The cast of Titus could hold their own on this list
Papa Titus is basically indestructible/an absolute tank, Dave is a complete psycho/wildcard, Erin comes from Irish Catholics, and Christopher got set on fire/beaten/shot at/raised by Papa Titus, etc etc
Only weak link there is Tommy, who you could probably pickup and throw as your opening salvo, so not even totally useless
Oh, and if you're counting Juanita, I mean, you've got a championship team there
@The Lovely Bastard You're right. Rachael brings the ring out option to the table, assuming the fighters have to stay in the Cheers bar / the preselected alley.
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honestly if I was gonna be really strict about this (let's say we were doing some kind of bigger combat bracket) I would probably limit the scenario only to shows with a laugh track. not that stuff like Modern Family or The Good Place aren't sitcoms, they are in a general sense, but "has a laugh track" does a good job of narrowing down the spirit of the question, I think
has a laugh track would unfairly rule out certain shows like the office, parks n rec, abbott elementary, etc. basically the mockumentary division
yeah I'd be fine with that to be honest - they do fall under the very broad umbrella of "light half-hour comedy show" but there's just so many differences between those and more classic sitcoms that I'd be fine ruling them out for the purposes of something like this
or at least I'd be interested to see how a "laugh track only" bracket shakes out versus an "any light comedy show" one
either way Barry definitely doesn't count - it's got moments of humor but overall it's definitely not a comedy
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How I Met Your Mother would put up a fight.
Ted and Barney are dead in seconds but we’ve seen what Marshall can do and Robin is a complete badass.
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You know Mr. Belvedere was a nazi-killing machine in his younger days and I bet he hasn't slipped an inch.
Malcolm in the Middle is a decent corner to back. I forget the names, but the mother is definitely capable of murder and the little one would avoid the fight like a Hunger Games participant, stalking from the rafters, then strike at the last one standing.
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M.A.S.H.
They’re all soldiers so they’ve been through some rigorous training.
I’m not counting them out.
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You're all laughing at the cast of 7th Heaven until God Himself shields them from harm.
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My question is what sitcom crew would be the worst in a fight?
Currently I'm feeling Party Down, but I haven't thought about it for more than ten seconds
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Naw despite good points I still think Friends would fall first. No discipline, no experience, no cohesion, the diets of 20-30 year olds living in New York during the 90’s. So much bread and coffee. One sucker punch and they’ll shit their pants.
I think that tbh the weakest crew might be the Scrubs ones. If we're going American sitcoms I think probably the always Sunny gang combine being extremely immoral and surprisingly aggressive
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I feel like Ross, the largest Friend, would eat them before they even got to fight.
yep
spoken as someone who has never watched friends, theyd put up more of a fight than you think
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Papa Titus is basically indestructible/an absolute tank, Dave is a complete psycho/wildcard, Erin comes from Irish Catholics, and Christopher got set on fire/beaten/shot at/raised by Papa Titus, etc etc
Only weak link there is Tommy, who you could probably pickup and throw as your opening salvo, so not even totally useless
Oh, and if you're counting Juanita, I mean, you've got a championship team there
Shes from the fucking streets. They never showed it but you know she always had a knife somewhere on her person.
phoebe and monica could easily do this
you forget monica's superhuman strength and rachel's ability to be the worst person alive
yeah I'd be fine with that to be honest - they do fall under the very broad umbrella of "light half-hour comedy show" but there's just so many differences between those and more classic sitcoms that I'd be fine ruling them out for the purposes of something like this
or at least I'd be interested to see how a "laugh track only" bracket shakes out versus an "any light comedy show" one
either way Barry definitely doesn't count - it's got moments of humor but overall it's definitely not a comedy
Ted and Barney are dead in seconds but we’ve seen what Marshall can do and Robin is a complete badass.
He can take any Manhattanite easy.
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this is a good call i think
They’re all soldiers so they’ve been through some rigorous training.
I’m not counting them out.
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Currently I'm feeling Party Down, but I haven't thought about it for more than ten seconds
Big Bang Theory is RIGHT THERE
It's the music that makes this
so my answer is scrubs.
I feel like Dr. Cox is enough to keep them from being the worst.
i think carla, cox, and janitor would put up a fight
somebody said modern family earlier and i think even with their numbers they would get demolished by most other casts in a quick instant
I'm gonna say it: I think the Golden Girls go down hard in the first round. I think it get real ugly real quick
I feel like even if you were to take the fact that most of the cast are literal children, and you went with hypothetical adult Belcher children
The Belcher family is canonically awkward, cowardly, and specifically, repeatedly shown to be ineffective in fight situations
Seinfeld
Nobody in Seinfeld would be worth a damn in a fight.
which begs the question…who would form uneasy alliances
i do not think the janitor and dr. cox could actually throw down, but i would be terrified to fight carla, it's true
Kevin James is a beast, his coworkers are all prettt big and they work a relatively physical job.
Jerry Stiller would be the wild card
This was the first question I considered when thinking Always Sunny vs. Cheers
Except instead of uneasy alliances it was "which characters would fuck nasty immediately"
but he's the only one in the show that is repeatedly beaten up
in one case by a gang of children
I’m giving the crown to Family Matters
I think that tbh the weakest crew might be the Scrubs ones. If we're going American sitcoms I think probably the always Sunny gang combine being extremely immoral and surprisingly aggressive
George would either run or turn on them immediately given the chance.