Goblin Thread

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  • JayKaosJayKaos Registered User regular
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  • SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
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  • minor incidentminor incident expert in a dying field njRegistered User regular
    "goblin these nuts"

    It's a wierd saying, so let's get a full description from ChatGPT

    Ah, it stinks, it sucks, it's anthropologically unjust
  • reVersereVerse Attack and Dethrone God Registered User regular
  • JokermanJokerman Everything EverywhereRegistered User regular
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  • JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    Dex Dynamo wrote: »
    Not enough glider!posting in this thread tbh, failure of a thread

    Not even a single pumpkin bomb?????????????????????

    Be the change you wanna see, buddy.

  • Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    @BahamutZERO

    Procreate! You draw on different layers and then export it as a gif.

  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User, Moderator mod
    I used to know how to do that in old photoshop but I forgot, I think it was pretty fiddly with the plugins I had available.

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  • SkeithSkeith Registered User regular
    We're on page 2 and nobody has posted this?

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    A friend of mine played this with one of his D&D groups a month ago, and one of the players drew their goblins. I uh... I don't think I can share the results.

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  • Dex DynamoDex Dynamo Registered User regular
    Juggernut wrote: »
    Dex Dynamo wrote: »
    Not enough glider!posting in this thread tbh, failure of a thread

    Not even a single pumpkin bomb?????????????????????

    Be the change you wanna see, buddy.

    I'm something of the change I want to see myself

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  • Havelock2.0Havelock2.0 Sufficiently Chill The Chill ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited May 21
    7. oh no

    Havelock2.0 on
    You go in the cage, cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Shark's in the water, our shark.
  • Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    When I was, a young boy, my goblin, took me into the city, to see a goblin band, he said, “son when, you grow up

    and that’s when he stabbed me.
    reVerse wrote: »
    So, there's this movie called Goblin.

    In it, a goblin lives in a nice suburban neighborhood where it shits all over the place and eats pets and such.

    Then, the main family of the story moves into the neighborhood. The family consists of a mom and her very young son, and an asshole husband and his douche bully son.

    Anyway, the goblin ends up eating the douche bully son and the asshole husband, and the mom likes the goblin for this.

    The goblin ends up moving into a shed in the backyard, and then its strongly implied that the mom and the goblin have sex and the mom gets pregnant.

    The end.

    In Goblin 2: Son of Goblin the goblin is animated Roger Rabbit style, but his son is just Adam Driver in slacks.

  • Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    I’m combining post ideas into every post now, for efficiency.

    Fuck the police.

  • JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    This is Goblin Thread we ate the police

  • ph blakeph blake Registered User regular
    Are gremlins like a subgroup of goblins, or are they just completely their own thing?

    Are they just goblins with fur?

    Does gizmo from the hit movie Gremlins go "goblin mode" or not?

    Please discuss

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  • JayKaosJayKaos Registered User regular
    Gizmo from the hit movie Gremlins is the one that does not turn into a gremlin, so they would probably be the only member of the family to not go goblin mode.

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  • ChallChall Registered User regular
    edited May 21
    A Plea for Goblin Civility
    In a world where goblins are often depicted as chaotic or malevolent, advocating for goblin civility is a noble cause. Understanding their culture, needs, and desires can pave the way for peaceful coexistence and mutual understanding between goblins and other inhabitants of the realm. After all, every being deserves respect and a chance to thrive in harmony.

    The mistreatment of goblins is a longstanding issue that often stems from prejudice and misunderstanding. Instead of demonizing them, it's crucial to address the root causes of conflict and strive for mutual respect and equality. By promoting awareness and advocating for fair treatment, we can work towards a more inclusive society where all creatures, including goblins, are treated with dignity and compassion.

    Achieving goblin peace requires a multifaceted approach:

    1. **Education and Awareness**: Educate both goblins and other communities about each other's cultures, histories, and perspectives to foster empathy and understanding.

    2. **Dialogue and Negotiation**: Facilitate open dialogue and negotiations to address grievances, resolve conflicts, and establish mutually beneficial agreements.

    3. **Fair Treatment**: Ensure goblins receive fair treatment and equal rights under the law, combating discrimination and prejudice in all forms.

    4. **Resource Allocation**: Address socioeconomic disparities and inequities that may contribute to tensions, ensuring goblins have access to resources and opportunities for prosperity.

    5. **Cultural Exchange**: Promote cultural exchange programs to celebrate diversity and build bridges between goblin communities and other societies.

    6. **Conflict Resolution**: Establish mechanisms for peaceful conflict resolution and mediation to prevent escalation and promote reconciliation.

    7. **Leadership and Advocacy**: Encourage goblin leaders and advocates to voice their concerns and participate in decision-making processes at local, regional, and national levels.

    By implementing these strategies with dedication and sincerity, we can pave the way for lasting peace and harmony between goblins and other inhabitants of the realm.

    Chall on
  • ph blakeph blake Registered User regular
    JayKaos wrote: »
    Gizmo from the hit movie Gremlins is the one that does not turn into a gremlin, so they would probably be the only member of the family to not go goblin mode.

    What is he a fucking cop?

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  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Central OhioRegistered User regular
    ::blinking::

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  • Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    edited May 21
    I think it has to do with the length of their noses or I’m thinking of alligators/crocodiles which are similar only in amount of fucks given.

    Also my least professional email address is ofbyd@live.co.uk so message me if the forum implodes or I leave in a bit. It’s ok if the internet sees this one, I already get every kind of spam possible on this one.

    Endless_Serpents on
  • DidgeridooDidgeridoo Flighty Dame Registered User regular
    Ooh goblin thread! You know what the best goblins are?

    Peglins!!

    Everyone should play Peglin. It rules.

    https://store.steampowered.com/app/1296610/Peglin/

  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Central OhioRegistered User regular
    I think it has to do with the length of their noses or I’m thinking of alligators/crocodiles which are similar only in about of fucks given.

    Also my least professional email address is ofbyd@live.co.uk so message me if the forum implodes or a leave in a bit. It’s ok if the internet sees this one, I already get every kind of spam possible on this one.

    Goblin feet pic requests sent

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  • Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    That game describes itself as a deck building pachinko rogue-like, which is akin unto Hell itself, but what I saw was pinball breakout, which is what they should lead with.

  • JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    The only fuckin GPT I want in my goblin thread better be the GPT that stands for Goblin Piss Trough

  • ChallChall Registered User regular
    edited May 21
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    Juggernut wrote: »
    The only fuckin GPT I want in my goblin thread better be the GPT that stands for Goblin Piss Trough

    Love that band

    Chall on
  • minor incidentminor incident expert in a dying field njRegistered User regular
    i'm through with my goblin piss trough, though. don't like it? tough.

    Ah, it stinks, it sucks, it's anthropologically unjust
  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
  • JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    Buddy. They don't even let me drink outta the Goblin Piss Trough

  • JayKaosJayKaos Registered User regular
    ph blake wrote: »
    JayKaos wrote: »
    Gizmo from the hit movie Gremlins is the one that does not turn into a gremlin, so they would probably be the only member of the family to not go goblin mode.

    What is he a fucking cop?

    Don't try to change the subject to distract from the fact you've exposed your sorely lacking knowledge of 40-year-old children's horror comedy movies.

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  • DidgeridooDidgeridoo Flighty Dame Registered User regular
    That game describes itself as a deck building pachinko rogue-like, which is akin unto Hell itself, but what I saw was pinball breakout, which is what they should lead with.

    I would describe the game as an easier and more light hearted slay the spire, with a fun pinball interface

    Also the stinkin’ cutest little goblins I’ve ever seen, I love them so much

  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    crwth wrote: »
    Mortal Sky wrote: »
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    are goblins supposed to be hot

    That's putting a lot of pressure on goblins

    They can be hot, but the not-hot ones are also valid

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
  • RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    ph blake wrote: »
    Are gremlins like a subgroup of goblins, or are they just completely their own thing?

    Are they just goblins with fur?

    Does gizmo from the hit movie Gremlins go "goblin mode" or not?

    Please discuss

    Gremlins are more closely related to Leprechauns and Brownies and other lesser fae creatures
    - nonsense weaknesses to things found in abundance in the human lands
    - attractive, beguiling traits no human can resist
    - fickle switch between helpful and malicious behaviors
    - obsessive passion for human things (technology in this case)
    - interactions with humans lend themselves to teaching morality lessons to the survivors

    Sterica wrote: »
    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
    Edcrab's Exigency RPG
  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    crwth wrote: »
    Mortal Sky wrote: »
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    are goblins supposed to be hot

    That's putting a lot of pressure on goblins

    They can be hot, but the not-hot ones are also valid

    hmm

    i don’t agree

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  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    Ringo wrote: »
    ph blake wrote: »
    Are gremlins like a subgroup of goblins, or are they just completely their own thing?

    Are they just goblins with fur?

    Does gizmo from the hit movie Gremlins go "goblin mode" or not?

    Please discuss

    Gremlins are more closely related to Leprechauns and Brownies and other lesser fae creatures
    - nonsense weaknesses to things found in abundance in the human lands
    - attractive, beguiling traits no human can resist
    - fickle switch between helpful and malicious behaviors
    - obsessive passion for human things (technology in this case)
    - interactions with humans lend themselves to teaching morality lessons to the survivors

    Wait are you suggesting then that goblins aren't that exact same sort of lesser fairy? Because that's precisely how they appear in their own folkloric capacity.

  • RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Ringo wrote: »
    ph blake wrote: »
    Are gremlins like a subgroup of goblins, or are they just completely their own thing?

    Are they just goblins with fur?

    Does gizmo from the hit movie Gremlins go "goblin mode" or not?

    Please discuss

    Gremlins are more closely related to Leprechauns and Brownies and other lesser fae creatures
    - nonsense weaknesses to things found in abundance in the human lands
    - attractive, beguiling traits no human can resist
    - fickle switch between helpful and malicious behaviors
    - obsessive passion for human things (technology in this case)
    - interactions with humans lend themselves to teaching morality lessons to the survivors

    Wait are you suggesting then that goblins aren't that exact same sort of lesser fairy? Because that's precisely how they appear in their own folkloric capacity.

    Folklore goblins are fae or fae-adjacent, yes! But these have (in my experience) been largely supplanted in popular culture by Fantasy Goblins which are mostly just smaller Orcs. Halflings : Humans :: Goblins : Orcs

    Sterica wrote: »
    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
    Edcrab's Exigency RPG
  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    I think they've standardized into a fantasy species the same way that elves (or dwarves or gnomes (sort of (don't get me started on gnomes))) have from similar origins.

    But I think there's also still a tremendous desire to have them in that position regardless of that standardization - fantasy goblins are regularly portrayed as mischievous troublemakers and they frequently have a weird obsession with technology (or their own kludged together version of it). They might not span the breadth of a traditional fairy folklore goblin or a Rossetti goblin or one of their Muppet incarnations, but the idea of the goblin is still one of a cunning trickster figure, even if that's grounded more through cultural norms or whatever instead of supernatural predilection.

  • AlexandierAlexandier Registered User regular
    Goblins are always goblins.

    Gremlins well, you dont just have them showing up outta nowhere. You gotta feed a mogwai after midnight(local time i presume. As creatures of chaos i imagine they follow daylight savings time)?

  • HeadCreepsHeadCreeps NOW IS THE TIME FOR DRINKING! Registered User regular
    crwth wrote: »
    Mortal Sky wrote: »
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    are goblins supposed to be hot

    uh DUH?

    You know, I see a lot about hottie Goblin Gals, but where are my gorgeous Goblin Guys?

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  • RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    I'll take a #ShortKings thread, but in green please

    Sterica wrote: »
    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
    Edcrab's Exigency RPG
  • DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    One thing I really admire about humanity is that there doesn't seem to be an upper limit on how horny we can get, as a civilization

    it just keeps going up, it's like the economy but people like it

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