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Pudding [chat]: How to recognize varieties of pudding from very far away
AtomikaLive fast and get fucked or whateverRegistered Userregular
Nova_CI have the needThe need for speedRegistered Userregular
Sticky Toffee Pudding
Can I just say that I get a kick out of Sam Elliot complaining about what does a New Zealander woman know about the American west when the most famous and acclaimed westerns ever made were made by a fucking Italian in Spain.
I got a PS5 more or less at cost because my old coworker bought one intending to scalp it- and then he got spooked and was afraid if he went to Craigslist or Marketplace he’d get scammed or beaten up and robbed. So he just sold it to me to at least make his money back.
Very funny to me, but also I sort of relate.
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AtomikaLive fast and get fucked or whateverRegistered Userregular
I started elden ring, read a bunch of really dumb messages, walked to a big monster which killed me in two hits because these controls are unintuitive and weren't actually explained yet
okay
I turned it on offline but it's still littered with messages and bloodstains. Hrm.
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TTODewbackPuts the drawl in ya'llI think I'm in HellRegistered Userregular
Chanus
Amy
you forgot bread pudding with rum sauce
you did remember the ever important nana puddin tho.
I started elden ring, read a bunch of really dumb messages, walked to a big monster which killed me in two hits because these controls are unintuitive and weren't actually explained yet
okay
I turned it on offline but it's still littered with messages and bloodstains. Hrm.
That guy can still trivially kill you in a couple hits even once you understand the controls
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jungleroomxIt's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovelsRegistered Userregular
I started elden ring, read a bunch of really dumb messages, walked to a big monster which killed me in two hits because these controls are unintuitive and weren't actually explained yet
okay
I turned it on offline but it's still littered with messages and bloodstains. Hrm.
So you didn't go down the hole with the combat tutorial that had a message saying go down the hole with a corpse in a chair pointing directly down?
I got a PS5 more or less at cost because my old coworker bought one intending to scalp it- and then he got spooked and was afraid if he went to Craigslist or Marketplace he’d get scammed or beaten up and robbed. So he just sold it to me to at least make his money back.
Very funny to me, but also I sort of relate.
*cracks knuckles*
not really, I'm a huge weenie and incredibly conflict adverse
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jungleroomxIt's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovelsRegistered Userregular
the best thing about the messages isn't the content, it's their location. Many times have I seen messages in places I wouldn't have though accessible and it led me down a path I might not have even known about.
Also been saved by a few "beware, up/left/right" messages in catacombs/dungeons.
I find the bloodstains and messages to be invaluable, and you can't get invaded unless you've already summoned help in Elden Ring, so there's really no reason to play offline.
I find the bloodstains and messages to be invaluable, and you can't get invaded unless you've already summoned help in Elden Ring, so there's really no reason to play offline.
The messages markers are ugly and distract from the aesthetic of the world imo
I find the bloodstains and messages to be invaluable, and you can't get invaded unless you've already summoned help in Elden Ring, so there's really no reason to play offline.
they're not funny, but mainly: they're really ugly and all over the place!
I find the bloodstains and messages to be invaluable, and you can't get invaded unless you've already summoned help in Elden Ring, so there's really no reason to play offline.
Bloodstains are super invaluable your first time through. Messages are fun little bits, but can get repetitive.
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I have to believe everything can be a pudding.
*eats icecream pudding*
Except for chips, crisps, cake, cookies, and biscuits. Each of those things is actually a different thing and none of them are pudding.
Samurai 1 (1954)
Very funny to me, but also I sort of relate.
Shaved coconut, I think. I don’t know if banana and mango goes together
But maybe you can have them "for pudding"? I feel like sometimes that's said instead of "for dessert"--but I'm not sure.
He's a 77 year old cis white dude famous for playing cowboys.
So his opinion on gay cowboys being shit is kinda like, yup that there sure is a shit take. Good job on sinking to my expectations, Sam.
Have we considered the merits of blood and suet
okay
I turned it on offline but it's still littered with messages and bloodstains. Hrm.
you forgot bread pudding with rum sauce
you did remember the ever important nana puddin tho.
Yes and they pair well, but not with coconut or banana
That guy can still trivially kill you in a couple hits even once you understand the controls
So you didn't go down the hole with the combat tutorial that had a message saying go down the hole with a corpse in a chair pointing directly down?
And Rebels
*cracks knuckles*
not really, I'm a huge weenie and incredibly conflict adverse
I think he means the tree sentinel
Which, fair
oh shit
my bad 😵💫
and summer pudding, too
I am the worst
No really. I invite you all to give it a run blind. If you're chicken, details under the spoiler, but seriously - give it a shot without clicking.
Also been saved by a few "beware, up/left/right" messages in catacombs/dungeons.
The messages markers are ugly and distract from the aesthetic of the world imo
yeah same, only insane people would make RB standard attack
they're not funny, but mainly: they're really ugly and all over the place!
Is the crust a bad idea? I should I just be serving this fucker a la bowl?
Come Overwatch with meeeee
A Yorkshire is small and made with beef fat
A Dutch baby is sweet and contains no animals
So. Many. Spam. Calls.
/Waves white rose flag
But yeah, growing up down south, 'pudding' was also the dessert course, so it could be anything sweet eaten after the main course
Although my grandparents called the dessert course 'afters' which is refreshingly straightforward nomenclature I might try and adopt more frequently
Bloodstains are super invaluable your first time through. Messages are fun little bits, but can get repetitive.
Other times they're both just hilarious.