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The One Where [Chat] Eats A Soup Tube

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  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    I can't wait till we allow voice chat but it all gets run through an AI model which is trained to make everything positive and uplifting.

    Chat filters are bad enough. A voice chat filter would be a sign the gaming industry has forgotten that crushing n00bs and scrubs and then teabagging their corpses is positive and uplifting for the conquerors. A terrible loss of tradition.

  • BronzeKoopaBronzeKoopa Registered User regular
    Splatoon has a form of teabagging the community calls squidbagging, where you rapidly tap the squid transform button to assert dominance on the opponent you just splatted. It looks funny but still rage inducing when on the receiving end.

  • knitdanknitdan Registered User regular
    Saw some choice JP insults because of that

    A selection:
    Jordan Peterson looks like his job is stealing blood from hospitals for Dracula

    Jordan Peterson looks like Morrissey just escaped a gulag

    Jordan Peterson looks like a sleep paralysis demon who is easily fooled into buying timeshares

    Jordan Peterson looks like a skeleton dipped in earwax

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
  • TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    that gulag one isn’t even a joke lmao

  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Jordan Peterson looks like Christopher Walken in Batman Returns

    He looks like the first living gargoyle

    He looks like if TV static was a personality

    He looks like he wears his letterman jacket during sex

  • TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
    Reading a new book.

    Our quartet of heroes have just reached a place that is mostly locked off from most of the world and immediately some of the characters are like "Yay! Hi! Welcome! Oh it's just been ever so long since we've had new blood join us in this place!" and I just started chuckling cause oh boy I love fantasy versions of this particular trope.

    Especially when the actual main character of this whole thing absolutely is a steam roller and rolls right the fuck over anything and everything. Like the end result of this is going to be -good-

  • TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    my boss is off today so my only meeting is cancelled

    you love to see it

  • TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    Jordan Peterson looks like Christopher Walken in Batman Returns

    He looks like the first living gargoyle

    He looks like if TV static was a personality

    He looks like he wears his letterman jacket during sex

    The fact that Walken is gonna be Shaddam IV is still making me giddy.

    I just hope they maybe stay away from trippy scenes so much in the second movie. I get why we needed them in the first, but "oh wow the main character is blasted and seeing the walls melt" is always super like, cringe for me.

  • TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
    Also it is so refreshing to be reading a book where the main character is already a badass with history and there's no training montage or shit.

  • LucedesLucedes Registered User regular
    i fell back into playing monhun

    way too early, going to have forgotten it again by the time sunbreak comes out

    that'll teach me

  • HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    Jordan Peterson looks like Christopher Walken in Batman Returns

    He looks like the first living gargoyle

    He looks like if TV static was a personality

    He looks like he wears his letterman jacket during sex

    On top of which you know that if Jordan Peterson earned a letterman jacket it would have only been in debate and only because the teacher just wanted to shut him the fuck up

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  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    Jordan Peterson looks like Christopher Walken in Batman Returns

    He looks like the first living gargoyle

    He looks like if TV static was a personality

    He looks like he wears his letterman jacket during sex

    On top of which you know that if Jordan Peterson earned a letterman jacket it would have only been in debate and only because the teacher just wanted to shut him the fuck up

    He bought it from Goodwill, it’s not even his school

  • TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    jordan peterson in a letterman jacket would have real kid tries on his dad's shirt energy

  • TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    3ig2gean47cm.png

    you sure about that amazon

  • SnicketysnickSnicketysnick The Greatest Hype Man in WesterosRegistered User regular
    A stop is a bite of sandwich Tav, everyone knows that I thought?

    7qmGNt5.png
  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    jordan peterson in a letterman jacket would have real kid tries on his dad's shirt energy

    And vice versa

  • MechMantisMechMantis Registered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    jordan peterson in a letterman jacket would have real kid tries on his dad's shirt energy

    And vice versa

    I would be INCREDIBLY concerned if a shirt began trying on the body of its owner's son.

  • TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    3ig2gean47cm.png

    you sure about that amazon

    nevermind they drove past my house

    they were right

  • EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator, Administrator admin
    MechMantis wrote: »
    I would be INCREDIBLY concerned if a shirt began trying on the body of its owner's son.

    I am getting an immense sense of déja vù associated to some web comic/meme here.

  • EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator, Administrator admin
  • 21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »

    Millions of babies are born. It's entirely irrational to get emotional when you or someone you know births one.

  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    3ig2gean47cm.png

    you sure about that amazon

    nevermind they drove past my house

    they were right

    Do you live on the same side of the road on which they drove past

    Those routes are planned to involve only left turns where possible (in countries where you drive on the left) and minimise the need to cross roads to make deliveries

  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Jordan Peterson looks like he almost killed himself with benzos but still considers himself a perfect human

    PSN: Honkalot
  • 21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Jordan Peterson looks fine. It's his behavior that sucks. His ideas.

    By going after his appearance you're doing the same thing he does.

    That said, he does look like some sort of homunculus cobbled together by some sort of objectivist Frankenstein, it's true.

  • KrathoonKrathoon Registered User regular
    She tells you all about Lee Loo.
    https://youtu.be/rgRUraJK_iw

  • VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    Eight o’clock meetings should be illegal

  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    Jordan Peterson looks fine. It's his behavior that sucks. His ideas.

    By going after his appearance you're doing the same thing he does.

    That said, he does look like some sort of homunculus cobbled together by some sort of objectivist Frankenstein, it's true.

    Jordan Peterson won't hear you call him Slappy the dummy from Goosebumps after a meth binge, but your friends who look like Slappy the dummy from Goosebumps after a meth binge will

    #bekind

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    can't believe my pharmacy called me a second time to tell me that my prescription is still out of stock
    you got my hopes up, i already knew that and was waiting for you to call me and tell me the situation changed

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
  • TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    someone in the gym is hogging a machine I need to make TikToks

    I am… not happy

  • TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    they’re making tiktoks, before one of you is a smartarse about the ambiguity there

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Tav wrote: »
    they’re making tiktoks, before one of you is a smartarse about the ambiguity there

    well i hadn't thought of it but now

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    Didn’t know tav was a tokker

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