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What Government agency do you think Six works for [chat] ???

amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhourThe woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
edited February 2022 in Debate and/or Discourse
So we all love Six. He's been to all of our states, just bought a new place, seems to be in big business, and is generally a great dude.

I THINK IT'S A LIE! I THINK THIS IS A COVER AND SIX WORKS FOR AN ALPHABET AGENCY SO LET'S FIGURE IT OUT TOGETHER!

Seriously this guy has 100% been a handler for Jason Bourne

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Where does Six Work?

are YOU on the beer list?
amateurhour on

What Government agency do you think Six works for [chat] ??? 85 votes

FBI - he's a rock hard G-Man who always saves the day
4%
SniperGuyKruiteknitdanAlexandier 4 votes
CIA - he's killed 14 people and overthrown two governments
21%
MrMisterRear Admiral ChocoNova_CElendilTTODewbackIncenjucarFuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudLoserForHireXMarathonamateurhour-Loki-PowerpuppiesEddySealOrcaKanacredeikiSummaryJudgment 18 votes
DEA - lol c'mon (seriously though you have to tell me if you're a cop)
4%
evilbobHonkronyaElvenshae 4 votes
NSA - every year he has a crossover episode with Synd
16%
MulysaSemproniusWeaverDoodmannHappylilElfVishNubZilla360TcheldorBurnagemysticjuicerLucedesspool32thatassemblyguymilskicB557 14 votes
DOD - better change that goddamn password TOMORROW
10%
AthenorHakkekagedurandal4532zekebeauDonkey KongGilgaronBlackhawk1313Auralynxbrynhrtmn 9 votes
ATF - He's commin' for yer guns!
4%
Rhesus PositiveLord_AsmodeusNecoLostNinja 4 votes
Chanus
37%
nexuscrawlerSanderJKsyndalisAimElldrenElement BriantyrannusAegisBrodyemnmnmeArchOrganichuMimJPantsHahnsoo1MazzyxChanusTicaldfjamSleepJobless Anarchist 32 votes
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  • SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    FBI - he's a rock hard G-Man who always saves the day
    Well he did tell us he fucks

  • TcheldorTcheldor Registered User regular
    NSA - every year he has a crossover episode with Synd
    @amateurhour you should contact your health insurance, as they will reimburse you for COVID tests.

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  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Chanus
    i always figured six works for some dumbass startup that repurposes sizing labels you peel off jeans, or something

  • TuminTumin Registered User regular
    edited February 2022
    The Molemanocracy's Council of Seven

    Seven moles to dig our doom and us in dark devour

    Tumin on
  • SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    CIA - he's killed 14 people and overthrown two governments
    I was honestly waiting for FUCK COVID?

    - yes
    - yes
    - yes

    Some days Blue wonders why anyone ever bothered making numbers so small; other days she supposes even infinity needs to start somewhere.
  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Wild card answer: The SEC

  • SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    Well then.

    can you feel the struggle within?
  • HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    NSA - every year he has a crossover episode with Synd
    I just wanna see the crossover episode.

  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    CIA - he's killed 14 people and overthrown two governments
    OP updated with additional information

    are YOU on the beer list?
  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    DOD - better change that goddamn password TOMORROW
    United by Blue is an amazing crunchy hippie brand from REI that supports american bison conservation. You can get the socks for cheaper at REI physical locations. Theyre really stunning.

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
  • TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    CIA - he's killed 14 people and overthrown two governments
    He's either CIA or actually Chanus

    Bless your heart.
  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    CIA - he's killed 14 people and overthrown two governments
    @Bogart good enough?

    are YOU on the beer list?
  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    Re: easy fetishes

    I did hook up with some guys who were obsessed with uncircumcised ding dongs due to how (relatively) rare they are in some places in the US

    It just drove them wild, the natural state of my dick, it was awesome

  • SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    I mean, I know the answer

    can you feel the struggle within?
  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Organichu wrote: »
    one of my old coworkers was a huge foot guy- the one who 'prayed on' whether he should send a (solicited) dick pic. he told me when he starts dating a girl, if he finds out she's not into feet and doesn't want him to worship them, he has to 'think hard' about whether he likes her enough to continue with the relationship anyway

    Why is this so common

    I have seen people say that it's because foot size is related to the level of estrogen someone has during puberty and estrogen is associated with fertility so the reason is that people are subconsciously attracted to feet as a symbol of likelihood of successful reproduction and

    And you can imagine my opinion of the veracity of that, but it is a thing I have heard

  • knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    FBI - he's a rock hard G-Man who always saves the day
    Organichu wrote:
    i'm a very big fan of darn tough vermont socks. up front- they're expensive. anywhere from ~21-27 bucks per pair, depending on the cushioning and height and wool thickness. but i love them. as a beetus i try and take care of my feet and these have more than exceeded my expectations. when i shit myself in the middle of nowhere and had to waddle back to the car through 2ft snow drifts with no shoes on- my feet weren't even cold, let alone wet. i love these socks.

    You should send this testimonial to them and see if they use it in an ad

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
  • TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
    Chanus
    @SniperGuy

    Isn't it good! It's got some terrible shit in it but it's also like, just cruel enough to make sense. Not overtly "let's gross the reader out" cringe shit.

    But also the characters are great and it's really well written. Like it's actually a delight to read.

  • SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    CIA - he's killed 14 people and overthrown two governments
    we need a photoshop of Six in the passenger door window of a range rover in lieu of John Krazinski

    Some days Blue wonders why anyone ever bothered making numbers so small; other days she supposes even infinity needs to start somewhere.
  • JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    Six NCIS

    and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
    but they're listening to every word I say
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    DOD - better change that goddamn password TOMORROW
    I know who Six works for and it sure ain't the government or he couldn't afford all his properties

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
  • Element BrianElement Brian Peanut Butter Shill Registered User regular
    Chanus
    I called my mom for her birthday yesterday.

    She told me she and her husband are taking a cruise to S America/Mexico in late April and that the ship lands in Seattle where she would like me to pick her up and take them to the airport.

    So, I will be catching Covid on May 3rd, is what I have learned.

    Switch FC code:SW-2130-4285-0059

    Arch,
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_goGR39m2k
  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Chanus
    uncircumswords

  • SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    Wild card answer: The SEC

    They have boats

    can you feel the struggle within?
  • TuminTumin Registered User regular
    I like to think someone works for a more evil company than me still but

  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    Also it feels like a little bit of a waste that I’m not married to a dude who’s really into daddies and bears since every day I’m more of that

    Oh well!

  • JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    I know who Six works for and it sure ain't the government or he couldn't afford all his properties

    Hail Hydra?

    and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
    but they're listening to every word I say
  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    CIA - he's killed 14 people and overthrown two governments
    All my Germano-Austrian friends have highly specific fetishes and I wish I could. I even have a harness and a little commando jockstrap but I feel bad because everyone likes it but I am a big fetish fraud.

  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    DOD - better change that goddamn password TOMORROW
    Six is, unexpectedly, a Fish & Wildlife Ranger

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    CIA - he's killed 14 people and overthrown two governments
    Six wrote: »
    Wild card answer: The SEC

    They have boats

    Stolen boats

    are YOU on the beer list?
  • SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    I used to work for one of the law firms that represented Big Tobacco AND the Sackler family (Perdue pharma/opioid crisis profiteer people) so I’m confident my current job is less evil.

    can you feel the struggle within?
  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Chanus
    Also it feels like a little bit of a waste that I’m not married to a dude who’s really into daddies and bears since every day I’m more of that

    Oh well!

    Might need to a coin a new term for gay dudes into board games. Meeples maybe?

  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    DOD - better change that goddamn password TOMORROW
    Six wrote: »
    I used to work for one of the law firms that represented Big Tobacco AND the Sackler family (Perdue pharma/opioid crisis profiteer people) so I’m confident my current job is less evil.

    I...believe we may have worked for the same firm

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
  • SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Six is, unexpectedly, a Fish & Wildlife Ranger

    Here’s your license to thrill

    can you feel the struggle within?
  • knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    FBI - he's a rock hard G-Man who always saves the day
    I called my mom for her birthday yesterday.

    She told me she and her husband are taking a cruise to S America/Mexico in late April and that the ship lands in Seattle where she would like me to pick her up and take them to the airport.

    So, I will be catching Covid on May 3rd, is what I have learned.
    Tell her to take the train

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
  • TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
    Chanus
    Y'all haven't figured out that Six is Nicolas Cage yet?

  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    CIA - he's killed 14 people and overthrown two governments
    Also Six don't worry about why I have that picture of you on file I just use it for my Catfish profiles

    are YOU on the beer list?
  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Chanus
    United by Blue is an amazing crunchy hippie brand from REI that supports american bison conservation. You can get the socks for cheaper at REI physical locations. Theyre really stunning.

    i gotta say i like everything i'm reading about them but i also just impulse bought a $400 guitar pedal last week so the price tag is making me hesitate

    maybe i'll just get like two pair and hand wash them every other day that's reasonable right

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    JebusUD wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    I know who Six works for and it sure ain't the government or he couldn't afford all his properties

    Hail Hydra?

    Or maybe SPECTRE

    and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
    but they're listening to every word I say
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    DOD - better change that goddamn password TOMORROW
    I truly do not appreciate all this myth-making about Six

    he's not that epic guys

    he hasn't hung out with us since September

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
  • SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    Also Six don't worry about why I have that picture of you on file I just use it for my Catfish profiles

    I have that sport coat next to me I decided to return it

    can you feel the struggle within?
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