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  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    If I’m ever killed by an umbrella I hope y’all have the decency to tell others I died of a cocaine overdose in Taika Waititi’s sex dungeon

    I'll be busy hunting and killing the Umbrella to avenge you

    are YOU on the beer list?
  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    If I’m ever killed by an umbrella I hope y’all have the decency to tell others I died of a cocaine overdose in Taika Waititi’s sex dungeon

    tbf could be the same event

    Then at least include the whole thing in the telling

  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    A beachgoer was killed Wednesday after a loose beach umbrella impaled her in the chest, authorities said.
    Beach umbrellas have a spiked end to help push them into the sand and their wide canopy allows them to get caught up in a strong wind if they are not anchored properly, the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission said.

    The federal agency estimates about 3,000 people are injured by beach umbrellas every year.

    what the fuck

    In the UK there was a fad for having giant trampolines in the garden back when I did insurance

    Every time it got windy they would blow away and damage cars, buildings, and in a couple of notable cases cause pile ups when they blew onto motorways

    Real talk a trampoline-related series of claims remains the one instance in my insurance career that I got to instruct private investigators, for the purpose of identifying the owners of a trampoline that bounced down a whole street of parked cars damaging every single one

  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    japan wrote: »
    A beachgoer was killed Wednesday after a loose beach umbrella impaled her in the chest, authorities said.
    Beach umbrellas have a spiked end to help push them into the sand and their wide canopy allows them to get caught up in a strong wind if they are not anchored properly, the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission said.

    The federal agency estimates about 3,000 people are injured by beach umbrellas every year.

    what the fuck

    In the UK there was a fad for having giant trampolines in the garden back when I did insurance

    Every time it got windy they would blow away and damage cars, buildings, and in a couple of notable cases cause pile ups when they blew onto motorways

    Real talk a trampoline-related series of claims remains the one instance in my insurance career that I got to instruct private investigators, for the purpose of identifying the owners of a trampoline that bounced down a whole street of parked cars damaging every single one

    Here in the rural areas I still see trampolines outside without the big safety cage around them and I'm like "oh okay you're cool just making new kids if these perish"

    are YOU on the beer list?
  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited August 2022
    yes i too am very dialed in to youth culture

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    Jacobkosh on
  • navgoosenavgoose Registered User regular
    My mother in law has a million folding umbrellas in her backyard for various tables and such. We had to rush over there once last year because the wind had weaponized them.

  • NecoNeco In My Restless Dreams Registered User regular
    Weezer had a residency? Lol

    They had two good albums in the 90’s and literally nothing else after

  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    Neco wrote: »
    Weezer had a residency? Lol

    They had two good albums in the 90’s and literally nothing else after

    You're thinking of Winger

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  • NecoNeco In My Restless Dreams Registered User regular
    I don’t think winger had any good albums tho

  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    Neco wrote: »
    I don’t think winger had any good albums tho

    No that's Wings

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  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    I think after five albums if you don’t have a positive ratio of good:bad albums you should be forcibly retired

    By like

    a bladerunner or whatever

  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    hmmm i'm going to kansas city in 28 days

    that is good. i need more goals/benchmarks

    should i start a bowel movement ticker, the classic four lines and a slash??

  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck Registered User regular
    @JebusUD I listened to your songs!

    Steve Lacy - Bad Habit: I like the syrupy beat but the vocals and lyrics did not hit for me

    DOMi & JD BECK, Anderson .Paak - TAKE A CHANCE: I liked this more! the piano-y backing is good and I love .paak, I'd like to see him in concert!

  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    I think after five albums if you don’t have a positive ratio of good:bad albums you should be forcibly retired

    By like

    a bladerunner or whatever

    i think people generally work really hard at what they make and i'm much more likely to conclude that something just isn't for some/most people than that is execrable

    i'm a creative so i'm allowed to be an obnoxiously subjective fence sitter

  • NecoNeco In My Restless Dreams Registered User regular
    Still the best weezer song:

    https://youtu.be/rOnBjKRS0uU

  • TuminTumin Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    I think after five albums if you don’t have a positive ratio of good:bad albums you should be forcibly retired

    By like

    a bladerunner or whatever

    i think people generally work really hard at what they make and i'm much more likely to conclude that something just isn't for some/most people than that is execrable

    i'm a creative so i'm allowed to be an obnoxiously subjective fence sitter

    Ryan Gosling is on the way to blast your ass

  • NecoNeco In My Restless Dreams Registered User regular
    edited August 2022
    Ugh why does the cdc keep lowering Covid guidelines

    I mean I know why but it’s still awful

    Neco on
  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    Organichu wrote: »
    hmmm i'm going to kansas city in 28 days

    that is good. i need more goals/benchmarks

    should i start a bowel movement ticker, the classic four lines and a slash??

    i have a lot of mixed feelings about this post

  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    haha someone just posted on the neighborhood page bitching about the mismatching bulbs on peoples houses

    will the criminals finally be brought to justice???

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    hmmm i'm going to kansas city in 28 days

    that is good. i need more goals/benchmarks

    should i start a bowel movement ticker, the classic four lines and a slash??

    i have a lot of mixed feelings about this post

    tape still sings praises of the BBQ's place's burnt ends

  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    hmmm i'm going to kansas city in 28 days

    that is good. i need more goals/benchmarks

    should i start a bowel movement ticker, the classic four lines and a slash??

    i have a lot of mixed feelings about this post
    barbecue entrees
    BURNT ENDS - Choose Two. Beef, Pork or Sausage | $17.00
    SMOKED JALAPEÑO CORNBREAD - Served with Honey Butter | $9.50
    SMOKIN' RUSS - Chopped Burnt Ends + Jalapeños, Spicy Sauce, Cheddar & Jack Cheese | $15.50

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  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited August 2022
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    hmmm i'm going to kansas city in 28 days

    that is good. i need more goals/benchmarks

    should i start a bowel movement ticker, the classic four lines and a slash??

    i have a lot of mixed feelings about this post

    tape still sings praises of the BBQ's place's burnt ends

    yessss this gladdens me

    I've gone to Jack Stack with uh (counts on fingers) Nocturne, Chu, Chanus, Thomamelas, Vee, Zampanov, tape, Bleric, Ppups, and Cass and I think only the latter two, known picky eaters, did not float away on a cloud

    it is the KC rite of passage, our gom jabbar

    Jacobkosh on
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  • navgoosenavgoose Registered User regular
    haha someone just posted on the neighborhood page bitching about the mismatching bulbs on peoples houses

    will the criminals finally be brought to justice???

    Sir can I get your signature on this petition regarding the HOA loophole some of our neighbors are abusing to devalue the properties?

  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    Zavian wrote: »
    burnt ends always makes me think 'burnt pig ass'

    *rhythmically slamming fork and knife on table, WE WILL, WE WILL, EAT ASS*

  • NecoNeco In My Restless Dreams Registered User regular
    Don’t eat ass

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  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    my after-dental medical care was broken into a number of different insurance claims. i have one claim for the CT scan of my chest, another for the CT scan of my head, another for the ambulance, another for 'emergency room physicians' and then another for the actual emergency room visit billed from the hospital. it's been a month now and 3 of the 5 have been processed. one of those two unprocessed is the big 7,000 dollar hospital bill.

    i'm just like hope it turns out ok, we'll see lmao

  • TuminTumin Registered User regular
    Last time we went to a fancy restaurant we had some of the toast that went with part of the meal left and I parlayed that into being sent home with free herb honey butter

    The dream

  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    Burnt ends are extremely good, even when you burn your mouth on them and the meat is seasoned with your blood. Maybe especially.

  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    Neco wrote: »
    Don’t eat ass

    Luckily "you are what you eat" doesn't go both ways, otherwise I'd be in trouble

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    kosh is the 'cheesy corn bake' like a spoonable cheesy corn mixture or is it like a cheesy cornbread

  • AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    what does it mean for a band to have a residency?

    i have never heard of this

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    Organichu wrote: »
    kosh is the 'cheesy corn bake' like a spoonable cheesy corn mixture or is it like a cheesy cornbread

    spoonable

    I guess technically it's a kind of porridge? it's got the consistency of like, thick soup, with kernels of corn in a cheesy seasoned sauce with pork

  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    i appreciate the unconscious insights into my mental health re: having a slug day. ok, i just threw some frozen stuff (fries, chicken strips) on a sheet pan. the test is: do i follow the instructions and flip them

    if i don't, i know i need to touch grass

  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    Aioua wrote: »
    what does it mean for a band to have a residency?

    i have never heard of this

    basically when you perform a bunch of times a row at the same venue- think of it like being the house band. it's really common with vegas- adele is in residency at caesar's palace this july, or whatever.

  • EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator, Administrator admin
    This song has something that sounds a lot like the "Airpods at 10% battery" sound and that's basically a crime.

  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    is Weezer unaware they haven't made any good music in 20-some years?

    The White Album, OK Human, and Van Weezer were all pretty good.

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  • jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    Holy fucking shit what a rollercoaster of a 24 hour period it's been innit?

    Do we just accept we're all Florida Man, now?

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