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  • AbsoluteZeroAbsoluteZero The new film by Quentin Koopantino Registered User regular
    Hmmmm....

    TNG
    DS9
    LD
    TOS
    SNW
    VOY
    ENT

    SNW might creep past TOS eventually, but it's got a battle on its hands with LD.

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  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    edited July 2023
    Mancingtom wrote: »
    Also, the eve of potential combat operations is the best time to institute a massive logistical change. There's no way that breeds confusion at the worst time.

    one of the reasons why I feel it’s a terrible episode

    It’s written backwards; it has a small handful of conflicts it wants to showcase and works backwards to make them happen, and it’s just insane the wild contrivances that get stacked atop each other to get to that point. Absolutely bottom of the barrel for me with TNG, or any show.

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  • RazielMortemRazielMortem Registered User regular
    Counterpoint - probably every single actor, main cast and guest, is giving it 110% in that episode. Even Ronny Cox. Who just does Ronny Cox, did 110% Ronny Cox. Jonathan Frakes gets to actually do/be something other than a boring yes man for Stewart and Stewart is having the time of his life with the mini-play. I get petulant Riker isn't everyone's cup of tea, but at least it had some emotion to it - Riker is just so boring otherwise - Q was right, he was better before the beard.

  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    I feel like it was a good episode to ground the idea that this isn't a military, they're space socialists who are never wrong.

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  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    edited July 2023
    Counterpoint - probably every single actor, main cast and guest, is giving it 110% in that episode. Even Ronny Cox. Who just does Ronny Cox, did 110% Ronny Cox. Jonathan Frakes gets to actually do/be something other than a boring yes man for Stewart and Stewart is having the time of his life with the mini-play. I get petulant Riker isn't everyone's cup of tea, but at least it had some emotion to it - Riker is just so boring otherwise - Q was right, he was better before the beard.

    Ronny Cox giving 110% is about 35% more than that role needed

    He doesn’t come off as tough or authoritative or statesmanlike, he comes off like a violent nursing home patient who thinks his roommate stole his ribbon candy

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  • StraygatsbyStraygatsby Registered User regular
    Since we're doing tier lists...

    TNG
    DS9
    SNW
    Disco
    LD
    TOS
    VOY
    ENT

  • MonwynMonwyn Apathy's a tragedy, and boredom is a crime. A little bit of everything, all of the time.Registered User regular
    Got-dam Ferengi insurance is a scam I tell you whut

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  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    Wrong socialist thread.

    Also SNW recent episode
    rewatching and I was laughing my ass off when Chapel gestured for Uhura and Ortegas to turn around. They both do, petulantly, just like "lady we're in transdimensional space just fucking tell the cloud you love the pointy eared boy so we can go home!"

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  • HydropoloHydropolo Registered User regular
    I ALMOST got baited into the Jellico stuff, but no. Not gonna do it. Atomika, you blow my mind. Like, we couldn't disagree much more from top to bottom about these shows.

  • HydropoloHydropolo Registered User regular
    Cambiata wrote: »
    Oh geez, I completely forgot TOS on my list, now that's embarrassing. TOS was my first Star Trek and one with the most nostalgic pull for me... yet not my favorite. Let me recompile that list:

    DS9
    Lower Decks
    SNW
    TOS
    Picard
    TNG
    Voyager
    Prodigy
    Enterprise

    It does seem a little unfair to rank SNW so high when it hasn't even gotten to the third season, aka grown the beard yet. But it's staying there for now, if the later seasons fuck it up then I'll just change my list.

    I'm sorry, SNW started out episode 1 with the beard already in place.

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  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Hydropolo wrote: »
    I ALMOST got baited into the Jellico stuff, but no. Not gonna do it. Atomika, you blow my mind. Like, we couldn't disagree much more from top to bottom about these shows.

    Meh, it’s fine, I’m used to it and I have an incredible yen for criticality

  • StraygatsbyStraygatsby Registered User regular
    Wrong socialist thread.

    Also SNW recent episode
    rewatching and I was laughing my ass off when Chapel gestured for Uhura and Ortegas to turn around. They both do, petulantly, just like "lady we're in transdimensional space just fucking tell the cloud you love the pointy eared boy so we can go home!"

    My wife came in during that episode and asked me "Why is Star Trek talking to Siri?" It definitely made me giggle: inter-dimensional customer service comedy for the win.

  • MancingtomMancingtom Registered User regular
    Counterpoint - probably every single actor, main cast and guest, is giving it 110% in that episode. Even Ronny Cox. Who just does Ronny Cox, did 110% Ronny Cox. Jonathan Frakes gets to actually do/be something other than a boring yes man for Stewart and Stewart is having the time of his life with the mini-play. I get petulant Riker isn't everyone's cup of tea, but at least it had some emotion to it - Riker is just so boring otherwise - Q was right, he was better before the beard.

    I'll have to disagree with you there--we've got plenty of post-beard Riker episodes where Frakes got to do interesting things and the character had focus. Think stuff like Best of Both Worlds, Future Imperfect, First Contact, The Outcast, Frame of Mind, Second Chances, and The Pegasus. Those are all good to great episodes, though The Outcast hasn't aged well, being a half-hearted discussion of queer rights from a very 90s point of view.

    It's more than Geordi got.
    Atomika wrote: »
    Mancingtom wrote: »
    Also, the eve of potential combat operations is the best time to institute a massive logistical change. There's no way that breeds confusion at the worst time.

    one of the reasons why I feel it’s a terrible episode

    It’s written backwards; it has a small handful of conflicts it wants to showcase and works backwards to make them happen, and it’s just insane the wild contrivances that get stacked atop each other to get to that point. Absolutely bottom of the barrel for me with TNG, or any show.

    Yeah, I think making the Riker/Jellico conflict so personal was a mistake. It'd be better if Jellico was focused entirely on the negotiations with the Cardassians and Riker on saving Picard—there's plenty of conflict to mine there, you don't need to add ego on top of it.

    If they had to go personal, make it about the fact the TNG mains never fought in the Cardassian Wars.* That always struck me as a weird detail. TNG starts off with Picard, Crusher, and Riker already considered among the best officers in Starfleet—and yet they little to no involvement in a conflict that had lasted twenty years? I know the writers hadn't come up with the Cardassians when they started TNG, but in-universe it implies Starfleet didn't take the conflict that seriously. If you have Jellico as someone who's spent all or most of his career fighting the Cardassians, then there's potential for conflict. You can imagine Jellico resenting what he sees as a bunch of pampered greenhorns riding in on Starfleet's most advanced ship (that never fought) after the smoke has cleared to tell him what to do. On Riker's end, you can imagine that he wouldn't trust someone he believed to have forgotten Starfleet's purpose—especially when they tell him to sacrifice Picard.

    That's a way more interesting conflict than two grown-ass adults whining about duty shifts.

  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    edited July 2023
    Agreed. Plus the way Cox plays the role is just terrible. He literally just comes off as demented. Like, in a real hierarchy some new guy comes in, removes the unimpeachable and beloved old boss, slags off the crew, and fights constantly with upper officers on his first day is gonna find themselves with a phaser through the back in a room full of people who saw nothing.

    For my money, it’s the worst episode in TNG because all it wants is these major upending conflicts and doesn’t do any work to get there. It forces everything, which undercuts all immersion.

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  • klemmingklemming Registered User regular
    Jellico was a soldier in search of a war.
    I wonder how he dealt with the Dominion War.
    I figure either he got blown to hell in the first battle, or made it through the entire thing without a scratch.

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  • Jean-LucJean-Luc Registered User regular
    edited July 2023
    Jellico is shown to be an admiral in Prodigy. A much better place for him imo.

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  • PailryderPailryder Registered User regular
    unrelated, just posting this clip because i love it.
    https://youtu.be/MhXBVzLLcSc

  • MancingtomMancingtom Registered User regular
    klemming wrote: »
    Jellico was a soldier in search of a war.
    I wonder how he dealt with the Dominion War.
    I figure either he got blown to hell in the first battle, or made it through the entire thing without a scratch.

    Well, he made it through, as he appears in Prodigy ~10 years after the war.

    I know the books went a different route, but if you ask me to do a Dominion War series with TNG characters:

    -Riker and Data get temporarily promoted to captain—Starfleet absolutely has more ships than qualified commanders. It's also a bad idea to load all your best talent into one unit when that unit might be destroyed. While they're happy to return to the Enterprise after the war, this plants the seeds for both wanting a chair permanently—Riker taking the Titan and Data intending to be Picard's XO until a spot opens up.

    -Picard runs into bitter Stargazer survivors who are leery of serving with him in a combat situation. He does his best to keep Starfleet ideals alive despite the war, as a counterpoint to Sisko's willingness to compromise for the greater good.

    -Riker gets put under Jellico's command. They still despise each other, but the stakes are higher and there's no room for pettiness. Teeth-clenched teamwork at its finest.

    -Crusher is reassigned to a major hospital behind the line, providing long-term care to the wounded and displaced. Geordi gets sent to Earth, where he's involved in organizing civilian shipwrights to build/repair Starfleet ships as fast as possible. This is how we see the homefront and develop Geordi as a leader.

    -Lots of character development for Troi and Lwaxana. Troi becomes Picard's first officer—she's a full commander and the most senior after Riker and Data. Lwaxana becomes something like the Unsinkable Molly Brown, but for keeping Betazed in the fight and helping war refugees. This is where Riker and Troi start to reignite their relationship permanently as opposed to the friends-with-benefits thing they had in late-TNG.

    -Big focus on the Fall and subsequent Liberation of Betazed, with a detour for the Breen attack on Earth and its aftermath. Show the parts of the war DS9 mentioned or hinted at in passing.

    -While most of the story would intentionally avoid DS9 (it was a big war, it's like the difference between a WW2 set in the Pacific and one set in Europe), the TNG characters are part of the final push to Cardassia and involved in the immediate post-war relief efforts.

  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    I’d watch that twice a week

  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    we need to kick up some spare change and do it as a radio drama. Frakes has time now.

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  • MegaMan001MegaMan001 CRNA Rochester, MNRegistered User regular
    Jellico is a shitty captain for demanding the Enterprise change their three shift schedule to a four shift schedule! Like, what the fuck man? That's going to cause so many problems and you're headed to Cardassian space!

    I am in the business of saving lives.
  • Commander ZoomCommander Zoom Registered User regular
    I submit that most or all of the love for Jellico comes down to him finally putting Troi in a decent uniform rather than another attempted-fanservice dress.
    (and more recently, a series of dad joke memes.)

  • LJDouglasLJDouglas Registered User regular
    edited July 2023
    MegaMan001 wrote: »
    Jellico is a shitty captain for demanding the Enterprise change their three shift schedule to a four shift schedule! Like, what the fuck man? That's going to cause so many problems and you're headed to Cardassian space!

    As a more long term thing the concept of having your crew work shorter shifts could mean people are better rested and more able to deal with a crisis, but insisting that the heads of all your departments split off a third of each shift to go into a brand new shift you just made, and expecting those crew who potentially might not have even interacted with the others in their new shift rotation to function even close to their normal capability when they have potentially only days before getting into a shooting war was really not a wise move. Although the episode did give Troi one of the very few occasions to make use of her empathic abilities to state anything other than that the guys currently shooting at them were feeling aggression, when Riker comments on how confident Jellico is only for him to rebuff that he's not. Dude was shitting himself at the thought that Picard's mission might go so far south the Cardassians would start shooting again and throwing his weight around on the flagship to give himself the feeling of being in control of the situation.
    I submit that most or all of the love for Jellico comes down to him finally putting Troi in a decent uniform rather than another attempted-fanservice dress.
    (and more recently, a series of dad joke memes.)

    It's astonishing, well maybe more depressing than astonishing, just how long the notion that a female character had to be put into some skintight catsuit to keep the viewers' attention lasted in Star Trek. On every occasion when they finally let the character, be it Troi, Seven or T'Pol, wear actual people clothes, they actually looked better in them than whatever onesie they'd been stitched into up until that point.

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  • HydropoloHydropolo Registered User regular
    This picture popped up on my feed today, kinda neat:

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  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Hydropolo wrote: »
    This picture popped up on my feed today, kinda neat:

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    Needs a picture of LCARS.

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  • RazielMortemRazielMortem Registered User regular
    I never understood Troi and Crusher rising to command track. Particularly Crusher. Look, being a doctor takes a lot of time and study. I assume commanding a starship also takes a lot - you can't do both! You don't see Bones commanding the bridge or Bashir running Ops. If nothing else commanding a starship probably leads to hippocractic oath violations. It's just dumb!

    Troi is just....odd. I can't remember if she went through academy but surely her background is counseling - again not command.

    I get why they did it - Crusher was just totally irrelevant after Wesley left so McFadden was bored and Sirtis was probably frustrated at the sexy suits. But it was silly.

  • King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    Jean-Luc wrote: »
    Jellico is shown to be an admiral in Prodigy. A much better place for him imo.

    Hes Janeway's boss to boot.
    4 shifts on the dauntless for sure

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  • HevachHevach Registered User regular
    Doing it with a potential battle looming is dumb, but it's worth mentioning that the Enterprise never switched back. 4 shifts was apparently a winner.

  • StrikorStrikor Calibrations? Calibrations! Registered User regular
    Hevach wrote: »
    Doing it with a potential battle looming is dumb, but it's worth mentioning that the Enterprise never switched back. 4 shifts was apparently a winner.

    At least until like a year later when everyone showed up in inconsistent uniforms and got trounced by an antique ship. Hey wait a minute...

    God DAMNIT, Jellico!

  • HevachHevach Registered User regular
    edited July 2023
    That was all Riker, who apparently suffered some traumatic brain injury between All Good Things and Generations. "I've fired my phasers one time, I'm out of ideas. Any deflector bullshit we can do?"

    "Yes but it'll take a half hour."

    "Well we're out of options here, do it!"

    "You could just keep -

    "Out. Of. Options. Lieutenant. Do the thing!"


    I'm betting he also ordered the new uniforms. "Ok there's me... Picard.... Me and Troi... Troi... Me... Worf. That's ten people, three uniforms each so yeah, I'll take fifteen of the new uniforms."

    "Your crew complement is 1,024."

    "I don't recognize any of these names. La... Forge... I don't think any of these people work here any more. Fifteen, ensign."

    Hevach on
  • AbsoluteZeroAbsoluteZero The new film by Quentin Koopantino Registered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    Agreed. Plus the way Cox plays the role is just terrible. He literally just comes off as demented. Like, in a real hierarchy some new guy comes in, removes the unimpeachable and beloved old boss, slags off the crew, and fights constantly with upper officers on his first day is gonna find themselves with a phaser through the back in a room full of people who saw nothing.

    For my money, it’s the worst episode in TNG because all it wants is these major upending conflicts and doesn’t do any work to get there. It forces everything, which undercuts all immersion.

    Worse than Shades of Gray, a got damned clip show?

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  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    Agreed. Plus the way Cox plays the role is just terrible. He literally just comes off as demented. Like, in a real hierarchy some new guy comes in, removes the unimpeachable and beloved old boss, slags off the crew, and fights constantly with upper officers on his first day is gonna find themselves with a phaser through the back in a room full of people who saw nothing.

    For my money, it’s the worst episode in TNG because all it wants is these major upending conflicts and doesn’t do any work to get there. It forces everything, which undercuts all immersion.

    Worse than Shades of Gray, a got damned clip show?

    Obviously I’m not talking about clip shows

  • VontreVontre Registered User regular
    Extremely weird take. Yeah it forces a lot, for the purpose of giving us really excellent performances, dialog, and drama. In that respect it absolutely accomplishes what a script is supposed to do. Resilience to nitpicking is not a good criteria... at all.

  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Vontre wrote: »
    Extremely weird take. Yeah it forces a lot, for the purpose of giving us really excellent performances, dialog, and drama. In that respect it absolutely accomplishes what a script is supposed to do. Resilience to nitpicking is not a good criteria... at all.

    🤷‍♀️

    I think the performances are awful and the dialogue stinks and those combined with the heavily contrived script add up to make the drama facile and childish

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  • HydropoloHydropolo Registered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    Vontre wrote: »
    Extremely weird take. Yeah it forces a lot, for the purpose of giving us really excellent performances, dialog, and drama. In that respect it absolutely accomplishes what a script is supposed to do. Resilience to nitpicking is not a good criteria... at all.

    🤷‍♀️

    I think the performances are awful and the dialogue stinks and those combined with the heavily contrived script add up to make the drama facile and childish

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    Wait, I thought you liked Disco?

  • Dark_SideDark_Side Registered User regular
    edited July 2023
    Hevach wrote: »
    Doing it with a potential battle looming is dumb, but it's worth mentioning that the Enterprise never switched back. 4 shifts was apparently a winner.

    Yeah. I've come to the conclusion that the vast majority of the problem is bad communication top to bottom. Jellico seems to think he's there to do one thing while the crew are on a completely opposite tack, nobody seems to be completely informed on either side of the table.

    Jellico's changes are not bad in a vacuum, but zoomed out they're needlessly disruptive and a little cruel. Picard for his part shrugs his shoulders over the whole thing, offering up only the most tepid of compliments for Riker. It's really quite a bizarre change. And Riker fucks up and doesn't institute the changes, though arguably even if he had Jellico would have found something to hold him over the fire for - dude never had a chance.

    Dark_Side on
  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Dark_Side wrote: »
    Hevach wrote: »
    Doing it with a potential battle looming is dumb, but it's worth mentioning that the Enterprise never switched back. 4 shifts was apparently a winner.

    Yeah. I've come to the conclusion that the vast majority of the problem is bad communication top to bottom. Jellico seems to think he's there to do one thing while the crew are on a completely opposite tack, nobody seems to be completely informed on either side of the table.

    Jellico's changes are not bad in a vacuum, but zoomed out they're needlessly disruptive and a little cruel. Picard for his part shrugs his shoulders over the whole thing, offering up only the most tepid of compliments for Riker. It's really quite a bizarre change. And Riker fucks up and doesn't institute the changes, though arguably even if he had Jellico would have found something to hold him over the fire for - dude never had a chance.

    It can all be explained by the script being written from the endpoint of a handful of conflicts and everything written in reverse to get the characters to that point

    Nobody in that whole episode acts like themselves

  • Doctor DetroitDoctor Detroit Not a doctor Tree townRegistered User regular
    Ok, finally finished Picard S3. It’s got me jonesing for more Trek. I guess LD and SNW are the next stops? Can I just go right to SNW without Disco?

  • StrikorStrikor Calibrations? Calibrations! Registered User regular
    Absolutely. The first episode references it a little but explains everything nicely so it's not confusing at all.

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