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A beachgoer was killed Wednesday after a loose beach umbrella impaled her in the chest, authorities said.
Beach umbrellas have a spiked end to help push them into the sand and their wide canopy allows them to get caught up in a strong wind if they are not anchored properly, the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission said.
The federal agency estimates about 3,000 people are injured by beach umbrellas every year.
what the fuck
In the UK there was a fad for having giant trampolines in the garden back when I did insurance
Every time it got windy they would blow away and damage cars, buildings, and in a couple of notable cases cause pile ups when they blew onto motorways
Real talk a trampoline-related series of claims remains the one instance in my insurance career that I got to instruct private investigators, for the purpose of identifying the owners of a trampoline that bounced down a whole street of parked cars damaging every single one
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A beachgoer was killed Wednesday after a loose beach umbrella impaled her in the chest, authorities said.
Beach umbrellas have a spiked end to help push them into the sand and their wide canopy allows them to get caught up in a strong wind if they are not anchored properly, the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission said.
The federal agency estimates about 3,000 people are injured by beach umbrellas every year.
what the fuck
In the UK there was a fad for having giant trampolines in the garden back when I did insurance
Every time it got windy they would blow away and damage cars, buildings, and in a couple of notable cases cause pile ups when they blew onto motorways
Real talk a trampoline-related series of claims remains the one instance in my insurance career that I got to instruct private investigators, for the purpose of identifying the owners of a trampoline that bounced down a whole street of parked cars damaging every single one
Here in the rural areas I still see trampolines outside without the big safety cage around them and I'm like "oh okay you're cool just making new kids if these perish"
are YOU on the beer list?
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JacobkoshGamble a stamp.I can show you how to be a real man!Moderatormod
My mother in law has a million folding umbrellas in her backyard for various tables and such. We had to rush over there once last year because the wind had weaponized them.
I think after five albums if you don’t have a positive ratio of good:bad albums you should be forcibly retired
By like
a bladerunner or whatever
i think people generally work really hard at what they make and i'm much more likely to conclude that something just isn't for some/most people than that is execrable
i'm a creative so i'm allowed to be an obnoxiously subjective fence sitter
I think after five albums if you don’t have a positive ratio of good:bad albums you should be forcibly retired
By like
a bladerunner or whatever
i think people generally work really hard at what they make and i'm much more likely to conclude that something just isn't for some/most people than that is execrable
i'm a creative so i'm allowed to be an obnoxiously subjective fence sitter
should i start a bowel movement ticker, the classic four lines and a slash??
i have a lot of mixed feelings about this post
tape still sings praises of the BBQ's place's burnt ends
yessss this gladdens me
I've gone to Jack Stack with uh (counts on fingers) Nocturne, Chu, Chanus, Thomamelas, Vee, Zampanov, tape, Bleric, Ppups, and Cass and I think only the latter two, known picky eaters, did not float away on a cloud
my after-dental medical care was broken into a number of different insurance claims. i have one claim for the CT scan of my chest, another for the CT scan of my head, another for the ambulance, another for 'emergency room physicians' and then another for the actual emergency room visit billed from the hospital. it's been a month now and 3 of the 5 have been processed. one of those two unprocessed is the big 7,000 dollar hospital bill.
i'm just like hope it turns out ok, we'll see lmao
Last time we went to a fancy restaurant we had some of the toast that went with part of the meal left and I parlayed that into being sent home with free herb honey butter
life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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JacobkoshGamble a stamp.I can show you how to be a real man!Moderatormod
i appreciate the unconscious insights into my mental health re: having a slug day. ok, i just threw some frozen stuff (fries, chicken strips) on a sheet pan. the test is: do i follow the instructions and flip them
basically when you perform a bunch of times a row at the same venue- think of it like being the house band. it's really common with vegas- adele is in residency at caesar's palace this july, or whatever.
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I'll be busy hunting and killing the Umbrella to avenge you
Then at least include the whole thing in the telling
In the UK there was a fad for having giant trampolines in the garden back when I did insurance
Every time it got windy they would blow away and damage cars, buildings, and in a couple of notable cases cause pile ups when they blew onto motorways
Real talk a trampoline-related series of claims remains the one instance in my insurance career that I got to instruct private investigators, for the purpose of identifying the owners of a trampoline that bounced down a whole street of parked cars damaging every single one
Here in the rural areas I still see trampolines outside without the big safety cage around them and I'm like "oh okay you're cool just making new kids if these perish"
They had two good albums in the 90’s and literally nothing else after
You're thinking of Winger
No that's Wings
By like
a bladerunner or whatever
that is good. i need more goals/benchmarks
should i start a bowel movement ticker, the classic four lines and a slash??
Steve Lacy - Bad Habit: I like the syrupy beat but the vocals and lyrics did not hit for me
DOMi & JD BECK, Anderson .Paak - TAKE A CHANCE: I liked this more! the piano-y backing is good and I love .paak, I'd like to see him in concert!
i think people generally work really hard at what they make and i'm much more likely to conclude that something just isn't for some/most people than that is execrable
i'm a creative so i'm allowed to be an obnoxiously subjective fence sitter
Ryan Gosling is on the way to blast your ass
I mean I know why but it’s still awful
i have a lot of mixed feelings about this post
will the criminals finally be brought to justice???
tape still sings praises of the BBQ's place's burnt ends
yessss this gladdens me
I've gone to Jack Stack with uh (counts on fingers) Nocturne, Chu, Chanus, Thomamelas, Vee, Zampanov, tape, Bleric, Ppups, and Cass and I think only the latter two, known picky eaters, did not float away on a cloud
it is the KC rite of passage, our gom jabbar
Sir can I get your signature on this petition regarding the HOA loophole some of our neighbors are abusing to devalue the properties?
*rhythmically slamming fork and knife on table, WE WILL, WE WILL, EAT ASS*
i'm just like hope it turns out ok, we'll see lmao
The dream
Luckily "you are what you eat" doesn't go both ways, otherwise I'd be in trouble
i have never heard of this
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
spoonable
I guess technically it's a kind of porridge? it's got the consistency of like, thick soup, with kernels of corn in a cheesy seasoned sauce with pork
if i don't, i know i need to touch grass
basically when you perform a bunch of times a row at the same venue- think of it like being the house band. it's really common with vegas- adele is in residency at caesar's palace this july, or whatever.
The White Album, OK Human, and Van Weezer were all pretty good.
Do we just accept we're all Florida Man, now?