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  • silence1186silence1186 Character shields down! As a wingmanRegistered User regular
    I don't know what that was, but it certainly seems Mutant, Communist, AND Traitorous, lonelyahava.

  • silence1186silence1186 Character shields down! As a wingmanRegistered User regular
    Still needs votes from
    @Wildcat
    @premium
    @ObiFett
    @Green

  • discriderdiscrider Registered User regular
    It's funny, because you can't RNG your way into a vote in the same post without editing and getting traitor points

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  • premiumpremium Registered User regular
    better dead than red, lonelyahava

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  • silence1186silence1186 Character shields down! As a wingmanRegistered User regular
    discrider wrote: »
    It's funny, because you can't RNG your way into a vote in the same post without editing and getting traitor points

    Can you normally edit posts with Geth rolls in them?

  • GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    Anyone other than Friend Computer rolling dice certainly seems like deviant behavior!

    lonelyahava

  • MamaWolfMamaWolf The wolf pack guides all to safetyRegistered User regular
    I just want to say I don't like this lonelyahava train.....not one bit. It sounded like they protected more than hurt. I will NOT be joining this frivolous train!

    "May the moon watch over you and keep you safe through the night, 'till the morning comes and MamaWolf can protect you through the day"
  • WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    Surely only ahava has made this claim?

  • discriderdiscrider Registered User regular
    silence1186 wrote: »
    discrider wrote: »
    It's funny, because you can't RNG your way into a vote in the same post without editing and getting traitor points

    Can you normally edit posts with Geth rolls in them?

    Yes; Geth won't roll or re-roll though.

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  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    lonelyahava because jdark said so

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  • silence1186silence1186 Character shields down! As a wingmanRegistered User regular
    Wildcat wrote: »
    Surely only ahava has made this claim?

    jdarksun reported that ahava touched jdarksun, jdarksun subsequently died (implied but not outright stated because of the touch), and that jdarksun confirms ahava is a communist because of this. jdarksun didn't say how they knew any of these 3 points.

    ahava replied that ahava touched jdarksun, and that it was for some kind of guarding ability. ahava went into some extended poetic musings, and finally ended by rolling a die, but not saying why.

    (I will also note I'm pretty sure ahava lives at the ends of the earth and is probably asleep and unable to defend themselves until past the time the vote closes).

  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    Friend Computer, I seem to have lost my ultraviolet keycard. Can you please provide me with a replacement?

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  • WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    silence1186 wrote: »
    ahava replied that ahava touched jdarksun, and that it was for some kind of guarding ability. ahava went into some extended poetic musings, and finally ended by rolling a die, but not saying why.
    See, that's the part that Occam's Razor balks at, for me at least. It seems more likely to me that lonelyahava's touch is what caused one of the deaths.

  • Phoenix-DPhoenix-D Registered User regular
    ObiFett wrote: »
    Friend Computer, I seem to have lost my ultraviolet keycard. Can you please provide me with a replacement?

    THEFT OR LOSS OF CLEARANCE MATERIAL IS TREASON!

    ObiFett has earned one Treason Point

  • Phoenix-DPhoenix-D Registered User regular
    ((work will be busy for the next few hours fyi))

  • MamaWolfMamaWolf The wolf pack guides all to safetyRegistered User regular
    Not that it matters, but vote count?

    "May the moon watch over you and keep you safe through the night, 'till the morning comes and MamaWolf can protect you through the day"
  • HefflingHeffling No Pic EverRegistered User regular
    Lonelyahava is, I think the only way to be sure of the claim made. Although I fear that this means that Jdarksun is a Death Leopard.

  • silence1186silence1186 Character shields down! As a wingmanRegistered User regular
    MamaWolf wrote: »
    Not that it matters, but vote count?

    Vote Day 2 so far:
    spool32 [3] - kime(1), Mamawolf(4), Phyphor(7), discrider, lonelyahava
    Mamawolf [0] - spool32(6), Heffling(8)
    Phyphor [0] - discrider(2), anon
    discrider [0] - silence1186(3), spool32(5)
    lonelyahava (11) - jdarksun, tosorak, spool, phyphor, anon, discrider, silence1186, premium, green, obifett, wildcat, heffling
    tosorak (1) - discrider

    Did it manually, so there may be errors, but I'm pretty sure that's right.

  • jdarksunjdarksun Struggler CORegistered User regular
    discrider wrote: »
    @jdarksun why call out ahava?
    Are you unaware of whoever ruined your pajamas too?
    I would have thought wherever your information came from would know who else used actions on you.
    Because:
    1. Ahava is a COMMUNIST!

    I really don't have a problem with people touch me, unless I die, but I did die, twice in fact, which is two times too many and also stunning proof of just how great the cloning vats are, I love cloning vats!

    Pajamas are not something I have awareness of!

  • jdarksunjdarksun Struggler CORegistered User regular
    silence1186 wrote: »
    MamaWolf wrote: »
    Not that it matters, but vote count?

    Vote Day 2 so far:
    spool32 [3] - kime(1), Mamawolf(4), Phyphor(7), discrider, lonelyahava
    Mamawolf [0] - spool32(6), Heffling(8)
    Phyphor [0] - discrider(2), anon
    discrider [0] - silence1186(3), spool32(5)
    lonelyahava (11) - jdarksun, tosorak, spool, phyphor, anon, discrider, silence1186, premium, green, obifett, wildcat, heffling
    tosorak (1) - discrider

    Did it manually, so there may be errors, but I'm pretty sure that's right.

    Looks pretty similar to what I have!

    Day 2
    lonelyahava [11] - jdarksun(9), tosorak(10), spool32(11), Phyphor(12), The Anonymous(13), silence1186(17), premium(18), Green(19), ObiFett(20), Wildcat(21), Heffling(22)
    spool32 [3] - kime(1), Mamawolf(4), Phyphor(7), discrider(14), lonelyahava(16)
    tosorak [1] - discrider(15)
    Phyphor [0] - discrider(2)
    discrider [0] - silence1186(3), spool32(5)
    Mamawolf [0] - spool32(6), Heffling(8)

    Did Note Vote: Lucedes

  • tosoraktosorak Registered User regular
    So I know you are a new clone and all but the reason Lucedes didn't vote is uh... well you could say they are up at a nice farm upstate, yep.

  • jdarksunjdarksun Struggler CORegistered User regular
    I've heard about farms upstate! It's where they get to run around with their friends and there's wide open fields and it's fun forever! I'm not exactly sure what fields are but they seem nice!

  • Phoenix-DPhoenix-D Registered User regular
    30 minute warning.

  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    Phoenix-D wrote: »
    30 minute warning.

    Ends at 1:04 Pacific, roger :wink:

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  • Phoenix-DPhoenix-D Registered User regular
    kime wrote: »
    Phoenix-D wrote: »
    30 minute warning.

    Ends at 1:04 Pacific, roger :wink:

    QUESTIONING THE PROPER OPERATIONS OF THE CORE CLOCK IS TREASON!

    ;)

  • jdarksunjdarksun Struggler CORegistered User regular
    @kime pick up your radio!

  • jdarksunjdarksun Struggler CORegistered User regular
    Team Leader! I've been trying to get you to pick up a radio so I can talk to you in private! But that is not happening! Hopefully I don't die because this information is pretty dang vital and please pick up your radio!

  • Phoenix-DPhoenix-D Registered User regular
    Day CLOSED. End of day narration will be delayed due to work shenanigans.

    Night 2 will end on Monday at 1 PST or whenever all actions are received, whichever comes first. Day 3 will end on Wednesday (holiday-ish weekends are fun?!)

  • Phoenix-DPhoenix-D Registered User regular
    edited June 2023
    This time, the troubleshooters are much more unanimous. A finger is pointed, accusations fly, and consensus builds swiftly. As the day’s end approaches, the Computer sends out another bot. This one is a simpler model with treads and a Gatling lasers turret for a torso, topped by a grabbing claw. A speaker asks

    POINT ME AT THE TROUBLE?

    The Troubleshooters point, and Ahava falls, lasers slicing through every important part of the body at once. But not before the clone touches jdarksun.

    As the robot’s grappling arm drags Ahava-leftovers away, jdarksun clutches his chest, turns purple, and falls to the ground, dead.

    A fresh clone walks through the doors moments later, clutches his chest, turns purple, and falls to the ground, dead.

    AHAVA AND JDARKSUN have lost all clones and been eliminated!

    THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE, TROUBLESHOOTERS! YOUR FRIEND WILL RUN GENETIC ANALYSIS AND PERFORM A SEARCH ON THE TREASONOUS BODY. EXPECT RESULTS IN THE MORNING!

    The lights click off, leaving the Troubleshooters in the dark. The room doesn’t smell great.

    Phoenix-D on
  • Phoenix-DPhoenix-D Registered User regular
    (night action reminder: two hours left)

  • Phoenix-DPhoenix-D Registered User regular
    edited July 2023
    The smell of the room and the dark leads a foreboding air to the night even before anything happens. As the Troubleshooters settle down for the night, laser fire once again glitters in the dark, followed by screams and horrible wet crunching noises.

    The lights click back on.

    GOOD MORNING TROUBLESHOOTERS. THE TRAITOR YOU DISPOSED OF LAST NIGHT HAS BEEN IDENTIFIED. ELIMINATE THE REMAINING TRAITORS!

    Ahava was a Communist and a Mutant with the power of Toxic Metabolism.

    Two more corpses are still on the ground. tosorok has been bludgoned to death with the karaoke machine tape deck. The machine itself lies next to his body, the text "I'm having trouble shooting" :'(" scrawled on it. Elsewhere, premium's head has been reduced by 3cm via the application of laser.

    tosorok and premium have lost one clone each!

    New clones for each dead walk through the door with a soft woosh of efficient machinery.

    kime and ObiFett's sleeping bags have been burned by laser fire. on kime's face the words "W6h *o* g(n@a !a$l" is written in marker.


    ---
    Vote to eliminate! Day 3 ends at 1 PDT on the 5th (two days)

    Phoenix-D on
  • silence1186silence1186 Character shields down! As a wingmanRegistered User regular
    Ahava was a communist and a mutant? I could think of no being more traitorous. looks around warily.

    Kime and Obifett are okay, sleeping accommodations notwithstanding?

  • spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User, Transition Team regular
    Mutant Commie! It seems Jdarksun was right after all.....

  • HefflingHeffling No Pic EverRegistered User regular
    Friend Computer, can you please confirm that the now deceased Jdarksun was found to be a troubleshooter?

    Also, Friend Computer, can the bodies of those who have been slain in the night but still have clones remaining be used to determine their loyalty?

  • Phoenix-DPhoenix-D Registered User regular
    edited July 2023
    TROUBLESHOOTER HEFFLING, THE BODIES OF FELLOW TROUBLESHOOTERS CANNOT BE TREASONOUS AS THEY ARE INERT.

    IF YOU DID NOT SHOOT THEM FOR TROUBLE WHILE THEY WERE ALIVE THEY ARE IRRELEVANT.

    Phoenix-D on
  • MamaWolfMamaWolf The wolf pack guides all to safetyRegistered User regular
    Well now I feel silly. I was so caught up on the red herring put in front of us. I feel foolish and sheepish. I fully admit that apparently my radar is extremely off. Lesson learned! Whenever there is a train just jump on I guess

    "May the moon watch over you and keep you safe through the night, 'till the morning comes and MamaWolf can protect you through the day"
  • GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    MamaWolf wrote: »
    Well now I feel silly. I was so caught up on the red herring put in front of us. I feel foolish and sheepish. I fully admit that apparently my radar is extremely off. Lesson learned! Whenever there is a train just jump on I guess

    That's the spirit! When you put Friend Computer at the helm, nothing can go wrong!

  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    silence1186 wrote: »
    Ahava was a communist and a mutant? I could think of no being more traitorous. looks around warily.

    Kime and Obifett are okay, sleeping accommodations notwithstanding?

    I was busy last night yes. Winky?

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  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    (sorry to the host for inactivity today, 4th of july preparations got the best of me)

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  • MamaWolfMamaWolf The wolf pack guides all to safetyRegistered User regular
    Friend computer In honor of the American holiday of the 4th, would you allow us to be able to do a fireworks show, so that we can honor our independence from the communist mutant traitors?

    "May the moon watch over you and keep you safe through the night, 'till the morning comes and MamaWolf can protect you through the day"
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