments

I was honestly waiting for FUCK COVID?

- yes
- yes
- yes

RMS Oceanic

Wild card answer: The SEC

Six

Well then.

HappylilElf

NSA - every year he has a crossover episode with Synd

I just wanna see the crossover episode.

amateurhour

CIA - he's killed 14 people and overthrown two governments

OP updated with additional information

Donkey Kong

DOD - better change that goddamn password TOMORROW

United by Blue is an amazing crunchy hippie brand from REI that supports american bison conservation. You can get the socks for cheaper at REI physical locations. Theyre really stunning.

TTODewback

CIA - he's killed 14 people and overthrown two governments

He's either CIA or actually Chanus

amateurhour

CIA - he's killed 14 people and overthrown two governments

@Bogart good enough?

Casual Eddy

Re: easy fetishes

I did hook up with some guys who were obsessed with uncircumcised ding dongs due to how (relatively) rare they are in some places in the US

It just drove them wild, the natural state of my dick, it was awesome

Six

I mean, I know the answer

Shivahn

Evil Multifarious wrote: »

Organichu wrote: »

one of my old coworkers was a huge foot guy- the one who 'prayed on' whether he should send a (solicited) dick pic. he told me when he starts dating a girl, if he finds out she's not into feet and doesn't want him to worship them, he has to 'think hard' about whether he likes her enough to continue with the relationship anyway

Why is this so common

I have seen people say that it's because foot size is related to the level of estrogen someone has during puberty and estrogen is associated with fertility so the reason is that people are subconsciously attracted to feet as a symbol of likelihood of successful reproduction and

And you can imagine my opinion of the veracity of that, but it is a thing I have heard

knitdan

FBI - he's a rock hard G-Man who always saves the day

Organichu wrote:

i'm a very big fan of darn tough vermont socks. up front- they're expensive. anywhere from ~21-27 bucks per pair, depending on the cushioning and height and wool thickness. but i love them. as a beetus i try and take care of my feet and these have more than exceeded my expectations. when i shit myself in the middle of nowhere and had to waddle back to the car through 2ft snow drifts with no shoes on- my feet weren't even cold, let alone wet. i love these socks.

You should send this testimonial to them and see if they use it in an ad

Trace

Chanus

@SniperGuy

Isn't it good! It's got some terrible shit in it but it's also like, just cruel enough to make sense. Not overtly "let's gross the reader out" cringe shit.

But also the characters are great and it's really well written. Like it's actually a delight to read.

SummaryJudgment

CIA - he's killed 14 people and overthrown two governments

we need a photoshop of Six in the passenger door window of a range rover in lieu of John Krazinski

WonderMink

Six NCIS

Hakkekage

DOD - better change that goddamn password TOMORROW

I know who Six works for and it sure ain't the government or he couldn't afford all his properties

Element Brian

Chanus

I called my mom for her birthday yesterday.

She told me she and her husband are taking a cruise to S America/Mexico in late April and that the ship lands in Seattle where she would like me to pick her up and take them to the airport.

So, I will be catching Covid on May 3rd, is what I have learned.

nexuscrawler

Chanus

uncircumswords

Six

RMS Oceanic wrote: »

Wild card answer: The SEC

They have boats

xXx_bLunTmaSTeR_420x69?

I like to think someone works for a more evil company than me still but

Casual Eddy

Also it feels like a little bit of a waste that I’m not married to a dude who’s really into daddies and bears since every day I’m more of that

Oh well!

WonderMink

Hakkekage wrote: »

I know who Six works for and it sure ain't the government or he couldn't afford all his properties

Hail Hydra?

Fuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud

CIA - he's killed 14 people and overthrown two governments

All my Germano-Austrian friends have highly specific fetishes and I wish I could. I even have a harness and a little commando jockstrap but I feel bad because everyone likes it but I am a big fetish fraud.

Hakkekage

DOD - better change that goddamn password TOMORROW

Six is, unexpectedly, a Fish & Wildlife Ranger

amateurhour

CIA - he's killed 14 people and overthrown two governments

Six wrote: »

RMS Oceanic wrote: »

Wild card answer: The SEC

They have boats

Stolen boats

Six

I used to work for one of the law firms that represented Big Tobacco AND the Sackler family (Perdue pharma/opioid crisis profiteer people) so I’m confident my current job is less evil.

nexuscrawler

Chanus

Casual Eddy wrote: »

Also it feels like a little bit of a waste that I’m not married to a dude who’s really into daddies and bears since every day I’m more of that

Oh well!

Might need to a coin a new term for gay dudes into board games. Meeples maybe?

Hakkekage

DOD - better change that goddamn password TOMORROW

Six wrote: »

I used to work for one of the law firms that represented Big Tobacco AND the Sackler family (Perdue pharma/opioid crisis profiteer people) so I’m confident my current job is less evil.

I...believe we may have worked for the same firm

Six

Hakkekage wrote: »

Six is, unexpectedly, a Fish & Wildlife Ranger

Here’s your license to thrill

knitdan

FBI - he's a rock hard G-Man who always saves the day

Element Brian wrote: »

I called my mom for her birthday yesterday.

She told me she and her husband are taking a cruise to S America/Mexico in late April and that the ship lands in Seattle where she would like me to pick her up and take them to the airport.

So, I will be catching Covid on May 3rd, is what I have learned.

Tell her to take the train

Trace

Chanus

Y'all haven't figured out that Six is Nicolas Cage yet?

amateurhour

CIA - he's killed 14 people and overthrown two governments

Also Six don't worry about why I have that picture of you on file I just use it for my Catfish profiles

Chanus

Chanus

Donkey Kong wrote: »

United by Blue is an amazing crunchy hippie brand from REI that supports american bison conservation. You can get the socks for cheaper at REI physical locations. Theyre really stunning.

i gotta say i like everything i'm reading about them but i also just impulse bought a $400 guitar pedal last week so the price tag is making me hesitate

maybe i'll just get like two pair and hand wash them every other day that's reasonable right

WonderMink

JebusUD wrote: »

Hakkekage wrote: »

I know who Six works for and it sure ain't the government or he couldn't afford all his properties

Hail Hydra?

Or maybe SPECTRE

Hakkekage

DOD - better change that goddamn password TOMORROW

I truly do not appreciate all this myth-making about Six

he's not that epic guys

he hasn't hung out with us since September

Six

amateurhour wrote: »

Also Six don't worry about why I have that picture of you on file I just use it for my Catfish profiles

I have that sport coat next to me I decided to return it