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[Movie] threads today are all sequels or reboots

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Olivaw wrote: »
    I want a Star Trek where the climax of the episode is someone giving a big speech that convinces someone to do or not to do something

    Maybe also a Star Trek where there's a weird thing on a planet and uh oh it's bad we gotta figure out how to shut it down/escape it/evacuate the people and then they do that and the story ends

    Or a Star Trek where people are having weird dreams and they gotta figure out what's up with that, or one guy is trying to figure out what to do for someone's birthday party in the b-plot, or whether or not these rock-drilling robots are sentient

    Until we got a Star Trek that does things like that on the regular I'm just not very interested in Star Trek

    You seen Strange New Worlds?

  • minor incidentminor incident you can't swim when you've been dead a hundred yearsRegistered User, Transition Team regular
    Olivaw wrote: »
    I want a Star Trek where the climax of the episode is someone giving a big speech that convinces someone to do or not to do something

    Maybe also a Star Trek where there's a weird thing on a planet and uh oh it's bad we gotta figure out how to shut it down/escape it/evacuate the people and then they do that and the story ends

    Or a Star Trek where people are having weird dreams and they gotta figure out what's up with that, or one guy is trying to figure out what to do for someone's birthday party in the b-plot, or whether or not these rock-drilling robots are sentient

    Until we got a Star Trek that does things like that on the regular I'm just not very interested in Star Trek

    I genuinely can't tell if this is a bit.

    Ah, it stinks, it sucks, it's anthropologically unjust
  • Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    I want a star trek that has a ship with big naturals.

  • Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Cybertronian Paranormal Eliminator Registered User regular
    edited January 2024
    Bloods End wrote: »
    I want a star trek that has a ship with big naturals.

    All those ships are artificial.

    If you want ships with big naturals, check out Moya on Farscape.

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    100% naturally grown Leviathan.

    Undead Scottsman on
  • ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User, Transition Team regular
    edited January 2024
    Oh, you want a spaceship with big, natural features?

    Perhaps you want the spaceship to look like a HUGE DICK?

    Great, cause LEXX is here to provide for ya.

    Zonugal on
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  • ShadowfireShadowfire Vermont, in the middle of nowhereRegistered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Olivaw wrote: »
    I want a Star Trek where the climax of the episode is someone giving a big speech that convinces someone to do or not to do something

    Maybe also a Star Trek where there's a weird thing on a planet and uh oh it's bad we gotta figure out how to shut it down/escape it/evacuate the people and then they do that and the story ends

    Or a Star Trek where people are having weird dreams and they gotta figure out what's up with that, or one guy is trying to figure out what to do for someone's birthday party in the b-plot, or whether or not these rock-drilling robots are sentient

    Until we got a Star Trek that does things like that on the regular I'm just not very interested in Star Trek

    You seen Strange New Worlds?

    See also: The Orville.

  • MegaMan001MegaMan001 CRNA Rochester, MNRegistered User regular
    My perfect episode of star trek involves two conflicting, but valid points of view creating an overall ethical dilemma which requires our crew to look within themselves and their own morales to find a solution. The climax is a five minute monologue which explodes the nature of humanity and the ethical ramification of acting or not acting simultaneously.

    I am in the business of saving lives.
  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    I feel like if they haven't wrapped it up by 28 Decades Later then they're never gonna clear up this zombie plague.

    There's also the prequel, 28 Days Earlier, and the sidequel, 28 Miles Away

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
  • ProhassProhass Registered User regular
    I feel like if they haven't wrapped it up by 28 Decades Later then they're never gonna clear up this zombie plague.

    There's also the prequel, 28 Days Earlier, and the sidequel, 28 Miles Away

    Also the prequel 28 days, about a recovering alcoholic set two years before the zombie outbreak

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Prohass wrote: »
    I feel like if they haven't wrapped it up by 28 Decades Later then they're never gonna clear up this zombie plague.

    There's also the prequel, 28 Days Earlier, and the sidequel, 28 Miles Away

    Also the prequel 28 days, about a recovering alcoholic set two years before the zombie outbreak

    Starring Sandra Bullock!

  • DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    I had to watch that movie in my alternative school, I only heard "28 Days-" and "watch" and I was like oh man are you kidding? awesome

    WHAT A INCREDIBLE LET DOWN

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2024
    I heard they’re making a micro series called 28 Seconds Later.

    Raijin Quickfoot on
  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    28 Dresses, about a woman that is always the zombiemaid, never the zombie

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
  • KetarKetar Registered User regular
    I heard they’re making a micro series called 28 Seconds Later.

    Yeah, it's debuting this fall on Quibi: Money Never Sleeps.

  • ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User, Transition Team regular
    So, last night my partner introduced me to Encanto, which I found delightful.

    I enjoyed it a lot more than Coco.

    Also? The revelation that We Don't Talk About Bruno was the smash hit from the film is weird to me, cause if you asked me what the best song is, it's Surface Pressure:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQwVKr8rCYw

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  • N1tSt4lkerN1tSt4lker Registered User regular
    "Surface Pressure" is SO VERY GOOD!

  • MagellMagell Detroit Machine Guns Fort MyersRegistered User regular
    Zonugal wrote: »
    So, last night my partner introduced me to Encanto, which I found delightful.

    I enjoyed it a lot more than Coco.

    Also? The revelation that We Don't Talk About Bruno was the smash hit from the film is weird to me, cause if you asked me what the best song is, it's Surface Pressure:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQwVKr8rCYw

    That's my GF's favorite song from the movie. I think the opening song Family Madrigal is the best, but Dos Oroguitas is great too if you want to be sad.

  • durandal4532durandal4532 Registered User regular
    I liked Encanto but I felt like some plotlines petered out after one good song, like Luisa's.

    We're all in this together
  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    I liked Encanto but I felt like some plotlines petered out after one good song, like Luisa's.

    It felt like they were angling for another Let It Go musically and ended up letting that influence their plot a bit overmuch as a result

  • cursedkingcursedking Registered User regular
    edited January 2024
    Encanto is kind of infuriating to me because I think it's so close in terms of actually being about something, but I think the ending really fumbles the ball, and instead of showing literally any character depth or interactions, everyone is extremely surface level and shallow.

    Like, Surface Pressure is a good song, but Louisa is absolutely never shown being under pressure or the family having expectations for her. She happily, and easily, does several chores and then has a full flown breakdown. The song reveals she is under tremendous pressure, but we never see her under any pressure at all other than later in an existential one as she loses her strength. And every other character is like this. There's no actual internal conflict in the movie other than between Mirabel and the Grandma, it's just a really weirdly plotted movie.

    Frozen isn't some super textually deep work, but we do spend an opening third of the movie being shown what Everyone's Deal is. Elsa is aloof and standoffish and that's because she's afraid of herself. Anna is nearly batshit from being a shut-in and desperate for literally any amount of affection. They say this in songs, but we also see it in how they actually interact and have conflict with one another. It's why Let it Go works! It's a catharsis point for the character that is earned by the text.

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  • Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    Magell wrote: »
    Zonugal wrote: »
    So, last night my partner introduced me to Encanto, which I found delightful.

    I enjoyed it a lot more than Coco.

    Also? The revelation that We Don't Talk About Bruno was the smash hit from the film is weird to me, cause if you asked me what the best song is, it's Surface Pressure:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQwVKr8rCYw

    That's my GF's favorite song from the movie. I think the opening song Family Madrigal is the best, but Dos Oroguitas is great too if you want to be sad.

    This song is an anthem for every oldest sibling, especially one's in a dysfunctional home

  • ioloiolo iolo Registered User regular

    How did this get made? Like, I lived through the 90's. I know some weird shit was going on. But this....

    (I guess the real question is how did this exist and I didn't know about it.)

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  • 3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    Iolo wrote: »

    How did this get made? Like, I lived through the 90's. I know some weird shit was going on. But this....

    (I guess the real question is how did this exist and I didn't know about it.)

    Cocaine.

  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    somebody didn't watch every vhs tape with a dinosaur on the cover as a child

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  • MegaMan001MegaMan001 CRNA Rochester, MNRegistered User regular
    cursedking wrote: »
    Encanto is kind of infuriating to me because I think it's so close in terms of actually being about something, but I think the ending really fumbles the ball, and instead of showing literally any character depth or interactions, everyone is extremely surface level and shallow.

    Like, Surface Pressure is a good song, but Louisa is absolutely never shown being under pressure or the family having expectations for her. She happily, and easily, does several chores and then has a full flown breakdown. The song reveals she is under tremendous pressure, but we never see her under any pressure at all other than later in an existential one as she loses her strength. And every other character is like this. There's no actual internal conflict in the movie other than between Mirabel and the Grandma, it's just a really weirdly plotted movie.

    Frozen isn't some super textually deep work, but we do spend an opening third of the movie being shown what Everyone's Deal is. Elsa is aloof and standoffish and that's because she's afraid of herself. Anna is nearly batshit from being a shut-in and desperate for literally any amount of affection. They say this in songs, but we also see it in how they actually interact and have conflict with one another. It's why Let it Go works! It's a catharsis point for the character that is earned by the text.

    The songs are all used to explore the characters inner motivations...which is what reveals Luisa's turmoil. You see her running in the background doing all these jobs back to back, it's not a big leap to empathize with those expectations.

    Anyway, Surface Pressure is incredibly good.

    I actually like all of Encanto, though yeah the ending is a little too neatly tied up.

    I am in the business of saving lives.
  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    I made my parents rent Theodore Rex multiple times as a kid

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2024
    First random Tubi movie of the year

    Girlhouse(2014)

    A beautiful young college student moves into a house that streams video to an X-rated website. After a deranged fan hacks the site and finds out where she lives, she spends the night fighting for her life

    Did not expect to see a young Camren Bicondova in this

    Raijin Quickfoot on
  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    I somehow never saw Theodore Rex, but I did watch a lot of We're Back: A Dinosaur's Story.

  • GustavGustav Friend of Goats Somewhere in the OzarksRegistered User regular
    I’d watch a hundred of the worst 90s dinosaur movies you could find before giving a minute of my time to a Jurassic World sequel. I’ll tell you that much

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Olivaw wrote: »
    I want a Star Trek where the climax of the episode is someone giving a big speech that convinces someone to do or not to do something

    Maybe also a Star Trek where there's a weird thing on a planet and uh oh it's bad we gotta figure out how to shut it down/escape it/evacuate the people and then they do that and the story ends

    Or a Star Trek where people are having weird dreams and they gotta figure out what's up with that, or one guy is trying to figure out what to do for someone's birthday party in the b-plot, or whether or not these rock-drilling robots are sentient

    Until we got a Star Trek that does things like that on the regular I'm just not very interested in Star Trek

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7y2dBhj8sOM

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom try The Substance it changed my lifeRegistered User regular


    I'll be there opening weekend. Melissa deserves this

  • Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    This is fucking ghoulish ans more proof youtubers should be launched into the sun
    https://deadline.com/2024/01/george-carlin-dudesy-1235716629/

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    AI is going to be the death of entertainment.

    The DEATH!

    Someone needs to Melvin AI

  • minor incidentminor incident you can't swim when you've been dead a hundred yearsRegistered User, Transition Team regular
    Bloods End wrote: »
    This is fucking ghoulish ans more proof youtubers should be launched into the sun
    https://deadline.com/2024/01/george-carlin-dudesy-1235716629/

    "Humans are so afraid of the void that we can’t let what has fallen into it stay there."

    Ah, it stinks, it sucks, it's anthropologically unjust
  • AlphaRomeroAlphaRomero Registered User regular
    edited January 2024


    I'll be there opening weekend. Melissa deserves this

    One of the worst trailers I've ever seen, gave away almost everything including
    what looks like at least two turned characters.

    Seriously do not watch if you don't want to be spoiled

    AlphaRomero on
  • NarbusNarbus Registered User regular


    I'll be there opening weekend. Melissa deserves this

    One of the worst trailers I've ever seen, gave away almost everything including
    what looks like at least two turned characters.

    Yeah, that trailer 100% should have ended at the 1:20 mark

  • shoeboxjeddyshoeboxjeddy Registered User regular
    Your movie should not be allowed to release if the trailer ends on "Bad joke... LOUD NOISE or musical sting!" Think of one idea, trailer people, I dare you.

  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    Bloods End wrote: »
    This is fucking ghoulish ans more proof youtubers should be launched into the sun
    https://deadline.com/2024/01/george-carlin-dudesy-1235716629/

    Cool to see Will Sasso involved!

  • GustavGustav Friend of Goats Somewhere in the OzarksRegistered User regular
    i have to imagine some of these things exist out some sort of "no bad press" style thinking and are designed to get attention through pissing people off.

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  • GustavGustav Friend of Goats Somewhere in the OzarksRegistered User regular
    then again ai is the future people are also very stupid

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