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  • NaphtaliNaphtali Hazy + Flow SeaRegistered User regular
    I’ve been awake for…8 hours today and I’ve learned NOTHING

    In fact, I’ve forgotten how to drive.

    raijin, driving never existed it was simply mass formation psychosis


    there is only drifting

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User, Moderator mod
    today I learned guinea pigs are not from guinea and are actually a domesticated livestock animal from the andes

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    today I learned guinea pigs are not from guinea and are actually a domesticated livestock animal from the andes

    Where you get the mints they put on hotel pillows?

  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    today I learned guinea pigs are not from guinea and are actually a domesticated livestock animal from the andes

    Where you get the mints they put on hotel pillows?

    guinea

    this world in a hundred kinds of dumb

  • reVersereVerse Attack and Dethrone God Registered User regular
    I’ve been awake for…8 hours today and I’ve learned NOTHING

    In fact, I’ve forgotten how to drive.

    You didn't forget how to drive, you got drunk.

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    reVerse wrote: »
    I’ve been awake for…8 hours today and I’ve learned NOTHING

    In fact, I’ve forgotten how to drive.

    You didn't forget how to drive, you got drunk.

    AND HOW

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Naphtali wrote: »
    I’ve been awake for…8 hours today and I’ve learned NOTHING

    In fact, I’ve forgotten how to drive.

    raijin, driving never existed it was simply mass formation psychosis


    there is only drifting

    One does not simply drift into Mordor

  • NaphtaliNaphtali Hazy + Flow SeaRegistered User regular
    Naphtali wrote: »
    I’ve been awake for…8 hours today and I’ve learned NOTHING

    In fact, I’ve forgotten how to drive.

    raijin, driving never existed it was simply mass formation psychosis


    there is only drifting

    One does not simply drift into Mordor

    pssh shows what you know radagast

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Naphtali wrote: »
    Naphtali wrote: »
    I’ve been awake for…8 hours today and I’ve learned NOTHING

    In fact, I’ve forgotten how to drive.

    raijin, driving never existed it was simply mass formation psychosis


    there is only drifting

    One does not simply drift into Mordor

    pssh shows what you know radagast

    Radagast is the only person who can drift while riding a grizzly bear.

  • furlionfurlion Riskbreaker Lea MondeRegistered User regular
    Learned the word edulcorate. It meant to make something sweeter as in food, but now it means to make more palatable in general. I think it is a synonym for euphemism maybe in modern parlance.

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    today I learned guinea pigs are not from guinea and are actually a domesticated livestock animal from the andes

    Now I’m picturing a person on horseback working a massive herd of Guinea Pigs back into their fence.

  • furlionfurlion Riskbreaker Lea MondeRegistered User regular
    today I learned guinea pigs are not from guinea and are actually a domesticated livestock animal from the andes

    Now I’m picturing a person on horseback working a massive herd of Guinea Pigs back into their fence.

    I didn't learn this today but i did learn that we have no idea why they are called guinea pigs. The Wikipedia article mentions it i think, but we have no clue where the name came from or why it stuck around.

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I mean

    Why is an arm called an arm?

  • SLyMSLyM Registered User regular
    I mean

    Why is an arm called an arm?

    Noun (1)

    Middle English, going back to Old English earm, arm, going back to Germanic *arma-, masculine, (whence also Old Frisian erm "arm," Old Saxon arm, Old High German aram, arm, Old Norse armr, Gothic arms), going back to Indo-European *h2orH-mo-, whence also Old Church Slavic ramo "shoulder," Bosnian-Croatian-Serbian rȁme, stem rȁmen-, Czech ráměk; a parallel zero-grade *h2r̥H-mó- gives Old Prussian irmo "arm," Lithuanian (eastern dialects) ìrmėdė "pain from gout, chill, fever" (irm- "arm" + -ėdė "eating"), Sanskrit īrmá- "arm," Avestan arəma-; Latin armus "forequarter (of an animal), shoulder" probably goes back to *h2erH-mo-
    NOTE: Usually claimed to be a derivative of the verb *h2er- "fit, join" (see ARM entry 3)—very plausible semantically—though the Sanskrit and Baltic forms require a second laryngeal (*h2erH-) in the base (cf. Rix et al., Lexikon der indogermanischen Verben, 2. Auflage, Wiesbaden, 2001, where the verbal base is posited without a second laryngeal). Could the suffix be *-H-mo-? The Slavic noun fluctuates in inflection between -mo- and -men- (see André Vaillant, Grammaire comparée des langues slaves, II:1 [Lyon, 1958], pp. 214-15). According to P. Schrijver, The Reflexes of the Proto-Indo-European Laryngeals in Latin (Amsterdam, 1991), p. 194, Latin armus cannot be traced to *h2r̥H-mo-, which would have yielded *ramus. Regarding Armenian armukn "elbow," see H. K. Martirosyan, Etymological Dictionary of the Armenian Inherited Lexicon, Leiden, 2010, s.v.

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  • SLyMSLyM Registered User regular
    no, I don't know what any of that means either, I just thought it would be funny to copy-paste the etymology out of the dictionary

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  • chromdomchromdom Who? Where?Registered User regular
    Here I thought it was because when I'd give lip, my mom would reach back and 'arm me.

  • Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    edited January 26
    furlion wrote: »
    today I learned guinea pigs are not from guinea and are actually a domesticated livestock animal from the andes

    Now I’m picturing a person on horseback working a massive herd of Guinea Pigs back into their fence.

    I didn't learn this today but i did learn that we have no idea why they are called guinea pigs. The Wikipedia article mentions it i think, but we have no clue where the name came from or why it stuck around.

    Did you know turkeys are named after the country Turkey, despite being from North America?

    Brovid Hasselsmof on
  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    furlion wrote: »
    today I learned guinea pigs are not from guinea and are actually a domesticated livestock animal from the andes

    Now I’m picturing a person on horseback working a massive herd of Guinea Pigs back into their fence.

    I didn't learn this today but i did learn that we have no idea why they are called guinea pigs. The Wikipedia article mentions it i think, but we have no clue where the name came from or why it stuck around.

    My theory that I just made up: they used to cost 21 shillings

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
  • DisruptedCapitalistDisruptedCapitalist I swear! Registered User regular
    Same thing why there's countries with the name guinea in three different continents:

    Guyana, equatorial guinea, paupa new guinea, etc...

    "Simple, real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time." -Mustrum Ridcully in Terry Pratchett's Hogfather p. 142 (HarperPrism 1996)
  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    Maybe it's because they weigh just over a pound

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  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    TIL that I have NO NICE CLOTHES

  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    TIL that Xaquin has NO CLOTHES NICE

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  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    Guyana/Guiana is actually from a different origin.

    Guinea is the old name for the region in West Africa, probably from a Portuguese corruption of an African language word (there's some debate as to which one language and word specifically). Guinea, Equatorial Guinea, and Guinea-Bissau are part of that region, and that's the whole of it there (there were also a bunch of historical colonies that were just called [empire] Guinea).

    New Guinea was named such because... the people looked like the people from the Guinea region, according to some old dead Spaniard. Papua is the traditional name of that island, hence the nation named Papua New Guinea now.

    Meanwhile in South America a similar thing happened with a region that was known as the Guianas, from the indigenous term Guyana (meaning "land of many waters"). We see a similar imperial pattern there, with a bunch of colonies just named [empire] Guiana, although in this case there's still one left with that name in French Guiana. Suriname and parts of Venezuela and Brazil were also Guiana colonies at one point.

  • ShadowfireShadowfire Vermont, in the middle of nowhereRegistered User regular
    I mean

    Why is an arm called an arm?

    Where does Napoleon keep his armies?

    In his sleevies.
    They're called arms entirely for that joke.

  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    I just learned how Jackson Pollock died. Huh.

  • DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    I just learned how Jackson Pollock died. Huh.

    was it messy?

  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    edited January 27
    I just learned that the loop on Naval sleeve insignia is called the executive curl, or Elliott's Eye

    In a separate piece of idle browsing, I learned yesterday that my grade in the Civil Service is roughly equivalent to a Royal Navy Captain, which would only be relevant if I were on official business with the armed forces and they needed to work out which mess I should attend

    Rhesus Positive on
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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 27
    tynic wrote: »
    I just learned how Jackson Pollock died. Huh.

    was it messy?

    Yeah, actually. He joined a new york psychotherapy cult which encouraged alcoholism and indiscriminate fucking, got way too into both, took a woman and her friend to a bar for an entire afternoon, then drove them all home and flipped his car, killing himself and the friend.

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  • DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    tynic wrote: »
    I just learned how Jackson Pollock died. Huh.

    was it messy?

    Yeah, actually. He joined a new york.psychotherapy cult which encouraged alcoholism and indiscriminate fucking, got way too into both, took a woman and his friend to a bar for an entire afternoon, then drove them all home and flipped his car, killing himself and the friend.

    oh gracious

  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    I just learned that the loop on Naval sleeve insignia is called the executive curl, or Elliott's Eye

    In a separate piece of idle browsing, I learned yesterday that my grade in the Civil Service is roughly equivalent to a Royal Navy Captain, which would only be relevant if I were on official business with the armed forces and they needed to work out which mess I should attend

    It also means that in the event the real captain is incapacitated, you'll be responsible for landing the boat.

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  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    Jedoc wrote: »
    I just learned that the loop on Naval sleeve insignia is called the executive curl, or Elliott's Eye

    In a separate piece of idle browsing, I learned yesterday that my grade in the Civil Service is roughly equivalent to a Royal Navy Captain, which would only be relevant if I were on official business with the armed forces and they needed to work out which mess I should attend

    It also means that in the event the real captain is incapacitated, you'll be responsible for landing the boat.

    I'll be too busy marrying people indiscriminately

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    You should watch the movie Pollock.

    Ed Harris is a fucking powerhouse

  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    Speaking of movies: today I learned that The Goonies had a whole subplot about two gorillas escaping from the zoo and evading capture in the rich prick's Mustang

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    edited January 27
    The century-old pecan tree in my back yard turns out to have a very healthy crop of lichen on its north side! I've lived in this house for five years and this is the first time it's been rainy and foggy enough for a long enough period for it to fully Hulk out, and I hadn't noticed it at all before now. Usually it just looks like bare brown bark.

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    Same, little green buddies. I also think this is the best available weather.

    For contrast, here's what that same section of trunk looked like in June:

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  • Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    I learned yesterday that the sandworms of Dune apparently feed on smaller sandworms. This does not seem ecologically sustainable. My suspension of disbelief about the kilometre-long drug-secreting worms that find water poisonous has been ruined.

  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User, Moderator mod
    It's sandworms all the way down

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    The entire planet is one giant sandworm I assume

    I have not read any of the sequels

  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    There's always a bigger sandworm

  • furlionfurlion Riskbreaker Lea MondeRegistered User regular
    Do you think Leto II's dong was also covered by the sandtrout? Like a permanent condom?

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  • 3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    I assumed he had a dong made out of sandtrout.

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