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Which puppy is best [chat]

Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nipsRegistered User regular
edited July 2022 in Debate and/or Discourse
It's simple, just vote for the best puppy.

Vincenzo

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Vinny is more empathic and a bit of a sneak. He already picks up on moods and both comforts you and uses them to his advantage. He picks fights with his brother all the time but he's so subtle about it that its always Moka getting pulled off and scolded. He will casually walk over and lie down next to his brother and on the sly bite his flank while looking like he's just resting his head. Vinny really wants to chew the corner of the carpet but knows this gets him in trouble, so he'll get his largest stuffed toy, set it on top of the carpet corner, and then slide his head under it to chew the carpet. He knows sit, down, shake, come, and hi-5 already. He knows "cross" and "run" commands on walks. Vinny is fully housebroken at 10 weeks and has not gone to the bathroom indoors in over a week.

Moka

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Moka has three braincells and not a drop of guile. His main technique when picking a fight is to lock eyes with his brother, stalk up 3 steps, then barrel forward at full speed for a headbutt. He is much more vocal and when he growls or snarls, it pulls his entire puppy face into a demon mask. Moka does not like walks and is about 50% reliable on tricks. Moka is the same weight as his brother but 30% shorter, so he waddles everywhere and his nicknames are Potato and Munchkin. He is also big on routines. Every day after breakfast he marches into the bedroom and fetches each plush stuffed animal and moves them from the night bed to the day bed. You will see him methodically carrying them one by one over the course of 30 minutes.

Yes I will be showing them the results.

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Which puppy is best [chat] 69 votes

❤️‍🔥 Vincenzo ❤️‍🔥
44%
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☕️ Moka ☕️
55%
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  • knitdanknitdan Registered User regular
    ☕️ Moka ☕️
    Sorry Vincenzo

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Spoils the ballot

  • TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
    I cannot get over just how red that goddamn sofa is.

  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    ☕️ Moka ☕️
    Liz Truss

    PSN: Honkalot
  • credeikicredeiki Registered User regular
    ❤️‍🔥 Vincenzo ❤️‍🔥
    1. cute little white bits
    2. it's slightly ridiculous (in a charming way) to have a dog named Vincenzo
    3. look at those BEANS

    Steam, LoL: credeiki
  • Nova_CNova_C I have the need The need for speedRegistered User regular
    ❤️‍🔥 Vincenzo ❤️‍🔥
    I dunno if I'm being simple but getting home from work and slicing a couple slices of fresh bread, putting margarine on them, sprinkling garlic powder and then warming them in the microwave is a comforting snack.

  • IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    ☕️ Moka ☕️
    Vincenzo is too pure. Moka is filled with a terrible wisdom.

  • CaptainBeyondCaptainBeyond I've been out walking Registered User regular
    ❤️‍🔥 Vincenzo ❤️‍🔥
    Vinny!

  • Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User, Moderator, Administrator admin
    ☕️ Moka ☕️
    We are going to find out that DK deliberately switched the photos to reveal our hypocrisy or something.

    Whatever, Moka is simply a better name, and easier to fit on a political slogan. I am but a simple man, with simple votes.

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  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    ☕️ Moka ☕️
    News article about Prince Charles accepting a charitable donation from the Bin Laden family

    Interesting more because it's one of those stories that tends to reveal whether people know what Bin Laden Group is, and what it does

  • zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    @Mim

    If being waxed makes you feel more sensual, then get your wax on. I know I can use some manscaping myself.

  • EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator, Administrator admin
    A bit after 9 in the morning the sun covers my entire torso in bed, but my face is still shadowed so I don't wake up, and then suddenly my internal organs all reach the boiling point and I either get out of bed or I just die.

  • knitdanknitdan Registered User regular
    ☕️ Moka ☕️
    My main objection to Vincenzo is

    He looks too cute to be real

    He looks like a very very expensive toy version of a dog

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
  • BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited July 2022
    The Bin Ladens, you say? Of the Buckinghamshire Bin Ladens?

    No? Well, I know I've heard the name from somewhere, but no matter, you said you had some money/

    Bogart on
  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    ☕️ Moka ☕️
    Important research findings

  • knitdanknitdan Registered User regular
    ☕️ Moka ☕️
    Wait until you hear where the Windsors got all the rest of their money

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    ❤️‍🔥 Vincenzo ❤️‍🔥
    Vincenzo seems like a pup of the people.

  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    ☕️ Moka ☕️
    japan wrote: »
    News article about Prince Charles accepting a charitable donation from the Bin Laden family

    Interesting more because it's one of those stories that tends to reveal whether people know what Bin Laden Group is, and what it does

    I know the Bin Laden Group but the article I read said it was specifically from Osama though. So that looks worse. But I wouldn't say that it's unlikely that the newspaper I read it in don't know about the Bin Laden's apart from Osama, and that they made up the part where the money was from OBL specifically.

    PSN: Honkalot
  • zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    japan wrote: »

    Reverse engineering the mild food poisoning was the hard part.

  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    ☕️ Moka ☕️
    Bogart wrote: »
    The Bin Ladens, you say? Of the Buckinghamshire Bin Ladens?

    No? Well, I know I've heard the name from somewhere, but no matter, you said you had some money/

    Literally one of the largest multinational construction firms in the world

    Several times larger than like, Balfour or Kier or whatever

    (Although its true size is difficult to determine because it's privately held in KSA, which does not have the most robust financial reporting requirements)

  • PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    Honk wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    News article about Prince Charles accepting a charitable donation from the Bin Laden family

    Interesting more because it's one of those stories that tends to reveal whether people know what Bin Laden Group is, and what it does

    I know the Bin Laden Group but the article I read said it was specifically from Osama though. So that looks worse. But I wouldn't say that it's unlikely that the newspaper I read it in don't know about the Bin Laden's apart from Osama, and that they made up the part where the money was from OBL specifically.

    Seems unlikely what with being dead and all though

  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    ☕️ Moka ☕️
    Phyphor wrote: »
    Honk wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    News article about Prince Charles accepting a charitable donation from the Bin Laden family

    Interesting more because it's one of those stories that tends to reveal whether people know what Bin Laden Group is, and what it does

    I know the Bin Laden Group but the article I read said it was specifically from Osama though. So that looks worse. But I wouldn't say that it's unlikely that the newspaper I read it in don't know about the Bin Laden's apart from Osama, and that they made up the part where the money was from OBL specifically.

    Seems unlikely what with being dead and all though

    The Times has it as "from two half-brothers of Osama bin Laden"

    Which is probably true, but elides the fact that the chairman and the entire board of Saudi Binladin Group is composed of brothers and half-brothers of Osama bin Laden.

  • TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
  • zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    Trace wrote: »


    Bogart

    Iceland planning on getting Test status the year Jimmy retires.
    What is test status?

    Why do they have to wait 13 years?

    Seams like a long time to wait. But Cricket is a long game.

  • TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
    zepherin wrote: »
    Trace wrote: »


    Bogart

    Iceland planning on getting Test status the year Jimmy retires.
    What is test status?

    Why do they have to wait 13 years?

    Seams like a long time to wait. But Cricket is a long game.

    Test status is given to the national teams in cricket and you get it through a whole bunch of really silly criteria and shit.

    they don't actually have to wait 13 years, the iceland twitter dude/chick is basically like the Wendy's twitter account of the cricket world.

  • BethrynBethryn Unhappiness is Mandatory Registered User regular
    japan wrote: »
    Phyphor wrote: »
    Honk wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    News article about Prince Charles accepting a charitable donation from the Bin Laden family

    Interesting more because it's one of those stories that tends to reveal whether people know what Bin Laden Group is, and what it does

    I know the Bin Laden Group but the article I read said it was specifically from Osama though. So that looks worse. But I wouldn't say that it's unlikely that the newspaper I read it in don't know about the Bin Laden's apart from Osama, and that they made up the part where the money was from OBL specifically.

    Seems unlikely what with being dead and all though

    The Times has it as "from two half-brothers of Osama bin Laden"

    Which is probably true, but elides the fact that the chairman and the entire board of Saudi Binladin Group is composed of brothers and half-brothers of Osama bin Laden.
    As we all know, evil is genetic.

    ...and of course, as always, Kill Hitler.
  • EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator, Administrator admin
    zepherin wrote: »
    Why do they have to wait 13 years?

    Nonono, it's at least 25 years to 2035.

  • SnicketysnickSnicketysnick The Greatest Hype Man in WesterosRegistered User regular
    ☕️ Moka ☕️
    At the end of this chat will Donkey Kong be presenting the losing pup with a ceremonial ball and asking them to please leave the household?

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  • TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
  • EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator, Administrator admin
    Friend of mine is on their way to pick up a pup.

    Pup looks moderately amused.

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  • TuminTumin Registered User regular
    ☕️ Moka ☕️
    Vincenzo owes me money and stole.my girl

  • TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
    Tumin wrote: »
    Vincenzo owes me money and stole.my girl

    Actually you owe Vincenzo money. Where's his money Tumin?

  • TuminTumin Registered User regular
    edited July 2022
    ☕️ Moka ☕️
    But Dogfatha it wasnt my fault

    Tumin on
  • TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
    Tumin wrote: »
    But Dogfatha it wasnt my fault

    Don't make me get the boat.

  • MimMim dead.Registered User regular
    I refuse to vote! Both parties are the same!

    BlueSky: thequeenofchaos Steam: mimspanks (add me then tell me who you are! Ask for my IG)
  • MimMim dead.Registered User regular
    zepherin wrote: »
    @Mim

    If being waxed makes you feel more sensual, then get your wax on. I know I can use some manscaping myself.

    @zepherin what if looking like I got Questlove in a headlock betwixt my thighs makes me feel sensual?

    BlueSky: thequeenofchaos Steam: mimspanks (add me then tell me who you are! Ask for my IG)
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  • 21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    ☕️ Moka ☕️
    Mim wrote: »
    I refuse to vote! Both parties are the same!

    .... that's kinda sus.

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