stolen valor thread

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  • Havelock2.0Havelock2.0 Sufficiently Chill The Chill ZoneRegistered User regular
    We’ve got several options available but our most popular ones are the “Turned Into Hamburger By A Flak Cannon”, “Whoops I Cooked My MK2 Too Long”, “Drowning At Omaha”, and “Upham”

    You go in the cage, cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Shark's in the water, our shark.
  • rhylithrhylith Death Rabbits HoustonRegistered User regular
    spono wrote: »
    Remember when that pitcher threw a baseball directly at a bird

    That bird was me

    Blasted by the big unit

  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    rhylith wrote: »
    spono wrote: »
    Remember when that pitcher threw a baseball directly at a bird

    That bird was me

    Blasted by the big unit

    A Chuck Tingle novel

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    I am Bizzaro Stormy.

  • Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    I don’t know that doesn’t seem right.

  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User, Moderator mod
    We’ve got several options available but our most popular ones are the “Turned Into Hamburger By A Flak Cannon”, “Whoops I Cooked My MK2 Too Long”, “Drowning At Omaha”, and “Upham”

    What's upham

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  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    Real big "SHOW ME YOUR HONOR.

    NO. YOUR OTHER HONOR." energy itt.

  • ZavianZavian universal peace sounds better than forever war Registered User regular
    im gonna start posting all my posts in bold to steal the valor of the mods

    but not right now

    when they least expect it

  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    We’ve got several options available but our most popular ones are the “Turned Into Hamburger By A Flak Cannon”, “Whoops I Cooked My MK2 Too Long”, “Drowning At Omaha”, and “Upham”

    What's upham

    My dad cursed my son and all his descendants.

  • Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    We should actually have more AMA threads. I vote @BahamutZERO because you’re a little dragon gif, that’s a pretty cool thing to be.

  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User, Moderator mod
    sure

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    I don’t know that doesn’t seem right.

    Seems right for the stolen valor thread imo

  • ZavianZavian universal peace sounds better than forever war Registered User regular
    edited May 22
    'This may surprise and shock you, but I'm not actually a 16 year old female high school student NATO military general.

    I'm really a 16,000 year old dragon.'

    this is the starting text of my latest adult anime visual novel that will be coming soon to Steam, "Stolen Valor, A Tale of Lust and Dragons"

    Zavian on
  • Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    Who is the general then?

  • ZavianZavian universal peace sounds better than forever war Registered User regular
    Who is the general then?

    this is more for your AMA thread tbh

  • Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    I’m the general. Let’s stop making nuclear weapons ok? Ok.

  • ZavianZavian universal peace sounds better than forever war Registered User regular
    I’m the general. Let’s stop making nuclear weapons ok? Ok.

    that's EXACTLY what a 16,000 year old dragon posing as a 16 year old high school student NATO military general would say

    I'm not saying you are

    just saying pretty sus, idk

  • JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    Woah hang on what did the nukes do?

  • Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    It’s funny you say that because I’m actually a middle aged man posing as an even older man due to the horrors of existence.

  • Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    edited May 22
    @Juggernut
    I’m going to reallocate the budget towards sick ass glaives and halberds and guzzards or whatever that other big spear is called. Going all in on polearms 2024.

    Endless_Serpents on
  • JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    Alright well I'm in but only because that stuff is absolutely cool as shit.

  • Havelock2.0Havelock2.0 Sufficiently Chill The Chill ZoneRegistered User regular
    We’ve got several options available but our most popular ones are the “Turned Into Hamburger By A Flak Cannon”, “Whoops I Cooked My MK2 Too Long”, “Drowning At Omaha”, and “Upham”

    What's upham

    Not muchham, what’s upham with you

    You go in the cage, cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Shark's in the water, our shark.
  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    valor lies in thr liver... cooks up nicely with onions.... hehehe... hehahaha....

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  • StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    ProTip: go to WWII reunions. Everyone there is like 90+, so you can just take their medals and shit and they can't do a thing about it.

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  • sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    As a veteran, I agree

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  • DiarmuidDiarmuid Amazing Meatball Registered User regular
    Zavian wrote: »
    'This may surprise and shock you, but I'm not actually a 16 year old female high school student NATO military general.

    I'm really a 16,000 year old dragon.'

    this is the starting text of my latest adult anime visual novel that will be coming soon to Steam, "Stolen Valor, A Tale of Lust and Dragons"

    Wishlisting this right now.
    I will never actually buy it.

  • AlexandierAlexandier Registered User regular
    This valor?

    Fell off the back of a truck.

    Dohn worry ahboudid.

  • Havelock2.0Havelock2.0 Sufficiently Chill The Chill ZoneRegistered User regular
    Valor???

    But I just met her!!

    You go in the cage, cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Shark's in the water, our shark.
  • ChallChall Registered User regular
    Sterica wrote: »
    ProTip: go to WWII reunions. Everyone there is like 90+, so you can just take their medals and shit and they can't do a thing about it.

    My grandpa turned 90 last week but he only served at a base in Germany after the war so I don't think he has any good loot to pass down.

    Also 90 years ago was 1934 so those kids would only be 12 when the war ended. The youngest WWII vets should be nearly 100 by now (except the famous Tween Squadron, the Fightin' Pre-Teens, and various child superhero sidekicks)

  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User, Moderator mod
    -Tal wrote: »
    valor lies in thr liver... cooks up nicely with onions.... hehehe... hehahaha....

    so can I trade you 100 souls for a broken sword or not

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  • StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    Chall wrote: »
    Sterica wrote: »
    ProTip: go to WWII reunions. Everyone there is like 90+, so you can just take their medals and shit and they can't do a thing about it.

    My grandpa turned 90 last week but he only served at a base in Germany after the war so I don't think he has any good loot to pass down.

    Also 90 years ago was 1934 so those kids would only be 12 when the war ended. The youngest WWII vets should be nearly 100 by now (except the famous Tween Squadron, the Fightin' Pre-Teens, and various child superhero sidekicks)
    Even better!

    Also, WWII valor is the good shit. They killed Nazis and junk. You don't wanna steal the valor of same lame war like Desert Storm, right? You might get some sympathy points for 'Nam, but you can do better is what I'm saying.

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  • MatevMatev Cero Miedo Registered User regular
    They gotta store the extra medals somewhere, right? I'm getting a crew together....

    "Go down, kick ass, and set yourselves up as gods, that's our Prime Directive!"
    Hail Hydra
  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    everyone wants to steal the valor, nobody wants to run off with the ptsd

  • JokermanJokerman Everything EverywhereRegistered User regular
    You know if you combined this with another thread you could call it swollen valor.

  • KelorKelor Registered User regular
    edited May 23
    Weaver wrote: »
    everyone wants to steal the valor, nobody wants to run off with the ptsd

    I was reading an article the other day about how 30,000-40,000 people fled the draft during the Vietnam War up to Canada, but it worked out okay because the same number of Canadians came down and volunteered.

    That is a lot more than I would have thought.

    Kelor on
  • The Cow KingThe Cow King a island Registered User regular
    You can steal valour by just saying you where a truck driver for 4 years who's gonna care

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  • The Cow KingThe Cow King a island Registered User regular
    Kelor wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    everyone wants to steal the valor, nobody wants to run off with the ptsd

    I was reading an article the other day about how 30,000-40,000 people fled the draft during the Vietnam War up to Canada, but it worked out okay because the same number of Canadians came down and volunteered.

    That is a lot more than I would have thought.

    Canadians are very stupid and very racist

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  • TynnanTynnan seldom correct, never unsure Registered User regular
    Don't really know why you'd want to rob a fabric store

  • The Cow KingThe Cow King a island Registered User regular
    edited May 23
    Tynnan wrote: »
    Don't really know why you'd want to rob a fabric store

    I'd do it for my mom she's never not sowing or knitting, walmarts don't have fabric or aquarium sections any more so I would feel bad about robbing a fabric land but they can stand to lose some silk

    The Cow King on
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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    It was a velour joke.

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