itt you’re a lizard

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  • ProlegomenaProlegomena Frictionless Spinning The VoidRegistered User regular
    inexplicably in your sink

    going to start signing off my formal letters in this manner

  • sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    I stepped into the bathtub once and found a lizard in there

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
  • facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    afk laying next to a lake with half my body in the water to keep me cool and half in the sun to keep me warm

    yeah gonna be doing that for the next five hours pretty busy with it actually

    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Real strong, facetious.

    Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
  • IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    *helps people save up to 15% on their car insurance*

  • Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    *is related to all current European monarchs*

  • JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    *picks up a bus and throws it back down as I wade through the buildings towards the center of town*

  • GrisloGrislo Registered User regular
    I cast magic missile.

    This post was sponsored by Tom Cruise.
  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    *counts ten thousand rats, then eats one*

  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    What the hell is this? I’m not a lizard!



    Or… am I!!?!??!

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    *eats a bug*

  • DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    *uses computer*

  • MulysaSemproniusMulysaSempronius but also susie nyRegistered User regular
    *loses tail*

    shit, sorry about that

    *tail wiggles disconcertingly*
    *run away*

    If that's all there is my friends, then let's keep dancing
  • TynnanTynnan seldom correct, never unsure Registered User regular
    Selfie thread?

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    actually, i'm the lizard king

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    yer a lizard, gary

  • AlexandierAlexandier Registered User regular
    Looks like we beat Lavos before going to Tyrano Lair with Ayla.

  • Andy JoeAndy Joe We claim the land for the highlord! The AdirondacksRegistered User regular
    mlem

    XBL: Stealth Crane PSN: ajpet12 3DS: 1160-9999-5810 NNID: StealthCrane Pokemon Scarlet Name: Carmen
  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    I don't want to cure cancer. I want to make everybody dinosaurs.

  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    chillin on a screen door

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  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    Sure hope I ain't gotta squirt blood out of my eyes today

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  • SirToastySirToasty Registered User regular
    *literally runs on water*

  • DelduwathDelduwath Registered User regular
    *balances on left front foot and right hind foot*
    *balances on right front foot and left hind foot*
    *balances on left front foot and right hind foot*
    *balances on right front foot and left hind foot*
    Mother fuck this sand is hot, god damn.

  • TynnanTynnan seldom correct, never unsure Registered User regular
    mlem

  • Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
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    lemme just take a nap under these canoes real quick these people can wait

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    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
  • Havelock2.0Havelock2.0 Sufficiently Chill The Chill ZoneRegistered User regular
    *raises self up*

    HHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhh

    You go in the cage, cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Shark's in the water, our shark.
  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    Got some dry skin on my eyeball, lemme just….

    Mm, delicious.

  • GarthorGarthor Registered User regular
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  • DelduwathDelduwath Registered User regular
    *looks directly up with left eyeball and directly down with right eyeball*

  • LucedesLucedes might be real Registered User regular
    *lays a clutch of eggs under a bush somewhere*

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    *extends colorful neck waddle*

  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    *evolves into bird*

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    *evolves into bird*

    Evolution isn’t real.

    Except in Pokemon

  • SirToastySirToasty Registered User regular
    *raises up the front half of my body like I'm looking at something intently but doesn't move for like an hour*

  • TynnanTynnan seldom correct, never unsure Registered User regular
    mlem

  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    ate a bug

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  • DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    Secretes waste from the cloaca

  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    mlem

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Runs, seemingly panicked, over a small body of water.

  • Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
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    I'm in ur doorholes, laying eggs, lol

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